The Edge Breakfast

Clint gets put in the hot seat after taking some heat for not being funny, leading to a hilarious 2-minute comedy intervention with Megan. The crew dissects the most popular (and most annoying) seats on public transport, complete with Dan's obsession with trains and a heated debate over backward-facing bus seating. Plus, Dan reveals a deeply traumatic and deeply hilarious childhood memory involving the high-speed hydroslides at Waiwera Hot Pools, and the gang contemplates whether they’d survive a simulated apocalypse.

lint, Meg, and Dan kick off with newsreader Glen’s “thirsty” beer comment before diving into beatboxing throwbacks and a book blurb request about recycling hotel soap to help global hygiene. They plug the uncensored Overthinkers podcast, debate postpartum definitions, and roast each other with a “mean quotes” list. Easy Money returns with planking attempts, near-miss answers, and a Wheel of Random Yarns winner after Sophia’s terrifying Bali monkey attack and rabies shots. They tackle dating dealbreakers (men who don’t read), new dining discounts via Eatclub, mispronounced names, feeling old facts, and “Nice to Each Other” Olivia Dean ticket compliments. Dan performs Hit The Spot to Jason Derulo in full leather.
01:57 Beatboxing Throwback
03:37 Book Blurb Email
08:15 Postpartum Definition Fight
10:58 Scandal
14:26 Monkey Attack Call
18:27 Naughty Jury Game
21:07 What Ya Got
27:17 Easy Money
29:15 Over 35 Vitamin Gummies
44:31 Wrong Name For Two Years
51:22 Easy Money
55:07 Hit The Spot Returns
01:01:01 Biscuit Battle Voting
01:06:38 Stacys Mom Age Shock
01:10:29 Olivia Dean Giveaway
01:15:26 Clint Tries To Be Funny

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas!
First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, and career moves as a rodent. Finally, the crew opens up eight mysterious envelopes containing secrets about the future, including the date you die and what happens after death.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with banter about catchphrases, a zoo slide mishap and painful “ouch my privates” stories, including Meg’s flying fox incident and a caller’s pole-dancing injury. They cover scandal headlines about Justin Timberlake’s “boots and cats” noises and Nickelodeon slime’s edible recipe, react to the leaders’ debate chaos, and discuss an ASOS hack by asking what people wouldn’t want leaked. The team plays Easy Money, reviews the New York Times’ top TV shows, and recommends Celebrity Traitors UK. They share a 1958 list of ways to find a husband, crown the Scotch Finger over the Tim Tam, take calls on occupations to avoid dating, feature psychic medium John Edward reading for a listener, and end debating whether it’s weird to sleep in your parents’ bed.
00:31 Show Teasers And Slogans
01:43 Zoo Slide Disaster
04:58 Ouch My Privates Calls
09:41 Scandal Headlines
11:50 Leaders Debate Chaos
18:42 Worst Leak Confessions
22:11 Easy Money Letter
24:29 Top TV Shows Countdown
34:10 Books By Boomers Dating Tips
37:54 Biscuit Battle Begins
42:16 Dakota Johnson Dating
44:08 Never Date Again Jobs
47:24 Easy Money
49:17 John Edward
53:45 Nice to Each other - olivia dean tickets
58:52 Hit The Spot Picks
01:03:10 Parents Bed Debate

The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself?
That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave, a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her.
Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.