The Edge Breakfast

Is making a cringe TikTok video actually the key to selling your house?
This week, Meg gets ready to put her family home on the market. She shares why she’s terrified of cringey real estate trends and how emotional it is to say goodbye to a house full of memories. Meanwhile, Clint offers a hilarious way to comfort her on move-out day, and Dan plans to crash her open homes in disguise to drive up the price.

Clint, Meg, and Dan return with a big show: Dan upgrades “Hit The Spot” by getting winched up in a flesh-toned morph suit to perform Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” misses the timing, then nails it on the second try. They unpack Dan’s fake neck tattoo mishap, debate who deserves lotto winnings, and hear from Kai who won $800k at 18 and paid off his parents’ house. A caller shares a family intervention over an affair. Scandal headlines tease a new Glee series, Love Island chat reveals a bombshell hasn’t kissed in two years, and Meg’s brutally honest dating cons tap listeners out. The show ends with a disastrous lychee-peanut butter-chocolate-onion creation ahead of Marco Pierre White’s visit.
02:44 Neck Tattoo Disaster
04:38 Family Intervention Drama
09:44 Glee Revival Gossip
10:57 Electric Ave Sign Hunt
15:44 Lotto Money Rules
23:43 Easy Money
25:42 Love Island Bombshell
33:51 Wrecking Ball Rehearsal
36:23 Books by Boomers
39:35 Westpac Studio Tap Winner
42:17 Meg Dating Cons Jury
46:48 Easy Money 48:53 Wrecking Ball Hit The Spot
55:03 Replay Verdict And Redo
59:30 Marco Pierre White Tease
01:00:30 Inventing New Food Combo

Clint and Dan are joined by Lucy while Meg recovers at home. The crew kicks off with a spirited physical roast, from measuring eye lengths to debating whether Dan has an underbite, before diving down a bizarre Guinness World Records rabbit hole involving 66-year-old fingernails and the logistics of intimate life.

Meg is off sick so Lucy fills in as the team reacts to a shocking attack on an Australian politician and shares Lucy’s unsettling encounter while walking, sparking a discussion on safety and raising respectful boys. Listeners confess secrets, including a teen locker-room fire, and the crew debates how long a voice message is too long. They cover quick scandal headlines, play Easy Money, and share awkward “teacher in the wild” sightings. “Hit The Spot” voting selects Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” with plans for an over-the-top studio setup. They launch a sign promo for Electric Ave tickets, preview the Imposter dating edition to win Sydney trips, chat to a Love Island Australia bombshell, debate GTA NPC flirting, swap worst-timed holiday stories, and check in with the Arvo Show living in a camper van at Spark.
00:00 Morning Kickoff
00:46 Early Text Awards
02:25 Lucy Street Encounter
05:46 Secret Confessions Call
09:49 Scandal Headlines
11:38 Voice Message Limits
16:55 Naughty 640 Dakota
22:41 Hit The Spot Voting
25:07 Easy Money 27:16 Teachers In The Wild
34:24 Sign Promotion Contest
38:52 Westpac Studio Tap
39:20 Teacher Wins Grocery Spree
41:08 Imposter Game Returns
42:41 Wild Dating Story Teasers
45:34 Love Island Bombshell Interview
49:14 Easy Money
52:50 Hit The Spot desicion
56:59 GTA NPC Flirting Debate
01:06:34 Paris Riots Holiday Timing
01:14:48 Arvo Show Campervan Chaos

We thought we were having a normal morning with Lucy filling in until she genuinely asked if porcupines live forever because they are nocturnal.
Between measuring eyeball distance live on air and exposing Dan's childhood mermaid costumes, things spiralled fast. Grab your headphones, you are not ready for this mess!