The Edge Breakfast

We officially went way too far, and now corporate is involved! Clint spent $80 of company money on an Air Zooka fart gun, and the purchase got flagged by the CFO and sent straight to the CEO. We tested it live in studio.

Clint, Meg and Dan riff on Kiwis failing learner licence retests and confusing give-way rules, then share stories about buying a new bed and the absurd world of ultra-absorbent mattress protectors. They preview and play Dan’s EDM “Postcode Playlist” anthem for Gisborne ahead of Rhythm & Vines’ final year there, plus chat Pie Awards winners and a brutal cold snap hitting Dunedin. The show dives into the return of the “family computer,” awkward internet discoveries, and how much real money people spend on in-game purchases. They also discuss unregulated peptides, core memories from comments, and Guy Montgomery drops by to roast producer Carl’s spelling.
01:36 Mattress Protector Madness
03:05 Rotating Round Bed Story
04:12 Postcode Playlist Gisborne Tease
07:26 Celebrity News Quickfire
09:33 First Call RnV Tickets
12:54 Naughty 640 Family Computer
16:20 Caller Confessions Online Finds
19:30 1000 Bucks Letter N Game
21:40 Peptides Trend Warning
26:08 Pie Awards Night Out
31:17 Cold Snap Explained
35:37 Dunedin Students Check In
39:53 Core Memories
46:00 EZ Money
48:15 Gisborne Postcode Playlist
56:04 Black Ferns Chat
01:00:57 In-Game Spending Shock
01:09:02 Guy Montgomery Interview

Hey Gizzy
Enjoy your postcode playlist in celebration of the final year of Rhythm and Vines.
Cheers x

We’re spiraling over a movie theatre being completely evacuated because of a horrific fart, and honestly, we haven’t recovered! Between Dan’s boss-funded fart gun, Clint’s disastrous TV invention history, and a heated debate on solo baths, you’re so not ready for Dan’s quiet breakdown.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with banter about newsreader opinions, Tanya’s six‑week overseas trip, and celebrity gossip, then launch a new “sniff out the liar” segment idea offering $500. They promote Long Distance Bestie Island in Fiji with limited packages, play Easy Money with callers, and debate letting kids watch age‑restricted movies. The team shares wild cheating stories, argues A/B/C‑list rankings for Robert Pattinson, David Beckham and Kris Jenner, and asks how fast is too fast to move on after a partner dies. Patty Gower joins to discuss unregulated peptides and their risks.
01:41 Listener Farewell Trip
04:56 Celebrity Scandal Chat
06:31 Lie For 500
10:13 Naughty Parenting Movies
14:03 Bestie Island Pitch
17:56 Easy Money Game
20:16 Cheating Gets Worse
14:03 Bestie Island Lads Rap
31:48 Postcode Playlist Gisborne
38:30 Millennial Sounds Quiz
43:00 Easy Money
46:01 Bestie Island Fiji Pitch
50:02 A Lister
57:37 Moving On Too Fast
01:09:10 Peptides Exposed