The Edge Breakfast

The team tackles listener feedback, heated medical debates, and mind-bending internet dilemmas!
First up, Chantelle sends in an amazing message after 16 years of listening! But things quickly spiral when Clint tries to tell Meg how long "postpartum" actually lasts (spoiler: Meg is not having it). Then, Dan introduces a viral "Would You Rather" involving human-sized rats, rat translation duties, and career moves as a rodent. Finally, the crew opens up eight mysterious envelopes containing secrets about the future, including the date you die and what happens after death.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast with banter about catchphrases, a zoo slide mishap and painful “ouch my privates” stories, including Meg’s flying fox incident and a caller’s pole-dancing injury. They cover scandal headlines about Justin Timberlake’s “boots and cats” noises and Nickelodeon slime’s edible recipe, react to the leaders’ debate chaos, and discuss an ASOS hack by asking what people wouldn’t want leaked. The team plays Easy Money, reviews the New York Times’ top TV shows, and recommends Celebrity Traitors UK. They share a 1958 list of ways to find a husband, crown the Scotch Finger over the Tim Tam, take calls on occupations to avoid dating, feature psychic medium John Edward reading for a listener, and end debating whether it’s weird to sleep in your parents’ bed.
00:31 Show Teasers And Slogans
01:43 Zoo Slide Disaster
04:58 Ouch My Privates Calls
09:41 Scandal Headlines
11:50 Leaders Debate Chaos
18:42 Worst Leak Confessions
22:11 Easy Money Letter
24:29 Top TV Shows Countdown
34:10 Books By Boomers Dating Tips
37:54 Biscuit Battle Begins
42:16 Dakota Johnson Dating
44:08 Never Date Again Jobs
47:24 Easy Money
49:17 John Edward
53:45 Nice to Each other - olivia dean tickets
58:52 Hit The Spot Picks
01:03:10 Parents Bed Debate

The team tackle a tricky social dilemma: if you bring raspberry slices to a client meeting, are you allowed to eat one yourself?
That conversation triggers a flashback to when Meg sang the St. Pierre’s Sushi jingle to company founder Dave, a moment so awkward that Clint and Dan refused to save her.
Later, the team looks at a backcountry bidet for campers, and Clint reveals he pays $40 a month for AI to fix his fridge's ice maker. However, giving the app full access to his email and calendar leaves the crew questioning his data privacy.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Edge Breakfast grumbling about a new studio mirror and missing couch, then tease giveaways including a Harry Styles Sydney trip and Olivia Dean tickets. They share a surprising Mr. Bean episode count, take listener facts about platypus milk secretion and venomous males, and run scandal headlines on Kim Kardashian’s dating comments and Andrew Garfield’s fear of fatherhood. The crew debates washing brand-new clothes, plays Easy Money, and reviews Jason Derulo’s high-effort concert. Jack Tame joins to discuss the leaders’ debate and Vote Compass, before the show argues over NZ’s best biscuit—Scotch Finger, Mallow Puff and more.
00:00 Morning Mirror Meltdown
01:30 Show Teasers and Giveaways
02:10 Coffee Catch-Up Mr Bean Fact
04:35 Dan's Mr Bean Impression
05:27 First Caller Platypus Milk
09:09 Scandal Headlines
11:32 Eldest Child Double Standards
12:26 Harry Styles Sign Contest
17:42 How Often to Wash Clothes
25:16 Easy Money Letter
27:46 Jason Derulo Recap
37:08 Pretending You Know Stuff
41:56 Compliment for Tickets
46:28 Name Stereotypes Debate
52:41 Easy Money Letter
55:00 A Lister N
01:09:42 NZ Best Biscuit Fight
01:19:16 Worst Luck

Back from a week off, the team is immediately firing on all cylinders with a mix of chaotic holiday confessions, accidental family walk-ins, and deep parenting chats. Dan takes centre stage with a story about being caught half-manscaped by his mother-in-law. At the same time, Meg breaks down how a kindergarten revelation turned her 4-year-old into a vegetarian overnight. Plus, Clint opens up about having the "birds and the bees" conversation with his kids and why he might actually encourage his son not to wait as long as Dan did!