The Edge Breakfast

The team stumbles across the Friday finish line with a few wild confessions: Meg turns her house into a hotel while flirting via family banter, Dan panics over taking stark-naked body transformation photos, and Clint sparks an uproar by claiming he has 43 close friends. Plus, Reddit meetup debates, an AI country remix for Guess the Fart, and Clint’s latest acoustic studio weapon.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with Christmas countdown chatter, then revisit Dan’s Jason Derulo “Hit The Spot” performance and the surprisingly thirsty comment from Dan’s mum. The Wheel of Random Yarns lands on wedding stories, with a caller describing her brother being lifted by a runaway marquee. Naughty 640 reveals 11.3% of adults admit to shoplifting, prompting anonymous confessions and caller stories. Easy Money brings heartbreak when a fast run is ruled incorrect, before listeners compliment the team to enter an Olivia Dean ticket draw, which Christine wins. The episode also features producer diary highlights, Jeannie from Shortlist Dating on dating bios, and more show banter.
00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter
01:29 Hit The Spot Recap
10:54 Wheel of Random Yarns
11:37 Wedding Marquee Disaster
14:41 Shoplifting Stats Debate
20:19 Caller Kiwi Scam
23:45 Easy Money Challenge
28:44 Olivia Dean Compliment Game
34:19 Producer Diary Highlights
38:12 Scandal Headlines Roundup
49:23 The Love Jeanie
57:12 Easy Money Challenge
01:00:27 Olivia Dean Ticket Winner
01:05:51 Telemarketer Prank Game
01:10:27 Harry Styles Sign Ideas
01:14:56 Biscuit Battle Finale
01:19:21 Clint Tries To Be Funny

Clint gets put in the hot seat after taking some heat for not being funny, leading to a hilarious 2-minute comedy intervention with Megan. The crew dissects the most popular (and most annoying) seats on public transport, complete with Dan's obsession with trains and a heated debate over backward-facing bus seating. Plus, Dan reveals a deeply traumatic and deeply hilarious childhood memory involving the high-speed hydroslides at Waiwera Hot Pools, and the gang contemplates whether they’d survive a simulated apocalypse.

lint, Meg, and Dan kick off with newsreader Glen’s “thirsty” beer comment before diving into beatboxing throwbacks and a book blurb request about recycling hotel soap to help global hygiene. They plug the uncensored Overthinkers podcast, debate postpartum definitions, and roast each other with a “mean quotes” list. Easy Money returns with planking attempts, near-miss answers, and a Wheel of Random Yarns winner after Sophia’s terrifying Bali monkey attack and rabies shots. They tackle dating dealbreakers (men who don’t read), new dining discounts via Eatclub, mispronounced names, feeling old facts, and “Nice to Each Other” Olivia Dean ticket compliments. Dan performs Hit The Spot to Jason Derulo in full leather.
01:57 Beatboxing Throwback
03:37 Book Blurb Email
08:15 Postpartum Definition Fight
10:58 Scandal
14:26 Monkey Attack Call
18:27 Naughty Jury Game
21:07 What Ya Got
27:17 Easy Money
29:15 Over 35 Vitamin Gummies
44:31 Wrong Name For Two Years
51:22 Easy Money
55:07 Hit The Spot Returns
01:01:01 Biscuit Battle Voting
01:06:38 Stacys Mom Age Shock
01:10:29 Olivia Dean Giveaway
01:15:26 Clint Tries To Be Funny

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas!
First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, and career moves as a rodent. Finally, the crew opens up eight mysterious envelopes containing secrets about the future, including the date you die and what happens after death.