The Edge Breakfast

Clint and Dan are joined by Lucy while Meg recovers at home. The crew kicks off with a spirited physical roast, from measuring eye lengths to debating whether Dan has an underbite, before diving down a bizarre Guinness World Records rabbit hole involving 66-year-old fingernails and the logistics of intimate life.

Meg is off sick so Lucy fills in as the team reacts to a shocking attack on an Australian politician and shares Lucy’s unsettling encounter while walking, sparking a discussion on safety and raising respectful boys. Listeners confess secrets, including a teen locker-room fire, and the crew debates how long a voice message is too long. They cover quick scandal headlines, play Easy Money, and share awkward “teacher in the wild” sightings. “Hit The Spot” voting selects Miley Cyrus’ “Wrecking Ball,” with plans for an over-the-top studio setup. They launch a sign promo for Electric Ave tickets, preview the Imposter dating edition to win Sydney trips, chat to a Love Island Australia bombshell, debate GTA NPC flirting, swap worst-timed holiday stories, and check in with the Arvo Show living in a camper van at Spark.
00:00 Morning Kickoff
00:46 Early Text Awards
02:25 Lucy Street Encounter
05:46 Secret Confessions Call
09:49 Scandal Headlines
11:38 Voice Message Limits
16:55 Naughty 640 Dakota
22:41 Hit The Spot Voting
25:07 Easy Money 27:16 Teachers In The Wild
34:24 Sign Promotion Contest
38:52 Westpac Studio Tap
39:20 Teacher Wins Grocery Spree
41:08 Imposter Game Returns
42:41 Wild Dating Story Teasers
45:34 Love Island Bombshell Interview
49:14 Easy Money
52:50 Hit The Spot desicion
56:59 GTA NPC Flirting Debate
01:06:34 Paris Riots Holiday Timing
01:14:48 Arvo Show Campervan Chaos

We thought we were having a normal morning with Lucy filling in until she genuinely asked if porcupines live forever because they are nocturnal.
Between measuring eyeball distance live on air and exposing Dan's childhood mermaid costumes, things spiralled fast. Grab your headphones, you are not ready for this mess!

Meg is away sick so Lucy fills in as Clint and Dan kick off Tuesday with early-texter medal awards, a debate about scheduling texts and using ChatGPT for grocery lists, and Clint’s mission to catch a mouse humanely. Caller Alice returns with a story about her sister winning the South African lotto and the crew gives away $100. Scandal includes Selena Gomez saying vaping changed her voice and Kings of Leon announcing a 2027 Auckland Domain show. Comedian Chopper joins to plug his NZ tour, Gemma shares doing Olivia Dean’s nails backstage, Dan debuts a chaotic Macarena jingle, listeners share wild “right after birth” stories, and the team tackles A-lister rankings, forever engagements, and more giveaways.
02:20 Mouse Droppings Panic
05:50 First Call Alice Returns
09:43 Scandal
11:47 Chopper Gold Interview
15:40 Olivia Deans Nail artist
20:16 Easy money
22:45 Marketing Monday
30:06 Postpartum Pressure Talk
37:16 Kings of Leon Giveaway
39:04 Tuesday News Radar
41:37 Brutally Honest Dating Cons
46:06 Westpac Studio Tap Win
48:34 Easy Money
50:36 A Lister Debate
58:04 Hit The Spot Song Vote
01:01:47 Forever Engagement Stats
01:05:24 Longest Engagement Calls

Dan gets into a full-blown yelling match with a nosy neighbour over sidewalk parking, complete with Hannah stepping in and threats of running people over. Meanwhile, Meg puts Dan's intelligence to the test with a "Quiz for Dummies" to redeem his math abilities from last week, featuring a lifeline call to Clint and a very confusing riddle about cats and mice. Plus, the team tracks down an old booster math classmate, and the studio text machine gets flooded with NSFW insults.