The Edge Breakfast

We’re spiraling over a movie theatre being completely evacuated because of a horrific fart, and honestly, we haven’t recovered! Between Dan’s boss-funded fart gun, Clint’s disastrous TV invention history, and a heated debate on solo baths, you’re so not ready for Dan’s quiet breakdown.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with banter about newsreader opinions, Tanya’s six‑week overseas trip, and celebrity gossip, then launch a new “sniff out the liar” segment idea offering $500. They promote Long Distance Bestie Island in Fiji with limited packages, play Easy Money with callers, and debate letting kids watch age‑restricted movies. The team shares wild cheating stories, argues A/B/C‑list rankings for Robert Pattinson, David Beckham and Kris Jenner, and asks how fast is too fast to move on after a partner dies. Patty Gower joins to discuss unregulated peptides and their risks.
01:41 Listener Farewell Trip
04:56 Celebrity Scandal Chat
06:31 Lie For 500
10:13 Naughty Parenting Movies
14:03 Bestie Island Pitch
17:56 Easy Money Game
20:16 Cheating Gets Worse
14:03 Bestie Island Lads Rap
31:48 Postcode Playlist Gisborne
38:30 Millennial Sounds Quiz
43:00 Easy Money
46:01 Bestie Island Fiji Pitch
50:02 A Lister
57:37 Moving On Too Fast
01:09:10 Peptides Exposed

We’re diving into absolute chaos after a listener mail question about our work hours sent us down a wild rabbit hole! From mouse pads and hotel curtains to Dan’s outrageous confession about a self-inflicted direct hit to his own face, we completely lost it. You're not ready for this!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with Warriors banter, Meg’s headphone mishap and a chaotic craft “haul” interrupted by her kid. They plug the Overthinkers podcast and replay a wildly inappropriate Would You Rather involving Dan calling his mum. The show covers Charlie Puth on opening up in music, chats with a tow-truck driver about towing rules and dating apps, and Dan’s looming security meeting after clicking “copy files” while booking a spray tan. They discuss accidental Instagram likes, play Easy Money twice, share outrageous real-life names, recap weekend stories (Bigfoot sightings, Lotto winners, Twirl vs Flake), and Meg speaks candidly about eating disorders and Ariana Grande imagery. They also debate whether mum or partner gets the front seat and start writing a Gisborne “Postcode Playlist” song.
00:00 Welcome to the Group Chat
00:21 Warriors Win and Jinx Talk
02:00 Craft Haul Chaos at Home
04:49 Martini Glass Debate
05:50 Overthinkers Pod recap
s09:16 First Time Caller
13:22 Naughty 640
17:20 Instagram Accidental Like Panic
20:31 Easy Money Letter N Challenge
22:49 Dan Loves Unique Names
29:29 What ya got
33:44 Bigfoot And Twirls
34:08 Ariana Body Talk
39:07 Front Seat Debate
45:00 Easy Money
47:57 Postcode Playlist Returns
56:03 Commonwealth Games Recap
59:52 Lost To Weird Hobbies

We ended up in absolute shambles after night-show host Lucy dropped by the studio and left behind the most stomach-churning "gift" on Meg’s desk. Things spiraled out of control so fast that we ended up calling Dan’s mum live on air for a deeply uncomfortable "Would You Rather" scenario, and let’s just say her answer left all of us completely speechless. You are not ready for how gross and absurd this gets.