Shut the F*** Up Nick Lachey

In episode 11 of season Ohio, Bri yells a bunch of compliments at Connor and then breaks up with him (we think?), Devonte is still a useless sack of turds, and Alex can't think of a single thing to ask his fiancé. Also featured: Robert, the giraffe, ADHD, and Patty realizing her son gets to decide who he's going to marry.

Chris actually turns out to be a BIGGER dillturd that we even thought possible, Amber and Jordan worry about family life moving forward, Devonte is a cardboard box, Connor and Bri don't meet her family, but they do? Daisy doesn't know the difference between Michigan and Milwaukee (send emails directly to her) and Vic and Christine continue to be the only solid couple on the show. Daisy's FAVORITE day...Suit and dress shopping day! Daisy cares...Nick Lachey does not. And Mike and Emma were also there. All this and more on episode 10 of...whatever this (gestures wildly) is.

In episode 9 of season Ohio Chris wants a woman who does Pilates, Alex still can't get over the water bottles, and Brittany just wants her fiancé to tell her she's pretty. Ohio men, WHO HURT YOU???

In episode 8 of season Ohio Alex has no idea how periods work, realistically. Mike's mom, Patty, lets Emma know how unacceptable it is to call it sauce when EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S GRAVY and also WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT CHILDREN? Bri is still not over Conner's Christmas tree. And Chris is suddenly unattracted to Jess when he learns she doesn't need his money.

In episode 7 of season Ohio Devonta continues to be a sleepy sack of useless (Christ-like) man-meat, Chris probably has dead bodies buried under the stairs LOL, the only thing sweeter than Christine and Vic is Christine's mom, Melody, and Alex gets fisted with no lube over Eggs Benedict by Papa Paul.