The Edge Breakfast

We’re spiraling over what our lives are actually worth. Would you shave a year off your clock for a million bucks? Clint’s got a specific "retirement" number that’s borderline offensive, Dan’s planning his life as a dangerous billionaire, and we unpack an influencer’s absolute DM meltdown. It gets deep, messy, and very expensive.
00:00 – The $1 Million button: Trading life for cash

01:50 – Clint’s weird premonition about dying at 62

03:05 – Dan’s toast break and the $10 Million "Job Quitting" number

04:25 – The Teleportation Gamble: Instant death or $10 Million?

05:50 – Dan’s secret spot in the Kaimai Ranges

07:45 – If Dan was a billionaire: Paying Meg to fart in the boss’s face

09:30 – James Charles' influencer meltdown: "No bitch, get a job"

11:55 – Clint’s sponsor child Ali-Ali Jumma and the "Goat" charity gift

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with their first take the edge off call that pays for Natalie’s daughter’s $325 ball dress. They unpack Mother’s Day expectations and share hall of fame/shame stories, then debate a study claiming the average time a man lasts in bed is 16 minutes, with a lesbian caller saying sessions can last hours. Jack Tame joins to discuss his TV special “You, Me and Aussie” about whether moving to Australia is worth it, followed by listeners who moved and returned. The team covers Rihanna’s kids’ scribble tattoo, listeners’ regrettable tattoos, an AMA with Summer Roberts about gigantomastia and we get the latest episode of Dans Diary
02:01 Mothers Day Chaos
05:33 Scandal Headlines
07:13 First Call of the day
10:57 Naughty 6:40
18:58 Take The Edge Off Call
21:07 Jack Tame talks "You me and Aussie" TV special
25:12 Aussie Move Regrets
30:09 Rihanna's new tattoo
33:29 Tattoo regrets
38:27 Gigantomastia AMA with Summer Roberts
42:21 Big Boob Problems
45:09 Dans Diary
47:53 Attenborough Turns 100
51:45 Are you the black sheep of your family?
56:47 Mothers Day hall of fame or shame
01:04:07 Met Gala Bicker
01:07:20 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We kicked things off with a massive announcement that Westlife is officially heading to New Zealand next July. This sparked a heated debate about when the "birthday weekend" actually happens if your big day falls on a Wednesday. Meg is convinced you have to celebrate the weekend after because you aren't actually the new age yet, while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to stretch the party for as long as possible.
Things took a turn for the weird when Meg dug up an old article from when she was 25 where she claimed she was "sick" of Taylor Swift. She barely recognised her own voice or her face from back then, let alone her taste in music. Clint chimed in saying he still sees the same guy inside himself, even if that guy is prone to some pretty questionable life choices.
Speaking of questionable choices, Clint finally shared the full story of his infamous wedding haka. He was the celebrant for the ceremony but ended up shirtless on the transport bus at the end of the night, performing for a group of Australians who had never seen a haka in person. The cringe was real as he described the sober bride watching from the front of the bus while he gave it his absolute all.
To finish us off, we entered a bizarre competition over who produces the most saliva. Dan claims he has a "regular swallowing system," but the audio evidence of everyone trying to spit on command says otherwise. It got messy, it got brown (thanks to Meg’s coffee), and it’s definitely something you’ll have to hear to believe.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday with headphone drama and banter, then Dan recounts taking his son to Auckland Zoo, getting dripped on by a tiger and embarrassing himself climbing up a slide rescue. They celebrate David Attenborough turning 100, chat to long-time listeners who are truck drivers, and bring back “Hit The Spot” with Dan attempting Mumford & Sons for a Mother’s Day tie-in. The team plays a Mother’s Day trivia game, talks weekend sport with Laura McGoldrick, and Dan fails to convince a Canterbury mechanic to support the Blues. The team see who is Employee of the Week, Scandal includes KJ Apa and Kevin Hart, and Fire Chief Dave Phillips discusses underfunding and breakdowns in NZ Fire Service. They debate “hot or not” hobbies, award a Mother’s Day prize to Lisa, and Meg shares a chaotic bean-and-salad disaster day.
00:00 Unhinged Show Intro
01:51 Zoo Trip and Tiger Juice
02:57 Slide Rescue Disaster
04:51 Attenborough Turns 100
06:14 First Calls and Truck Talk
09:59 Hit The Spot Practice Run
13:44 Mothers Day Quiz Game
17:13 Laura McGoldrick Sports Preview
22:16 Who Dares Blues Pledge Prank
25:22 Employee of the Week Roast
29:26 Scandal Headlines Roundup
30:45 Fire Service Funding Crisis
34:45 Hot Or Not Hobbies
40:17 Listener Hobbies Hotline
44:49 Hit The Spot Mothers Day
47:49 Mothers Day Letter Surprise
52:11 Meg Worst Day Ever
01:01:11 Burnt Toast Theory Wrap
01:02:31 Final Sign Off

We’ve spiraled into chaos today, from debating if our boss is "hot" to Dan reliving a "stiffy webby" trauma involving Speedos and Roman Jandals. Plus, Clint’s 9-year-old is juggling three crushes, and we’re trying to figure out if being "honest and plain" is actually a compliment.
00:00 – Hot Chocolate Energy and the "Hot Boss" debate.

02:08 – The Cute, Funny, Sexy, Smart game (and why Dan is "Plain").

04:36 – Clint’s 9-year-old son is a total player.

06:50 – Dan’s Speedos and the "Stiffy Webby" core memory.

08:15 – The Roman Jandal escape and "Lymph Node" flirting.