The Edge Breakfast

I’m still trying to pick my jaw up off the floor after this one. We sat down with Katjia, a former accountant who traded spreadsheets for the life of a professional girlfriend, and the numbers she’s pulling are actually insane. From $2,500 dinner dates to a $75,000 five-night getaway, she’s revealing exactly what happens behind closed doors (including why some clients end up falling in love). Plus, we settle the ultimate debate: producer Neps takes over for a final, chaotic round of Guess the Fart.
0:00 – Guess the Fart: Neps’ Last Stand (I will always be proud of this)
4:30 – Meet Katjia: From Accountant to Professional Girlfriend
6:15 – The $2,500 Dinner Date
9:40 – Catching Feels: Dating the Clients
12:30 – Why She’ll Never Quit for Love
15:10 – The $75,000 Five-Night Gig
17:45 – Dealing with the Haters & Married Men

Clint, Meg and Dan bring back Every Caller Wins,” giving $100 fuel to everyone who gets on air, chatting with winners like Hayden and dairy farmer Mark. They debate fuel-themed throwback songs, discuss who’s “best in bed” by profession, and share w illegal but isn’t. Producer Neps announces it’s his last day before moving to the music team, followed by his final Producer’s Diary recap, including Dan’s “haunted” house and a new diary found at Dan’s mum’s. Clickbait Callback reveals a caller’s second mum slept with Russell Crowe, and another finds divorce plans via search history. They play Upgrade/Downgrade, preview New Music Friday, and welcome Suzy Cato to announce “You and Me” returning on YouTube, ending with a fuel blitz of rapid giveaways.

00:00 Every Caller Wins Returns
01:51 Throwback Song Battle
06:04 Farewell Producer Neps
09:19 Jacket Drama And Mark Calls
13:22 Producer Diary Highlights
17:51 Best In Bed Professions
25:21 What Feels Illegal
30:02 Listener Calls Illegal Feelings
33:36 New Music Friday
37:10 Clickbait Callback
42:58 Roll Call Roulette
50:50 Dans Diary
54:19 Upgrade Or Downgrade
59:35 Suzy Cato

We are spiraling today after a listener's story about a coworker who took "cleaning the office bathroom" to a whole new level of illegal. Plus, we’re checking in on Clint’s financial glow-up from five years ago—let’s just say his bank account and his "investment" pool have some explaining to do. You are not ready for the crack pipe plot twist!
01:12 – The problem with generic self-help podcasts.

04:35 – Clint’s 5-year financial update: From saver to spender.

06:40 – The Tesla obsession and buying Nvidia shares.

08:50 – Does more money actually equal more happiness?.

10:15 – Clint’s $100,000 pool drama and why the bank said no.

11:55 – Fired or Not: The crack-smoking cleaner.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday with talk about birthday messages, the “It’s Gonna Be May” throwback, and Life360 tracking stats. They discuss Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon, and play “More or Less” guessing TV episode counts. The team plugs the Kindness Collective PJ Project, jokes about National Pajama Day, and tries ChatGPT palm readings. A report on dental costs leads to shocking DIY dentistry stories, including pliers, super glue and even battery acid. They visit Dan’s mum’s attic, tour the property, and finally find a brand-new Dan’s diary—plus another surprise item... Scandal includes Ted Lasso season four, and they chat to Celebrity Treasure Island’s Polly Gillespie about tearing her ACL. The show ends with “horse girl” stereotypes and listener “parent brag” stories.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
06:25 Life360 Tracking Drama
10:23 First Caller Martin
14:22 More Or Less
17:59 Pajama Day And Nude Sleepers
22:58 ChatGPT Palm Reading Roast
27:26 Dental Costs And DIY Teeth
35:47 Dan's Diary Field Trip Teaser
40:47 Scandal
42:30 Polly Gillespie on Celebrity Treasure Island
48:39 Horse Girl Stereotypes
58:23 Dan's Diary Found In Attic
01:11:26 Ultimate Parent Brags
01:19:35 Wrap Up And Goodbye

I honestly don't know where Meg gets these scenarios from, but this one absolutely sent us into a spiral. We started talking about what would happen if we swapped partners for a night and—surprise, surprise—Dan managed to make it deeply uncomfortable by catching actual feelings.
It’s a bit of a chaotic one today because we’re currently piling into the car to head to Dan’s mum’s house. We’re on a mission to find his old school diaries in the attic, but mostly we’re just hoping to find something embarrassing enough to fuel the pod until Friday. You’re not ready for the level of overthinking happening right now.
00:00 – Clint’s John Travolta strut and "main character" energy.
01:45 – The Partner Swap: What happens if you catch feelings?
04:10 – Can you love two people at once? The expansion of love debate.
06:50 – The name-drop that nearly broke the internet (and our video feed).
08:35 – Living apart: Why Meg’s mum loves her "alone time."
10:15 – Road trip! We’re heading to the attic to find Dan’s diaries.
12:20 – The Aperol Spritz breakfast club.