The Edge Breakfast

The team navigates home tenancy panic, relationship dynamics, and high-stakes self-assessments.
Dan reveals a growing domestic crisis involving a decaying fruit tree that belonged to his landlord's mother, a misidentification of citrus varieties, and the silent treatment over text. Clint brings a theory to the table about "punching" above your weight class in relationships, questioning whether lower-rated partners actually see themselves as lower-rated or if they’re settling for less than a 10. Finally, the trio plays a deadly rating game where they must guess where 100 strangers would place them on a 1-to-10 scale within a 0.5 margin of error, leading to wild overestimations, surprisingly low self-esteem, and unexpected compliments.

Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off Thursday with Clint’s attempted snack-and-beer cutback, only to be derailed by Cadbury blocks and a Kiwi snack “More or Less” game. They chat Scandal updates (Spice Girls tease and Sydney Sweeney’s ad), take calls including Susie’s painful stair fall, and run Easy Money with chaotic attempts on letters F and T. Meg shares a wild post-surgery moment where she wanted to prank her worried husband, nails a mispronounced-words challenge (except “bourgeois”), and reads a brutal Korean dermatology email offering “fat reduction” and Botox. Dan discusses his viral TikToks, a Warriors jinx “Worriers” bunker idea, and Apple’s pricey new foldable iPhone.
01:37 Gym Reality Check Diet Talk
04:55 First Call
08:24 Scandal
11:09 More or Less
14:59 Meg Birth Surgery Prank Confession
22:59 Easy Money
26:23 Dream Dinner Guests
35:16 Pronunciation Challenge
44:52 Dan The Role Model
49:49 Easy Money
51:40 Warriors Jinx Bunker
01:00:40 Flats Idol Finalist
01:05:13 Korean Skincare Email
01:09:44 Apple Fold Phone Prices

Clint, Meg and Dan return after a week apart, chat about Meek’s husband’s nose surgery, Clint’s sudden “shredding for summer,” and a pricey tiny movie-theatre pizza. Meg reveals she accidentally munched a cockroach in her coffee, sparking a call-in on the worst things listeners have found in their mouths. They debate dream movie memorabilia after Ed Sheeran’s prop collection, hear awkward stories about handing phones over unsupervised, and discuss getting paid for unusual work tasks—including being sent to a private movie screening. Dan panics after potentially killing a sentimental 60-year-old lemon tree, and Flats Idol continues with a standout, non-AI song from Dunedin’s Flat Notes.
01:49 Movie Premiere Hunger
03:11 Panini and Bowl Latte
03:56 Clint Shreds for Summer
05:52 First Caller Zara
08:54 Scandal
10:09 Dream Movie Props
15:19 Naughty 640
20:00 Worst Thing in Mouth Calls
24:11 Easy Money
26:27 Flats Idol AI Argument
32:08 Phone Handing Horror Story
41:50 Scandal Movie Props Prices
52:21 Weird Jobs Chat
53:22 Easy Money
56:07 Dead Lemon Tree Panic
01:04:34 Flats Idol Song Three
01:10:50 Love Is Blind Tattoos

Things get chaotic as the team plays a high-stakes round of Family Feud to guess the top icons, A-listers, musical powerhouses, and historical legends. From David Attenborough and Taylor Swift taking top spots to Keanu Reeves’ legendary "perfect day" routine, the crew breaks down who actually makes the cut and who gets relegated to the B-list. Finally, everyone crafts their own 5-person dream dinner party, resulting in pure chaos, wild stories, and Clint’s shockingly unhinged guest list.

Dan, Clint, and Lucy break down the ethics of paying for a bigger nose before diving headfirst into body piercings you definitely can’t wear everyday. Then, an incredible fan message details a wild, cheese-induced dream featuring base jumping, wingsuits, and a hippie camp. Plus, Producer Brady defends his controversial hunting photos on dating apps, and the guys debate what really goes down on all-male trips into the wilderness.