The Edge Breakfast

Meg returns to find Clint and Dan mocking Clint’s emotional reaction to Lewis Hamilton’s Formula 1 win, before Dan reveals his daily “pie guy” habit and being given a free mince-and-cheese pie. The trio play a rapid-fire quiz, react to a Shrek 5 teaser and Tom Holland confirming he and Zendaya are married, and prepare for their upcoming Hook musical—now featuring a controversial Meg-and-Dan kiss approved (mostly) by their partners, including a live call with Guy. They give away “take the edge off my life” cash to listeners, discuss New Zealand’s 2–2 World Cup draw with Elijah Just’s two goals and Christine’s Oracle picks, cover news like a $168k bull sale, the UK under-16 social media ban, and Elon Musk’s wealth, share relationship low points, and swap stories of what people did soon after giving birth, including moving house, netball, and motocross racing post–C-section.
00:00 Meg Returns Chaos
00:24 F1 Tears Debate
01:38 Dan Pie Guy Confession
04:34 Snack Vices Shapes
05:05 Un Themed Trivia Quiz
08:04 Shrek 5 Teaser Talk
09:16 Secret Wedding Rumors
10:08 Musical Kiss Pitch
12:55 Take the Edge Off
16:01 NZ Football World Cup
20:17 Charlie Puth Birth Note
22:55 News Radar Bulls Ban
28:20 Sinus Rinse Disaster
30:50 Relationship Low Points
34:02 Take the edge off call
37:24 Hook Musical Kiss
45:58 World Cup Oracles
50:27 Postpartum Bounce Back
52:29 Kiwi Mum Legends

Clint, Dan and Yas joke about secrets and Hook: The Musical, including whether Dan is allowed to kiss Meg on stage. Dan shares getting lured into a Briscoes “sale” and spending $400 on Manchester, then they give movie passes and “Take the Edge Off” cash to callers, including a single mum for dog grooming and another for a PlayStation subscription. They play “More or Less” on celebrity birthday party costs, discuss tattoo removal trends and regretful tattoos, debate Love Island ring rules, reveal an IMDb URL “play” streaming loophole, and check in with Clint’s mum predicting World Cup results.
00:00 Show Kickoff
01:46 Briscoes Sale Trap Story
04:47 First Caller Farm Life
11:02 More or Less Birthday Bash
16:17 Naughty 640
19:33 Failed Intimacy Confessions
23:28 Take The Edge Off Dogs
26:39 Tattoo Removal stories
35:17 Hook Kiss Permission
44:31 Ring Rules Debate
46:01 Take The Edge Off Winner
49:47 IMDb Movie Loophole
53:11 World Cup Oracle

We are completely spiralling over a viral TikTok proposal where a guy is bawling his eyes out while sportin’ an involuntary erection! It has us debating the science of a "Narb" (non-apparent reason boner), which leads Dan to confess an unbelievably awkward, completely naked midnight parenting fail. Plus, Yas tries to find out if "fanny flutters" can just happen out of nowhere for absolutely no reason at all. You are not ready for the sheer chaos in this one, wait until you hear what went down

Yas fills in for Meg on The Edge as the team recaps the weekend,. Dan celebrates Lewis Hamilton’s first Ferrari F1 win in years, admitting he cried at 2:00 AM. They cross to “correspondent” Sven at the FIFA World Cup ahead of Sweden vs Tunisia, then start a World Cup prediction hunt with Clint’s mum as an oracle. A “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash call is controversially awarded after a voicemail answer, plus another winner gets $200 for car servicing. The crew debates morning sex and tongue kissing stats, plays a musicals-budget game, teases their Hook musical (including talk of a Hook–Smee kiss), and shares partner addiction stories like 80+ pairs of shoes.
00:00 Monday Banter Begins
00:38 Hamilton Win Hype
01:56 Weekend Catch Up Stories
03:18 Garage Clean Chaos
05:07 World Cup Cross to Sven
09:26 Scandal Headlines Roundup
10:49 First Call of the day
14:44 Naughty 640
18:27 More or Less Musicals
23:45 Take the edge off
25:52 Voicemail Controversy
27:45 What Made You Cry
34:05 Celebrity Scandal Roundup
35:40 French Kissing Stats
42:48 Take The Edge Call
45:45 Hook Musical Kiss Pitch
52:31 Exposing Addictions
01:02:30 FIFA Oracles

I am still reeling from what we just let Dan say on air. We dug up our deepest university shame pits, starting with Clint’s bizarre backyard boxing match in a homemade "scort" and Yas’s horrific "slutty tradie" wardrobe malfunction. But nothing compares to Dan’s questionable panic attack.