The Edge Breakfast

We have officially gone too far today, and I blame the Friday energy. What started as an innocent debate about what color your jiz would be if you could choose it somehow spiralled into Meg confessing she completely skipped second base for years. Dan nearly lost his mind, and yes, we closed the week with a literal game of 'Guess the Fart.' You're not ready for this chaos.

On Pajama Day, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter about makeup and take calls, including apprentice electrician Mehi who claims a 98% accurate party trick. They finalize blurbs for Hooked: The Musical, react to viral moments from Cardi B, Timothée Chalamet and Zara Larsson, and build a controversial Pride Month “top five” list of gay icons, landing on Ricky Martin, Billie Eilish, Miriam Margolyes, RuPaul and Elton John. They highlight a 45% rise in NZ phone and text scams, then “take the edge off” by fixing Brandon’s cracked windscreen with Novus and fundraising with The Kindness Collective to buy warm pajamas for kids—text PJ to 3343. They also launch a FIFA World Cup predictor: Clint’s mum, Christine.
02:04 Caller Mehi Electrician
02:42 Wild Party Trick Talk
06:00 Celebrity Scandal Roundup
08:20 Naughty 640
13:19 Votes and Final Rankings
17:14 Take the Edge Off Giveaway
18:56 Booking a Windscreen Fix
19:10 Crack Jokes with Mike
20:10 Laura Calls from London
22:36 Weekend Sports Smorgasbord
24:41 Scams Up 45 Percent
28:42 World Cup Oracle Animals
32:18 Clints Mum Predicts
36:39 National PJ Day Drive

We are completely spiraling today and you are not ready for how uncomfortable this gets. Dan immediately derails the show by admitting he did a baby-voice roleplay on Meg’s breast, and now he's terrified his mother-in-law is going to hear it.
Things only get messier from there. We get into a massive fight over a broken studio camera, play a post-it note game that turns incredibly dirty, and try a round of "flirting tennis" that makes us sound like two glitching AI robots trying to read an erotic script. Turn it up, it's absolute chaos

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off their early-morning show chatting about cold temperatures around New Zealand, a studio clean-up that led Dan to dig antibiotics out of the bin, and a “What’s up?” battle that awards Alex $250 and a Scary Movie 6 double pass. They take a call from Linda, an infection and antimicrobial therapy nurse specialist, who explains antibiotic plans and the importance of finishing a course amid rising resistance. The hosts also debate supermarket and online grocery shopping, share extreme cheapskate money-saving hacks, and hear from callers who kept paying for unused gym memberships for years. Meg reveals she fractured her tailbone at a kids’ indoor playground, prompting listeners to share their own dumb adult injuries.
01:54 Cold Snap Texts
02:19 Studio Cleanup Chaos
04:00 Decorating Debate
05:49 Whats Up Battle
08:31 Supermarket Date Night
10:52 Alien Safety Questions
12:27 Celebrity Gossip Roundup
14:54 First Call Nurse Specialist
18:50 Reading Kills Romance
22:37 Extreme Cheapskates Clip
24:02 Dishwasher Salmon Debate
25:27 Library Flight Booking Myth
26:20 Stingy Hacks and Samples
27:06 Extreme Cheapskate Showers
28:19 Rewards Points and Reuse
30:35 Incognito and Free Cash
31:41 Gym Fees Add Up Fast
36:18 Long Distance Bestie Island
37:56 Ball Pit mishap
42:50 Dumb Adult Injury Callers

Dan was fully laying his head on Meg’s bosom today because Clint was apparently "bullying" him at work. It was chaotic, deeply uncomfortable, this is one you dont wanna miss!