The Edge Breakfast

We tried to be wholesome for Pink Shirt Day, but it quickly devolved into Clint insulting Meg and Dan being compared to a 65-year-old movie villain. Throw in a stylist roasting Dan’s "naked piglet" shirt and a very awkward round of "Guess the Fart," and you’ve got a classic office spiral. You aren’t ready for this one.
00:00 – The "stupidest noise" stitch-up and the oily duck debate.
01:30 – Pink Shirt Day: Trying (and failing) to do a "nice" Pass the Mic.
03:15 – Dan’s "glow-up" or "illness recovery" look?
04:50 – The Holes comparison: Does Dan look like Jon Voight?
06:45 – Clint’s secret mustache hack: Using mascara to hide the grays.
08:20 – Meg’s "hard worker" reputation vs. her "whinging" reality.
10:10 – Stylist Georgette drops in to roast Dan’s "naked piglet" peach shirt.
12:30 – AI vs. Professional color analysis.
14:00 – The ultimate shame: "Guess the Fart" in front of a guest.

It’s Friday on The Edge with Clint, Meg and Dan as they celebrate Pink Shirt Day, debate Dan’s “peach” shirt, and share stories about invite-list snubs. They run a Blues-themed “More or Less” game ahead of interviewing Blues players Patrick Tuipulotu and Dalton Papali’i, who later help choose a Take the Edge Off winner. Dr. Helena Teede explains the renaming of PCOS to PMOS and why it matters for diagnosis and care. The show also covers celebrity scandal headlines, first caller weekend plans, dating at concerts, reviving make-out sessions without sex, “Dan’s diary,” and funny late-in-life discoveries.
00:00 Friday Kickoff Banter
00:42 Pink Shirt Day Debate
04:51 More Or Less Blues Quiz
08:09 Cute Kid Mispronunciations
08:48 Scandal Headlines
10:17 First Caller Weekend Plans
14:36 Naughty 6:40 Makeout Rules
19:09 Take The Edge Off Winner
22:31 Niall Horan Wedding Scoop
27:40 Snubbed Invite List Calls
32:28 More Scandal Clips
34:07 PCOS Renamed PMOS
38:05 PMOS Symptoms Explained
40:33 Employee Of The Week
44:12 Take The Edge Off Call
48:05 Dans Diary Returns
52:25 Adult Realizations Calls
57:20 Pink Shirt Day Reflection
01:02:25 Blues Players In Studio
01:06:27 Wrap

I’m genuinely worried about Clint. He’s trying to “science” his way into his wife’s pants with a mid-morning text, so we put it to the test live on air. Let’s just say Meg’s husband had a very… efficient response. You aren't ready for the "helicopter" analogy—it’s pure chaos.
00:00 – The merch competition update: Who’s left in the mixer?

01:15 – Portugal, Pele, and a very awkward racial blunder.

02:20 – "The Text That Gets Sex": Clint’s morning experiment.

04:30 – Meg texts her husband "Let’s pleasure each other tonight."

06:05 – The Helicopter Analogy: Dan and Clint get graphic.

08:50 – AI Dilemma: Would you opt-in to "Truth Link"?

10:45 – Dan uses his "filter" (and then immediately breaks it).

12:10 – The verdict on Meg's husband's response.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show with their “take the edge off” cash giveaways and chat about Spotify turning 20 and revealing listeners’ all-time top songs. Dan shares an embarrassing park encounter while packing up his remote-control car, and the team surprises night-shift security guard Richie with a $500 Woolworths voucher via the Boost button. They discuss Meg’s on-air swearing slip during a segment about the Broadcasting Standards Authority, then open the phones for stories about horrible teachers. More listeners win money for bills and groceries, and the hosts react to a news story about a Pak’nSave Lotto worker being let go after 30 years with minimal notice. The episode includes Dan’s diary, a call to his friend Chris, pay-rise advice from a SEEK career coach, and the team’s and listeners’ most-played Spotify songs.
00:00 Show Kickoff
01:33 Dan Remote Car Cringe
05:51 First Call of the day
09:53 Scandal
12:17 Naughty 6:40
16:43 Worst Teachers Stories
26:52 Take The Edge Off Winner
29:36 Years of Service Gifts
37:31 Boomer Book Takes
42:17 Pay Rise Expert Tips
46:45 Listener Negotiation Stories
49:43 Take The Edge Off Call
52:21 Dans Diary Confession
56:23 Calling Chris In New York
59:33 Spotify 20 Wrapped
01:03:54 Listeners Top Songs
01:08:19 Niall Horan Wedding Slip
01:11:30 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We’re diving into absolute chaos today after Meg decides Clint needs a "sexy" emo makeover with a brown eyeliner pen. Honestly, he looks less like Johnny Depp and more like a pirate who’s had a very rough night at sea. But the real drama starts when we unpack the mystery of a certain handprint left on a steamy shower glass—Dan, we all saw the demonstration, and the glove definitely fits! You’re not ready for how fast this one goes off the rails.

00:00 – The "Hostess with the Mostess" and 5:30 AM face problems.

01:05 – Clint’s emo makeover: The eyeliner incident.

03:15 – Dan’s "Foundation" fears and the Peking Duk connection.

04:50 – Meg’s "Everything Shower" and those niche shower steamers.

05:40 – The Mystery of the Shower Handprint: Dan gets exposed.

08:00 – Headstone Quotes: Clint’s "arrogant" legacy.

10:15 – ChatGPT tries (and fails) to write Meg’s respectful eulogy.

12:30 – "Dan Wobby" and the iPad grave idea.