The Edge Breakfast

Meg found a video of a girl who tracked down her dad, only to find his SoundCloud loaded with tracks about taking off panties. Naturally, we spent ten minutes spitting our own wild sex-rap rhymes live on air. Plus, we broke down the absolute chaos of boys' weekends versus girls' trips. Trust us, you’re not ready for this.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Wednesday with Dan’s infamous hula-hoop “thrusting” training, a pact to stop doing open-mouth promo shots, and Meg’s fake-tan rebooking after realizing she wore tatty undies. They take calls on the nationwide cold snap (frozen pipes, refreezing windscreens) and play Easy Money for $1,000. Hazel Houland joins after winning a Commonwealth Games bronze medal. The team swaps “how did I get here?” stories, including a Vanuatu cruise mishap and a Vegas dice incident, then debates pretty privilege after a viral Usher stage moment.
01:40 Awkward Photoshoot Prep
02:53 Fake Tan Undies Panic
05:01 How Cold Is It
08:25 Spider Man Scandal
09:42 First Call Sheree
13:13 Easy Money Challenge
15:43 Wild After Birth Stories
23:20 Cruise App Disaster
25:46 School Bus Driver Detour
26:11 Waterfall Paywall Shock
27:59 Thailand Vape Arrest
29:26 Vegas Dice Assault
32:11 Howick College Remembers
35:52 High School Hall of Shame
40:10 Easy Money Game Fail
42:13 Hazel Ouwehand Interview
46:41 Usher Stage Rejection
51:14 Pretty Privilege Confessions

We thought we were interviewing the All Blacks today, but instead, we ended up reading a listener email from Graham that called Clint completely replaceable. To make up for it, Clint made us tape numbers to our foreheads for a game that spiraled way too fast into Dan asking about Clint’s ass, Meg rating her own looks, and Clint trying to justify drinking 79 beers in December. You're not ready for how out of hand this gets.

Clint, Meg and Dan reunite with the full team (minus Bella in Europe), swap stories about Dan’s less-than-supportive “vomit etiquette,” decode listener Paul’s emoji texts, and debate the weird appeal of Costco hauls, including massive grapes and bulk-buy storage problems. They celebrate swimmer Hazel Hourigan’s Commonwealth Games bronze and discuss butterfly stroke, then run Scandal headlines about Nathan Fillion’s Jason Bateman autograph prank and a teased Selena/Becky collaboration. A first-time caller from Timaru chats, followed by a cautionary tale about a family losing linked Google accounts after a teen’s explicit Gemini Live incident, sparking talk of two-factor authentication. They play Easy Money twice, interview a 12-year-old who mimics bird calls (including a tui), share mums’ bragging habits, cover a Dunedin concert halted by a feces biohazard, and finish with an A-Lister List ranking child stars.
00:00 Morning Roll Call
02:17 Costco Haul Chaos
05:25 Hazel Wins Bronze
08:51 Scandal Headlines
10:32 First Time Caller Sarah
13:05 Naughty Gmail Ban
17:21 Commonwealth Reporter Sven
20:06 Easy Money Game
22:27 Winter Sickness Remedies
27:18 Wild Cold Remedies
30:06 Joe Damon Returns
30:54 Catch Check Choose
33:55 Concert Biohazard Story
37:44 Easy Money Challenge
40:14 Bird Call Prodigy
43:23 Mums Brag Hotline
48:09 Child Star Rankings
51:22 Final A Lister Results

Dan is off sick looking after his family, but he's out here claiming he’s totally immune to the squirts because he has an "iron gut." We literally had to call him live on air to call out this ridiculous claim, and he insists he's never had them in his life!
You are not ready for his absolute wild reasoning on this one—wait until you hear what his doctor supposedly told him!