The Edge Breakfast

We are completely spiraling today and you are not ready for how uncomfortable this gets. Dan immediately derails the show by admitting he did a baby-voice roleplay on Meg’s breast, and now he's terrified his mother-in-law is going to hear it.
Things only get messier from there. We get into a massive fight over a broken studio camera, play a post-it note game that turns incredibly dirty, and try a round of "flirting tennis" that makes us sound like two glitching AI robots trying to read an erotic script. Turn it up, it's absolute chaos

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off their early-morning show chatting about cold temperatures around New Zealand, a studio clean-up that led Dan to dig antibiotics out of the bin, and a “What’s up?” battle that awards Alex $250 and a Scary Movie 6 double pass. They take a call from Linda, an infection and antimicrobial therapy nurse specialist, who explains antibiotic plans and the importance of finishing a course amid rising resistance. The hosts also debate supermarket and online grocery shopping, share extreme cheapskate money-saving hacks, and hear from callers who kept paying for unused gym memberships for years. Meg reveals she fractured her tailbone at a kids’ indoor playground, prompting listeners to share their own dumb adult injuries.
01:54 Cold Snap Texts
02:19 Studio Cleanup Chaos
04:00 Decorating Debate
05:49 Whats Up Battle
08:31 Supermarket Date Night
10:52 Alien Safety Questions
12:27 Celebrity Gossip Roundup
14:54 First Call Nurse Specialist
18:50 Reading Kills Romance
22:37 Extreme Cheapskates Clip
24:02 Dishwasher Salmon Debate
25:27 Library Flight Booking Myth
26:20 Stingy Hacks and Samples
27:06 Extreme Cheapskate Showers
28:19 Rewards Points and Reuse
30:35 Incognito and Free Cash
31:41 Gym Fees Add Up Fast
36:18 Long Distance Bestie Island
37:56 Ball Pit mishap
42:50 Dumb Adult Injury Callers

Dan was fully laying his head on Meg’s bosom today because Clint was apparently "bullying" him at work. It was chaotic, deeply uncomfortable, this is one you dont wanna miss!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter, run a “Wassup Battle” for Scary Movie 6 tickets and $250 (won by Gemma), and share a coffee catch-up about The Traitors NZ and “gang gang gamor.” Dan recounts trying to help a woman with a flat tire, while the team discusses Machine Gun Kelly and Jennifer Lopez. Listeners call in for advice and “Take the edge off my life” cash, including Chloe’s Rams jersey and Scott’s vasectomy. They unpack ACC gym injury stats, highlight an Instagram grid-reorder update, and reveal Meg’s lie detector results about the show and coworkers, then brainstorm niche dating app ideas.
00:00 Morning Banter Returns
01:47 Wassup Battle Begins
03:13 Gemma Wins Cash
04:36 Coffee Catch Up Traitors
07:02 Dan Helps Flat Tyre
09:20 Scandal Machine Gun Kelly
12:07 First Call Jamal Advice
18:20 More Or Less Divorces
21:36 Take The Edge Off Call
24:09 Gym Injuries Cost ACC
25:19 ACC Gym Injury Debate
31:07 Instagram Grid Reorder
38:47 Take The Edge Call
42:39 Meg Lie Detector Begin
45:59 Harder Lie Detector Questions
49:08 Niche Dating App Ideas

We completely lost the plot today. We started talking about a magical button that gives you cash but makes someone stub their toe, and somehow it devolved into whether Dan would soil himself daily for a hundred grand. You won't believe the diabolical nappy prank Producer Carl cooked up for him!