The Edge Breakfast

We’re going deep today, and honestly, things get heavy fast. Dan opens up about the one thing he wishes he could change—his relationship with his dad—and there wasn't a dry eye in the studio. But because we physically can’t stay serious for long, we’re also debating the physics of "Guess the Fart" and why Clint spent five years of his youth avoiding home base. It’s a lot, so buckle in
0:00 – Is Dan actually getting fired?

4:05 – The "rug pull" of maternity leave

8:20 – Meg’s YouTube fame & uni regrets

12:15 – Clint’s legendary five-year "streak"

15:40 – The dad Dan never had

21:50 – "Guess the Fart" drama

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a Monday show promoting a Mother’s Day giveaway with a $1,000 Prezy card and, then recap a party at Clint’s house where Dan gets sick after eating kids’ food and later tries Clint’s bidet on “strong wash” . They play a “more or less” game on professions most likely to cheat and discuss whether taking a break from sex can improve relationships, sharing listener “dry spell” experiences and libido mismatch stories. In Ask Me Anything, Katjia, a former accountant now turned professional girlfriend, describes regular clients, dating clients, online hate, married customers, sterilization via tube removal, and a five-night booking worth $75,000. The episode also covers Cartoon character ages, “almost compliments,” and we get the latest instalment of Dan’s diary, leading to listener horror stories about terrible neighbors.
00:00 Show Kickoff
00:17 Mothers Day Giveaway Details
01:39 Weekend Party Chaos
05:09 More or Less Cheating Jobs
08:37 Stinky Boots Scandal Bits
10:21 First Caller Michelle
14:10 Naughty 6:40 Dry Spell Debate
21:56 AMA, Professional Girlfriend
29:16 How old are our favourite cartoon characters
33:35 Dan tries clints bidet
37:00 I've never met a bad friend named...
45:11 Mothers Day Surprise Call
50:56 Almost compliments
58:40 Dans Diary Returns
01:03:48 Neighbors From Hell
01:12:21 Final Wrap And Signoff

I’m still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor after this one. We sat down with Katjia, a former accountant who traded spreadsheets for the life of a professional girlfriend, and the numbers she’s pulling are actually insane. From $2,500 dinner dates to a $75,000 five-night getaway, she’s revealing exactly what happens behind closed doors (including why some clients end up falling in love). Plus, we settle the ultimate debate: producer Neps takes over for a final, chaotic round of Guess the Fart.
0:00 – Guess the Fart: Neps’ Last Stand (I will always be proud of this)
4:30 – Meet Katjia: From Accountant to Professional Girlfriend
6:15 – The $2,500 Dinner Date
9:40 – Catching Feels: Dating the Clients
12:30 – Why She’ll Never Quit for Love
15:10 – The $75,000 Five-Night Gig
17:45 – Dealing with the Haters & Married Men

Clint, Meg and Dan bring back Every Caller Wins,” giving $100 fuel to everyone who gets on air, chatting with winners like Hayden and dairy farmer Mark. They debate fuel-themed throwback songs, discuss who’s “best in bed” by profession, and share w illegal but isn’t. Producer Neps announces it’s his last day before moving to the music team, followed by his final Producer’s Diary recap, including Dan’s “haunted” house and a new diary found at Dan’s mum’s. Clickbait Callback reveals a caller’s second mum slept with Russell Crowe, and another finds divorce plans via search history. They play Upgrade/Downgrade, preview New Music Friday, and welcome Suzy Cato to announce “You and Me” returning on YouTube, ending with a fuel blitz of rapid giveaways.

00:00 Every Caller Wins Returns
01:51 Throwback Song Battle
06:04 Farewell Producer Neps
09:19 Jacket Drama And Mark Calls
13:22 Producer Diary Highlights
17:51 Best In Bed Professions
25:21 What Feels Illegal
30:02 Listener Calls Illegal Feelings
33:36 New Music Friday
37:10 Clickbait Callback
42:58 Roll Call Roulette
50:50 Dans Diary
54:19 Upgrade Or Downgrade
59:35 Suzy Cato

We are spiraling today after a listener's story about a coworker who took "cleaning the office bathroom" to a whole new level of illegal. Plus, we’re checking in on Clint’s financial glow-up from five years ago—let’s just say his bank account and his "investment" pool have some explaining to do. You are not ready for the crack pipe plot twist!
01:12 – The problem with generic self-help podcasts.

04:35 – Clint’s 5-year financial update: From saver to spender.

06:40 – The Tesla obsession and buying Nvidia shares.

08:50 – Does more money actually equal more happiness?.

10:15 – Clint’s $100,000 pool drama and why the bank said no.

11:55 – Fired or Not: The crack-smoking cleaner.