The Edge Breakfast

Clint, Meg and Dan recap Meg’s return and promote sold-out tickets for “Hooked: The Musical.” They run a “Wassup” Scary Movie 6 battle, awarding Jason $250 and a double pass, with Marty as runner-up. Meg shares injuring her tailbone on a steep slide at a new West Auckland indoor playground and may need X-rays. They discuss Taylor Lautner’s baby news, a Tonys performance with Pink, and chat with police officer Louise about coping, fitness tests, and handling speeding stops, plus plug Spielberg’s “Disclosure Day.” Dan’s lie detector results reveal claims about burner accounts, being highest paid, and show dynamics. Callers share money regrets, meet-cutes, and “Take the Edge Off My Life” gives $300 to Emma but denies Yanita for missing the opening phrase.
01:07 Hooked Musical Tickets
01:44 Wassup Voice Battle
04:27 Meg Breaks Tailbone
08:13 Celebrity Scandal Roundup
09:53 First Call Police Chat
14:33 Naughty 640
18:04 More Or Less Movies
21:06 Take The Edge Off
24:11 NBA Finals With Casey
28:23 Overspent Regrets Talkback
29:53 Regretful Big Purchases
31:58 Meet And Greet Ripoffs
32:43 Collectible Phone Cards Fail
33:56 Cutest Meet Cute Stories
37:31 Dan Lie Detector Fallout
44:23 Take The Edge off
48:03 A B C Celebrity Debate

Meg is off after her daughter gets sick, so Clint and Dan run a promo-packed Monday with cash giveaways, a Scary Movie “Wazzup” battle, and Take The Edge Off My Life winners, including money for walking shoes and a divorce filing. They play McDonald’s 50-years-in-NZ More or Less, announce tickets for Dan’s teenage-written Hook musical (June 29 in Auckland), and reveal Clint’s lie detector results. Bella shares her boyfriend wetting the bed after the Radio Awards, Dunedin fights to save its iconic dinosaur slide.
00:00 Meg Off Sick Update
00:41 Monday Promos Preview
01:48 Jamie Grinch Nose Story
04:52 First Call Morgan Schwass
07:43 Kids And Fourth Baby Debate
08:31 Pop Culture Quick Hits
10:04 More Or Less McDonalds
15:43 Naughty 640 Tattoo Disaster
18:35 Scary Movie Wazzup Battle
22:57 Take The Edge Winner
24:28 Hook Musical Tickets
27:21 Overdubbing Megs Singing
30:04 Tickets and Text Line
30:19 Guess the Loop Game
32:52 Reliever Teacher Memories
26:11 Bella Boyfriend Bedwetting
37:24 Relationship Red Flags Texts
41:32 Take the Edge Off Call
42:56 Paying for a Divorce
44:38 Lie Detector Setup
47:10 Clint Lie Detector Confessions
52:06 KFC Lie Detector Promo
52:53 Save the Dunedin Dino
01:01:54 Wrap and Podcast Plug

We are diving straight into our absolute darkest, most mortifying school memories, and honestly, we might never recover. Between Clint enabling a classic primary school disaster, Dan’s tragic Speedo mishap in front of his crush, and Bella accidentally broadcasting her own singing voice to a thousand students, the second-hand cringe is so real. You are definitely not ready for this chaos.
00:00 – Cringey school memories we just cannot shake

01:08 – Clint's mean roadside prank

02:27 – Bella’s ultimate assembly voice memo nightmare

03:47 – Dan's traumatic high school swimming sports story

05:25 – The impossible debate: Sex, Love, or Money?

06:50 – Why Producer Carl still needs physio after a savage wedgie

08:15 – The golden era of sneaky prepaid mobile hacks

We are absolutely spiraling today after Clint confessed to making a brutal 90-minute U-turn back to a holiday batch just to fish a rogue poo out of a broken toilet using a kitchen spatula. Plus, we're naming the mean little critic living inside Dan's head. You are not ready for this chaos.

We are officially panicking ahead of the Radio Awards! We’re praying for a "Blackie" win, but between Meg getting roasted mid-makeup prep and Dan defending a $3,000 suit because he apparently has the same leg measurements as Beauden Barrett, we’ve completely lost it. Add in a thirsty text from Dan’s mum about Lewis Hamilton and our boss accidentally entering us into the wrong age demographic, and it’s pure pre-show chaos. Hit play before we face a live lie detector test!