The Edge Breakfast

We are completely spiralling after today's show, and honestly, you are not ready for where this conversation went. What started as a casual chat about the Disney movie Cars somehow devolved into Dan's naked escapades on a Portuguese nude beach and Clint's apparently "pendulum-like" situation. Yes, Meg actually brought our children's lives into it to prove a point about Clint's anatomy, and now we can never look at him the same way again.
Plus, we are officially nominated for a Radio Award, but Dan might have completely ruined our chances of winning before we even step foot on the red carpet. We even rehearsed our acceptance speech, and let’s just say it gets incredibly messy fast. Grab your headphones, because this one is pure, unadulterated chaos from start to finish.

Clint, Meg and Dan celebrate The Edge rating #1 in Christchurch, and take a hilarious first call from Dave the truckie, who claims he can suck air into his bum and fart it back out maybe even inflate a balloon. They discuss Jeff Bezos’ tax comments, run New Music Friday, and give away $200 petrol to a Hamilton listener. New producer Brady debuts Producer Diaries, Ollie Sail previews Auckland FC’s grand final, and Dan’s final diary entry is read. The team tease a big mystery find from Dan’s mum’s attic for Monday, help a listener win Westlife tickets for her mum with stage three breast cancer, and award a $500 Woolworths voucher for an awkward “meditation” mix-up.
Hit the spot will be up exclusively on rova, we are getting hit with some crazy copyright at the moment so you will be able to find it there.
00:00 Show Cold Open
00:08 MJ Costume Prep
02:18 Christchurch Ratings Win
04:47 First Call Dave
06:20 Wind Pluck Talent
09:39 Scandal Headlines
10:10 Bezos Tax Debate
11:49 New Music Friday
17:02 Take The Edge Off
17:46 Hamilton Cash Drop
21:01 Brady Producer Diary
26:44 Neutrogena Vault Game
28:07 Pin Code Guess Fails
28:44 Secret Words Setup
29:40 Ollie Sail Interview
33:11 Reveal The Word Game
34:28 Final Dans Diary Entry
37:46 Mystery Attic Find Tease
41:04 Clues For Monday Reveal
43:48 Take The Edge Call
47:36 Good Story Boost
52:19 Christchurch Ratings Win
54:05 Christchurch Song Replay
57:44 Wrap Up And Plugs

We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want—but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it’s too late!
00:00 – The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast.
00:46 – A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show.
01:14 – Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts. 01:51 – Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening.
02:44 – Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase.
03:22 – Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen).
04:12 – Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off.
04:54 – Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team.
05:54 – Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.

Clint, Meg and Dan tease an embargoed tour announcement, chat a stacked NZ concert calendar, and Clint reveals a new Japan-inspired tattoo. In “More or Less,” they compare Spotify streams for solo artists versus their former bands (including Beyoncé/Destiny’s Child and Harry Styles/One Direction). Scandal headlines cover Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell praising Harry Styles, plus Niall Horan on the 1D group chat. Listeners win giveaways, discuss holiday-ruining mishaps, and try cracking the Neutrogena vault. The big reveal: Post Malone returns to New Zealand (21 Oct). The episode also features Dan’s Diary, tattoo regret calls, and a debate about nurses being the biggest partiers.
00:00 Morning Show Kickoff
01:34 Clints New Tattoo Story
02:24 Japan Trip Inspiration
04:17 More or Less Streams
07:31 Scandal Headlines
10:13 First Caller Nikki
13:05 Enhanced Games Madness
17:47 Overthinkers Podcast Plug
20:38 Take The Edge Off Call
22:52 Holiday Ruined Stories
34:20 Off Campus hype
38:08 In Laws watch fails
38:47 Scandal headlines
27:01 Neutrogena vault guess
43:13 Wedding surname games
49:58 Post Malone announced
52:21 Take The Edge Off win
54:04 Hit the spot tease
55:37 Dans Diary chaos
59:37 Tattoo regret hotline
01:03:41 Nurses party stereotype
01:10:05 Enhanced Games tease

We went from zero to one hundred way too fast today. It all started with a simple country elimination and somehow devolved into whether Dan got drooled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo—or if it was something way worse. You are absolutely not ready for the rabbit hole we fell down trying to figure out if you can tell the difference between tiger spit and tiger jiz.
To settle a separate argument about what a "chuff" actually is, we even ended up asking a medical expert a very questionable question. Plus, we put ourselves through a hypothetical lie detector test to find out if we're actually cool.
00:00 - Whipping out France from the country jar.

00:30 - The surprisingly real history of French kissing.

01:13 - Dan gets dribbled on by a tiger at the Auckland Zoo.

01:34 - The great tiger jiz vs. tiger saliva debate.

02:27 - What on earth is a chuff? (Spoiler: It has a lot of definitions).

03:10 - Can you get pregnant from anal sex? We ask a medical expert.

04:00 - The lie detector test: Are we actually cool?

05:15 - Meg's drumming skills and embarrassing BP moments.

06:12 - Why does Dan bounce when he walks and does Meg waddle?