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The Therapy Crouch

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    Mother’s Day Special! Abbey’s Mum Joins the Pod, Pete’s Gift Fail and Mother’s Day Confessions

    10/03/2026 | 54 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s a Mother’s Day special on the podcast as Abbey and Peter welcome a very special guest onto the couch — Abbey’s mum Karen. The episode kicks off with Pete admitting to a classic husband fail after forgetting Abbey’s very first Mother’s Day which sparks a debate about the pressure of getting the perfect gift and whether husbands should actually be responsible for organising the day at all.

    Abbey also reveals that she’s been secretly editing Pete’s flower orders over the years to make sure she actually gets the bouquet she wants, while Pete defends himself saying the expectations around special occasions are getting out of hand.

    Later on Karen joins the pod and shares stories about Abbey growing up, what she was really like as a child and why she always knew her daughter would end up performing and entertaining. We also hear about pregnancy cravings, family traditions in Liverpool and what Mother’s Day looks like once your kids grow up and start their own families.

    In the Agony Abs we hear from a mum who secretly hates Mother’s Day and another listener wondering if her husband should still be helping the kids organise gifts even now they’re teenagers.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast - hit the link below
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Introduction
    02:00 Ricky Gervais “Going Big Time” Story
    03:20 Awkward Fan Encounters & Golf Story with Alan Shearer
    05:40 Abbey’s Lurch Dog Obsession
    07:05 The “Failed Police Dog” Story
    09:00 What They’re Watching Right Now
    10:35 Pete’s First Mother’s Day Fail
    12:00 Abbey’s Weekly Wine: Pete’s “Organising” Skills
    14:30 The Pressure of Mother’s Day Gifts
    16:40 Listener Confession: “I Hate Mother’s Day”
    18:30 Abbey Admits She Changes Pete’s Flower Orders
    19:40 Kitchen Hygiene Debate (Upside Down Cups)
    21:30 Abbey’s Mum Joins the Podcast
    23:00 Pregnancy Cravings & Chip Shop Stories
    25:15 What Abbey Was Like Growing Up
    26:40 Karen on Abbey’s Talent as a Child
    28:00 The Reality of Having a Newborn
    29:00 Abbey Still Wants More Kids
    30:00 How Mother’s Day Traditions Have Changed

    To contact us:
    Email: [email protected]

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    @thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

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    Strategic Toilet Breaks, Relationship Drama & Fairy P*rn! Abbey and Peter’s Ask Us Anything!

    05/03/2026 | 27 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are answering your burning questions in another chaotic Ask Us Anything special - and nothing is off limits.

    The pod kicks off with a listener dealing with what can only be described as “strategic bowel syndrome”, as one husband mysteriously disappears to the toilet every single time parenting duties begin. Abbey has a surprisingly brutal solution involving adult nappies, while Pete shares his own suspicious bathroom habits.

    Elsewhere, the pair help a listener who’s struggling to pull at the races, debate whether it’s ever okay to stay friends with an ex, and give advice to someone whose dad has completely taken over their wedding plans after offering to pay for it.

    There’s also a surprisingly deep discussion about AI robots in the home, Abbey reveals what it’s really like walking the runway as a model during fashion week, and the team share their most awkward cinema experiences – including sneaking McDonald’s into the theatre and a dog causing absolute chaos mid-movie.

    And in one of the strangest dilemmas yet, Pete discovers the bizarre world of fantasy romance books, as Abbey explains why so many women are hooked on these wildly popular stories.

    If you want to submit a question for the podcast – hit the link below.

    00:00 Introduction
    01:20 “Strategic Bowel Syndrome” Husband
    04:20 Dating Advice For A Single Guy
    06:00 Dad Taking Over The Wedding
    08:30 Would You Have A Robot At Home?
    12:05 Abbey’s Runway Advice For Models
    14:10 Staying Friends With Your Ex
    17:00 Dog Chaos In The Cinema
    20:00 Sneaking Food Into Movies
    22:00 The Rise Of Fantasy Romance Books
    25:00 Romance Films vs Real Relationships

    To contact us:
    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg

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    Sex Educator Alix Fox: What You’re Doing Wrong In Bed!

    04/03/2026 | 56 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, things get steamy (and seriously educational) as Abbey and Peter are joined by renowned sex educator, journalist and PhD researcher Alix Fox.

    Alix has spent over two decades exploring the ins and outs (quite literally) of intimacy, fetishes and modern relationships. From her early days reporting on BDSM and subcultures, to working as a script consultant on Netflix’s Sex Education, and now completing a PhD at UCL focused on HIV prevention — Alix has seen every side of the conversation when it comes to sex.

