The Edge Breakfast

The team addresses a hilarious live-on-air blunder where Meg mispronounced a caller’s name - Trani (spelt T-R-A-N-N-I)—leading to absolute mayhem and nearly suffocating the studio with laughter.
Clint raises a pressing medical mystery: why does anyone actually choose to become a "butt doctor" (proctologist)? The crew debates whether the career choice is driven by a genuine passion for saving lives, a strange personal interest, or simply the rumoured $600k salary. And, Dan reveals he was offered a job line as an international flight attendant purely because of his height and reach, prompting a wild roleplay where he attempts to soothe a nervous passenger, manage dietary restrictions, and navigate Mile High Club requests.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday chatting Warriors results and show segments like “Imposter” and “Easy Money.” Meg recaps taking her daughter to the Paw Patrol premiere, and the team laughs about mix-ups like “full bore” vs “full ball” and “postboned.” They tribute Tim Curry and discuss Olivia Rodrigo’s festival donation, plus Snoop Dogg’s $50K feature fee. A big debate asks when it’s acceptable to watch a shared TV show without your partner, followed by calls about pulling sickies, with Gen Z highlighted. They plan a water balloon throw-and-catch record attempt at Eden Park, start Flat Idol for Rhythm and Vines tickets, and begin an Imposter story about a nudie-run dare gone wrong.
01:52 Weekend Movies and Paw Patrol
04:45 Full Bore Mix-Up
05:31 Adult Realizations
09:24 Pop Culture Scandal and Donations
10:59 First Caller
15:39 Naughty 640
20:19 Father's Day Lessons Segment
24:15 Easy Money
25:54 Caller Quiz Wrap
26:28 Netflix Cheating Debate
34:40 Water Balloon Record Plan
39:20 Flat Idol Launch
44:57 Who Pulls Sickies
54:36 Easy Money
56:28 Tom Hardy Rap Pivot
01:04:58 Festy Bestie
01:08:02 Imposter
01:16:40 Sport Roundup Wrap

From Clint's bizarre earlobe fetish and an audit of his cringe-worthy early Instagram posts to Sven panicking over a French condom recall mid-holiday, here are the best 8 bits from Clint, Meg & Dan this week.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off a packed Edge Breakfast: Dan’s off to golf, Bruno Mars tickets are up for grabs and Harrison’s New York interview with Bruno Mars plays, plus Feisty Bestie gets listeners into the Olivia Dean draw. The team dives into GTA VI’s Netflix gameplay showcase with Meg’s husband Guy from Extremely Casual Gamers, vents in “Things We Hate,” and plays Easy Money for $1,000. They crown the best “Up the Wahs,” unpack the Imposters twist, share DIY workarounds, laugh at a weatherman’s on-air giggles, and debut Meg’s AI-assisted Flat Idol song to inspire flats to enter.
00:00 Morning Banter Golf Plans
03:07 Bamboo Sheets Explained
05:48 Festy Bestie Calls
11:51 Things We Hate Vent
17:36 Overthinkers Fight Debate
21:07 Easy Money Letter K
23:29 Imposters Truth Reveal
27:36 US Visa Social Media Roast
31:32 Producers Diary Highlights
36:05 GTA VI Netflix Buzz
37:56 Guy Reviews Gameplay
41:21 DIY Household Workarounds
49:44 Easy Money Round
52:01 Wahs Wars Showdown
55:58 Bruno Mars Interview
01:01:13 Weatherman Giggles Clip
01:04:09 Flat Idol AI Song

The team opens up the mailbag to confront a listener named Logan from Taupo who claims Dan sleeps with a nightlight in a single bed, leading to an intense, live call-out. Things take a wild turn when the crew debates proper urinal etiquette (featuring fly stickers and football goal cakes) before diving into a horrifying "topdecking" flatting story.
Plus, Melbourne listener Tatiana calls out Dan's use of the word "babe" and reminds everyone of Clint’s infamous, cringe-inducing spice rub jingle. Meg, Dan, and Clint relive the time Meg bought 60 jars of fancy meat rub for just 7 cents each, leading to a hilarious live jingle showdown. Finally, the trio plays another round of Guess the Fart and caps off the episode with Meg's AI-generated R&B track!