The Edge Breakfast

With Clint out, Cal jumps into the hot seat alongside Dan and Meg as sparks fly over New Zealand’s raging fireworks debate, pitting pet-trauma panic against full-blown nanny-state outrage (plus an unprovoked attack on Meg’s fast-fashion cart). Then, absolute chaos takes over as the crew pulls from TikTok’s "20 Easiest Impressions". Watch Meg channel pure voice-acting gold while Cal suffers a legendary meltdown attempting Christopher Walken and a wildly unhinged Owen Wilson!

Cal, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday with Dan’s “tough love” motorway cat rescue, Meg’s five-year-old learning sarcasm, and a debate on whether you must warn your partner before inviting friends over. Scandal covers Olivia Rodrigo teasing a Christmas song and Taika Waititi clapping back at critics. The team chats to Elvis, a Tongan runner going viral for dancing at the New York Marathon, plays Easy Money, and asks listeners when they peaked early. Plus: a saucy CarPlay text mishap, best-friend “bits,” the Imposter dating story game, a Marketing Monday jingle for Dear Dog, and Love Jeanie’s dating red flags.
01:08 Daisy Learns Sarcasm
03:25 Let's Settle this
07:24 Scandal
09:56 First Call of the day
12:54 Marketing Monday Jingle
15:36 Elvis From NYC
19:49 Easy Money
21:56 Youngest F1 Champion
23:45 Peaked Too Early
28:57 Melbourne Cup Name Game
32:13 Scandal
34:17 CarPlay Text Disaster
38:11 Bits With Best Mates
48:46 Imposter
57:45 Marketing Monday Jingle
01:01:02 Love Jeanie

What happens when you mix innocent pottery classes with Apple CarPlay and a very ill-timed spicy text? Absolute disaster. In this episode, Dan comes clean about a weekend texting fail that left his wife mortified and her sister traumatized. But before we get to Dan’s "vanilla" dirty talk, we’re ruining the movie Babe with a horrifying bacon rumor, defending a 26-year-old listener named Gary, and debating why you absolutely cannot name a baby just for the cutesy baby phase. Plus, Meg confronts the reality that her name is secretly the most popular dog name in the country. Buckle up!

Clint is still away on safari in Kenya, so Cal joins Meg and Dan for a Monday catch-up covering Halloween trick-or-treating, teens at the door, and Dan’s embarrassing phone calculator history. They share scandal headlines including Harry Styles’ emotional New York residency wrap and Taylor Swift paying Nelly $50k for a brief surprise performance. Listener calls weigh in on marrying young, while Cal admits calling noise control after late-night celebrations. The team debates who should pay on a first date, launches a new week of the dating-story “Impostor” game, crowns a Festie Bestie winner, and picks a dog skincare startup for Marketing Monday—plus an office mystery involving a half-eaten Nutella jar.
04:50 Calculator History Roast
07:34 Scandal Headlines
10:04 First Call of the day
13:27 Naughty 640
20:29 Easy Money
22:16 Young Wedding Debate
30:20 What You Got Updates
34:05 I Saw The Sign Challenge
37:33 Who Pays First Date
44:18 Easy Money
46:30 Imposter Story One
53:55 Festie Besties Winner
55:28 Marketing Monday Jingles

Between debating a 3-metre telepathy dilemma and reliving Dan’s explosive hallway meltdown at Carl, the crew unpacks a nightmare hotel room trip to Taylor Swift, Dan's undercover second dinner at Nando's, chafed nipple survival tips, and an explosive gym fart sent via voice memo from Clint in Africa.