The Edge Breakfast

Clint returns from Africa, questioning why anyone sits in a safari jeep for 10 hours when Auckland Zoo is right down the road. Meanwhile, Dan faces a moral dilemma after Susann, the 35-year-old co-star from his 21-year-old musical theatre dry-humping past, slides into his DMs via a joint Facebook account. Add in Clint's pitch to his wife for a viral 100-day sex challenge (which exposes Dan's 90% missionary habits) and a panic-written ChatGPT poem for Meg that brings up an infamous bed-shitting incident, and it's total studio chaos.

Clint is back from Africa with jet lag, safari stories, and reflections on wealth and poverty, including raising over $3,500 for local families he met and updates on how they spent it. The team dives into a study comparing sitting vs standing to pee, plays a Homegrown one-second song game, and attempts Easy Money. Dan admits confronting neighbors for setting off fireworks late, while Meg performs a chaotic “Marketing Monday” jingle for The Copy Center. They debate A/B/C-listers, swap “bad parent” confessions, and plan a risky underwater breath-hold challenge against Olympic swimmer Hazel Hourigan.
01:38 Africa Safari Stories
03:09 Bidet Talk Serengeti
04:03 Resort Wealth Contrast
05:47 First Call of the Day
09:03 Scandal And Skims
16:25 Naughty 640
18:53 Homegrown One Second Win
20:50 Easy Money
27:04 Calling Out Fake Fans
32:27 Firework Neighbor Showdown
40:16 Clint Africa Wedding Recap
47:11 NCEA Exams Pep Talk
55:33 EZ Money
58:00 Marketing Monday Returns
01:01:50 A Lister
01:08:59 Bad Dad Mandarin Joke
01:12:32 Kids Learned Too Much
01:17:24 Breath Hold Challenge

Maya Jama’s sudden Love Island exit, the nightmare of almost being cast as an undercover "Nice Guy" on FBoy Island, and why Kiwi reality TV is so painful to watch. Plus, unearned 20s confidence, learning Adele in three days, and a master plan to flex on strangers at the Christchurch Airport piano.

Clint is still off air after an Africa trip, so the team previews the day’s guests, commits to Movember banter, and shares awkward real-life stories before celebrating ambulance officer Jade’s birthday. Scandal includes Celine Dion and Jack Black rocking out at Metallica and Justin Timberlake denying Britney inspired “What Goes Around.” They break down the tight New Zealand election with Georgie from Three Girls One Beehive, then Sven’s chaotic “correspondent” take. Other segments cover OnlyFans spending stats, Easy Money attempts, Homegrown ticket wins, “sizzle vs sausage” disappointments, Marketing Monday jingles, and a debate about a billionaire bill-paying app.
03:18 Bunnings Misunderstanding
04:56 Birthday Ambulance Caller
07:05 Scandal Headlines
09:13 Dinner Party Debate
13:48 Election Explained
18:43 OnlyFans Spending Stats
22:02 Easy Money
24:13 New iPhone Letdown
26:56 Sizzle Versus Sausage
31:34 Sven politics update
34:50 Homegrown Ticket Game
37:46 Clints Back Bingo
43:46 Easy Money
46:13 Marketing Monday Jingles
52:32 Billionaire Debt Swipe
01:00:08 News Roundup Wrap

Here are the eight best bits from this week, With Cal filling in whilst Clint's away in Africa. Including our imposter winner and Cal's marketing Monday jingle.