The Edge Breakfast

Producer Carl fills in as Edge Breakfast dives into Philippa’s hilarious misheard lyrics (“born to be” vs “butter bean”), then listeners share big family drama, including a brother’s emotional affair that forces relatives into the fallout. The team opens the phones on the brutally honest things kids say, sparking stories about “vaginas” and body-part mix-ups. They play Easy Money (letters I and Q), swap right-text-wrong-person disasters, and kick off the Love Island Australia “Imposter” dating-story game. Plus: ridiculous real names, Prince William’s childhood career dreams, red flags revealed too late, and listeners promoting the show with creative signs—including a car wrap.
00:41 Mum Misheard Lyrics
03:15 Family Drama Calls
06:36 Scandal Update
09:18 Anonymous Affair Reveal
13:02 Mean Things Kids Say
19:58 Easy Money
22:33 Wrong Text Chaos
32:46 Funny Names Segment
36:49 Upgrade Downgrade
43:22 Easy Money
46:08 Imposter Dating Twist
53:30 Dan Fakes Hypnosis
58:51 Red Flags Too Late
01:05:02 Listener Marketing Stunts

With Clint off dodging wildebeests in Kenya, Producer Carl and Dan take the mic to dissect the wildest, pettiest, and most unhinged final straws that made women pull the pin on their marriages. From husbands stepping over sick partners to drink water, to hiding inside bedroom closets while their wives investigate break-ins.

Clint’s away in Africa, so Meg, Dan and Producer Carl run Edge Breakfast with stories from the long weekend, including a trampoline park mishap and a debate over wearing pajamas to the supermarket. They chat pop culture updates like Harry Styles’ “Coming Up Roses,” review Zara Larsson’s show, and play Easy Money. The Imposter returns with a Love Island Australia dating twist and a trip prize, plus the team ranks celebs on the A/B/C-list. Sven delivers a chaotic news roundup, and matchmaker Jeannie answers listener dating questions and matches Dan with celebrity picks.
00:31 Clint In Africa
01:43 Weekend Catch Up
03:01 Trampoline Park Chaos
04:56 First Caller Marina
08:30 Harry Styles Gossip
10:15 Let's Settle this
14:20 Naughty 640
17:29 Zara Larsson Review
21:29 Easy Money
23:22 Never Met A Bad?
30:11 Sven News Roundup
34:22 Billboard Contest
38:39 A Lister Rankings
46:39 Easy Money
49:29 Imposter Dating Story
58:55 Liam Lawson Sings
01:01:40 Love Genie Returns

Here is this weeks Greatest Eight. Including Dans marketing Monday jingle, Meg and Clints dating cons as well as a Miley Cyrus hit the spot

Meg’s jalapeño-pineapple pickled onion cheesecake unleashes pure office chaos, forcing Theo into a walk of shame straight to the kitchen sink.
Plus, Mick pulls the most unhinged R20 dating “icks” from Instagram, from 40-year-olds DoorDashing DVD players to show off high school football tapes, to literal biological hazards, and Creech drops a wildly inappropriate take on eating ass vs. tomatoes