Bring Me the Axe is a comedy podcast celebrating the best (and worst) horror from a time when the video store ruled the night. Every other week, brothers Bryan ...
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This week's episode is a look at the egregious ripoff of The Thing (or the novel Who Goes There, depending on who you ask). It's the first in a series of episodes resulting from the power trio of director David Nutter, and writers Glenn Morgan and James Wong.
This episode sees Mulder and Scully accompany a team of scientists to a remote arctic science outpost in Alaska to investigate the sudden disappearance of the team that was conducting ice core drilling there and unexpectedly released something ancient, deadly, and likely from another planet.
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99CR 27: Escape From The Bronx
This week Bryan and Dave take a trip back to Rome to check in with Enzo G. Castellari and Mark Gregory on their sequel to the 1982 action movie that exploited the popularity of The Warriors. This time they're exploiting the popularity of John Carpenter's outstanding, Escape From New York. We get more Trash and more Bronx gangs but this time we're joined by the absolute massive screen presence of Antonio Sabato and the movie's appeal rests entirely on the outrageous shoot-y, burn-y, explode-y violence that ups the ante and cranks the volume.
Escape From The Bronx has practically zero plot to speak of and is an incredibly dumb movie at heart but it's a lot of fun and some of the best action that Italy had to offer in the twilight of their once-great exploitation movie industry. Let us break it all down for you.
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66: Alice, Sweet Alice
This week Bryan and Dave take a look at a nasty little indie from New Jersey that can't help but get a little on ya. Alfred Sole's Alice, Sweet Alice is a vicious movie with a real bone to pick with the Catholic church.
Following his actual excommunication from the church having, Alfred Sole pulled together every resource he could, with a script co-written by Rosemary Ritvo and heavily, heavily inspired by Nicholas Roeg's Don't Look Now, it pits a community of deeply repressed middle-class Catholics against a killer who brutally murders a child in a church. Is it the deeply disturbed problem-child Alice? All signs point to yes but it's complicated, of course.
Perverse and dark in the extreme, Alice, Sweet Alice stands alone in the 1970's as a truly original, truly mean piece of horror with a hell of a cast and some seriously nasty special effects.
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(Sample) Do You Think I'm Spooky? S1E8: Ice
To unlock the full episode go to Patreon and subscribe at the $5 level to unlock all of our X-Files episodes as well as Bring Me The Axe: Millennium Edition, and Radio Free Haddonfield our bi-weekly DJ and music show.
This week's episode is a look at the egregious ripoff of The Thing (or the novel Who Goes There, depending on who you ask). It's the first in a series of episodes resulting from the power trio of director David Nutter, and writers Glenn Morgan and James Wong.
This episode sees Mulder and Scully accompany a team of scientists to a remote arctic science outpost in Alaska to investigate the sudden disappearance of the team that was conducting ice core drilling there and unexpectedly released something ancient, deadly, and likely from another planet.
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99CR 26: The Apple
Hey! Hey! Hey! BIM's on the way! This week Bryan and Dave take a good long look at the abyss and the abyss stares back when they watch the movie that launched The Cannon Group into the American imagination, a movie musical so poorly received that it nearly drove its director to leap from his hotel balcony at the premier. The Apple is what happens when a producer knows that he wants to make a big musical that's sure to capture some of the excitement that Grease generated but without really knowing what makes a musical work. It's a movie so profoundly bad, with bad acting, bad characters, and the worst thing a musical can have: bad music. Nothing about this baffling movie works and it is plainly obvious for anyone to see. It's simply amazing that the director, Menahem Golan was so caught off guard by its failure.
Some movies are so bad that they end entire careers. This one almost ended Golan's life.
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Bring Me the Axe is a comedy podcast celebrating the best (and worst) horror from a time when the video store ruled the night. Every other week, brothers Bryan and Dave White (and the occasional guest) heed the call of nostalgia and evaluate the classic 70s and 80s horror movies they loved in their childhood to determine whether the movies are still relevant today or should be allowed to fade into obscurity.