The Edge Breakfast

Clint, Meg and Dan bite back against sticky summer weather, viral plane drama, and the chaos of retirement home romance. Clint’s unstoppable libido forces the team to start a relentless "NOW" drinking game, leading up to an unannounced studio pop quiz that catches boss Jack red-handed in a shockingly offensive t-shirt.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with listener roll call, an embargoed Street Fighter premiere chat, and a wedding music fail story that wins Paris $100. Scandal headlines cover Celine Dion’s Barbie doll, Paul McCartney’s thoughts on modern music, and a Tate McRae teaser. They reveal New Zealand’s best sausages, including the taco snag from Mapari Meats, then debate safe words—from kids’ “octopus” to bedroom and party code words. Easy Money features a disastrous round with Kane and a better attempt from Roshana. The team also shares pet hates, prizes via Westpac Studio Tap, door-knocking to place show signs, “Books by Boomers” dating tips from 1958, and shocking stories of teeth, toenails, and rat tails found in food, before interviewing the sausage award winner.
02:12 Coffee Catch Up
05:30 First Call Wedding DJ Fail
08:37 Scandal Headlines
10:33 Best Sausages List
14:41 Naughty 640 Safe Words
23:46 Easy Money
27:03 Weekend Gig Plans
31:31 Miley Or Jamie Game
35:16 Pet Peeves Vent Session
39:10 Westpac Studio Tap Win
41:50 Silly Election Policies
52:10 Easy Money
56:38 Dan Goes Door Knocking
01:04:51 Books By Boomers Dating
01:09:16 Rotten Tooth Chocolate
01:14:17 Gross Food Confessions
01:18:11 Best Sausage Winner

The team unpack everything from workplace boundary lines to high-stakes property predictions. Meg gets called out for her "favourite sister" status after Clint confesses his strict rules around farting in front of hot girls vs. airing out his pre-show bodily functions in the studio. Meanwhile, Dan faces the music over a tragically dead lemon tree left behind at his rental, and the team addresses fan mail accusing Clint of flexing too many luxury holidays.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with graduation songs and school memories, then revisit their improvised small-business jingles. Scandal covers Khloé Kardashian feeling creeped out by a TikTok teacher and Olivia Rodrigo teasing a Chappell Roan collaboration. The team debates how long leftovers are safe, with a food-industry caller warning chicken or fish should be eaten next day. Lotto winner James shares that his partner of six years left two weeks after his $850,000 win, sparking calls about worst-timed breakups. Easy Money is played twice, Jeannie from Shortlist Dating gives DM advice, and listeners share outrageous app messages. John Aitken plugs Lessons on Living, and the crew admits their election-park sign stunt was illegal. They finish with slogan T-shirts, news, and festival updates.
00:52 Graduation Song Memories
02:56 School Years Debate
04:47 Jingle Challenge Recap
08:16 Scandal
09:57 Lets Settle This
14:47 Lotto Winner Breakup
19:27 Worst Timed Breakups
24:19 Easy Money
27:10 Dating Turnoffs List
35:31 John Aiken
39:34 Election Sign Stunt Gone Wrong
44:15 Easy Money
46:31 Westpac Studio Tap Win
49:47 Love Genie DM Advice
53:27 Wild Dating App Messages
58:15 Slogan Tees Exposed
01:06:40 News Radar Weather Politics

Lotto winner James returns to the podcast after picking up his massive $850,000 jackpot, but the celebration takes a dark, chaotic turn. Just weeks after taking home the life-changing money, James reveals his partner of six years suddenly did what!?
Plus, after weeks of subtle jabs and backhanded compliments, Clint, Meg, and Dan pull out their burn books. The hosts go head-to-head in a brutal, hilarious "Pokémon battle" of the worst insults they've secretly logged about each other behind the scenes, ranging from body odour attacks to total career disrespect.