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    Peter Crouch's James Bond Casting, Ronaldo's Retirement & The Football vs. Family Debate! | EP. 432

    11/11/2026 | 1h 5 mins.
    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris get stuck into a week of unexpected football headlines, outrageous predictions and some VERY interesting family dynamics!

    First up, the lads react to Sean Dyche's rather unexpected new Durex advertising campaign, before turning their attention to Sids' latest television appearance and his now legendary 'regards to your consortium' moment. Could the boys also have the ultimate Christmas party lined up, with an afternoon at the darts followed by Kasabian at the O2?!

    We also discuss Cristiano Ronaldo's international retirement after an incredible 23-year career with Portugal. Is it time to retire his iconic number seven shirt, or should it be passed on to the next generation? Crouchy makes a HUGE prediction about whether anyone will ever beat Ronaldo's international goal record, and puts a rather permanent bet on the line if he's ever proved wrong!

    Elsewhere, the lads get into England's latest squad selection, with the Bellingham brothers potentially making history by playing together for their country. Having played alongside brothers, cousins and even family members in football themselves, the boys debate whether having family on the pitch is a blessing or a recipe for disaster. We also hear about Robbie Savage's difficult afternoon watching his son Charlie score against his own team in a 5-0 defeat!

    And there's plenty more, including the latest Premier League results, Peter Crouch's unlikely James Bond casting, the question of whether Holland should actually be called the Netherlands, and a brand-new Why The Football Not featuring a children's magician who managed to turn a birthday party into a live football viewing experience.

    Plus, the lads discuss the unwritten rules of hiring a magician, debate whether football and family really do mix, and make their latest international football predictions.

    Chumbawamba

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    00:00 - Sean Dyche's unexpected Durex advert
    04:00 - Chris's hectic week and the lads catch up
    08:29 - Sids' brilliant viral TV moment
    12:12 - Peter Crouch's James Bond casting rumours
    14:42 - Cristiano Ronaldo's international retirement
    17:11 - Who should inherit Ronaldo's iconic number 7 shirt?
    20:12 - The Ronaldo prediction and a tattoo bet
    24:16 - Premier League results and the race for the top four
    28:00 - England, international football and the Bellingham brothers
    32:19 - What happens when family members play against each other?
    36:21 - Robbie Savage's emotional moment watching son Charlie
    40:51 - Do family and football really mix?
    43:52 - A magician, a children's party and watching football
    48:14 - Football predictions and upcoming international fixtures
    53:38 - Germany, the Netherlands and why do we call them Holland?
    58:30 - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? The ultimate phone-a-friend debate
    01:02:21 - Final predictions, Wayne Rooney and the Australian jungle
    01:04:28 - Celebrating the British Podcast Award

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    Tom Fordyce: Successful Launches, Streakers & Could Brighton Actually WIN The League?! | EP. 431

    04/11/2026 | 54 mins.
    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids and Chris are joined once again by the one and only Tom Fordyce, where we ask if a long ball is now officially a "successful launch"?! And what exactly is a football manager's philosophy supposed to mean?!

    We also investigate the increasingly ridiculous world of football stewards, including why they're now warming up like professional athletes and whether they're actually capable of catching a pitch invader. Speaking of which, the lads make a VERY important request for the podcast's first-ever streaker...

    There's plenty of football chat too, as the boys debate whether Brighton could genuinely mount a Premier League title challenge, discuss Arsenal's impressive performance against Liverpool and get stuck into Manchester United's ongoing struggles. Is the problem bigger than the manager, and can their new ownership consortium really turn things around? Meanwhile, Spurs fans finally have something to smile about as the lads discuss whether their season is about to really take off.

    And, of course, there's the usual predictions, some questionable terminology and the introduction of a brand-new phrase that might just take over the football world... HOCKEY STICK, BANG!

    Chumbawamba

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    00:00 - Tom Fordyce Returns! The Lads Are Back Together
    02:35 - Which European Football Teams Would You Support?
    04:17 - Marseille, Watford & Choosing Your Overseas Club
    05:00 - Halloween Has Completely Lost Its Meaning!
    06:26 - Drive-Through Trick Or Treating: Has The Game Gone?
    08:05 - 40 Kids Descend On One Street For Halloween!
    09:25 - Halloween Treats Have Got Out Of Control
    10:09 - Football's Ridiculous New Language: Philosophies & Consortiums
    13:08 - Why Are Football Stewards Warming Up Like Athletes?
    15:29 - Streakers, Pitch Invaders & Why The Cameras Always Cut Away
    18:50 - Successful Launches?! Has The Long Ball Been Rebranded?
    22:05 - Inventing New Football Statistics
    25:17 - The Brighton Seagull During The Last Post
    27:03 - Rehashing why Chris Stark DJ'd His Child's Birth
    28:36 - Great Balls Of Fire & The Most Awkward Snip Playlist Ever
    30:12 - Arsenal’s Dominant Defensive Display At Anfield
    31:20 - Brighton's Title Charge: Could They Be The Next Leicester?
    35:11 - Manchester United's Problems: Is It Time To Worry?
    38:58 - Spurs Are BACK! Can They Really Make The Top Six?
    42:18 - Why The Football Not? A Spurs Fan's Wedding Announcement
    44:21 - The Predictions League: Tom Joins Starkey’s Consortium
    46:02 - Manchester United vs Aston Villa
    49:33 - Leeds vs Spurs & The Birth Of Hockey Stick Bang
    51:21 - Sunderland vs Chelsea
    53:41 - Tom's Verdict & The Podcast's Final Hockey Stick Bang

