The Edge Breakfast

Welcome to maths class where the logic is completely made up and our calculator apps are clearly broken. We tackle a brutal listener hypothetical: you get $200,000 for every 5kg you instantly put on. Sounds like an easy win, but it took us five solid minutes of screaming, wild recalculations, and total brain meltdowns just to figure out the math. If you want to feel incredibly smart about your own basic arithmetic, you're going to love this absolute trainwreck of an episode.

00:00 – The World Cup of Countries: Down to the final two!

01:03 – Radio's biggest backstage legal battle.

02:02 – Meg’s "suggested" anger management class.

04:05 – Mailbox: A shoutout from Switzerland.

05:01 – Clint maps out his future geriatric soccer career.

07:44 – Maths Class: The weight-gain hypothetical that broke our brains.

Clint, Meg and Dan recap Clint’s spontaneous night out at Five, while Meg shares her visit to the Wool Festival, meeting Granny McFlitter and buying wool for felting. Listener Amanda calls in about sharing the baby name Miller and her love of felting. The show covers headlines including Ed Sheeran leaving Warner, an Off Campus Season 2 casting update, the Enhanced Games, an AI pet translation collar, and the death of Top Twins’ Jules Topp. They play a “more or less” sales game, promote the Overthinkers podcast, and give “Take the Edge Off My Life” prizes to Renee and Matty. Stacey cracks the Neutrogena vault PIN and wins the sauna prize pack. They discuss cheating tactics like shared locked Notes, reveal Dan’s teen-written Hook musical being staged in June with auditions, debate A-list status for Eminem, Rihanna and Lady Gaga, and wrap with listener calls about songs people lost their virginity to.

00:15 Clint’s Spontaneous Night Out
01:23 Meg’s Wool Festival Confession
04:41 Caller Amanda and Baby Name Twins
08:37 Scandal Headlines Roundup
10:43 Enhanced Games Debate
12:04 AI Pet Translator Collar
13:14 Remembering Jules Topp
15:19 More or Less Viral Products
19:01 Overthinkers Podcast Push
22:19 Take the Edge Off
24:47 Hook Musical Update and Harry Styles
27:54 Virginity Song Callers
34:04 Guess What Challenge
36:56 Stacey Cracks The Pin
39:48 Cheaters Hidden Notes
47:55 Ex Cheater Confessions
51:38 Take The Edge Off
53:43 Hook Musical Returns
59:04 Hook Audition Rules
01:02:10 A List Debate Returns

Dan completely hotboxed himself in his own car over the weekend after hitting a very spicy medium butter chicken. Plus, Meg is being incredibly cagey about our final merch prize pack.
00:00 – Meg plays dumb about the final merch prize pack items.

02:08 – The crew unpacks their slightly awkward mystery promo boxes from Hayu.

03:52 – Six lines to absolutely ruin someone's day.

05:43 – Hotboxing the in-laws: Dan’s spicy curry leads to an incredibly smelly rescue mission.

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about upcoming short work weeks and teacher-only days, then Clint vents about an expensive, erratic $77 taxi ride after Auckland FC’s A-League win. Meg and Dan share a zoo trip where their kids become instant “besties.” The show plays a football-themed “More or Less” quiz, runs scandal headlines (Love on the Spectrum’s Abby and Stephen Colbert), and launches a $5,000 “level up your man” glow-up promo. Meg confesses accidentally stealing mango chutney, prompting listener stories of accidental theft. They give cash in “Take the Edge Off My Life,” discuss a Pornhub Premium data leak with MAFS’s Duncan and cyber safety tips, cover Spotify’s proposed “super fan” ticket access, try cracking the Neutrogena vault, and reveal Dan’s 15-year-old “Hook” monologue musical they plan to stage. Auckland FC’s trophy visits the studio with club leaders after the team’s championship.

02:10 Taxi Fare Rant
04:15 Zoo Kid Romance
05:52 More Or Less Football
09:57 Scandal Headlines
13:07 Chutney Shoplift Confession
17:13 Callers Accidental Thieves
27:18 Take the edge off call
29:32 Pornhub Data Leak
31:36 Cybersecurity Tips
34:38 Spotify Superfan Tickets
39:53 Scandal Headlines
41:15 Neutrogena Vault Guess
44:07 Clint's night out with the boss
49:31 Texts About Boss Fails
53:22 Take the Edge Off Call
57:10 Hook Musical Reveal
01:06:59 Old Awards Debate
01:14:43 Auckland FC Trophy Visit

We are completely spiralling after today's show, and honestly, you are not ready for where this conversation went. What started as a casual chat about the Disney movie Cars somehow devolved into Dan's naked escapades on a Portuguese nude beach and Clint's apparently "pendulum-like" situation. Yes, Meg actually brought our children's lives into it to prove a point about Clint's anatomy, and now we can never look at him the same way again.
Plus, we are officially nominated for a Radio Award, but Dan might have completely ruined our chances of winning before we even step foot on the red carpet. We even rehearsed our acceptance speech, and let’s just say it gets incredibly messy fast. Grab your headphones, because this one is pure, unadulterated chaos from start to finish.