The Edge Breakfast

The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself?
That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave, a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her.
Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast grumbling about a new studio mirror and missing couch, then tease giveaways including a Harry Styles Sydney trip and Olivia Dean tickets. They share a surprising Mr. Bean episode count, take listener facts about platypus milk secretion and venomous males, and run scandal headlines on Kim Kardashian’s dating comments and Andrew Garfield’s fear of fatherhood. The crew debates washing brand-new clothes, plays Easy Money, and reviews Jason Derulo’s high-effort concert. Jack Tame joins to discuss the leaders’ debate and Vote Compass, before the show argues over NZ’s best biscuit—Scotch Finger, Mallow Puff and more.
00:00 Morning Mirror Meltdown
01:30 Show Teasers and Giveaways
02:10 Coffee Catch-Up Mr Bean Fact
04:35 Dan's Mr Bean Impression
05:27 First Caller Platypus Milk
09:09 Scandal Headlines
11:32 Eldest Child Double Standards
12:26 Harry Styles Sign Contest
17:42 How Often to Wash Clothes
25:16 Easy Money Letter
27:46 Jason Derulo Recap
37:08 Pretending You Know Stuff
41:56 Compliment for Tickets
46:28 Name Stereotypes Debate
52:41 Easy Money Letter
55:00 A Lister N
01:09:42 NZ Best Biscuit Fight
01:19:16 Worst Luck

Back from a week off, the team is immediately firing on all cylinders with a mix of chaotic holiday confessions, accidental family walk-ins, and deep parenting chats. Dan takes centre stage with a story about being caught half-manscaped by his mother-in-law. At the same time, Meg breaks down how a kindergarten revelation turned her 4-year-old into a vegetarian overnight. Plus, Clint opens up about having the "birds and the bees" conversation with his kids and why he might actually encourage his son not to wait as long as Dan did!

Clint, Meg, and Dan return from a week off, give away $100 to their first caller, and share stories from the break— including witnessing the classic “When are you due?” blunder. Meg reacts to a viral motherhood ad about parents pretending they’re coping, and Clint describes an unexpected birds-and-bees chat sparked by Scattergories. The team tackles rental disasters, discusses open relationships and survey stats, and introduces a “compliment us to win Olivia Dean tickets” segment. They also celebrate Pure Mama’s surprise Anne Hathaway shout-out, hunt for a business for Meg to endorse, and roast everyone’s first-ever Instagram posts.
00:00 Back From Break
00:44 Too Tired To Function
02:13 Holiday Catch Ups
04:54 First call of the day
07:50 Celebrity Gossip Roundup
11:08 Motherhood Honesty Ad
15:26 Birds and the Bees chat
19:27 Bella Returns To Studio
22:58 Easy Money
26:37 Van Flat Tire
33:07 Open Relationship Stats
38:04 Dan Roleplay Scenario
39:45 Compliment to Win Tickets
44:02 Listeners Compliment Meg
47:11 Easy Money Letter
49:51 Anne Hathaway Shoutout
50:47 Pure Mama interview
56:49 Meg Endorses Business
01:03:09 Instagram Turns 16
01:06:18 First Post Hall Of Shame
01:10:51 Dan’s Cringe Throwback
01:12:21 New Edge Arvo Show

Clint, Meg and Dan are away this week but we've picked out some of our best bits for you.
Todays episode includes an entry from Dan's Diary, Clint, Meg and Dan's Chat GPT wrapped and the famous prank call between Clint's mum Christine and Fitbit