The Jon Richardson Show on Absolute Radio

... if he didn't want you to shake them. Jon is back with Angela Barnes and this week she spins a yarn about a nefarious book thief. We ask the audience 'what is the movie quote you use all the time', and we also talk about USB cords and the extremes you'll go to when you need the loo. Contribute at any time! jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

... and a sycophantic Swiss Roll. This week Lindsey Santoro is back to add a dollop of chaos into Jon's life. Along with the usual fun we analyse Jon's performance sat next to Nigella Lawson on the TV, the literal police have their hands full with the first episode of Strictly, and it's Jon's birthday but he doesn't like to talk about it. Do get in touch if you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this episode - jon@absoluteradio.co.uk - and join us next Saturday from 8am on Absolute Radio.

(What am I going to do?) This week Lindsey Santoro joins Jon for a wide ranging, some might say meandering discussion about Jon's inability to flirt effectively, the somewhat worrying contents of Lindsey's handbag, and the literal police deal with multiple infractions. Contact us any time at jon@absoluteradio.co.uk

This week, Jon and Suzi Ruffell have an awkward disagreement about equine measurement, the listeners help Jon a little bit with ideas for his gig at Absolute Radio Live, and the Literal Police have mixed results with their conviction rate. If you like the podcast, why not join us next Saturday morning from 8 on Absolute Radio?

On this week's festival of jokes, japes and great tunes, Angela Barnes joins us once again to analyse fat Marmots, the effect of fizzy kimchi and whether Angela's yarn about a comedian who lived happily ever after can possibly be true. We'll also be banging up some repeat offenders in literal prison, and Jon has a request for his listeners. If you love this - why not listen while it happens, live? Every Saturday morning from 8am on Absolute Radio.