The Edge Breakfast

Dan is off sick looking after his family, but he's out here claiming he’s totally immune to the squirts because he has an "iron gut." We literally had to call him live on air to call out this ridiculous claim, and he insists he's never had them in his life!
You are not ready for his absolute wild reasoning on this one—wait until you hear what his doctor supposedly told him!

Dan’s off sick as Clint and Meg battle winter bugs, recap Meg’s birthday and family weekends, and plug the unfiltered Overthinkers podcast with a chaotic kitchen-utensil-hands clip. They hit Marvel/Comic-Con headlines, take calls about freezing weather and marathon mishaps, and debate watering plants with menstrual blood. The show dives into “Beat That Coincidence,” including an Airbnb wall photo featuring the guests and a penguin mascot crashing an international penguin conference. They update Long Distance Bestie Island Fiji selling out to a waitlist, play Easy Money, share “blame it on the alcohol” stories, and roast Meg’s new steering wheel cover obsession at 36.
00:00 Morning Roll Call
02:01 Meg Birthday Wins
03:23 Kids Party and Footy
05:29 Overthinkers Teaser
06:47 Kitchen Hands Debate
08:33 Marvel Scandal
10:12 First Call of the day
13:04 Naughty Period Hacks
17:47 Marathon Period Talk
21:17 Ez Money
26:16 Beat That Coincidence
28:38 Penguin Conference Crash
34:26 Blame It on the Booze
36:30 Linda’s Birthday Video Call
38:31 EZ money
40:58 Bestie Island Fiji Update
44:31 Commonwealth Medals More or Less
47:07 Turning 36 Realizations

We are finally back together as a full crew, and things completely devolved from the start. Between Dan revealing his very unsettling dream utensil hands and Clint confessing to an impromptu mating ritual on a cruise ship stage, you are definitely not ready for this episode!

Clint, Megan and Dan reunite for a packed Friday show, hyping Long Distance Bestie Island (tickets on sale and details at bestieisland.co.nz) and the return of Hit The Spot. Dan declares he’s giving up sugar, then proves his new game “The Reverend” by identifying vehicles from live revs. The team crowns Sebastian as Canadian Club’s Biggest Crush, plays Easy Money for $1,000, and chats sport with Laura McGoldrick about the Commonwealth Games and Warriors. Meg reveals an Oxford MBA student is writing a paper on the show. They discuss side hustles, a controversial Zuru “Mini Mum & Baby Surprise” doll, a viral bird-call kid, and a Spanish-speaking pilot prank translation.
00:32 Show Return Banter
01:10 Bestie Island Update
02:11 G-String Debate
05:31 Dan Quits Sugar
08:31 Scandal
11:02 First Caller of the day
14:08 The Reverend Game
19:11 Biggest Crush Winner
22:42 EZ Money
25:10 Sports With Laura
31:33 Oxford MBA Study
38:59 Side Hustles
42:26 EZ Money
44:26 Bestie Island Fiji Details
50:47 Controversial Mum Doll
54:21 Bird Call Guessing Game
57:09 Pilot World Cup Prank

We’re back, and Dan has already spiraled after five mini doughnuts and banoffee pie. Between reading the exact same Cars book every single night and a major sugar overload, he’s officially had enough. Dan is drawing a line in the sand and quitting sugar live on air. Wait until you hear us try ringing Clint to break the news