Welcome to 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer
Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh.
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Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kershire are LIVE from the 2 Bears 5k in Tampa Bay Florida! They aren't alone either, the bears are joined by not one, not two, but three guest bears! Joining Tom and Bert are rapper/running enthusiast N.O.R.E, as well as, former NFL players/Super Bowl champs, Jason Kelce and Beau Allen. The group all get together to talk about the real challenges of the 2 Bears 5k, who the best drinkers are, running, nicknames, dictators, Hype Williams, stupid purchases, and so much more. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 288
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:04:17 - N.O.R.E
00:14:48 - Japanese Whiskey
00:20:12 - Beau Allen & Jason Kelce
00:26:33 - The Best Drinkers & Worst NFL Matchups
00:35:33 - Nicknames & Dictators
00:42:02 - Hype Williams
00:45:39 - NFL Rookies
00:53:51 - Drinking Before A Big Game
00:58:23 - Stupid Purchases
01:06:16 - Wrap Up
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MrBallen Traumatizes Tom Segura | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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On this episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by the legendary storyteller himselfāMrBallen! Get ready for an epic conversation as they dive into some of the wildest true crime mysteries and horror stories, including the chilling unsolved case of the Yuba County Five and a gruesome incident on an oil rig that will haunt your dreams.
They also explore mind-blowing topics like habitable exoplanets, Katy Perryās space adventure, and MrBallenās incredible journey from Navy SEAL to YouTube sensation.
Don't miss this oneāit's a mix of mystery, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs.
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 287
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:15 - The Strange, Dark, & Mysterious World Of MrBallen
00:07:29 - Why True Crime?
00:14:03 - The Stories That Stick With You
00:28:10 - The Yuba County Five
00:35:45 - Exoplanets
00:40:57 - Katy Perry In Space
00:44:47 - First Day On Seal Team 2
00:58:44 - New Career Path
01:10:06 - Grenade Moment
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The Blue Origin Broads Backlash w/ Thomas Lennon | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kreischer is joined by legendary funnyman and certified bear Thomas Lennon for one of the wildest rides yet. No stranger to confrontations, Thomas tells Bert some stories about a fight he got into in the real-world and the internet. They dive into the Amazon reviews of Mein Kampf, unpack the all-female Blue Origin space flight, and debate which celebs should be launched into orbit next.
Thomas also opens up about working with Christopher Nolan, shares the weirdest thing heās ever used his fame for, and the two squirm over some spelunking stories. The two also discuss claustrophobia, Tom's basketball injury, suicide pods in Switzerland, and whether getting beat up by a woman is a fair fight. From film criticism to Karen moments, to the legendary Pink Palace, this episode has it all!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 286
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:23 - Mein Kampf
00:06:34 - Women In Space
00:11:03 - Happy Endings
00:18:18 - Back To The Lady Astronauts
00:22:37 - Thrill Seeking
00:26:00 - Caves
00:35:53 - A Funny Death
00:40:05 - Fame
00:45:47 - Tom's Broken Body
00:49:37 - Swiss Unalive Pods
00:56:38 - The Man Who Would Be King
00:59:44 - Christopher Nolan Movies
01:07:24 - Film Criticism
01:22:27 - Confrontations
01:34:57 - Cop Stuff
01:39:34 - Karen Moments
01:42:57 - Can't We All Just Get Along
01:49:38 - Couples Therapy & The Space Draft
01:55:31 - Body Acceptance
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Sampling Your Own Sauce | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
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This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Bert Kershire and Tim Segura are hooked up to IV's as they recover from their gay bar takeover and all the love the received from all those hungry bears. They talk Instagram FOMO, the magic of minority women making meals for their husbands, a chola influencer named La Sleep that Bert is obsessed with, and the performative nature of social media. They also talk about the appeal of the Kelce brothers to gays, share the unique name of a cocktail that was invented at the takeover, debate which group of people gives the best compliments, and finally they tackle the subject of sampling your own sauce, which means exactly what you think it means. Enjoy the show!
2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 285
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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:00:56 - Post Takeover IV Drip
00:08:56 - Watches
00:15:31 - Car Guys & Dogs
00:21:15 - Bert Is A Mexican Woman
00:28:28 - Gay Black Couple Meals
00:33:10 - The Cholo Life
00:36:51 - Instagram FOMO
00:45:51 - Gay Compliments
00:53:53 - Kelce Bears, UTI's, & Sampling Your Own Sauce
01:01:22 - Clip: Drinking An Ari Cocktail
01:08:35 - How Much To Taste?
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