The Edge Breakfast

We’re spiralling today, mostly because Clint might actually have a problem. Between his questionable "creative" brain and a nose hair situation that involves hot blue wax and a lot of screaming, things got weird fast. We also dive deep into the bedroom habits of New Zealand, and let’s just say, some of us are bringing the national average way up. You aren't ready for the photo Clint thought was a "booby pic"—it’s equal parts hilarious and haunting.
00:45 – The brutal reality of nose waxing.

03:10 – The leg waxing stunt that still haunts Dan’s pores.

04:50 – Clint’s "Sex Addict" intervention begins.

06:15 – The photo: Is it a baby’s leg or a boob?

08:30 – Dan puts Clint through the Sex Addiction Quiz.

10:45 – Clint explains his "honry little dog on a chain" energy.

13:10 – How often does the average Kiwi actually have sex?

15:40 – Guess the Fart: Voice Disguiser Edition.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday talking upcoming holidays and the $50K fuellette wheel, then celebrate Victoria Beckham’s birthday with Spice Girls chat and discuss which Spice is most famous now. Clint tells a story about his protective friend confronting a man who swore at his son at bumper cars. They take first calls, including Hailey’s party trick, run Scandal headlines about Shannon Elizabeth joining OnlyFans and Robert De Niro praising Ariana Grande, and roast themselves as cars. New Music Friday features Tyler/Zara Larsson, Zayn, Lewis Capaldi and Demi Lovato. The fuel wheel spins twice with no $5K win, they share Feel Good Friday stories, Dan chases “Up the Waz” from the Gold Coast, revisit Producer Diary and Dan’s teenage diary, then discuss spiking bills from a massive water leak and other listener bill disasters, ending with Tesla stereotypes and Clint’s prank “basement” audio.

00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter
01:30 Spice Girls Throwback
04:49 Who Is The Asshole
05:59 Bumper Cars Blowup
08:54 Concerts And First Caller
13:34 Scandal Headlines
15:36 Cars As Personalities
18:21 New Music Friday
23:16 How The Fuel Game Works
26:38 Spin The Wheel Live
30:05 Feel Good Friday News
33:56 Up The Wahs Prank Call
37:59 Producer Diary
42:31 Dan's Diary Throwback
46:35 Mystery Bill Spikes
55:16 Fuellette
58:28 Tesla Driver Stereotypes
01:04:40 Basement Recon Mission
01:09:03 Wrap Up And Plugs

We’re kicking things off with a total identity crisis as Meg tries to rebrand herself away from being the "Craft Nut" of the group. Things get heated—and a little bit weird—when we dive into the conspiracy theories behind Justin Bieber’s Coachella performance and whether Scooter Braun is actually the villain everyone says he is. Plus, Clint and Dan have a very different understanding of what "access all areas" means, and let's just say it involves a lot of "sex-baiting" and a very unfortunate incident with a stress ball. You aren’t ready for how quickly this spirals into a debate about chutney!
00:00 - Meet the team: The "Grumpy Friend," "Sex Mad," and the "Craft Nut"
01:45 - The Overthinkers Jar: South Korea is officially eliminated
02:30 - Accent practice: Why Meg is banned from doing a Chinese accent
03:15 - Sven at Coachella? Looking for the inside scoop
04:10 - The Bieber Royalty Theory: Why he might be using YouTube backing tracks
05:00 - Is Scooter Braun actually a villain or just a businessman?
06:20 - The Billionaire Debate: Can you have a billion dollars and ethics?
07:45 - Dan’s "AAA" Foo Fighters pass and Clint’s "Sex-Baiting"
09:30 - The Stress Ball Incident: Why Dan’s bed ended up covered in white stuff
10:45 - Meg’s "Caviare" lifestyle vs. the "Chutney Connoisseur"
12:15 - The Charcuterie Board Debate: Are pretzels just fillers?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday joking about Dan getting them in trouble, play a throwback (Akon), and revisit Clint’s laundry-sniffing segment after public reactions. They run a “More or Less” quiz on the percentage of women in NZ professions, discuss Bridgerton’s Phoebe Dynevor not being called back, and Megan Fox fronting a men’s deodorant ad. Calls cover bedroom injuries, then “50K Fuellette” spins narrowly miss $5,000 for Louise and Andy. The team stereotypes Ford Ranger drivers, talks long-distance friendships as Megan reads a poem for her UK best friend, shares smart-vs-stingy money habits, debates gossipy professions (hairdressers top), plans a search in Dan’s mum’s basement for more of his teenage diary, and recommends Netflix’s Love on the Spectrum before taking calls on how quickly people said “I love you.”

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:32 Fuel Wheel And Throwback Pick
04:52 Dirty Laundry Sniffing Fallout
06:06 Dan Gets Complimented
09:01 More Or Less Women At Work
12:50 Scandal
14:53 First Caller Nanny Chat
15:57 Studio Lights Not Working
19:21 Naughty 640 Bedroom Injury
26:13 Fuellette
27:50 What Your Car Says About You
35:06 Long Distance Besties
39:30 Smart Or Stingy Hacks
43:23 Gossipy Jobs
51:23 50K Fuellette
53:16 Hunting Dans Old Diaries
01:02:15 Love On The Spectrum Chat
01:05:49 How Soon To Say I Love You

Sorry no video pod today! We’re spiraling into some heavy moral territory today, and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever look at Dan’s wife, Hannah, the same way again. We tackle the ultimate "Trolley Problem"—would you sacrifice 50 innocent people to save your own child, or in Dan’s case, save him from a literal train wreck?
Plus, we’re unpacking a listener's absolute disaster of a trip to Amsterdam. From accidentally becoming "disabled" by a brownie to hallucinating that schoolgirls in McDonald's are plotting against you, it’s a chaotic cautionary tale you have to hear to believe.
00:00 – Gym fails: The "running thing" and the "dumbbells with handles".
02:45 – The "Thick" debate: Is it a compliment or an insult?
03:40 – Hannah’s moral compass: Supermarket snitching and found cash.
05:45 – The Train Dilemma: 50 people vs. your own child.
07:55 – Hannah on the line: Would she save Dan from the tracks?
10:15 – Amsterdam Allegations: The brownie that sent Liam to the hospital.
12:20 – Mushroom madness: Why you shouldn’t go to McDonald's on a trip.
15:00 – Vending machine secrets: Matt and Summer join the booth.
18:15 – Friday's Fast Track keyword and the country elimination game.