Fair Game Theory

Always important to keep tabs on anything unusual.

Spoiler alert: The house carpenter was also a spy.

Add nothing, deny nothing. Oh my bad it was summer 2005 not 2004.

Someone has hacked into Fair Game Theory podcast and recorded toilet noises over parts of “Episode 1: Cubesmart Karma Part II” of this podcast. It could be Scientology, it could be Blackcube agents. Even in the unlikely event that it was somehow done in error as I was using the app for the first time back in 2020, ultimately, Scientology and my Black Ops is still to blame because of the sheer psychological torture and mental degradation to which I have been subjected, such that I was in a frame of mind preventing me from approaching my craft in a methodical fashion amidst the violation of my human rights. It will now be necessary to go back and listen to every single episode of this podcast, in order to ensure no toilet noises were surreptitiously added by hackers. I am re-releasing “Cubesmart Karma” today so that you may listen to “Cubesmart Karma,” an inaugural episode of Fair Game Theory podcast, as it was meant to be heard—in one continuous episode, with premium audio quality, and no toilet noises added by hackers.

Of course I would not be truly fulfilling my duties as an accountability partner without remembering to vet every detail of whether or not the accountability partner I was assigned at a 2017 Street Performance Fellowship was in fact a Scientology spy, or hired operative working on behalf of the Brooks/Kaplan and Kargman/Kopelman families. Was my accountability partner feeding me fake stories about being human trafficked to falsely incriminating me by capturing audio recording of me “not responding appropriately”? How does one respond “appropriately” to a possible hired operative. Why did said accountability partner exhibit obvious spy vibes by playing along with fake coincidences orchestrated by other Scientology and/or Rape Suspect-Hired spies in my life? The “accountability partner”, I would bet money, is probably running around spreading false incrimination about me as we speak. I also share my unofficial restraining order against all hired operatives, and provide a warning of the fines and penalties one will face should they find themselves in past present or future violation. Yes, the restraining order is retroactive.