Mates Rates

• Mates Rates Re-Education Camp

  This week the boys swapped the comfy chairs of the podcast studio for the hard plastic with attached desk chairs of the classroom as they sought to expand their mindbrains and broaden the depths of their thinking powers. Sammy tried his hand at the ancient art of scrabble, Kristo sought IT assistance for a computer with a mysterious problem (no problem at all it turns out) and Tom was helped by a familiar sounding British man to learn more about one of his favourite hobbies - podcasting. Have a great time guys. Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'egg.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply. 1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvale Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• Who Will Be Crowned King Of Music? Ft. The Rions

  Three of Australia's hottest new musicians were joined on the couch by Asher and Tom from The Rions to dissect what many are calling the 3 greatest songs since The Beatles final record. Despite the greatness of all 3, one has been chosen by our panel of experts as the greatest of the great, but who will it be? Will it be Kristo's Realty Rockstar, Sammy's Sh*t Stains (explicit version) or Tom's Praying on Paper? Listen to find out. Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'egg.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply. 1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvale Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• The 3 Greatest Songs You’ll Ever Hear: For Your Grammy Consideration

  Prepare your earholes, you're about to witness some of the greatest songwriting and production since Mozart first put quill to parchment. Kristo, Sammy and Tom have all entered the studio as mere podcasters and emerged as accomplished musical artists. In this episode the boys each debut their original songs to each other and dissect the artistry behind each masterpiece. You will never be the same after this. Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'egg.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply. 1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvael Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• Mates Rates The Musical (We Don’t Actually Sing In This Don’t Worry)

  What do Benson Boone, Will Smith, John Lennon, Russel Crowe and the Mates Rates have in common? Aside from all being world-famous and celebrated entertainers, they have also all dabbled in music. In this episode the boys chat about some of the best and worst musical exploits of otherwise famous celebrities. We also crown our first ever One Word Weird champion and announce this month's eggceptional weird word. Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'egg.' Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply. 1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvael Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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• HOW TO 10X YOUR INCOME THIS FINANCIAL YEAR

  Don't forget to enter our One Word Weird competition for your chance to win a case of Brookvale Union RTD's. Head to memo.fm/matesrates and tell us your weirdest story involving the word 'Favour.' It's the Mates Rates End of Financial Year Bonanza! Everything must go as we head into Q3 and leave the filthy, disgusting Q2 in our wake. In this podcast, you'll hear priceless advice that the experts don't want you to know, like how to multiply your dividends and how to bring thick, juicy, veiny profits to your beloved shareholders. We've also got the return of a classic segment that see the boys phone up some local pubs and try to find a business associate. Have a Great Time Guys! Honk our horn at memo.fm/matesrates Send us a text-based horn honking at [email protected] Follow the pod on Instagram! Follow us on TikTok Follow us on Instagram Mechanic: comment on the promotional post with an answer to question “[refer to weekly podcast terms]” and go in the draw to win a carton of Brookvale Union (in one (1) word); AU18+ only. Ends 31/12/25 11:59pm AEST. Limit 1 entry/person. T&Cs apply. 1 case per monthly comp. Case is 24 x 330mL case of Brookvael Union cans. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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