The Edge Breakfast

Dan completely hotboxed himself in his own car over the weekend after hitting a very spicy medium butter chicken. Plus, Meg is being incredibly cagey about our final merch prize pack.
00:00 – Meg plays dumb about the final merch prize pack items.

02:08 – The crew unpacks their slightly awkward mystery promo boxes from Hayu.

03:52 – Six lines to absolutely ruin someone's day.

05:43 – Hotboxing the in-laws: Dan’s spicy curry leads to an incredibly smelly rescue mission.

Clint, Meg and Dan chat about upcoming short work weeks and teacher-only days, then Clint vents about an expensive, erratic $77 taxi ride after Auckland FC’s A-League win. Meg and Dan share a zoo trip where their kids become instant “besties.” The show plays a football-themed “More or Less” quiz, runs scandal headlines (Love on the Spectrum’s Abby and Stephen Colbert), and launches a $5,000 “level up your man” glow-up promo. Meg confesses accidentally stealing mango chutney, prompting listener stories of accidental theft. They give cash in “Take the Edge Off My Life,” discuss a Pornhub Premium data leak with MAFS’s Duncan and cyber safety tips, cover Spotify’s proposed “super fan” ticket access, try cracking the Neutrogena vault, and reveal Dan’s 15-year-old “Hook” monologue musical they plan to stage. Auckland FC’s trophy visits the studio with club leaders after the team’s championship.

02:10 Taxi Fare Rant
04:15 Zoo Kid Romance
05:52 More Or Less Football
09:57 Scandal Headlines
13:07 Chutney Shoplift Confession
17:13 Callers Accidental Thieves
27:18 Take the edge off call
29:32 Pornhub Data Leak
31:36 Cybersecurity Tips
34:38 Spotify Superfan Tickets
39:53 Scandal Headlines
41:15 Neutrogena Vault Guess
44:07 Clint's night out with the boss
49:31 Texts About Boss Fails
53:22 Take the Edge Off Call
57:10 Hook Musical Reveal
01:06:59 Old Awards Debate
01:14:43 Auckland FC Trophy Visit

We are completely spiralling after today's show, and honestly, you are not ready for where this conversation went. What started as a casual chat about the Disney movie Cars somehow devolved into Dan's naked escapades on a Portuguese nude beach and Clint's apparently "pendulum-like" situation. Yes, Meg actually brought our children's lives into it to prove a point about Clint's anatomy, and now we can never look at him the same way again.
Plus, we are officially nominated for a Radio Award, but Dan might have completely ruined our chances of winning before we even step foot on the red carpet. We even rehearsed our acceptance speech, and let’s just say it gets incredibly messy fast. Grab your headphones, because this one is pure, unadulterated chaos from start to finish.

Clint, Meg and Dan celebrate The Edge rating #1 in Christchurch, and take a hilarious first call from Dave the truckie, who claims he can suck air into his bum and fart it back out maybe even inflate a balloon. They discuss Jeff Bezos’ tax comments, run New Music Friday, and give away $200 petrol to a Hamilton listener. New producer Brady debuts Producer Diaries, Ollie Sail previews Auckland FC’s grand final, and Dan’s final diary entry is read. The team tease a big mystery find from Dan’s mum’s attic for Monday, help a listener win Westlife tickets for her mum with stage three breast cancer, and award a $500 Woolworths voucher for an awkward “meditation” mix-up.
Hit the spot will be up exclusively on rova, we are getting hit with some crazy copyright at the moment so you will be able to find it there.
00:00 Show Cold Open
00:08 MJ Costume Prep
02:18 Christchurch Ratings Win
04:47 First Call Dave
06:20 Wind Pluck Talent
09:39 Scandal Headlines
10:10 Bezos Tax Debate
11:49 New Music Friday
17:02 Take The Edge Off
17:46 Hamilton Cash Drop
21:01 Brady Producer Diary
26:44 Neutrogena Vault Game
28:07 Pin Code Guess Fails
28:44 Secret Words Setup
29:40 Ollie Sail Interview
33:11 Reveal The Word Game
34:28 Final Dans Diary Entry
37:46 Mystery Attic Find Tease
41:04 Clues For Monday Reveal
43:48 Take The Edge Call
47:36 Good Story Boost
52:19 Christchurch Ratings Win
54:05 Christchurch Song Replay
57:44 Wrap Up And Plugs

We completely lost our minds this morning over a wild hypothetical game called 'The Memory Trade'. Imagine being offered the chance to instantly become world-class at absolutely any skill you want—but the catch is you have to completely erase one whole year of your past memories. Wait until you hear the year Dan chose to throw away and the shockingly accurate secret talent Clinton wants in return. Hit play and join the group chat before it’s too late!
00:00 – The team breaks the search engines looking for a very niche adult podcast.
00:46 – A pitch to get Julie, Philippa, and Christine to host a mums-only breakfast show.
01:14 – Why there are no all-female radio shows and the secret behind successful podcasts. 01:51 – Meg introduces 'The Memory Trade' and Dan immediately stops listening.
02:44 – Dan chooses which year of his life he wants to completely erase.
03:22 – Dan reveals his ultimate driving skill fantasy (featuring Lightning McQueen).
04:12 – Clint breaks down his ultimate bedroom skill trade-off.
04:54 – Dan outlines his highly illegal, chaotic plan to join a Formula 1 team.
05:54 – Clint shows off his celebrity impression skills until Meg walks out.