Alpha Blokes Podcast

The tradie yarns are on fire this week, we hear about what it's like to get caught getting pegged on smoko and watching your boss zip tie some cracktivities to the fence. It's Curious's first time in the drivers seat and the boys are up and about to watch him press buttons. Enjoy trendsetters.

The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.au

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
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0:00 - Intro
4:50 - Carry Ons
1:04:40 - Winning Yarn/Caller
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You're meant to turn it upside down?

Things are pretty cruisy at the moment at HQ which is different for a change! We discuss the release of the Hardman doco, how fires can embedd their stench into your clothes and the origin of Wedges with Sweet Chilli sauce. Movies, Shows & Games is a big highlight for this episode, covering the new Sky King documentary and the no gambling plan for GTA 6 in Australia. We bring it home with our usual segments, with Poo's Reviews featuring a little throwback to the OG days of the segment. Enjoy your week trendsetters.

The Warden Bucking Bull Of The Year shirts are back and only available at alphablokes.com.au

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop
10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop

0:00 - Hardman Embedded
5:00 - Wedges
12:00 - Weekends
20:00 - Buying A New Mattress
29:00 - The Stable
40:00 - Dick Wiping
47:00 - Pub Of The Week
52:59 - Dump Finds
1:06:30 - Cooking/Eating
1:19:00 - Alpha News
2:00:00 - Queefta Of The Week
2:04:00 - Poo's Reviews
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Irish comedian travelling the country on his pushy Ian Dowling popped in for a yarn during the Gladstone leg of his tour.

Ian tells us his story and how growing up in Ireland watching Home And Away inspired him to come over to Australia and why he hasn't left for 20 years! We discuss why he begun standup, how he got fired from his job and how that inspired the On Ya Bike Kant tour, a standup comedy through Australia that he's completing on his push bike! We also discuss how he plans for long stints on the bike and many more war stories that this legend had to offer. Enjoy trendsetters!

Follow Ian's Journey on Instagram here: https://www.instagram.com/iandowlingcomedy/?hl=en

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop
10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop

0:00 - Love for Home And Away
7:00 - Getting Fired & Starting Standup
20:00 - On Ya Bike Idea
27:00 - Integrating Riding Around Australia in Standup
30:00 - Regional Comedy Contests
43:00 - Plans For Rest Of Tour
56:00 - Logistical Battles
1:08:00 - Entertainment Factor Of Shows
1:12:00 - Food & Water Carries
1:20:00 - Guest Questions
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The trendsetters have answered the call and ring in with some absolute ripper citizens arrest yarns that get us up and about! This one is a classic. Enjoy the rest of your week legends.

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day has just dropped, our best movie yet: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop
10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop

0:00 - Intro
3:00 - Knuckles Proper True Yarn
6:00 - Carry Ons
1:08:00 - Winning Yarn/Caller
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Bit on in Yeppoon over the weekend.

We recap the bucks and how a piece of Quinn's soul is probably still over at Keppel. Tommy gives his thoughts on the Raging Bull doco before we cover one of the best cases of a citizen arrest in the news as well as the no limit card before bringing it home with the most intense version of QOTW yet and tinder reviews are back! Big lift for this one but like always we made it. Enjoy trendsetters.

Got a yarn for Talkback? Email it to carryon@alphablokes.com.au

Want Poo to review your Tinder profile? Email the big fella with your intel to possibly get on to Poo's Reviews: poobandit@alphablokes.com.au

Ever wanted to watch the Podcast? Check out full visual, uncut and ad-free versions on our Patreon. Only $5 a week plus access to all of our exclusive vlogs. Our full 75+ minute movie of the road trip to Territory Day is about to drop: patreon.com/alphablokespodcast

Better Beer: Jog in a can, win in a tin, the athletes choice. Try their new Halfy's at any bottle-o near you: https://www.betterbeer.com.au/

Neds: Smash out a same game multi in seconds and track it live as the action plays out. Use the Punter's Toolbox for extra value and protection. Get amongst it on the Neds too. T&Cs apply see website for details https://www.neds.com.au/. You Win Some You Lose More.

SP Tools: Schmicker tools for an even schmicker price, use code "ALPHA" at checkout for 10% off and check out their brand new catalogue: sptools.com

Portwest: Tough workwear for tough jobs. Check out their vast variety of PPE for the jobsite here: https://www.portwest.com/market/

Papa Macros: ready made unreal meals if you're too flat out to meal prep Sunday arvo. Use the code "ALPHA" for $30 off your first order or "ALPHA10" for any reoccuring order for 10% off at papamacros.com.au OR simply use the links below:
$30 off your first order: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=ALPHA&sc-page=shop
10% off: https://www.papamacros.com.au/?coupon-code=Alpha10&sc-page=shop

0:00 - Quinn's Bucks
25:00 - Rest Of Weekend Catchup + Pigging
52:00 - Pub Of The Week
1:00:00 - Cooking/Eating
1:03:10 - Alpha News
1:43:00 - Queefta Of The Week
1:50:35 - Poo's Reviews
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