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    That Ballon d'Or Episode: Harry Kane for a knighthood, is Carrick in trouble & Sids v KSI? I EP. 430

    28/10/2026 | 1h 1 mins.
    On this week's episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris and Sids are back to discuss Harry Kane's historic Ballon d'Or victory, the mounting pressure on Michael Carrick at Manchester United, and some surprising rumours surrounding Crouchy's potential involvement in buying a football club. Pete finally addresses speculation about his involvement in a football club takeover, revealing that he had been part of a consortium looking to invest in a club before the deal ultimately fell through. Naturally, Chris and Sids aren't letting him off lightly, as they interrogate Pete about his business ambitions, Abbey's potential involvement, and whether there's more to the story than he's letting on. The lads also turn their attention to Manchester United, where Michael Carrick finds himself under increasing pressure following another difficult run of results. Pete and Sids defend their former teammate, question the behaviour of certain players, and debate whether the problems at Old Trafford run much deeper than whoever happens to be sitting in the manager's chair. There's also a huge moment for English football as Harry Kane is crowned the world's best player after winning the Ballon d'Or. Pete reflects on Kane's incredible journey from Tottenham youngster to global superstar, reveals how his family celebrated the victory, and shares details of a memorable FaceTime call with Harry after the ceremony. Of course, Crouchy also finds a way to take some of the credit for Kane's success. Elsewhere, the boys tackle one of football's great moral dilemmas after a listener admits to watching Liverpool while his wife recovered from giving birth. This sparks a heated debate about football in the delivery room, questionable birthing playlists, and whether there's ever an appropriate time to play Salt-N-Pepa's 'Push It'. The lads also look back at another unpredictable weekend in the Premier League, with Spurs beating Chelsea, Aston Villa overcoming Manchester City, and Liverpool getting the better of Brighton. Attention then turns to the upcoming fixtures, including Liverpool against Arsenal and Chelsea against Manchester United, as the boys make their latest predictions. And as always, there's plenty of classic TPCP nonsense along the way. Pete manages to upset Chris by admitting he wasn't listening to him, the boys offer some questionable encouragement for a listener's football-filled lads' weekend, and a rather outrageous listener's XI brings the episode to a fitting conclusion. As always, leave your comments below and let us know whether you'd watch football in the delivery room, what you make of Michael Carrick's situation, and which football club you'd like to see Crouchy buy. Chumbawamba! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    That China Episode: Football's Biggest Paydays, Derby Day Memories & Digital Red Cards?! | EP. 429

    21/10/2026 | 50 mins.
    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete is calling in all the way from China, while Sids and Chris hold the fort in the Chumbawambar! After a 13-hour flight, a four-hour drive and a whirlwind trip that’s left Pete completely out of sync with the rest of the world, the lads get stuck into another week of football madness.

    We debate the BIG question facing modern footballers: would you turn down a HUGE tax-free payday just to stay in the Premier League? From Oscar’s big-money move to China to the Saudi Pro League’s growing influence, the lads discuss ambition, loyalty and whether you can really blame players for taking the money.

    Elsewhere, football really has gone mad, as the boys discuss referees using PHONES to show yellow and red cards. There’s also a look at Brighton’s emphatic 5-0 demolition of Crystal Palace, before the lads revisit some of their biggest derby-day highs and lows. Pete remembers THAT North London derby comeback with Spurs, scoring at Goodison Park and the time his QPR side were absolutely battered by Arsenal.

    And if you thought training sessions were always straightforward, think again. Pete reveals how Stoke managed to go 1-0 down during a training drill… against absolutely NO ONE. Add in a rather unusual taxidermy badger purchase and you’ve got another episode packed with stories, debates and plenty of nonsense.

    Finally, we predict Chelsea vs Spurs, Aston Villa vs Manchester City and Liverpool vs Brighton… who’s backing who this weekend? Will Chris extend his lead? can Sids close the gap? and will Crouchy’s predictions save him from finishing rock bottom? Get involved in the comments and let us know your picks!

