The Edge Breakfast

Meg admits she was wrong in a two-year debate with Clint over Sandra Bullock’s Miss Congeniality dress, leading into a hilarious conversation about Daisy calling out Meg’s bad manners and later hitting her with her very first "I hate you". Meanwhile, Dan details his wild day from being legally forced to do a Stats New Zealand survey and surviving a painfully intense "UFC-style" massage, to booking a therapy session after catching his toddler imitating his intense road rage.

Clint, Meg, and Dan kick off Thursday with Electric Ave hype: every caller wins tickets tomorrow, while Xavier and Andrea ring a day early and agree to stay on hold until 6:00–6:10am to secure the first double pass. The show debates pill-swallowing tips, celebrates Producer Brady’s 21st, and attempts to keep Dan’s mum on a fake Spark call, setting a new record. They cover Taylor Swift’s “Life of a Showgirl: Encore,” share prank-call audio about a faulty tape measure, collect wild boss excuses for missing work, and discuss burner accounts, GTA VI release disruption, and whether bringing coffee to a job interview is a red flag.
00:00 Early Bird Callers
05:39 Pill Swallowing Debate
10:43 Pranking Dan's Mum
13:16 Taylor Swift Encore News
15:41 Naughty 640
19:38 Clickbait Story Contest
26:12 Easy Money Round
27:53 Boss Excuses Go Viral
35:14 Electric Ave Challenges
40:45 Scandal Headlines
42:23 What Ya Got
47:39 Channing Burner Rumor
58:01 GTA Release Fallout
01:04:45 Telemarketer Mum Challenge
01:09:57 Coffee Interview Debate

The full crew is back on deck as Meg returns from her sick leave! Things get immediately messy as the team unpacks a suspicious family raffle drama, a wildly inappropriate mom intro from Dan, and a hilariously awkward phone call where Dan's mom, Jules, admits she wouldn't mind seeing her adult son naked. Dan's mom hates telemarketers, so Producer Brady steps up to try and break Meg’s 11-second record for keeping her on the line. Plus, the team hatches a plan to fast-track podcast listeners to win Electric Ave tickets!

Meg returns to Edge Breakfast with Clint and Dan after resting up, shares a sleep-in alarm fail, and the team jokes about Dan’s flirting and Meg’s rapid makeup skills. They recap their “Hit the Spot” Rockin’ Robin for Bird of the Year, discuss Taylor Swift’s new single “Patient Zero,” and Miss Rachel’s call to retire racist nursery rhymes. A $500 Mr. Muscle cleaning confessional crowns a curry-spill couch-cover-up winner. They debate Tones and I refusing to guarantee “Dance Monkey,” play Easy Money, share clickbait headlines, talk bad-driver car brands, and host psychic medium John Edward, who stuns skeptic Chris with eerily accurate details.
00:00 Morning Roll Call
02:04 Alarm Fail Makeup Speedrun
09:34 Scandal
11:39 Mr Muscle Confessions
16:47 Million Dollar Refusal Debate
20:53 Dan Car Noises Return
24:04 Easy Money Letter
26:54 Electric Avenue Fast Pass
34:52 Election Sign Rules
37:59 Whatcha Watchin Picks
42:25 John Edward Returns
01:00:53 Books by Boomers
01:09:59 Top Employers List

Dan tests his mum’s political boundaries by prank calling her with a paid offer to put Chris Hipkins' face on her front fence. The team investigates Meg’s mum’s suspicious marching band raffle to figure out how her own son won the cash, and the boys confess to some hilarious bad behavior from their past jobs at bank branches. Plus, a heated debate over whether anyone actually watches Apple TV!