The Edge Breakfast

We’re spiralling this morning after a video of us laughing at each other surfaced, and let's just say Dan’s "honesty" is at an all-time high. From debating the absolute chaos of New Zealanders standing in the middle of escalators to a listener’s shocking story about the legendary Suzy Cato, things got weird fast.
You are not ready for our "Shoot Your Shot" April Fools experiment—Dan confesses his love for Meg, and the awkwardness is physically painful. We also dive into our biggest pet peeves about each other, including Clint’s legendary inability to ever be on time. It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and we might need HR by the end of it.
00:00 – Watching ourselves back: Laughing with vs. laughing at Meg.
03:15 – The "Storm Off" history: Dan’s April Fools prank anniversary.
05:40 – Shoot Your Shot: Dan confesses his "love" for Meg.
08:20 – Listener Mail: The Suzy Cato power bill scandal.
11:55 – Escalator Etiquette: Why Kiwis don't know how to move.
14:10 – The Buzzing Lie Detector: Our most unattractive qualities.
17:45 – Clint’s "Slow" Problem: Why he’s always the last to leave.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about compliments, Jack Antonoff’s birthday and some Fun. stories, plus Meg’s parenting mishaps. They chat Easter chocolate stats, test a “grab your partner’s ass” study (with awkward results), and welcome Rhys Darby to celebrate Hunt for the Wilderpeople’s 10-year cinema rerelease. EZ Money $10,000 is attempted by callers, while Meg shares her new Hashimoto’s/hypothyroidism diagnosis and listeners call in with similar autoimmune experiences. The team gives away $200 fuel, debates costly surprise bills and public dental care, reads Clint’s old love letters, swaps Jim Carrey on the A-list, and starts a Chroma Card sensory challenge where Meg wins a caller $1,000 by touching a mystery box item.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:26 Jack Antonoff Birthday Picks
04:06 Baby Poop Kitchen Chaos
07:43 First Caller Dairy Farmer
11:37 Easter Chocolate Quiz
15:38 Ass Grab Experiment
19:49 Rhys Darby!
24:28 EZ Money
27:29 Meg Health Diagnosis Story
36:58 Fuellette
39:31 Creatine Benefits Explained
44:07 Rhys Darby and Last One Laughing
47:20 Last Joke Standing Challenge
51:00 EZ Money 10K Game
52:57 Clint Reads Love Letters
58:51 The Bill was WHAT?!
01:07:24 A Lister List Upgrades
01:10:58 Chroma Card Sensory Challenge

We are absolutely spiraling this morning after catching Clint in the middle of a high-stakes house hunt—complete with a live phone tracking from his wife! From the "condescending" drama of being called "Bud" to a full-blown debate on swinger culture, things got chaotic fast. Plus, we’re figuring out whose life we’d actually want to steal for a month. You’re not ready for Dan’s "dry" vision of the future!
00:00 – The "Champ" vs. "Bud" nickname debate gets heated.
02:30 – Tongan merch giveaway logistics (it’s a nightmare).
03:45 – Clint gets caught: Jamie calls in to track his location.
05:00 – The "Pool House" requirements and the above-ground spa insult.
07:30 – Calling Acquisitions to find Clint’s "super-fan" gift wrapper.
11:15 – The Identity Swap: Who is swapping lives with who?
12:40 – Local gossip: Are Clint’s neighbors actually swingers?
15:00 – The terrifying reality of living Neeps’ or Carl’s life.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a short week with Producer Nepia's homemade cinnamon scrolls, a reminder that EZ Money’s $10,000 must be won by Wednesday, and a last chance to win a Harry Styles flyaway. They debate throwback tracks, chat celebrity wine collaborations with InVivo’s Tim (including Graham Norton and Sarah Jessica Parker), and play “more or less” time-zone trivia. The show covers Swedish “grab dad ass” research, a KitKat truck heist, big Lotto wins, Meghan Markle’s dad’s new relationship, and listeners’ biggest achievements by 19. EZ Money callers fall short, Dan discovers his wife’s box of ex memorabilia, fuel price winners are announced, and a Holden driver wins $200 in Fuel It.
00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
02:14 Throwback Song Debate
06:54 Weekend Paint Fail
10:36 First Call of the Day
14:54 More Or Less Timezones
27:25 EZ Money Challenge
30:26 Beauty Pageant Blunders
34:47 Age Gaps
39:36 Raye Album Spotlight
44:04 What did you do at 19?
52:47 EZ Money Challenge
54:25 Exes Keepsakes Box
01:02:10 Cheapest Fuel Countdown
01:04:44 One of the Girls Quiz
01:08:17 Fuel Wheel Winner