Born To Watch - A Movie Podcast

Our Halloween 1978 Review takes Born to Watch to Haddonfield, where the hedges are suspicious, the babysitters are distracted, and a bloke in a white mask has somehow mastered driving without a licence. Whitey, Gow, Damo and Dan revisit John Carpenter's horror landmark to ask a question guaranteed to upset somebody: does the original Halloween still deliver the goods, or has its legendary reputation become scarier than the film itself?
This is no polite gathering of horror devotees worshipping at the altar of Michael Myers. The boys arrive with very different histories with the film, and those differences quickly become the main event. Whitey has watched it repeatedly over the years, but this latest viewing challenges his memories. Gow considers the gap between an iconic character and an entertaining movie. Damo discovers that a film he assumed he knew might actually be a first watch. And Dan? Let's just say Haddonfield won't be getting a glowing tourism review.
Before the knives come out, the discussion explores Halloween's place in horror history. Whitey puts it alongside Psycho, Night of the Living Dead and The Texas Chain Saw Massacre as a defining influence on the genre. That opens a debate about the films that shaped modern scares, the difference between tension and gore, and whether historical importance should earn a movie extra credit when you're watching it today.
At the centre of the episode is Carpenter's approach to suspense. Michael appearing behind hedges, watching from a distance and emerging from darkness gives Damo plenty to appreciate. Others are less convinced that all that stalking translates into enough excitement. Is the quiet suburban setting a masterclass in making ordinary spaces feel unsafe, or are we spending an awful lot of time waiting for someone to cross the road?
Then there's the music. Carpenter's unmistakable theme receives serious attention as the boys debate where it belongs among cinema's most recognisable scores. From Jaws and Star Wars to The Exorcist and The Terminator, the comparisons come thick and fast. Whatever their disagreements about the film, that simple, unsettling sound gives everyone something to talk about. Can a score carry the fear when the action isn't doing it for you?
Jamie Lee Curtis's Laurie Strode and Donald Pleasence's Dr Loomis also face the Born to Watch treatment. Laurie's place in horror history meets practical questions about survival, while Loomis's warnings spark a discussion about whether anyone in Haddonfield is taking the situation seriously enough. Michael's unexplained driving ability, the locals' relaxed response to suspicious behaviour, and some questionable decisions around an apparently defeated killer all attract attention.
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly leaves plenty of room for disagreement. There's appreciation for memorable imagery, including Michael's mask materialising from the shadows, alongside frustration with dialogue, pacing and character choices. The original trailer also gets a serve for apparently being determined to show viewers far more than it should. If you've ever shouted at a horror character to finish the job, you'll feel right at home.
Behind the scenes, the boys discuss the tiny production budget, the origins of that famous mask, and the Hitchcock connections woven through the film. Film School for F-Wits turns its attention to Donald Pleasence, following a career that stretches from Bond villainy to Wake in Fright and Escape from New York. Naturally, even a little film education comes with interruptions, tangents, and someone not listening when they probably should.
And because this is Born to Watch, the evening wouldn't be complete without Gow's latest musical contribution. His Halloween-inspired hit brings Haddonfield into the podcast's own ridiculous universe, proving that even an unstoppable masked killer can become material for a very questionable rhyme.
The Rank Bank awaits, but you'll need to listen to discover where Halloween lands. Before that, expect nostalgia, disagreement and four blokes testing the distance between a film’s reputation and their own enjoyment.
Does Halloween still give you the creeps, or are the boys saying what you've secretly thought for years?
Listen, tell us whose take you agree with, and share the episode with the mate who insists Michael Myers is untouchable. 
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Our Under Siege 1992 Review brings Born to Watch aboard the USS Missouri, where the catering is questionable, the security is worse, and the cook is apparently the ship's most dangerous bloke. Welcome to the movie review podcast where we don’t take the movies or ourselves too seriously. 
This week, Whitey and Damo welcome back Will to revisit Steven Seagal's battleship blockbuster.
After previous encounters with Above the Law and Hard to Kill, the boys return to the Seagal catalogue with a rather uncomfortable possibility: this one might actually be good. Has Casey Ryback finally given them an action hero worth getting behind? Or does Under Siege work because Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey do enough heavy lifting to keep the whole battleship afloat?
