The Edge Breakfast

We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz.
To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool.
00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar.

00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing.

01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo.

01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate.

02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions).

03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert.

04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool?

05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments.

06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?

On the Clint, Meg, and Dan Podcast, the team kicks off with talk of a 90s band quitting after 30 years, Clint’s tattoo update and marriage negotiations, and a “more or less” game comparing celebrity net worths. Scandal includes Phineas on writing for Billie Eilish and Paul Rudd’s teenage arrest story. They award “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash to help fund a daughter’s Waka Ama worlds trip, but another caller misses out by not answering. A viral bridesmaid who split her dress leads to a debate about whether physiotherapists can do the worm. They share bizarre ways people caught partners cheating, read Dan’s diary about selling found magazines, hear high school hustles, and finish with “Cart Busters” judging listeners’ online shopping carts.
01:10 Tattoo Marriage Drama
03:21 More Or Less Net Worths
07:26 Scandal Headlines
09:05 First Call Bex Update
13:08 Naughty 640
16:31 Take The Edge Off
19:14 Physios And The Worm
27:37 Neutrogena Vault Guess
28:55 Prize Numbers Update
29:36 Cheaters Busted
33:18 Listener Cheater Stories
38:15 Take The Edge Call Fail
40:30 Dans Diary Bin Hustle
43:40 High School Hustlers
50:06 Cart Busters

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with banter about holidays and tech-challenged parents, including a caller whose mum brought an Apple Watch with the screen hanging off. They play More or Less on extreme city temperatures, share scandal about AI writing and a young actress leaving the HBO Harry Potter series after season one, and discuss a reported leak of Pornhub Premium user data. The team fails to reach a Take the Edge Off My Life winner, then swap stories about broken items “hanging by a thread” and the habit of filling online carts without buying. They try cracking the Neutrogena vault code, talk early job quitters, read Dan’s teen diary, interview viral bridesmaid Georgie Bell about her dress ripping during a worm, and debate A-lister list rankings for Brendan Fraser, Dave Grohl and Snoop Dogg.
00:00 Cold Open and Welcome
02:00 Zoo Animal Naming Update
03:51 Wiggles Tickets and Mum Math
06:53 Boomers vs Tech Callers
10:01 More or Less Weather Quiz
16:28 Naughty 640
20:27 Love on the Spectrum Talent
24:01 Take the Edge Off Calls
27:52 Hanging On By a Thread Hacks
35:38 Play Shopping Confessions
36:24 Abandoned Cart Confessions
37:59 Caller Cart Addiction
39:52 Discount Code Hack
40:38 Neutrogena Vault Challenge
42:51 Ginny Weasley Quits
46:53 Early Quitter Stories
52:03 Dan's Diary Readout
56:00 Viral Wedding Worm
01:06:09 A Lister Rankings

Meg kicks things off with an absolute health anxiety crisis after her doctor dropped a casual "can't rule it out" bomb about a bump on her nose. Then things get totally unhinged as Dan reveals his wife has him insured for a casual $900k—making us genuinely concerned she’s going to push him down the stairs—and Clint literally loses his entire house to Meg over a basic geography debate. You’re not ready for this level of chaos, mate.
[00:00] Meg’s "it's not cancer" doctor visit
[02:30] Dan's suspicious $900k insurance policy
[04:47] Exposing Ash London’s legendary studio air purifier drama
[06:05] The great geography debate
[08:34] Is Meg actually smart?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday chatting Auckland FC reaching the grand final, the Warriors’ big win, and a zoo visit where Clint’s son names Meg after an orangutan. They share entertainment “scandal” updates, take calls from April about appearing on Face the Music, and debate when it’s fair for a coach to give their own child player of the day. The “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash callout fails when Shane answers wrong, then Crystal wins. They read Dan’s diary entries, discuss late-in-life realizations and coincidences, cross to Sven at Eurovision, and run the Neutrogena Vault pin-guessing competition.
00:00 Morning Show Kickoff
01:58 Zoo Naming Roast
05:36 Pop Culture Scandal
06:54 First Call of the day
10:20 Naughty 6:40 Coaching
18:57 Shane Misses Call
20:58 Late Life Realizations
28:31 Eurovision With Sven
31:14 Eurovision Chaos Recap
32:30 Neutrogena Vault Challenge
35:20 Songs Ruined By Lyrics
41:01 Listener Song Pet Peeves
42:50 Take The Edge Off Win
46:19 Dan's Diary
49:29 News Radar Spies
53:33 Warriors Injury Scandal
58:59 Coincidence Callers
01:03:57 Wrap Up And Goodbye