Deliver The Profile

In this episode of Criminal Minds, the BAU goes rat hunting in "Internal Affairs", even though it's a different branch of government and all the conflict about policing your own is lost. Didn't we see The Departed, anyone? This is all part of the Season 11 Dirty Dozen we are obligated to cover it eventually, but we're so darned annoyed by this storyline that we'll only give 100% instead of 110% like usual.

Criminal Minds, in "Full Tilt Boogie" from Season 13, addresses the opioid epidemic plaguing America's (white) communities the same way it addresses every societal issue in its purview: poorly. Learn what an Mhm is in the latest episode of Deliver The Profile, your stalwart defense against the forces of bad procedural television.

Here it is: the LAST episode EVER of Criminal Minds: Beyond Borders. Don't worry, we've still got like five episodes left to do, but this is chronologically the last one. It has everything: an evil clown, William Forsythe, Russia, ballerinas, an agent shot in the line of duty, and, of course, an "Everything's Okay" dinner. This was a television show that aired during prime time, and we are all lesser for it.

Deliver The Profile celebrates its 10th year on the air with "Dorado Falls", a paranoid thriller about an ex-soldier who thinks his family has been replaced by impostors. Also, Morgan makes Prentiss do extra training because he's a dick. Thanks for listening, if you're a longtime fan or if this is your first time.

An episode so not rife with incident Ronnie and Jazz couldn't even squeeze an hour of podcasting out of it. Just because it's the shortest podcast in years does not mean it's without its merits as DTP covers "Target Rich", an episode in which Rossi's long lost daughter comes asking for a favor. Thankfully, the favor is "find a serial killer" and not "be an active father", so Rossi is up to the job. Also, JJ returns from maternity leave, meaning now sometimes a blonde actress spouts exposition in scenes.