The Edge Breakfast

We’re having a bit of an existential crisis today after some massive bombshells dropped! Dan’s been digging through his old high school diaries and it is honestly tragic—we're talking "pizza for dinner" immediately after a failed workout. But things get real messy when Dan reveals he knows a massive secret about a friend's partner being on Tinder. Do we tell her and cause absolute chaos, or just mind our own business? Plus, we unpack some of the wildest local side-hustles that are definitely giving "scam" energy. You are not ready for how much we spiral in this one!
00:00 – Clint’s 41st birthday and the "haggard" host debate.
01:50 – Vietnam gets eliminated from the listener jar.
02:30 – Dan’s 2003 diary: The 9.4kg weight gain and the pizza diet.
04:15 – High school tuck shop nostalgia and the legendary meat pies.
06:20 – The Tinder Dilemma: Should Dan tell his friend she’s being cheated on?
10:30 – The "scalp-burning" hairdresser and why you shouldn't trust amateurs.
12:15 – The $60 grocery shopping side-hustle that’s confusing everyone.
14:10 – Dan’s embarrassing supermarket run with Producer Carl.

Clint is away so Cal joins Meg and Dan on Edge Breakfast, where they joke about Clint’s birthday and preview topics like New Zealand’s poor savings rate and Celebrity Treasure Island. They celebrate Dan’s new bleached-blonde hair, play “More or Less” comparing Spotify monthly listeners of blonded celebs, and take calls about engagement and wedding plans, including Geneva deciding to elope in NZ then hold an overseas ceremony. Cal admits to being pulled over for speeding in a school zone and driving with an expired license, and they announce a Friday giveaway where every on-air caller wins $100 fuel. The team plays UK Who Wants to Be a Millionaire questions, discuss phone addiction and screen time, share a Dan’s Diary entry, talk Harry Styles and Zoë Kravitz’s engagement, and interview Celebrity Treasure Island’s Ben Barrington.

00:00 Morning Show Kickoff
02:01 Playlist Picks Debate
04:39 Dan Goes Blonde
08:35 More Or Less
12:52 First Caller Wedding Update
16:44 Cal Caught Speeding
21:00 Fuel Giveaway Returns
22:50 Awkward Bra Section
26:41 Home Depot Robin Hood
28:37 Fired Or Not Stories
32:25 Workplace Confessions
34:11 Millionaire Quiz Begins
43:40 How NZ Saves
51:01 Dumb Phone Detox
59:07 Dans Diary Throwback
01:03:19 Harry Styles Engaged
01:11:01 Treasure Island Chat

We’re getting way too personal today! From Dan being told he needs a sex coach (rude) to Meg’s accidental "diagnosis" on a Lord of the Rings tour, we are truly a bunch of misfits. Clint’s got a winking problem that’s getting him in trouble with the boss, and Dan’s 15-year-old self is back with a dramatic dinosaur poem that is scientifically... questionable. You aren’t ready for the chaos.
00:38 – The Mailbag: Does Dan need a sex coach?
02:18 – Clint’s winking problem and "cutting people in half"
03:45 – Clint’s childhood 360-degree spinning tic
04:55 – Meg’s LOTR tour confession
05:38 – Dan’s "toe-walking" and the autism link
07:44 – The Dinosaur Poem: A dramatic reading from Dan’s diary
09:30 – Fact-checking 15-year-old Dan’s leaf statistics
11:15 – Guess the Fart: A tragic failure

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday on The Edge with Anzac Weekend banter, a 6am throwback (Avril Lavigne), and a long-weekend “more or less” game comparing public holidays worldwide. They run the Fuellette, recap Edward’s $5,000 win and near-miss $50,000, then miss out on another $5,000 with Ruby and Laura as Dan’s spins fall short. The team tests Clint’s “luck” with a scripted call to his wife Jamie, shares celebrity and music updates, and opens calls about long engagements and “wedding waiting room” delays. Later, listeners share out-of-hospital birth stories, they chat Celebrity Treasure Island conditions with Harrison, and interview All Blacks legend Jeff Wilson about Christchurch’s new stadium and Sky Sport’s free pass.

00:00 Friday Banter and Texts
01:54 Choosing the 6AM Throwback
03:55 Avril Pick and Listener Reactions
05:25 Spooky Tunnels at North Head
08:56 More or Less Public Holidays
12:58 First Call Table Dancer
16:16 New Music Friday Picks
20:41 Fuel Wheel Chaos Returns
22:19 Ruby Spins for Fuel
24:27 Edward Recap and Baby Eight
28:19 Testing Clint Luck Script
33:17 Scandal Hailey Duff Engagement
35:47 Wedding Waiting Room Talk
36:58 Wedding Waiting Room Rants
37:41 Celebrity Scandal Update
38:51 Calls From Long Engagements
41:52 Eternity Ring Debate
43:15 Fuel Wheel Final Spin
43:55 Producer Diary Highlights
56:27 All Black Legend Interview
01:00:36 Dan's Diary Throwback
01:04:59 Born Outside Hospital Stories
01:11:42 Celebrity Treasure Island Chat
01:15:38 Wrap Up And Plugs

We’re spiralling. Dan’s old diary entries have resurfaced, and it turns out he was a massive hater about Nick’s girlfriend back in the day—calling her a "skank" and a "sloth" after only 24 hours! Plus, we try to settle the ultimate group chat debate: have we had more pints or more tugs in our lifetime? The math gets dusty, the HR department is worried about our cereal lockers, and Dan tries to eat a dry Weet-Bix live on air. It’s chaos, it’s petty, and Dan’s libido is officially a topic of national concern.
00:00 – The Taylor Swift Melbourne trip betrayal.
01:54 – Dan’s Diary: The "Skank" girlfriend entry.
04:30 – The Pop-up Headlight "Fatty" incident.
05:40 – The Dry Weet-Bix Challenge begins.
07:20 – HR Intervention: The cereal-filled locker scandal.
09:30 – The Math: Pints vs. Tugs debate.
12:15 – 15 Beers a weekend? Clint’s habits under fire.
14:20 – Meg’s "Wodka" nightmare and Dan’s low libido.