The Edge Breakfast

We thought we were interviewing the All Blacks today, but instead, we ended up reading a listener email from Graham that called Clint completely replaceable. To make up for it, Clint made us tape numbers to our foreheads for a game that spiraled way too fast into Dan asking about Clint’s ass, Meg rating her own looks, and Clint trying to justify drinking 79 beers in December. You're not ready for how out of hand this gets.

Clint, Meg and Dan reunite with the full team (minus Bella in Europe), swap stories about Dan’s less-than-supportive “vomit etiquette,” decode listener Paul’s emoji texts, and debate the weird appeal of Costco hauls, including massive grapes and bulk-buy storage problems. They celebrate swimmer Hazel Hourigan’s Commonwealth Games bronze and discuss butterfly stroke, then run Scandal headlines about Nathan Fillion’s Jason Bateman autograph prank and a teased Selena/Becky collaboration. A first-time caller from Timaru chats, followed by a cautionary tale about a family losing linked Google accounts after a teen’s explicit Gemini Live incident, sparking talk of two-factor authentication. They play Easy Money twice, interview a 12-year-old who mimics bird calls (including a tui), share mums’ bragging habits, cover a Dunedin concert halted by a feces biohazard, and finish with an A-Lister List ranking child stars.
00:00 Morning Roll Call
02:17 Costco Haul Chaos
05:25 Hazel Wins Bronze
08:51 Scandal Headlines
10:32 First Time Caller Sarah
13:05 Naughty Gmail Ban
17:21 Commonwealth Reporter Sven
20:06 Easy Money Game
22:27 Winter Sickness Remedies
27:18 Wild Cold Remedies
30:06 Joe Damon Returns
30:54 Catch Check Choose
33:55 Concert Biohazard Story
37:44 Easy Money Challenge
40:14 Bird Call Prodigy
43:23 Mums Brag Hotline
48:09 Child Star Rankings
51:22 Final A Lister Results

Dan is off sick looking after his family, but he's out here claiming he’s totally immune to the squirts because he has an "iron gut." We literally had to call him live on air to call out this ridiculous claim, and he insists he's never had them in his life!
You are not ready for his absolute wild reasoning on this one—wait until you hear what his doctor supposedly told him!

Dan’s off sick as Clint and Meg battle winter bugs, recap Meg’s birthday and family weekends, and plug the unfiltered Overthinkers podcast with a chaotic kitchen-utensil-hands clip. They hit Marvel/Comic-Con headlines, take calls about freezing weather and marathon mishaps, and debate watering plants with menstrual blood. The show dives into “Beat That Coincidence,” including an Airbnb wall photo featuring the guests and a penguin mascot crashing an international penguin conference. They update Long Distance Bestie Island Fiji selling out to a waitlist, play Easy Money, share “blame it on the alcohol” stories, and roast Meg’s new steering wheel cover obsession at 36.
00:00 Morning Roll Call
02:01 Meg Birthday Wins
03:23 Kids Party and Footy
05:29 Overthinkers Teaser
06:47 Kitchen Hands Debate
08:33 Marvel Scandal
10:12 First Call of the day
13:04 Naughty Period Hacks
17:47 Marathon Period Talk
21:17 Ez Money
26:16 Beat That Coincidence
28:38 Penguin Conference Crash
34:26 Blame It on the Booze
36:30 Linda’s Birthday Video Call
38:31 EZ money
40:58 Bestie Island Fiji Update
44:31 Commonwealth Medals More or Less
47:07 Turning 36 Realizations

We are finally back together as a full crew, and things completely devolved from the start. Between Dan revealing his very unsettling dream utensil hands and Clint confessing to an impromptu mating ritual on a cruise ship stage, you are definitely not ready for this episode!