The Edge Breakfast

Are we living in a simulation, or are we all just being tracked? Dan, Meg, and Carl unpack listener Adam’s unreal story of bumping into the same high school acquaintance across five different countrie, from a Thai beach to a Costa Rican library. The team dives down a Reddit rabbit hole of mind-bending coincidences, featuring a hang-glider crash that reunited long-lost Kiwi mates, a phone misdial that called the guy sitting directly opposite on the train, and the uncanny feeling that everyday strangers are just malfunctioning NPCs.

Clint, Meg and Dan run Edge Breakfast while sick voices take over, swapping stories from facials to Dan’s awkward stool sample drop-off. They discuss mindless comfort TV, celebrity scandal headlines (Jennifer Lawrence’s school lie and a Hunger Games reunion, plus Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato’s makeup collab), and play Upgrade/Downgrade comparing childhood dream jobs to current roles. Easy Money sees Grace and Jade narrowly miss $1,000 with letters J and M. The team also hears mistaken-identity and travel mishap calls, pushes a listener sign-posting contest for Electric Ave tickets, and continues Dating Imposters with three competing stories (Amanda, Maya, Jesse) as listeners debate who’s telling the truth. The episode ends with Dan’s infamous childhood embarrassment about soiled undies and avoiding someone from his past, prompting more listener confessions.
02:01 Dan Stool Sample Fiasco
04:30 Mindless TV Comfort Shows
07:50 Scandal Headlines
10:21 First Call Hugs And Lies
15:06 Upgrade Or Downgrade
22:19 Easy Money
24:30 Meg Kmart Mistaken Worker
32:33 Imposters Recap
34:50 Poster Sign Challenge
40:50 Listener Travel Mishaps
45:35 Easy Money
47:33 Final Imposter Story
56:45 Boomer Dating Advice
01:00:29 Spider Man Undies Story
01:03:52 Who Are You Avoiding

Producer Carl fills in as Edge Breakfast dives into Philippa’s hilarious misheard lyrics (“born to be” vs “butter bean”), then listeners share big family drama, including a brother’s emotional affair that forces relatives into the fallout. The team opens the phones on the brutally honest things kids say, sparking stories about “vaginas” and body-part mix-ups. They play Easy Money (letters I and Q), swap right-text-wrong-person disasters, and kick off the Love Island Australia “Imposter” dating-story game. Plus: ridiculous real names, Prince William’s childhood career dreams, red flags revealed too late, and listeners promoting the show with creative signs—including a car wrap.
00:41 Mum Misheard Lyrics
03:15 Family Drama Calls
06:36 Scandal Update
09:18 Anonymous Affair Reveal
13:02 Mean Things Kids Say
19:58 Easy Money
22:33 Wrong Text Chaos
32:46 Funny Names Segment
36:49 Upgrade Downgrade
43:22 Easy Money
46:08 Imposter Dating Twist
53:30 Dan Fakes Hypnosis
58:51 Red Flags Too Late
01:05:02 Listener Marketing Stunts

With Clint off dodging wildebeests in Kenya, Producer Carl and Dan take the mic to dissect the wildest, pettiest, and most unhinged final straws that made women pull the pin on their marriages. From husbands stepping over sick partners to drink water, to hiding inside bedroom closets while their wives investigate break-ins.

Clint’s away in Africa, so Meg, Dan and Producer Carl run Edge Breakfast with stories from the long weekend, including a trampoline park mishap and a debate over wearing pajamas to the supermarket. They chat pop culture updates like Harry Styles’ “Coming Up Roses,” review Zara Larsson’s show, and play Easy Money. The Imposter returns with a Love Island Australia dating twist and a trip prize, plus the team ranks celebs on the A/B/C-list. Sven delivers a chaotic news roundup, and matchmaker Jeannie answers listener dating questions and matches Dan with celebrity picks.
00:31 Clint In Africa
01:43 Weekend Catch Up
03:01 Trampoline Park Chaos
04:56 First Caller Marina
08:30 Harry Styles Gossip
10:15 Let's Settle this
14:20 Naughty 640
17:29 Zara Larsson Review
21:29 Easy Money
23:22 Never Met A Bad?
30:11 Sven News Roundup
34:22 Billboard Contest
38:39 A Lister Rankings
46:39 Easy Money
49:29 Imposter Dating Story
58:55 Liam Lawson Sings
01:01:40 Love Genie Returns