The Edge Breakfast

We’ve spiraled into chaos today, from debating if our boss is "hot" to Dan reliving a "stiffy webby" trauma involving Speedos and Roman Jandals. Plus, Clint’s 9-year-old is juggling three crushes, and we’re trying to figure out if being "honest and plain" is actually a compliment.
00:00 – Hot Chocolate Energy and the "Hot Boss" debate.

02:08 – The Cute, Funny, Sexy, Smart game (and why Dan is "Plain").

04:36 – Clint’s 9-year-old son is a total player.

06:50 – Dan’s Speedos and the "Stiffy Webby" core memory.

08:15 – The Roman Jandal escape and "Lymph Node" flirting.

Today the team jokes about Clint’s holidays and Dan nearly committing to a boys’ trip to Bali, then Clint shares how he’s navigating his nine-year-old son’s secret crushes. They take calls, including Shansea on moving in with her partner and working as a rural service-station barista. Scandal headlines cover Harry Styles’ next single and Hayden Panettiere coming out as bisexual. The show plays “More or Less” with exercise world records, discusses reports on Australian drug spending, potential fireworks bans, and stress caused by clutter with psychologist Kirsty Ross. A Mother’s Day giveaway moves listeners to tears, Dan reads an old diary entry from a careers expo, the team swaps courier “walked in on” stories, we tease “Hit The Spot,” read\ “Books by Boomers,” and hear from callers missing body parts.
00:00 Morning Banter Begins
00:31 Holiday Plans Talk
01:46 Today Show Tease
02:13 Nine Year Old Dating
07:11 First Caller Shancy
11:05 Scandal Headlines Roundup
12:47 More Or Less Game
16:56 News Radar Stories
20:39 Kirsty Ross stress advice
25:46 Mothers Day Surprise Call
30:49 Dans Diary Returns
33:51 Afternoon Delight
37:55 Courier Confessions
42:46 Hit The Spot Returns
50:04 Books By Boomers
55:02 Missing Body Parts Game
01:02:13 Wrap Up And Sign Off

We’re debating whether a massive bank account can actually make a “minger” hot. Clint and Dan are convinced wealth is the ultimate glow-up, but I’m not sold—until we call my husband, Guy, and he admits my "provider" status is a major turn-on. Plus, we dive into the Darwin Awards and the tragic guy who got stuck inside a decorative dinosaur. You aren't ready for this one.

00:00 – Feeling "rinsed" after a long morning.
01:50 – The Darwin Awards: The elevator wheelchair incident.
02:50 – The Ice Bucket Challenge gone wrong with a heavy digger.
03:34 – People jumping on a WWII landmine for fun.
05:05 – The tragic "Dinosaur Statue" phone retrieval.
05:55 – The Big Debate: Does a $17 million salary make you a 10/10?
07:45 – Calling Guy: Is Meg more attractive because she's a "provider"?
10:40 – The "Sugar Mamma" realization.
12:20 – Money vs. Aesthetics: The Kendall Jenner effect.
14:00 – The Susan Boyle hypothetical.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday chatting about Dans awkward dream about frostbite. They interview Jaz Thornton about her Sky Open/Neon docuseries Stalked, her real-life stalking experience, and New Zealand’s new anti-stalking law taking effect May 26. The team covers pop culture from the Met Gala and sparks a “Naughty 6:40” debate on whether Harry Styles or Channing Tatum would be better in bed. Listeners call in with family bombshells, and Lucy surprises her mum Phaedra with a $1,000 Prezzy Card and a $500 restaurant voucher. They also track down mountaineer Mark Inglis to debunk a Dan’s Diary rumor, promote The Kindness Collective PJ Project, and take calls on losing money and roll-call topics.
00:00 Morning Show Kickoff
01:36 Coffee Catch Up Chaos
04:40 Stalked Docuseries Interview
08:20 Met Gala Scandal Roundup
10:54 First Call of the day
14:34 Naughty 6:40 Debate
21:30 Listener Family Secrets
30:37 Mark Inglis Backstory
33:28 Mothers Day Surprise Call
38:17 Wrexham Promotion Heartbreak
41:34 Dumb Ways To Lose Cash
46:41 Diary Rumor Returns
49:56 Calling Mark Live
54:43 Pajama Project Appeal
59:40 Roll Call Roulette
01:07:26 Wrap And Sign Off

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Mother’s Day giveaways, Met Gala talk and a luxury fashion price-guessing game. They cover Scandal headlines including Cameron Diaz and Benji Madden’s third child, then discuss a rare comet visible in NZ and bring in resident psychic Linda for readings. Dan’s diary sparks “Ouch My Privates” stories and a plan to track down a mountaineer rumour. The team tests Life360 tracking and listeners share shocking DNA and divorce discoveries. Meg gets a strange ZORB email, the A-List game debates Oprah, Charlie Sheen and Lamar Odom, They relive Dan being roasted by a kid, and Harrison exits Celebrity Treasure Island
00:00 Podcast Kickoff
02:22 Met Gala Talk
03:44 Luxury Price Game
07:43 Scandal Headlines
08:54 First Time Caller
13:01 Rare Comet Sighting
17:22 Psychic Linda Reads
21:46 Everest Frostbite Mystery
27:10 Ouch My Privates
32:05 Tracking Each Other
38:25 Secrets You Shouldn’t Know
42:10 DNA Shocks and Family Truths
44:53 The Zorb Email
47:46 A List
55:34 Mother’s Day Surprise Call
01:00:22 Roasted by a Kid
01:08:24 Celebrity Treasure Island Exit
01:13:38 Wrap Up and Sign Off