The setup is beautifully ridiculous. A birthday celebration aboard a heavily armed warship turns into a hostile takeover when the entertainment arrives with something far nastier than a disappointing set list. Rogue operative William Strannix and disgruntled officer Commander Krill eye the ship's weapons. Unfortunately for them, the bloke making dinner has a résumé that extends well beyond fish stew.
Whitey brings serious history with this movie, remembering a cinema experience that delivered everything his teenage action appetite required. Will revisits a favourite from the family living room, while Damo discovers that some of the violence is considerably nastier than memory suggested. Together, they explore that familiar question: are we watching a genuinely entertaining action film, or just enjoying the warm glow of video shop nostalgia?
Tommy Lee Jones quickly becomes a major talking point. His ranting, swaggering Strannix dominates the conversation as the boys debate whether his performance is charismatic villainy, cartoon chaos, or a little of both. Gary Busey provides another generous helping of madness, including line readings that practically demand their own segment. When these two share the screen, subtlety has clearly been ordered to abandon ship.
Then there's Seagal himself. The boys examine a surprisingly sociable Casey Ryback, his kitchen banter, his deadpan jokes and the unusual experience of seeing him share the spotlight. Naturally, nobody escapes scrutiny for long. His facial expressions, action poses and approach to running all receive the kind of affectionate interrogation you would expect from a Born to Watch return visit.
Erika Eleniak's Jordan Tate also gets plenty of attention, from the unforgettable birthday cake entrance to her involvement in the increasingly chaotic rescue mission. Damo finds something to appreciate in her character's progression, while the conversation inevitably wanders into the teenage memories attached to one of the decade's most talked-about action movie moments. Yes, the cake gets its own extended discussion. Of course it does. Would you expect anything less here?
Question Time takes aim at a plan with more moving parts than the Missouri's engine room. 
Who is paying the mercenaries? 
Why does almost nobody know the cook's background? 
How does a warship become this vulnerable to a party booking? 
And why does the military response feel so restrained when the stakes are this enormous? 
The boys have questions, and military competence is taking heavy fire.
Along the way, there's kitchen dancing, questionable bouillabaisse, suspiciously rare roast beef and a discussion about the irresistible power of Voodoo Child. The action invites comparisons to Die Hard, Rambo, and MacGyver, while The Good, the Bad and the Ugly separates the entertaining spectacle from the moments that collapse under even the gentlest examination.
Film School for F-Wits heads into Hollywood's spec-script boom, exploring Under Siege's original title, Dreadnought, and the era when original screenplays drew enormous bidding wars. Whitey follows that conversation with another original Kick Arse Credit Song, because apparently reviewing a battleship hijacking also requires a musical tribute to Miss July.
Expect nostalgia, ridiculous tangents, enthusiastic arguments and three blokes trying to survive some truly regrettable Vodka Cruisers. Under Siege gives them plenty to chew on, even if nobody is volunteering for another serving of that fish stew.
Listen now, follow Born to Watch, and share this episode with the mate who still insists Seagal belongs among the action greats.
Then tell us: is Under Siege his finest hour, or do the villains deserve the Captain's chair?
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Lake Placid 1999 Review takes Born to Watch into murky water, where the crocodile is enormous, the plans are questionable, and the arguments are anything but peaceful. Welcome to the Movie Review Podcast, where we do not take the movies or ourselves too seriously. This week, Whitey, Gow and Dan tackle a creature feature that mixes bloody attacks with sarcastic dialogue, familiar faces and an efficient runtime.
At just 82 minutes, Lake Placid offers something the boys would happily see more often: a movie that gets on with it. Whether those minutes are well spent is another matter entirely. Whitey remembers seeing it at the cinema and has returned to its oversized reptile plenty of times. Gow arrives with fresh eyes. Dan arrives wondering why anyone thought this was a good idea. Naturally, that makes for an uncomfortable trip to the lake.
The setup is simple. A gruesome death in a remote Maine lake brings together a game warden, a sheriff, a visiting palaeontologist and a wealthy crocodile enthusiast. Something beneath the surface has a serious appetite, and this unlikely collection of investigators needs to work out what they are dealing with. The boys immediately have questions, starting with why a museum expert gets the call when someone with crocodile experience might have been useful.
