Alpha Blokes Podcast

One of the greatest weekends of all time for our big Moochter.

We cover Queefta's big day and the fun that was had celebrating love and how the boys provided the best balance of chirping and banter as the MC's for his wedding! Poo also found out a soapy secret about Quinn on the day that he just could not keep to himself before we run through some great instalments of the usual segments. Hectic shit happening in the news, including another manhole incident and massive upsets in the UFC recently before diving into a peculiar version of Queefta Of The Week and probably the creepiest version of Poo's Reviews yet. Thanks to all you legends for your ongoing support!

Tickets are still available for the Podcast Royale 3.0, don't be the mate who misses out on one of the greatest events of the year: www.alpha-events.com.au

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our vlog from the Cooktown Boar Comp just dropped: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

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Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds app. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

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0:00 - Quinn's Wedding
26:30 - The Stable
32:00 - Movies, Shows & Games
42:39 - Pub Of The Week
47:23 - Cooking/Eating
57:47 - Alpha News
1:26:14 - Motivation
1:39:38 - Queefta Of The Week
1:46:35 - Poo's Reviews

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BBQ enthusiast, cooking content creator and great mate of the show Johnny Austin joins us around the table for a catch up.

We talk about Johnny's recent trip to the USA and his hitlist of BBQ places that he visited whilst he was over there, the wild world of Buccee's servos and his plans for AussieQ as it looks to expand into a new shed with sets for filming. We cover his TikTok duets with Gordon Ramsay and some of his recent favourite meals to cook on the smoker and the BBQ before getting some updated answers on the guest questions. It was unreal getting this legend on for a catch up, he's always supported the ABC and being a pillar of the trendsetters. Enjoy legends!

Support Johnny at his website here: https://aussieq.com.au/

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
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0:00 - Johnny Returns
14:00 - BBQ Rubs
18:00 - Upgrading Filming Space
25:00 - Gordon Ramsay Duel
31:30 - Fry Pans & Cookware
40:00 - Jala-Pain-O Roulette
45:00 - Chicken Recipes
1:05:00 - USA Trip
1:20:00 - Buccee's
1:34:00 - Guest Questions
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Bandit has caught the Cooktown Cough and is a grumpy boy today which we take full advantage of. Some ripper yarns from the trendsetters this week, including why you shouldn't fart on ya mates, toilet training the tin lids and many more from some of our favourite trendsetters. Enjoy legends!

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop
10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop

0:00 - INTRO
1:30 - KNUCKLES PROPER TRUE YARN
8:00 - CARRY ONS
57:00 - WINNING CALLER
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The Curious Case of the Cooktown Cough.

The boys are not fresh at all but they made it home safe to tell you all about their ripper trip up to Cooktown for the Cooktown boar comp. They take you from start to finish, including road trip yarns, the cough of the curious, their actual boar hunts and the sick new tech they used on their adventure. Queefta tells us about holding down the fort in Gladdy, including moving into his new crib and his wedding coming up this weekend. Pep has finally come back from leave and has some fantastic dumpies for us! And we bring it home with one of the highest quality instalments of Queefta Of The Week and a rather smelly edition of Poo's Reviews. We got through it legends, hope you enjoy your week!

2026 "More Of This" Father's Day drop goes live tonight, 6PM at alphablokes.com.au

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop
10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop

0:00 - Cooktown Boar Comp
34:13 - Queefta's Move
43:00 - Air Hoses
50:00 - The Stable
53:00 - Teching Out
1:00:00 - Road Trip Yarns
1:06:00 - Pub Of The Week
1:10:00 - Pep & Poo's Dump Finds For You
1:13:00 - Cooking/Eating
1:17:15 - Alpha News
1:27:14 - Queefta Of The Week
1:34:34 - Poo's Reviews
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Hopefully we have successfully made it to Cooktown by the time you hear this! A fantastic instalment of Talkback as per usual this week, limericks and headnoise around plowing Grandma? Get around it to find out! Enjoy the rest of your week trendsetters.

The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.au

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop
10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop

0:00 - Intro
2:10 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn
5:30 - Carry Ons
55:00 - Winning Yarn / Call
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