The Edge Breakfast

Dan attempts to secure his official "Cool Uncle" status after catching a former babysitting client smoking on the street and getting dapped up in exchange for his silence. Then, Meg unleashes a fiery rant about a viral groom who sent an Excel invoice to a guest demanding $15 to cover their own dinner plate, sparking a debate on whether destination weddings have completely ruined common sense.

Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off Thursday with post-exam anxiety after sitting NCEA Level 1 tests against The Edge Arvos, with a wager that the losing show must host a live Christmas Day broadcast. They chat Muffin Break nostalgia, Meg performs a slam poem for the NZ Slam Poetry Championships, and Scandal headlines cover a Coachella lineup and Katseye criticism after Megan performs concussed. The team launches “Rap it or Scrap it,” taking listener words to add a rap verse to Jamie Miller’s “Baby Doll.” Calls include a first-time caller winning $100, debate over uninviting guests after sending save-the-dates, Rolleston’s pronunciation, cheating stories, Bruno Mars “risk” challenges, and unique parenting rules about swearing and tantrums. They reveal the exam results: the breakfast team wins, forcing Arvos to do the Christmas show.
02:16 Coffee Catch Up Chaos
05:37 Slam Poetry Surprise
09:38 Scandal
13:56 First Call of The Day
16:50 Rap It Or Scrap It
24:48 Easy Money
28:11 Wedding Uninvite Drama
36:18 Bruno Mars Risk List
40:16 Rolleston Name Debate
49:46 Cheating Stories Callers
52:38 Easy Money
55:13 Edgezam results
01:09:07 Kids Swearing Allowance

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the morning with Clint’s “dangerous” 12-hour nap, preview an interview with Kate Tulloh’s $2.6M women’s health self-experiment, and reflect on the death of comedian Dai Henwood with tributes and audio from his career. The team revisits the “Damn Daniel” viral moment and debates what a “lifetime supply” really means, hearing from listeners who won yearly supplies of V and Red Bull. They settle whether arriving early or late to someone’s house is ruder, discuss a 100-day intimacy challenge and listener streaks, play Easy Money, argue about sharing friends’ secrets with partners, quiz a SailGP “fake fan,” cover Airbnb’s new cleaning rules plus horror stories, play millennial hoarding bingo, talk smack ahead of an “Edge exam,” and line up Clint vs Olympic swimmer Hazel Ouwehand in a breath-hold pool challenge.
01:56 Damn Daniel Lifetime Vans
04:49 Year Supply Giveaway Debate
10:46 Scandal Headlines
13:13 Lets Settle This 10 mins Early or Late
17:48 Naughty 640 Challenge Talk
26:44 Easy Money
28:53 Secret Sharing Debate
36:55 Dai Henwood Tribute
41:24 Fake Fan SailGP Quiz
48:23 Airbnb Horror Stories
53:54 Easy Money
56:18 Kate Tolo
01:04:21 Millennial Hoarding Bingo
01:08:28 NCEA Edge Exam Trash Talk
01:12:59 Olympian Vs Clint Breath Hold

We sat down with Kate Tolo, who is literally turning herself into the most researched woman in the world, and honestly, the science will blow your mind. Between tracking nearly 2,000 biomarkers, spending millions a year, and living with a partner trying to live forever, she is lifting the lid on everything medicine has ignored about female bodies.

Clint returns from Africa, questioning why anyone sits in a safari jeep for 10 hours when Auckland Zoo is right down the road. Meanwhile, Dan faces a moral dilemma after Susann, the 35-year-old co-star from his 21-year-old musical theatre dry-humping past, slides into his DMs via a joint Facebook account. Add in Clint's pitch to his wife for a viral 100-day sex challenge (which exposes Dan's 90% missionary habits) and a panic-written ChatGPT poem for Meg that brings up an infamous bed-shitting incident, and it's total studio chaos.