Then there is the cast. Bill Pullman, Bridget Fonda, Oliver Platt, Brendan Gleeson and Betty White give this B-grade adventure a strong line-up. Gow runs through the careers behind those familiar faces, while Whitey considers whether the performances lift the material. Dan might be fighting the premise, but even he finds things to enjoy when the right characters start trading insults. There is room for disagreement beyond simply liking or hating the movie.
Oliver Platt and Brendan Gleeson provide one of the episode's biggest talking points. Their exchanges, petty clashes and ridiculous karate moment give the boys plenty to work with. Betty White adds another layer through a performance packed with unexpected bite and rude dialogue. When the conversation turns to memorable lines, there is no shortage of candidates. A giant crocodile might sell the poster, but the humans competing to deliver the sharpest insult keep this discussion moving.
Bridget Fonda's Kelly Scott inspires a different argument. Whitey and Gow struggle with the character's constant complaints, while Dan finds her exaggerated delivery more entertaining. Bill Pullman's performance also comes under scrutiny, with the boys questioning the romantic chemistry and whether their supposed leading man looks excited to be there. It is another reminder that the same scene can land very differently depending on who is watching it.
Of course, nobody escapes the practical questions. Why investigate a suspected man-eating creature in tiny canoes? How long can that helicopter possibly hover? And would closing the lake solve a fair chunk of the problem? 
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly pulls apart the film's comedy, tension, effects, and questionable decisions, while its discussion of Jaws connections explores what happens when familiar monster-movie ingredients get a cheekier treatment.
Film School for F-Wits gives Dan a chance to explore the practical crocodile effects and the challenge of framing an enormous creature alongside actors exchanging dialogue. Stan Winston's animatronic work becomes a welcome talking point, particularly as the boys separate the physical effects they enjoy from digital moments that have aged less gracefully. Add cast trivia, the Kurt Russell connections and Quick Fire, and there is plenty beyond the question of whether the crocodile looks convincing.
Then comes Dan's Kick Ass Credit Song, a performance that finds a very different predator to sing about and gives absent Damo some attention he probably did not request. It is exactly the sort of detour that turns a monster-movie review into a Born to Watch episode. Expect strong opinions, personal sledging, and laughter that respects staying on topic very little.
Is Lake Placid an easy creature-feature escape, or does it deserve better? 
Listen to the episode, then tell us whose take you agree with. 
Subscribe to Born to Watch, share this episode with your favourite monster-movie mate and leave a review. Before your next lakeside holiday, you might want to reconsider canoeing.
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Wild Things 1998 Review takes Born to Watch into the steamy, suspicious world of Blue Bay, Florida. Whitey, Gow and Damo revisit the film that sold a generation on its trailer, its cast and a certain swimming pool scene. Nearly three decades later, does the thriller itself hold up once everyone has stopped pausing the VHS?
Matt Dillon plays Sam Lombardo, a high school guidance counsellor accused of assault by wealthy student Kelly Van Ryan, played by Denise Richards. Neve Campbell’s Suzie Toller adds another allegation, Kevin Bacon’s detective Ray Duquette investigates, and Bill Murray arrives as the lawyer who seems to be having considerably more fun than anyone else. That is the setup. What follows is a pile-up of schemes, betrayals and reveals that sends the boys back through the plot to work out who knew what, and when.
For Whitey and Damo, this is a trip back to seeing Wild Things at the cinema in 1998. The trailer did its job, but their memories of the film are rather more selective. Gow has watched it more often and remembers enjoying the twists. On this rewatch, the three compare the movie they thought they knew with the one actually playing in front of them. Just how much of its provocative reputation comes from a handful of scenes?
The discussion turns to the performances. Is Dillon playing Sam as brooding and mysterious, or is something missing? Does Campbell's character give away more than the film intends? And why does Murray, with relatively little screen time, feel like the only cast member who understands the sort of movie he is in? Richards, Bacon and Theresa Russell all get their moment under the Born to Watch microscope too.
