The Edge Breakfast

What happens when you mix innocent pottery classes with Apple CarPlay and a very ill-timed spicy text? Absolute disaster. In this episode, Dan comes clean about a weekend texting fail that left his wife mortified and her sister traumatized. But before we get to Dan’s "vanilla" dirty talk, we’re ruining the movie Babe with a horrifying bacon rumor, defending a 26-year-old listener named Gary, and debating why you absolutely cannot name a baby just for the cutesy baby phase. Plus, Meg confronts the reality that her name is secretly the most popular dog name in the country. Buckle up!

Clint is still away on safari in Kenya, so Cal joins Meg and Dan for a Monday catch-up covering Halloween trick-or-treating, teens at the door, and Dan’s embarrassing phone calculator history. They share scandal headlines including Harry Styles’ emotional New York residency wrap and Taylor Swift paying Nelly $50k for a brief surprise performance. Listener calls weigh in on marrying young, while Cal admits calling noise control after late-night celebrations. The team debates who should pay on a first date, launches a new week of the dating-story “Impostor” game, crowns a Festie Bestie winner, and picks a dog skincare startup for Marketing Monday—plus an office mystery involving a half-eaten Nutella jar.
04:50 Calculator History Roast
07:34 Scandal Headlines
10:04 First Call of the day
13:27 Naughty 640
20:29 Easy Money
22:16 Young Wedding Debate
30:20 What You Got Updates
34:05 I Saw The Sign Challenge
37:33 Who Pays First Date
44:18 Easy Money
46:30 Imposter Story One
53:55 Festie Besties Winner
55:28 Marketing Monday Jingles

Between debating a 3-metre telepathy dilemma and reliving Dan’s explosive hallway meltdown at Carl, the crew unpacks a nightmare hotel room trip to Taylor Swift, Dan's undercover second dinner at Nando's, chafed nipple survival tips, and an explosive gym fart sent via voice memo from Clint in Africa.

Dan and Meg host Edge Breakfast while Clint is in Africa, chatting Halloween plans, trick-or-treating etiquette, and when Christmas celebrations should start. They cover pop culture gossip including Wicked press tour discourse and the suggestive Dune Part 3 popcorn bucket, play Easy Money, and share Dan’s infamous childhood ‘ditched undies’ story that sparks listener confessions. Relationship advice heats up over whether revenge cheating is ever justified. In the Imposter game, listeners back Maya, who admits she lied, revealing Amanda told the truth. The show also gives away Katseye tickets and ends with Freaky Friday spooky stories, including eerie kid encounters and unexplained happenings.

00:00 Halloween Kickoff Chat

00:13 Trick or Treat Debate

02:59 Ghosting Horror Stories

04:25 Celebrity Scandal Roundup

06:30 First Call Imposter Game

10:17 When Christmas Starts

14:26 Clint in Africa Giving Back

17:07 Easy Money Challenge

19:11 Ditching Undies Confessions

21:52 Callers Share Undies Dumps

26:23 Employee of the Week Carl

28:30 Carl Button Bloopers

29:18 Worst Halloween Treats

30:23 Bronze Silver Gold Rankings

33:16 Listener Candy Horror Stories

34:31 Cheating Revenge Dilemma

38:17 Calls On Cheating Back

41:37 Easy Money Quiz

43:54 Impostor Jury Deliberation

47:26 Winner Reveal Twist

50:58 Katseye Tickets Chat

53:33 Freaky Friday Spooky Stories

57:36 More Ghost Calls Finale

Are we living in a simulation, or are we all just being tracked? Dan, Meg, and Carl unpack listener Adam’s unreal story of bumping into the same high school acquaintance across five different countrie, from a Thai beach to a Costa Rican library. The team dives down a Reddit rabbit hole of mind-bending coincidences, featuring a hang-glider crash that reunited long-lost Kiwi mates, a phone misdial that called the guy sitting directly opposite on the train, and the uncanny feeling that everyday strangers are just malfunctioning NPCs.