LOL Storytime - Stories for Kids

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In this silly story, Finley lives in a time before water was called water. Back then, people just called it the Wet Stuff, and everyone knew you were supposed to stay far away from it.

But after accidentally touching some of it, Finley discovers something surprising: it doesn't sting, burn, or turn his hands into crab hands. And now he can't stop thinking about it. Too bad the whole town seems ready to do everything to stop it from happening again.

Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.

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In this silly story, Waylon decides to become a serious businessman. He puts on a suit and tie, hires his best friend, and opens a lemonade stand.

Except, don’t dare call it a lemonade stand. That’s kid stuff.

Waylon is operating a Handcrafted Lemon Beverage Pop-Up Cafe.

But there’s a lot more to running a business than wearing a suit and tie. Waylon keeps finding new new problems to solve. Like how to make lemonade when you don’t have lemons... and how to earn enough money for a private jet.

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In this silly story, Scarlett will do almost anything to get invited to the biggest birthday party of the summer. There will be ponies, a splash-pad-style bouncy castle, and a chocolate fountain!

But when kids start getting uninvited over the tiniest arguments, Scarlett finds herself facing a very tough decision: chase the perfect party or stand up for her best friend.

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In this silly story, Ivy decides she’s done worrying about monsters under her bed. Besides, there’s no such thing as monsters living under people’s beds anyway.

But if, hypothetically speaking, a monster ever did show up, could she not just give it a makeover to make it look a little less scary?

What could possibly go wrong?

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The hospital can be a scary place at times… unless you’re one of those kids who wants to be in the hospital.

You know, the kind of kid who needs the perfect excuse for why they still haven’t paid their friend back the five dollars they owe them.

Clearly nobody has told these kids about hospital food.

Warning: this goofy story for kids may result in smiles, snorts, and possibly some LOLs. Listen at your own discretion.