The Edge Breakfast

Between debating a 3-metre telepathy dilemma and reliving Dan’s explosive hallway meltdown at Carl, the crew unpacks a nightmare hotel room trip to Taylor Swift, Dan's undercover second dinner at Nando's, chafed nipple survival tips, and an explosive gym fart sent via voice memo from Clint in Africa.

Dan and Meg host Edge Breakfast while Clint is in Africa, chatting Halloween plans, trick-or-treating etiquette, and when Christmas celebrations should start. They cover pop culture gossip including Wicked press tour discourse and the suggestive Dune Part 3 popcorn bucket, play Easy Money, and share Dan’s infamous childhood ‘ditched undies’ story that sparks listener confessions. Relationship advice heats up over whether revenge cheating is ever justified. In the Imposter game, listeners back Maya, who admits she lied, revealing Amanda told the truth. The show also gives away Katseye tickets and ends with Freaky Friday spooky stories, including eerie kid encounters and unexplained happenings.

00:00 Halloween Kickoff Chat

00:13 Trick or Treat Debate

02:59 Ghosting Horror Stories

04:25 Celebrity Scandal Roundup

06:30 First Call Imposter Game

10:17 When Christmas Starts

14:26 Clint in Africa Giving Back

17:07 Easy Money Challenge

19:11 Ditching Undies Confessions

21:52 Callers Share Undies Dumps

26:23 Employee of the Week Carl

28:30 Carl Button Bloopers

29:18 Worst Halloween Treats

30:23 Bronze Silver Gold Rankings

33:16 Listener Candy Horror Stories

34:31 Cheating Revenge Dilemma

38:17 Calls On Cheating Back

41:37 Easy Money Quiz

43:54 Impostor Jury Deliberation

47:26 Winner Reveal Twist

50:58 Katseye Tickets Chat

53:33 Freaky Friday Spooky Stories

57:36 More Ghost Calls Finale

Are we living in a simulation, or are we all just being tracked? Dan, Meg, and Carl unpack listener Adam’s unreal story of bumping into the same high school acquaintance across five different countrie, from a Thai beach to a Costa Rican library. The team dives down a Reddit rabbit hole of mind-bending coincidences, featuring a hang-glider crash that reunited long-lost Kiwi mates, a phone misdial that called the guy sitting directly opposite on the train, and the uncanny feeling that everyday strangers are just malfunctioning NPCs.

Clint, Meg and Dan run Edge Breakfast while sick voices take over, swapping stories from facials to Dan’s awkward stool sample drop-off. They discuss mindless comfort TV, celebrity scandal headlines (Jennifer Lawrence’s school lie and a Hunger Games reunion, plus Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato’s makeup collab), and play Upgrade/Downgrade comparing childhood dream jobs to current roles. Easy Money sees Grace and Jade narrowly miss $1,000 with letters J and M. The team also hears mistaken-identity and travel mishap calls, pushes a listener sign-posting contest for Electric Ave tickets, and continues Dating Imposters with three competing stories (Amanda, Maya, Jesse) as listeners debate who’s telling the truth. The episode ends with Dan’s infamous childhood embarrassment about soiled undies and avoiding someone from his past, prompting more listener confessions.
02:01 Dan Stool Sample Fiasco
04:30 Mindless TV Comfort Shows
07:50 Scandal Headlines
10:21 First Call Hugs And Lies
15:06 Upgrade Or Downgrade
22:19 Easy Money
24:30 Meg Kmart Mistaken Worker
32:33 Imposters Recap
34:50 Poster Sign Challenge
40:50 Listener Travel Mishaps
45:35 Easy Money
47:33 Final Imposter Story
56:45 Boomer Dating Advice
01:00:29 Spider Man Undies Story
01:03:52 Who Are You Avoiding

Producer Carl fills in as Edge Breakfast dives into Philippa’s hilarious misheard lyrics (“born to be” vs “butter bean”), then listeners share big family drama, including a brother’s emotional affair that forces relatives into the fallout. The team opens the phones on the brutally honest things kids say, sparking stories about “vaginas” and body-part mix-ups. They play Easy Money (letters I and Q), swap right-text-wrong-person disasters, and kick off the Love Island Australia “Imposter” dating-story game. Plus: ridiculous real names, Prince William’s childhood career dreams, red flags revealed too late, and listeners promoting the show with creative signs—including a car wrap.
00:41 Mum Misheard Lyrics
03:15 Family Drama Calls
06:36 Scandal Update
09:18 Anonymous Affair Reveal
13:02 Mean Things Kids Say
19:58 Easy Money
22:33 Wrong Text Chaos
32:46 Funny Names Segment
36:49 Upgrade Downgrade
43:22 Easy Money
46:08 Imposter Dating Twist
53:30 Dan Fakes Hypnosis
58:51 Red Flags Too Late
01:05:02 Listener Marketing Stunts