The Edge Breakfast

Catch up on the wildest, funniest, and most unhinged moments of the week with Clint, Meg, and Dan! From pregnancy pranks and hilarious "out-of-context" slip-ups to stomach-turning tales of the worst things ever found in coffee cups, this week's highlights are packed with non-stop banter.

Clint and Meg catch Meg doing the absolute furthest thing from radio prep during the ad breaks, drooling over an insanely expensive, hyper-specific piece of cast iron cookware. This leads the crew down a rabbit hole of their most bougie possessions and what they would grab first if their houses were burning down to avoid ultimate post-fire embarrassment. Plus, Dan gets caught in a massive lie about an "exotic" item sitting in his bedside table, a listener asks for dating app advice regarding flatpack garden furniture, and producer Carl’s daughter Goldie gives her blunt review of the show.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with a message from security guard Richie and a debate about Batman’s undies, then Meg vents about a neighbour who keeps dropping off deformed produce and half-eaten food. They “settle” whether adults should make their beds, share Scandal updates on Jennifer Lawrence’s first Instagram Reel and a Spice Girls singles collection, and crown the final Flat Idol finalist as voting opens for R&V tickets. The team also plays a looks-rating “die if you’re wrong” game, Easy Money, discusses Warriors jinxes, complains about “circling back” emails and RSVPs, roasts “close to selling out,” and swaps gravy train freebie stories.
01:18 Deformed Veg Neighbour
04:55 Let's Settle this
09:07 Scandal
11:25 Flats Idol Recap
14:22 Rate Us Out Ten
21:59 Easy Money
24:05 Producers Diary Highlights
30:59 Warriors Jinx Plan
31:34 Venting Isnt Helpful
35:37 MKTO Nearly Sold Out
41:45 Easy Money
44:03 Free Haircut Gravy Train
53:04 Flats Idol Final Song

The team navigates home tenancy panic, relationship dynamics, and high-stakes self-assessments.
Dan reveals a growing domestic crisis involving a decaying fruit tree that belonged to his landlord's mother, a misidentification of citrus varieties, and the silent treatment over text. Clint brings a theory to the table about "punching" above your weight class in relationships, questioning whether lower-rated partners actually see themselves as lower-rated or if they’re settling for less than a 10. Finally, the trio plays a deadly rating game where they must guess where 100 strangers would place them on a 1-to-10 scale within a 0.5 margin of error, leading to wild overestimations, surprisingly low self-esteem, and unexpected compliments.

Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off Thursday with Clint’s attempted snack-and-beer cutback, only to be derailed by Cadbury blocks and a Kiwi snack “More or Less” game. They chat Scandal updates (Spice Girls tease and Sydney Sweeney’s ad), take calls including Susie’s painful stair fall, and run Easy Money with chaotic attempts on letters F and T. Meg shares a wild post-surgery moment where she wanted to prank her worried husband, nails a mispronounced-words challenge (except “bourgeois”), and reads a brutal Korean dermatology email offering “fat reduction” and Botox. Dan discusses his viral TikToks, a Warriors jinx “Worriers” bunker idea, and Apple’s pricey new foldable iPhone.
01:37 Gym Reality Check Diet Talk
04:55 First Call
08:24 Scandal
11:09 More or Less
14:59 Meg Birth Surgery Prank Confession
22:59 Easy Money
26:23 Dream Dinner Guests
35:16 Pronunciation Challenge
44:52 Dan The Role Model
49:49 Easy Money
51:40 Warriors Jinx Bunker
01:00:40 Flats Idol Finalist
01:05:13 Korean Skincare Email
01:09:44 Apple Fold Phone Prices