The Edge Breakfast

Meg kicks things off with an absolute health anxiety crisis after her doctor dropped a casual "can't rule it out" bomb about a bump on her nose. Then things get totally unhinged as Dan reveals his wife has him insured for a casual $900k—making us genuinely concerned she’s going to push him down the stairs—and Clint literally loses his entire house to Meg over a basic geography debate. You’re not ready for this level of chaos, mate.
[00:00] Meg’s "it's not cancer" doctor visit
[02:30] Dan's suspicious $900k insurance policy
[04:47] Exposing Ash London’s legendary studio air purifier drama
[06:05] The great geography debate
[08:34] Is Meg actually smart?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday chatting Auckland FC reaching the grand final, the Warriors’ big win, and a zoo visit where Clint’s son names Meg after an orangutan. They share entertainment “scandal” updates, take calls from April about appearing on Face the Music, and debate when it’s fair for a coach to give their own child player of the day. The “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash callout fails when Shane answers wrong, then Crystal wins. They read Dan’s diary entries, discuss late-in-life realizations and coincidences, cross to Sven at Eurovision, and run the Neutrogena Vault pin-guessing competition.
00:00 Morning Show Kickoff
01:58 Zoo Naming Roast
05:36 Pop Culture Scandal
06:54 First Call of the day
10:20 Naughty 6:40 Coaching
18:57 Shane Misses Call
20:58 Late Life Realizations
28:31 Eurovision With Sven
31:14 Eurovision Chaos Recap
32:30 Neutrogena Vault Challenge
35:20 Songs Ruined By Lyrics
41:01 Listener Song Pet Peeves
42:50 Take The Edge Off Win
46:19 Dan's Diary
49:29 News Radar Spies
53:33 Warriors Injury Scandal
58:59 Coincidence Callers
01:03:57 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We tried to be wholesome for Pink Shirt Day, but it quickly devolved into Clint insulting Meg and Dan being compared to a 65-year-old movie villain. Throw in a stylist roasting Dan’s "naked piglet" shirt and a very awkward round of "Guess the Fart," and you’ve got a classic office spiral. You aren’t ready for this one.
00:00 – The "stupidest noise" stitch-up and the oily duck debate.
01:30 – Pink Shirt Day: Trying (and failing) to do a "nice" Pass the Mic.
03:15 – Dan’s "glow-up" or "illness recovery" look?
04:50 – The Holes comparison: Does Dan look like Jon Voight?
06:45 – Clint’s secret mustache hack: Using mascara to hide the grays.
08:20 – Meg’s "hard worker" reputation vs. her "whinging" reality.
10:10 – Stylist Georgette drops in to roast Dan’s "naked piglet" peach shirt.
12:30 – AI vs. Professional color analysis.
14:00 – The ultimate shame: "Guess the Fart" in front of a guest.

It’s Friday on The Edge with Clint, Meg and Dan as they celebrate Pink Shirt Day, debate Dan’s “peach” shirt, and share stories about invite-list snubs. They run a Blues-themed “More or Less” game ahead of interviewing Blues players Patrick Tuipulotu and Dalton Papali’i, who later help choose a Take the Edge Off winner. Dr. Helena Teede explains the renaming of PCOS to PMOS and why it matters for diagnosis and care. The show also covers celebrity scandal headlines, first caller weekend plans, dating at concerts, reviving make-out sessions without sex, “Dan’s diary,” and funny late-in-life discoveries.
00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter
00:42 Pink Shirt Day Debate
04:51 More Or Less Blues Quiz
08:09 Cute Kid Mispronunciations
08:48 Scandal Headlines
10:17 First Caller Weekend Plans
14:36 Naughty 6:40 Makeout Rules
19:09 Take The Edge Off Winner
22:31 Niall Horan Wedding Scoop
27:40 Snubbed Invite List Calls
32:28 More Scandal Clips
34:07 PCOS Renamed PMOS
38:05 PMOS Symptoms Explained
40:33 Employee Of The Week
44:12 Take The Edge Off Call
48:05 Dans Diary Returns
52:25 Adult Realizations Calls
57:20 Pink Shirt Day Reflection
01:02:25 Blues Players In Studio
01:06:27 Wrap

I’m genuinely worried about Clint. He’s trying to “science” his way into his wife’s pants with a mid-morning text, so we put it to the test live on air. Let’s just say Meg’s husband had a very… efficient response. You aren't ready for the "helicopter" analogy—it’s pure chaos.
00:00 – The merch competition update: Who’s left in the mixer?

01:15 – Portugal, Pele, and a very awkward racial blunder.

02:20 – "The Text That Gets Sex": Clint’s morning experiment.

04:30 – Meg texts her husband "Let’s pleasure each other tonight."

06:05 – The Helicopter Analogy: Dan and Clint get graphic.

08:50 – AI Dilemma: Would you opt-in to "Truth Link"?

10:45 – Dan uses his "filter" (and then immediately breaks it).

12:10 – The verdict on Meg's husband's response.