The Edge Breakfast

We’re diving into absolute chaos today after Meg decides Clint needs a "sexy" emo makeover with a brown eyeliner pen. Honestly, he looks less like Johnny Depp and more like a pirate who’s had a very rough night at sea. But the real drama starts when we unpack the mystery of a certain handprint left on a steamy shower glass—Dan, we all saw the demonstration, and the glove definitely fits! You’re not ready for how fast this one goes off the rails.

00:00 – The "Hostess with the Mostess" and 5:30 AM face problems.

01:05 – Clint’s emo makeover: The eyeliner incident.

03:15 – Dan’s "Foundation" fears and the Peking Duk connection.

04:50 – Meg’s "Everything Shower" and those niche shower steamers.

05:40 – The Mystery of the Shower Handprint: Dan gets exposed.

08:00 – Headstone Quotes: Clint’s "arrogant" legacy.

10:15 – ChatGPT tries (and fails) to write Meg’s respectful eulogy.

12:30 – "Dan Wobby" and the iPad grave idea.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off early with chat about Kiwi F1 driver Liam Lawson, then debate whether strangers should touch a baby after an elderly woman squeezes Millie’s cheeks. They hear from John, a protectional personnel officer who has worked for Celine Dion, and share scandal stories including Rod Stewart calling Donald Trump a “rat bag.” The team plays “More or Less” one-hit-wonder streams, argues whether using Farmers cologne testers daily is naughty or smart, and tries to investigate Dunedin’s St Clair Beach shark closures. They give away cash and massages on “Take the Edge Off,” discuss bizarre thefts (including stolen ashes), riff on couples being opposites, read Dan’s Diary, and rank Adam Sandler, Trump and Madonna on the A‑Lister List.
00:00 Early Morning Banter
02:18 Strangers Touching Babies
06:15 First Call of the day
11:22 Celebrity Scandal Bits
13:51 More Or Less Game
22:10 Small Town News
25:32 Take the edge off winner
29:09 Weird Things Thieves Take
36:00 BSA Scrapped
37:45 Royal Rat Bag
39:08 Creche Driveway Drama
43:47 Opposites Attract
51:01 Take the edge off winner
53:50 Dans Diary Roast
58:52 Biscuit Debate Spiral
01:02:33 A Lister List
01:10:56 Wrap Up Outro

Clint’s algorithm has spoken and he’s ready to sell everything and move to Guatemala for a grand a month. We’re not sure if he’s actually leaving or if he’s just had enough of Meg calling Tom Hanks “Robert Gump,” but the wheels officially fall off when we try to imagine the show without him. Spoiler: Dan as an anchor is a total car crash you have to hear to believe.
0:00 - Meg’s Tuatara struggle
2:30 - The "Ata mārie" vs. "Mōrena" debate
4:45 - Robert Gump & Meg’s movie fails
6:30 - Dan’s $200 secret RC car tires
9:15 - The danger of "Elephant Gifts"
11:00 - The crew’s 3 favorite things
14:30 - Clint’s Guatemala escape plan
16:00 - Dan tries to anchor the show (and fails)

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with jokes and a wild Port Douglas hotel review before playing “More or Less” on global tech sales. They chat with Michelle, a site supervisor, then debate clickbait “daily sex” studies and take listener calls. The team “Take the Edge Off My Life” by helping Crystal with a $400 power/internet bill as she cares for her terminally ill husband, and later helps Lucy with ferry costs for a fresh start in Christchurch. Clint interviews The Inspired Unemployed about their Kathmandu puffer collab and COVID rise, they debate leaving concerts early, propose new faces for NZ currency, read Dan’s teenage diary about youth group antics, play Roll Call Roulette, promote Pink Shirt Day, and “catch a cheater” over a Kmart trolley text.
00:44 Port Douglas Review
02:42 More Or Less Tech
06:18 Pop Culture Scandal
08:09 First Call Michelle
12:12 Naughty 6:40
19:12 Take The Edge Off
22:36 Inspired Unemployed Chat
26:58 Leaving Concerts Early
35:33 Currency Face Swap
44:03 Take The Edge Off Winner
48:16 Dans Diary Youth Group
51:55 Youth Group Scandals
55:54 Roll Call Roulette
01:00:21 Celebrity Sightings Call
01:04:11 Pink Shirt Day Talk
01:07:18 To Catch A Cheater

01:10:09 Wrap Up And Outro

We’re spiraling over what our lives are actually worth. Would you shave a year off your clock for a million bucks? Clint’s got a specific "retirement" number that’s borderline offensive, Dan’s planning his life as a dangerous billionaire, and we unpack an influencer’s absolute DM meltdown. It gets deep, messy, and very expensive.
00:00 – The $1 Million button: Trading life for cash

01:50 – Clint’s weird premonition about dying at 62

03:05 – Dan’s toast break and the $10 Million "Job Quitting" number

04:25 – The Teleportation Gamble: Instant death or $10 Million?

05:50 – Dan’s secret spot in the Kaimai Ranges

07:45 – If Dan was a billionaire: Paying Meg to fart in the boss’s face

09:30 – James Charles' influencer meltdown: "No bitch, get a job"

11:55 – Clint’s sponsor child Ali-Ali Jumma and the "Goat" charity gift