The Edge Breakfast

We are spiraling today and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever recover. From Meg’s absolute horror at a "baby voice" cuddle request to Dan’s legendary lack of rhythm, we’re unpacking the most unhinged things ever said in the heat of the moment. You aren't ready for the "ancestors" comment—it’s peak chaos!
00:00 – Meg’s hair dilemma: Bangs or the big shave?
01:50 – Guy’s "selfless" Pokémon pack opening for his son
04:00 – Dan vs. Guy: Is it charity if it's on social media?
06:45 – The main event: The worst things said during sex
08:15 – "Jump off the mountain with me"
10:30 – The "ancestors" and the Red Sea metaphors
11:45 – Meg’s "Quaddle" horror story
14:20 – The Overthinkers test out their best (worst) dirty talk

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off The Edge Breakfast joking about who could be New Zealander of the Year, then celebrate big “Fuellette” wins as Jackie takes $5,000 of fuel and refuses to risk it for $50,000, while Stacey narrowly misses at eight. The show chats music throwbacks, celebrity gossip, and plays a heights guessing game. They cover a Lego theft scam involving pasta-filled boxes, swap stories about inorganic rubbish finds and dump treasures, and take breakup confessions where the real reason was hidden. Megan shares an old hotel complaint note and listeners add motel horror stories, before Dan’s diary reveals his wild school speech ideas and more school trip disasters.

00:00 Breakfast Banter Begins
03:30 Throwback Song Debate
06:13 Takeaways And Stray Dog
10:36 First Call Tracy
13:31 Scandal
18:26 Naughty Lego Pasta Scam
21:54 Fuellette
28:27 Inorganic Freebie Finds
36:30 Secondhand Bed Stories
38:43 Pokemon Cards Bonding
43:03 Dating Advice Bad Breath
46:10 Breakup Lies Confessions
49:56 Spin The Wheel 5K
53:14 Meg Vegas Hotel Note
01:03:14 Dans Diary
01:08:01 Worst School Trips Recap

We let Dan step into the simulation tank to create his absolute perfect life, and let’s just say things went off the rails fast. Between his new name "Taint Tilman," a very specific age-defying pact, and a band name that had the censors sweating, it’s a total chaotic spiral. You are not ready for where this dream life ends up—especially the "snake vs. cockroach" tattoo.
0:00 – Meg’s accidental F-bomb and the $50k fuel wheel chaos.

1:45 – Entering the tank: Dan’s rules for his simulated reality.

2:30 – The Celine Dion power couple and the aging-slowly hack.

3:45 – The band name disaster: From "Killer Cats" to "Lick Rich Kids."

5:10 – Meet Taint Tilman: Dan’s new simulated identity.

6:25 – The tattoo: A snake, a giant cockroach, and a lot of regret.

7:40 – Life on the cliff: Why there’s no rain and everyone walks on their hands.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with a chat about life expectancy, then debate throwback music before playing Michael Jackson and promoting the upcoming biopic “Michael.” They give away movie tickets, discuss slow biopics, and share a coffee catch-up about cheap library book buys, clutter, and too many display pillows. Small Town News confirms Paeroa’s iconic L&P bottle has changed to a more recyclable clear design. The Fuel Wheel finally lands on Mazda, winning Kristelle $5,000 in fuel; she declines the risky re-spin for $50,000, while an 8am spin narrowly misses. The show covers Coachella costs and profits, reads a grumpy Dan’s Diary entry about a Rangitoto trip, shares listeners’ worst school trips, plays the A-list game, and pitches a “long-distance best friend island” trip concept.

00:00 Morning Welcome Banter
01:55 Throwback Song Showdown
04:54 Michael Biopic
06:52 Caller Boston Truck Talk
08:27 Coffee Catch Up Deals
12:37 Scandal
14:34 More Or Less
18:05 Naughty Church Clip
20:26 Small Town News L&P Bottle
24:35 Fuel Wheel Setup Kristelle
25:59 Spin To Win Five Grand!!!
32:42 Coachella Cost Breakdown
36:05 Diary Hunt Setup
36:55 Rangitoto Trip Rant
39:51 Worst School Trips Calls
44:24 Guys Roast Girls Habits
49:49 Fuel Wheel Near Miss
53:46 A Lister List
01:00:35 Cockpit Email Prank
01:02:19 On Air Swear Apology
01:03:00 Best Friend Island Pitch

We’re spiralling today as we weigh up the ultimate choice: would you ditch your mediocre reality to live in a "Think Tank" simulation of your perfect life? Dan’s already sold, but it might be because he’s still reeling from the time he accidentally lied to a 15-year-old on GTA. Plus, Meg gets weirdly specific about her dream body—and her husband's—while Clint prepares to take over the Premier League as "Jackson Pump." You’re not ready for where this one ends up.
00:45 – Dan’s accidental "catfish" story involving a 15-year-old and GTA.


02:30 – The "Think Tank" Dilemma: Real life vs. a perfect simulation.


05:15 – Meg’s dream life: Mystery, painting, and Guy’s "size" adjustment.


08:10 – The "Escargot" nipple debate.


09:45 – Clint’s transformation into "Jackson Pump," the Premier League's biggest star.


12:20 – Why the simulation might be better than actual reality.