The Edge Breakfast

Meg’s jalapeño-pineapple pickled onion cheesecake unleashes pure office chaos, forcing Theo into a walk of shame straight to the kitchen sink.
Plus, Mick pulls the most unhinged R20 dating “icks” from Instagram, from 40-year-olds DoorDashing DVD players to show off high school football tapes, to literal biological hazards, and Creech drops a wildly inappropriate take on eating ass vs. tomatoes

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday Edge Breakfast ahead of a long weekend, give $100 to first caller Sophia, and debate whether the cook should also do the dishes. Scandal headlines cover Pitbull reacting to an unrehearsed J.Lo moment and thriller author James Patterson moving into romantasy. Listeners compete in “Eyes for the Signs” with creative promos, then judge Dan’s brutally honest dating cons. Easy Money stumps callers for $1,000, while Westpac Studio Tap awards $1,000 to Jakey after his son spills Fanta on a PlayStation. Meg reads a poem for her daughter’s 5th birthday, Laura McGoldrick previews a packed sport weekend, and the team taste-test wild food creations, including Meg’s pickled onion cheesecake and Dan’s “hazelnut hog.
02:14 Theatre Talk Jesus Superstar
08:30 Scandal Headlines
11:04 Lets Settle This
14:53 I saw the signs
22:11 Brutally Honest Dating Cons
26:47 Easy Money
28:51 Producers Diary
33:36 Meg Selling Her House
44:34 Westpac Studio Tap
47:02 Pickled Onion Cheesecake
52:19 Easy Money
55:30 Birthday Poem for Daisy
59:47 Sport Roundup
01:04:40 Nutella Hazelnut Hog

Is making a cringe TikTok video actually the key to selling your house?
This week, Meg gets ready to put her family home on the market. She shares why she’s terrified of cringey real estate trends and how emotional it is to say goodbye to a house full of memories. Meanwhile, Clint offers a hilarious way to comfort her on move-out day, and Dan plans to crash her open homes in disguise to drive up the price.

Clint, Meg, and Dan return with a big show: Dan upgrades “Hit The Spot” by getting winched up in a flesh-toned morph suit to perform Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” misses the timing, then nails it on the second try. They unpack Dan’s fake neck tattoo mishap, debate who deserves lotto winnings, and hear from Kai who won $800k at 18 and paid off his parents’ house. A caller shares a family intervention over an affair. Scandal headlines tease a new Glee series, Love Island chat reveals a bombshell hasn’t kissed in two years, and Meg’s brutally honest dating cons tap listeners out. The show ends with a disastrous lychee-peanut butter-chocolate-onion creation ahead of Marco Pierre White’s visit.
02:44 Neck Tattoo Disaster
04:38 Family Intervention Drama
09:44 Glee Revival Gossip
10:57 Electric Ave Sign Hunt
15:44 Lotto Money Rules
23:43 Easy Money
25:42 Love Island Bombshell
33:51 Wrecking Ball Rehearsal
36:23 Books by Boomers
39:35 Westpac Studio Tap Winner
42:17 Meg Dating Cons Jury
46:48 Easy Money 48:53 Wrecking Ball Hit The Spot
55:03 Replay Verdict And Redo
59:30 Marco Pierre White Tease
01:00:30 Inventing New Food Combo

Clint and Dan are joined by Lucy while Meg recovers at home. The crew kicks off with a spirited physical roast, from measuring eye lengths to debating whether Dan has an underbite, before diving down a bizarre Guinness World Records rabbit hole involving 66-year-old fingernails and the logistics of intimate life.