The Edge Breakfast

We’re diving into absolute chaos after a listener mail question about our work hours sent us down a wild rabbit hole! From mouse pads and hotel curtains to Dan’s outrageous confession about a self-inflicted direct hit to his own face, we completely lost it. You're not ready for this!

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Monday with Warriors banter, Meg’s headphone mishap and a chaotic craft “haul” interrupted by her kid. They plug the Overthinkers podcast and replay a wildly inappropriate Would You Rather involving Dan calling his mum. The show covers Charlie Puth on opening up in music, chats with a tow-truck driver about towing rules and dating apps, and Dan’s looming security meeting after clicking “copy files” while booking a spray tan. They discuss accidental Instagram likes, play Easy Money twice, share outrageous real-life names, recap weekend stories (Bigfoot sightings, Lotto winners, Twirl vs Flake), and Meg speaks candidly about eating disorders and Ariana Grande imagery. They also debate whether mum or partner gets the front seat and start writing a Gisborne “Postcode Playlist” song.
00:00 Welcome to the Group Chat
00:21 Warriors Win and Jinx Talk
02:00 Craft Haul Chaos at Home
04:49 Martini Glass Debate
05:50 Overthinkers Pod recap
s09:16 First Time Caller
13:22 Naughty 640
17:20 Instagram Accidental Like Panic
20:31 Easy Money Letter N Challenge
22:49 Dan Loves Unique Names
29:29 What ya got
33:44 Bigfoot And Twirls
34:08 Ariana Body Talk
39:07 Front Seat Debate
45:00 Easy Money
47:57 Postcode Playlist Returns
56:03 Commonwealth Games Recap
59:52 Lost To Weird Hobbies

We ended up in absolute shambles after night-show host Lucy dropped by the studio and left behind the most stomach-churning "gift" on Meg’s desk. Things spiraled out of control so fast that we ended up calling Dan’s mum live on air for a deeply uncomfortable "Would You Rather" scenario, and let’s just say her answer left all of us completely speechless. You are not ready for how gross and absurd this gets.

Friday chaos with Clint, Meg and Dan: Dan celebrates a week off “obvious” sugar, they field an early caller confused about an R&V ticket giveaway date, and Meg finds old diaries full of cat-drawing practice while packing to sell her house. The team chats an 82–12 Roosters thrashing, a stat showing NZ leads in women in their late 40s never marrying, and Ben Affleck winning $1M for charity on Millionaire. They play Easy Money, vent “Things We Hate,” and reveal Dan’s Google history. Plus, they create competing alarm sounds (Karen “20 whacks,” a Morgan Freeman-style pep talk, and Clint’s chaotic entry), then debate Kmart’s $89 recording glasses and why receipts get scanned.
00:00 Unnecessary Podcast Intro
00:16 Friday Banter and Sugar Quit
01:06 Snack Comfort Confessions
01:43 Caller Confusion R&V Giveaway
03:26 Moving House and Old Diaries
06:17 NRL Blowout and Marriage Stats
10:29 Ben Affleck Million Question
13:33 First Caller Paris Proposal Talk
17:14 Naughty 640 Glue Revenge Story
21:02 More Or Less Animated Hits
23:54 Easy Money Letter K
26:09 Things We Hate Rants Begin
30:38 Listener Vents Ranger Drivers
32:01 Slow Drivers Rant
32:57 Pet Peeves Rapid Fire
33:48 Producers Diary Returns
37:51 Wahs And NRL Chat
38:27 Sport Roundup With Laura
43:18 Dans Google History
46:18 Easy Money Challenge
48:59 Greatest Alarm Quest
t01:01:34 Kmart Camera Glasses Debate
01:06:23 Privacy Versus Convenience

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Thursday talking about not wishing life away and being present with kids, then hunt for New Zealand’s best wake-up sound with the Jurassic Park theme as a frontrunner. They share an Overthinkers clip about a woman finding her dad and discovering his explicit SoundCloud, before discussing allegations against Jared Leto. The first call comes from Amy in Queenstown, a new drug-testing worker. Meg panics over a mysterious computer mouse package that turns out to be her mum’s lost Airbnb item. The team covers banana disease, a Fiji shark attack survivor’s advice, and sprinter Zoe Hobbs’ Commonwealth gold, then play Easy Money with callers. Dan triggers a workplace security alert while booking a spray tan, leading into “glow up to blow up” beauty disasters, and they debate a controversial post-date voicemail demanding sex, plus stories about crying to get out of trouble.
00:31 Being Present in Life
01:49 New Alarm Sound Hunt
03:13 B-List Celebrity Debate
04:32 Lost Dad SoundCloud Rap
07:44 Jared Leto Scandal Talk
09:54 First Call Amy in Queenstown
13:40 Mystery Mouse Package
17:22 Radar Bananas Sharks Sprinting
21:43 Easy Money Letter V
25:48 Theyre a 10 But Game
31:23 Funny walks debate
32:31 Helpful husband annoyance
34:21 Spray tan security scare
37:43 Glow up to blow up calls
42:32 First date voicemail drama
51:36 Easy Money game chaos
54:54 Crying to escape trouble