Then there are the clues, the convenient decisions and the increasingly crowded list of double-crosses. The boys pick apart the film's red herrings and ask whether another twist makes a thriller clever or simply harder to care about. A book Suzie is reading, a line from Duquette and a set of muddy footprints all get a second look. If you have only seen Wild Things once, some of those details might send you back for another watch, even if Whitey is in no hurry to join you.
The film's late-'90s atmosphere gets its due, too. There is the soundtrack, the Florida setting, the swimwear and the kind of marketing that could turn a brief scene into the reason everyone bought a ticket. Whitey, Gow and Damo look at how that reputation compares with the film’s actual mix of crime, comedy and erotic thriller. They also tackle a shower reveal that inspires more discussion than its place in the story could possibly justify.
Along the way, Gow brings the taglines and cast facts, Whitey takes Film School for F-Wits through a selection of thrillers built around desire and deception, and the Kick Ass Credit Song finds a very specific subject. The Snorbs Report makes its inevitable appearance. So does the Rank Bank, where the boys make their individual calls without agreeing on whether the film is worth revisiting.
This is Born to Watch, the movie review podcast where we don't take the movies or ourselves too seriously. Put on Wild Things, stay alert through the credits, and join Whitey, Gow and Damo for a review packed with nostalgia, disbelief and more questions about the plot than anyone expected to ask.
What did you make of the rewatch? Tell us whether the twists still work for you, which performance you enjoyed most and whether Bill Murray steals the whole thing.
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Point Break 1991 Review is here, and Born to Watch is heading into the surf with Johnny Utah, Bodhi and the Ex-Presidents. Whitey, Dan, Gow and Damo revisit Kathryn Bigelow’s action film to find out whether its mix of bank robberies, beach culture and skydiving still delivers. This is the movie review podcast where we don’t take the movies or ourselves too seriously, and a film this gloriously committed to its own intensity gives us plenty to work with.
For Whitey, Point Break was a video shop favourite and an easy Sunday afternoon watch. Dan and Gow have returned to it plenty of times over the years. Damo, despite being the crew’s actual surfer, has barely revisited it since seeing it at the cinema. That makes for an interesting question: does knowing your way around a wave make this film more exciting, or make its surfing scenes impossible to ignore?
Keanu Reeves plays Johnny Utah, a former college quarterback turned FBI agent who goes undercover among Los Angeles surfers. Patrick Swayze is Bodhi, the magnetic thrill-seeker at the centre of a crew that seems to live for the next wave. Gary Busey joins the ride as Utah’s partner, Angelo Pappas. The boys get into the cast, the chemistry and the peculiar power Bodhi has to make everyone around him listen when he starts talking about freedom.
They also take a close look at Kathryn Bigelow’s direction. The action has a physical energy that helped make Point Break a favourite for a generation of viewers. But how much of the film holds together once the adrenaline wears off? The crew picks through the undercover investigation, the shifting pace of the story, and an ending that gives them plenty to discuss.
Then Damo and Dan bring some surfing knowledge to the table. Watch closely, and a rider can appear to change stance, while separate waves seem to become one continuous ride. The night surfing draws particular attention. Whitey remembers being swept up in the film when he was younger, but Damo sees details that took him straight out of it. It turns into a lively argument about whether a film needs to get the sport right when the rest of the experience is this entertaining.
Naturally, the conversation takes a few detours. There are memories of seeing the film at the cinema, stories from Whitey’s video shop days, plenty of Patrick Swayze appreciation and a debate over Keanu’s performance. The boys find time for Gary Busey, Australian accents and the question of which cast member really deserves to be called the star of the show. Damo also brings a Point Break inspired credit song that takes the episode somewhere even Johnny Utah might not have expected.
The crew agrees on some moments and splits sharply on others. Nostalgia plays a part, especially for those who grew up with the film close at hand, but nobody lets a favourite movie escape a proper examination. From the beach fights to the airborne thrills, they revisit what makes Point Break so memorable and where it asks the audience to go along for the ride.
There's also Film School for F-Wits and, of course, the Rank Bank. The boys have plenty to say about where this one belongs, but you’ll have to listen to hear how the debate plays out. Bring your best Bodhi impression, keep an eye on those waves and join Born to Watch for a return to one of the most talked-about action films of the 1990s.
Listen now and tell us: does Point Break still make you want to chase the next wave, or has Damo spotted something you can never unsee?
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