    The trio dive into everything from the rise in fantasy-inspired sex toys (up 244% this year!), to why more than half of women admit to faking orgasms to protect their partner’s feelings. They discuss the stigma straight men still face around sex toys, how to introduce fantasies into long-term relationships without offending your partner, and whether honesty in the bedroom is always the best policy.

    There are jaw-dropping sex disaster stories (including a frozen sausage incident you will never unhear), eye-opening insights into menopause and libido, and practical advice for couples who want to reset their expectations without hurting feelings.

    It’s funny, shocking, awkward and genuinely informative — and it might just change the way you think about your sex life.
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    Is This Cheating? Liking Bikini Pics, Group Chat ‘Banter’ & Phone Snooping

    25/02/2026 | 18 mins.
    On today’s Ask Us Anything episode of The Therapy Crouch, Abbey, Peter and Ross dive head-first into your juiciest dilemmas – and this one gets heated.

    We hear from a newlywed struggling with intimacy after anxiety medication kills his wife’s sex drive, sparking an honest conversation about desire, frustration and when it’s time to get professional help.

    Then things really kick off as Abbey reacts to a listener who went through her partner’s phone and found bikini pics, pub messages and lads’ group chat behaviour that crosses the line. Is it just “boys’ banter”… or is it borderline cheating?

    From trust, boundaries and when sorry just isn’t enough, to iconic football songs and questionable swimming chat, this episode has everything.

    If you want to submit an Agony Ab to the podcast – hit the link below.

    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 – Intro, ropey voices & “bleed Therapy Crouch”
    01:20 – Cameras down throats & medical horror stories
    02:00 – Nicknames chat begins (Matalan, Motion Sensor Light, Curly Whirly)
    04:16 – Agony Ab 1: Newlyweds, anxiety meds & no sex
    06:20 – “Turbo vs handbrake” & fantasy conversation gets awkward
    07:40 – Why fantasising about people you know is dangerous
    09:12 – GP advice & “above our pay grade” moment
    10:14 – YNWA vs Delilah – which song hits harder?
    12:05 – Agony Ab 2: Went through his phone… found bikini pics
    13:25 – Pub messages, group chats & “men need to grow up”
    14:19 – “That’s borderline cheating” & breaking trust
    15:49 – When sorry isn’t enough & healing takes time
    16:42 – Final verdict: dump him or set hard boundaries
    17:00 – Hot toddy, swimming & gun show jokes
    18:12 – Outro

    To contact us:

    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/
    @thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter

    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey

    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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    HALF TERM BEST OF: The Jellyfish Incident! Erotic Books, Nickname Chaos & Abby’s Secret Sex Symbol Status!

    24/02/2026 | 48 mins.
    On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, it’s time for a Best Of special – the funniest, most chaotic and downright outrageous moments of the year so far.

    From Peter’s accidental 6AM “private” workout in the pod (that may or may not have been caught on camera), to Abbey discovering she was someone’s lock screen… nothing is off limits. We revisit the now-infamous saturation diver jellyfish story (yes, it’s as bad as you remember), Pete’s Ibiza jellyfish disaster, and the marriage debate that had everyone shouting “you’re not present at all!”

    Plus, the Nickname Game Hall of Fame returns with some absolute crackers — including “Cordless”, “Pothole” and the one ( you know the one!) that nearly broke the internet.

    There’s posture problems, packing arguments, erotic literature confusion, scuba diving fails and proof (apparently) that Abbey is a full-blown sex symbol.

    If you want to submit a story, Weekly Wine or a nickname for the Hall of Fame – hit the link below:
    https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1rAKDST4HU_8al_aWpOlys3TRJrWvDV-84piVdlOOjU4/edit

    00:00 Introduction – Best Of Special
    03:45 WikiFeet & “Abbie’s Trotters”
    08:20 Pete’s 6AM Pod Workout
    13:10 Posture & Spine Scare
    17:40 “You’re Not Present” Marriage Debate
    22:15 The Zurich Trip Chaos
    27:30 The Jellyfish Diver Horror Story
    33:40 Pete’s Ibiza Jellyfish Nightmare
    36:50 Abbey’s Lock Screen Moment
    40:10 Nickname Game Hall of Fame
    45:20 Erotic Literature & Mr Tickle
    49:00 Final Laughs

    To contact us:
    Email: [email protected]

    Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/thetherapycrouchpodcast/

    TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thetherapycrouch

    Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/

    For more from Peter
    https://twitter.com/petercrouch

    For more from Abbey
    https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy

    Our clips channel
    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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About The Therapy Crouch

Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships. Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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