The Edge Breakfast

We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want—but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it’s too late!
00:00 – The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast.
00:46 – A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show.
01:14 – Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts. 01:51 – Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening.
02:44 – Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase.
03:22 – Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen).
04:12 – Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off.
04:54 – Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team.
05:54 – Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.

Clint, Meg and Dan tease an embargoed tour announcement, chat a stacked NZ concert calendar, and Clint reveals a new Japan-inspired tattoo. In “More or Less,” they compare Spotify streams for solo artists versus their former bands (including Beyoncé/Destiny’s Child and Harry Styles/One Direction). Scandal headlines cover Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell praising Harry Styles, plus Niall Horan on the 1D group chat. Listeners win giveaways, discuss holiday-ruining mishaps, and try cracking the Neutrogena vault. The big reveal: Post Malone returns to New Zealand (21 Oct). The episode also features Dan’s Diary, tattoo regret calls, and a debate about nurses being the biggest partiers.
00:00 Morning Show Kickoff
01:34 Clints New Tattoo Story
02:24 Japan Trip Inspiration
04:17 More or Less Streams
07:31 Scandal Headlines
10:13 First Caller Nikki
13:05 Enhanced Games Madness
17:47 Overthinkers Podcast Plug
20:38 Take The Edge Off Call
22:52 Holiday Ruined Stories
34:20 Off Campus hype
38:08 In Laws watch fails
38:47 Scandal headlines
27:01 Neutrogena vault guess
43:13 Wedding surname games
49:58 Post Malone announced
52:21 Take The Edge Off win
54:04 Hit the spot tease
55:37 Dans Diary chaos
59:37 Tattoo regret hotline
01:03:41 Nurses party stereotype
01:10:05 Enhanced Games tease

We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz.
To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool.
00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar.

00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing.

01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo.

01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate.

02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions).

03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert.

04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool?

05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments.

06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?

On the Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast, the team kicks off with talk of a 90s band quitting after 30 years, Clint’s tattoo update and marriage negotiations, and a “more or less” game comparing celebrity net worths. Scandal includes Phineas on writing for Billie Eilish and Paul Rudd’s teenage arrest story. They award “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash to help fund a daughter’s Waka Ama worlds trip, but another caller misses out by not answering. A viral bridesmaid who split her dress leads to a debate about whether physiotherapists can do the worm. They share bizarre ways people caught partners cheating, read Dan’s diary about selling found magazines, hear high school hustles, and finish with “Cart Busters” judging listeners’ online shopping carts.
01:10 Tattoo Marriage Drama
03:21 More Or Less Net Worths
07:26 Scandal Headlines
09:05 First Call Bex Update
13:08 Naughty 640
16:31 Take The Edge Off
19:14 Physios And The Worm
27:37 Neutrogena Vault Guess
28:55 Prize Numbers Update
29:36 Cheaters Busted
33:18 Listener Cheater Stories
38:15 Take The Edge Call Fail
40:30 Dans Diary Bin Hustle
43:40 High School Hustlers
50:06 Cart Busters

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with banter about holidays and tech-challenged parents, including a caller whose mum brought an Apple Watch with the screen hanging off. They play More or Less on extreme city temperatures, share scandal about AI writing and a young actress leaving the HBO Harry Potter series after season one, and discuss a reported leak of Pornhub Premium user data. The team fails to reach a Take the Edge Off My Life winner, then swap stories about broken items “hanging by a thread” and the habit of filling online carts without buying. They try cracking the Neutrogena vault code, talk early job quitters, read Dan’s teen diary, interview viral bridesmaid Georgie Bell about her dress ripping during a worm, and debate A-lister list rankings for Brendan Fraser, Dave Grohl and Snoop Dogg.
00:00 Cold Open and Welcome
02:00 Zoo Animal Naming Update
03:51 Wiggles Tickets and Mum Math
06:53 Boomers vs Tech Callers
10:01 More or Less Weather Quiz
16:28 Naughty 640
20:27 Love on the Spectrum Talent
24:01 Take the Edge Off Calls
27:52 Hanging On By a Thread Hacks
35:38 Play Shopping Confessions
36:24 Abandoned Cart Confessions
37:59 Caller Cart Addiction
39:52 Discount Code Hack
40:38 Neutrogena Vault Challenge
42:51 Ginny Weasley Quits
46:53 Early Quitter Stories
52:03 Dan's Diary Readout
56:00 Viral Wedding Worm
01:06:09 A Lister Rankings