The Edge Breakfast

We’re breaking down our wild personal bank account names and old-school Chrisco hampers, but things get off track when Clint lets off a hot, silent-but-deadly fart in his car at football practice. How does he escape?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with a coffee catch-up, nap confessions, hazard-light parking “hacks,” and a premium economy upgrade story, then Dan continues his revving-game streak by identifying a Mitsubishi Galant Ralliart by sound. They discuss a viral Timbaland clip, take first call from Esther on mat leave, and cover a $3M peptide seizure and beagle border checks. Guy Montgomery joins to talk Spelling Bee and roasts Producer Carl’s terrible spelling. Easy Money callers struggle with S and L. The team debates meeting heroes with stories about JJ Watt, Pink, Ariana Grande and others, gets relationship prompts from Erica, reacts to a council Zoom bathroom backdrop, previews their Fiji trip with bartender Billy, and opens the phones on freezing flats and dodgy landlords before playing “They’re a 10, but…
00:00 Coffee Catch Up Confession
02:25 Hazard Lights Parking Hack
03:10 Business Class Upgrade Drama
03:55 The Reverend Returns
10:01 Timbaland Viral Er
11:33 First Call
15:07 Peptides Border Seizure Talk
18:41 Guy Montgomery Spelling Bee
22:18 Easy Money S
23:51 Post Game Pass Banter
24:35 Never Meet Your Heroes
27:26 Pink Photo Rejection
29:31 Listener Celebrity Encounters
34:03 Dating Prompt With Erica
38:06 Council Zoom Bathroom Drama
42:23 Air Zooka Fart Gun Fallout
46:14 Work Card Privileges Stories
46:44 One Artist On Repeat
47:18 Music Obsessions Chat
47:45 Fiji Trip Tease
48:39 Easy Money Letter L
50:07 No Winner Fallout
51:09 Selling Fiji Packages
53:39 Calling Beachcomber Bar
55:39 Cold Snap Complaints
56:39 Dunedin Flat Horror
01:04:52 Theyre a 10 But
01:08:44 Partner Habits Calls

We officially went way too far, and now corporate is involved! Clint spent $80 of company money on an Air Zooka fart gun, and the purchase got flagged by the CFO and sent straight to the CEO. We tested it live in studio.

Clint, Meg and Dan riff on Kiwis failing learner licence retests and confusing give-way rules, then share stories about buying a new bed and the absurd world of ultra-absorbent mattress protectors. They preview and play Dan’s EDM “Postcode Playlist” anthem for Gisborne ahead of Rhythm & Vines’ final year there, plus chat Pie Awards winners and a brutal cold snap hitting Dunedin. The show dives into the return of the “family computer,” awkward internet discoveries, and how much real money people spend on in-game purchases. They also discuss unregulated peptides, core memories from comments, and Guy Montgomery drops by to roast producer Carl’s spelling.
01:36 Mattress Protector Madness
03:05 Rotating Round Bed Story
04:12 Postcode Playlist Gisborne Tease
07:26 Celebrity News Quickfire
09:33 First Call RnV Tickets
12:54 Naughty 640 Family Computer
16:20 Caller Confessions Online Finds
19:30 1000 Bucks Letter N Game
21:40 Peptides Trend Warning
26:08 Pie Awards Night Out
31:17 Cold Snap Explained
35:37 Dunedin Students Check In
39:53 Core Memories
46:00 EZ Money
48:15 Gisborne Postcode Playlist
56:04 Black Ferns Chat
01:00:57 In-Game Spending Shock
01:09:02 Guy Montgomery Interview

Hey Gizzy
Enjoy your postcode playlist in celebration of the final year of Rhythm and Vines.
Cheers x