LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

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Sometimes in life, we find ourselves in a rush.

Like when you’re trying to get to school on time, but your brother is running around the house with a pair of underwear on his head.

You try to go faster. But when you go faster, you make mistakes. You forget things. And somehow, you end up even later than if you hadn’t rushed at all. And just when you think things couldn’t get any worse, someone remembers the most important thing in the world… that they forgot to bring.

What a shame it would be if your parent ended up getting a speeding ticket… again.

Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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When your favourite superhero asks you to be their sidekick, you’ve got to say yes, right? What a dream that would be. Your could have your own costume with a cape, a cool catchphrase like “zip zap zoom, your butt to the moon," and you could even pick up your superhero’s dry cleaning.

Wait… dry cleaning? Did you sign up for that? I don’t know about this…

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It’s one thing to be spoiled, but what happens when you’re a kid who’s spoiled rotten? What happens when the toy you got just yesterday already feels old?

Well, good thing there’s an easy fix: it just takes a looooong “how money works” talk, followed by a “money doesn’t grow on trees” talk, followed by a “wants vs. needs” talk. Kids love those talks. And they ALWAYS work.

Or do they?

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Having a sleepover at your friend’s house can be a lot of fun. But at the same time, sleeping is serious business. You don’t want to mess around with a good night’s rest.

What if the place you’re sleeping over at has a funny smell? What if their blankets are too scratchy? What if their pillows feel like sleeping on a stack of bricks?

I suppose you could always spend ten hours packing a suitcase with almost everything you need to feel comfortable. Do mattresses even fit inside suitcases?

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So you find out your parents are pirates… and then they decide to bring you along on a little “business trip.” Somehow, you get roped into “borrowing” someone else’s treasure and you realize you have a bit of a knack for this whole pirating thing. BUT THEN you wake up to find a girl on another ship pointing a cannon in your direction. Yeesh! What are you supposed to do when that happens? Use your manners and ask her nicely not to blow a hole in your parents’ pirate ship? Find out in Part 2 of last week's story.

Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.