    Chumbawamba

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    00:00 - Pete joins from China as Sids and Chris hold the fort
    00:21 - Total jet lag
    01:32 - Cherry Cars and Bournemouth
    02:18 - China's football boom
    04:57 - Pete's mad few weeks
    05:17 - The awkward Agent Provocateur photoshoot
    07:06 - Referees using phones to show cards
    10:30 - Ref cam footage and football chat
    13:16 - Pete's winning-penalty and Crouchfest idea
    17:18 - Podcast in-jokes and the stuffed badger
    19:37 - Oscar, China and big-money moves
    20:54 - Would you leave for £350k a week?
    23:03 - Saudi money, ambition and building communities
    29:15 - Ronaldo's impact on Saudi football
    30:01 - Brighton smash Crystal Palace 5-0
    31:02 - Derby-day thrashings
    33:28 - Stoke go 1-0 down against NO ONE
    36:33 - Brighton's seagull mascot debate
    38:15 - Pete's North London derby comeback
    39:23 - The 6-0 Arsenal nightmare
    40:03 - Cheering a Liverpool goal at a christening
    41:34 - The lads' predictions league update
    42:33 - Chelsea vs Spurs predictions
    44:44 - Aston Villa vs Manchester City predictions
    46:35 - Liverpool vs Brighton predictions
    48:43 - The lads wrap up the weekend predictions
    49:20 - Pete's final sign-off from China

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    Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast

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    For more Peter Crouch:

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    Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch

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    We Answer Your Questions: Should Footballers Be TRAPPED at One Club & Our WORST Purchases… | EP. 428

    14/10/2026 | 1h 9 mins.
    On this week’s episode of the Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Sids, and Chris are back answering YOUR ‘Ask Us Anything’ questions, and as always, things take a few unexpected turns!

    We kick things off with a very special pep talk from LBC’s Tom Swarbrick, who gives the lads the ultimate speech ahead of Starky’s annual lads’ golf trip. Forget motivational speakers, this is all about freedom, friendship, and that first crack of the tin!

    Then it’s straight into the usual madness, as a listener creates a football team inspired by vasectomies, Pete reveals he watched his dog’s operation in full surgical scrubs, and Sids reveals his best ever response to someone asking “do I know you from somewhere?”

    The listeners have been bringing the HEAT this week, with questions covering everything from whether footballers should be forced to stay at one club for their entire careers, to ranking the lads’ Football League forfeits and whether the Premier League should introduce bonus points for big wins. We also find out which former teammates the boys would trust to represent them in court, debate whether Ref Cam is actually improving the game, and we discover Chris’s OUTRAGEOUS ostrich travel pillow.

    The lads eventually catch-up remotely for this weekend’s predictions, with big calls on Leeds vs Manchester United, and plenty of debate about the latest football storylines. And finally, we round things off with ‘Why The Football Not’ - and it’s a belter.

    Got a question for the lads? Drop it in the comments, and let us know whether you'd back the ostrich pillow or stick to a standard neck cushion. As always, like, subscribe, and we'll see you next week!

    Chumbawamba

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    00:00 - The lads kick things off
    03:00 - Tom’s rallying speech about the lads holiday
    05:56 - Vasectomy XI
    07:44 - Pete reveals he watched his dog’s operation in full surgical scrubs
    09:55 - Sids’ hilarious “do I know you?” Response
    13:01 - Tattoo removal
    17:03 - Why was Messi given the referee's cards as souvenirs?
    19:57 - Ask Me Anything: would football be better if players had to stay at one club for their entire careers?
    22:55 - Ranking the Football League podcast forfeits from easiest to hardest
    26:59 - The lads investigate the alleged conspiracy behind You've Been Framed and it’s £250 prize money
    31:10 - What expensive purchases would Roy Keane have shamed the lads into selling?
    35:06 - Chris explains his extraordinary ostrich travel pillow
    37:17 - Johnny Knoxville touched Chris Stark's prosthetic testicle
    39:41 - Which former football teammate would you trust to be your solicitor if you were arrested?
    41:39 - Ref Cam: brilliant new viewing angle or another sign that the game has gone?
    46:19 - The lads wrap up the studio recording before the Paddy Power League begins
    48:41 - The remote lads catch up on Algarve adventures, lost golf luggage and airport confusion
    53:52 - The ostrich pillow returns!
    56:02 - Paddy Power predictions: the lads debate the weekend's big fixtures, including Leeds vs Manchester United
    1:02:09 - Cole Palmer's new contract announcement, Twitch and the future of football's mega-deals
    1:08:31 - Why the Football Not?

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    Join our Patreon Community - https://www.patreon.com/cw/ThatPeterCrouchPodcast

    Shoutout to @‌rodemic, now powering the audio for the pod! - https://brandstore.rode.com/crouchpod

    For more Peter Crouch:

    Twitter - https://twitter.com/petercrouch
    Therapy Crouch - https://www.youtube.com/@thetherapycrouch

    For more Chris Stark

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    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisstark/

    For more Steve Sidwell

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    Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/stevesidwell14

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