The Edge Breakfast

We’re spiraling into a massive debate over whether hot cross buns belong in April or all year round, and honestly, things got a bit tense. Plus, we dive into the world’s weirdest delicacies—from kina shot glasses to "bumps" of caviar—and why some of them are just straight-up posh rubbish.
But fair warning: grab the tissues because we also share some of the most gut-wrenching stories about dads that will actually leave you in puddles. Between Minecraft surprises and abandoned birthday plans, we are fully in our feelings today. You’re not ready for the emotional 180 this episode takes! Also, no video pod today sorry! Our cameras are playing silly buggers!
00:00 – The Great Hot Cross Bun Debate: Tradition vs. Year-round snacking
02:15 – Kina, Caviar, and Bats: When delicacies go too far
05:40 – The "Overthinkers" Mailbox: Health issues and accidental Tectonic jokes
06:50 – Heartbreak Hour: The dad stories that left the studio in tears
10:12 – The Minecraft House & The Surgery Call: Why we love our dads
13:45 – Clint ruins a wholesome moment with a "69" joke
16:20 – Space sex and the Artemis mission: Things get weird
18:50 – Guess the Fart: The Easter edition

Clint, Megan and Dan kick off Thursday ahead of a four-day Easter weekend, share plans, and plug giveaways including $200 fuel and Harry Styles tickets. They play a stadium-size “More or Less” game, discuss Easter traditions like kids’ egg hunts, and debate extreme empath habits, including Dan’s wife refusing to eat chocolate bunnies. The Producer Diary recaps the week, including Caltex Taradale’s cheap petrol and the four-hour Easy Money marathon won by Lavinia for $10,000, who gives her friend $1,000. They announce the upcoming “50K Fuel” game, revisit an elaborate April Fools prank involving Clint’s mum, and wrap with dating “moves,” including bringing puppies to attract attention.

00:00 Long Weekend Banter
06:31 Jess Calls In
09:52 Easter Egg Hunt
11:09 Color Run Moment
13:29 More Or Less Stadiums
17:44 Producer Diary
23:57 Extreme Empaths
31:17 EZ Money Highlights
40:10 Long Weekend Whip Round
41:38 Artemis Launch And Space Odds
48:15 Fuel Giveaway Explained
51:15 Clints Mum April Fools Prank
01:04:03 Puppies As Dating Hack

Clint, Meg and Dan hype up a guaranteed $10,000 “EZ Money” win, plan money-themed songs, and share an awkward client event where a company head misintroduced the team and forgot Dan. They give away $200 fuel to Janine in a Toyota Echo, then begin repeated rounds of EZ Money after early attempts fail. The show also runs a prize-money “More or Less” game and discusses a video of LeAnn Rimes crying during a jaw-tension release massage. A major April Fools prank convinces Clint he must look at his nude mum for five seconds to win $3,000 for a caller, before revealing it’s fake and his mum is in a robe. Later they take relationship advice on “shooting your shot,” call London’s Nightingale pub about a Ray heartbreak plaque, and after nearly five hours of continuous EZ Money, Lavinia finally wins the $10,000.

00:00 Ten Grand Must Go
02:15 Money Songs Brainstorm
05:03 Boss Says Keep Playing
09:27 First Caller Dunedin Chat
12:12 Ear Wiggle Challenge
17:12 LeAnn Rimes Jaw Release
20:30 Fuel Wheel Giveaway
22:59 EZ Money Attempt
25:37 Sensory Test Twist
29:57 Clint’s $3K Dare
37:47 Relationship Advice Shoot Your Shot
45:06 Small Town News Pub Plaque
48:36 EZ Money $10K Marathon
54:19 Winner Found and Wrap Up

We’re spiralling this morning after a video of us laughing at each other surfaced, and let's just say Dan’s "honesty" is at an all-time high. From debating the absolute chaos of New Zealanders standing in the middle of escalators to a listener’s shocking story about the legendary Suzy Cato, things got weird fast.
You are not ready for our "Shoot Your Shot" April Fools experiment—Dan confesses his love for Meg, and the awkwardness is physically painful. We also dive into our biggest pet peeves about each other, including Clint’s legendary inability to ever be on time. It’s honest, it’s chaotic, and we might need HR by the end of it.
00:00 – Watching ourselves back: Laughing with vs. laughing at Meg.
03:15 – The "Storm Off" history: Dan’s April Fools prank anniversary.
05:40 – Shoot Your Shot: Dan confesses his "love" for Meg.
08:20 – Listener Mail: The Suzy Cato power bill scandal.
11:55 – Escalator Etiquette: Why Kiwis don't know how to move.
14:10 – The Buzzing Lie Detector: Our most unattractive qualities.
17:45 – Clint’s "Slow" Problem: Why he’s always the last to leave.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Tuesday’s Edge Breakfast with banter about compliments, Jack Antonoff’s birthday and some Fun. stories, plus Meg’s parenting mishaps. They chat Easter chocolate stats, test a “grab your partner’s ass” study (with awkward results), and welcome Rhys Darby to celebrate Hunt for the Wilderpeople’s 10-year cinema rerelease. EZ Money $10,000 is attempted by callers, while Meg shares her new Hashimoto’s/hypothyroidism diagnosis and listeners call in with similar autoimmune experiences. The team gives away $200 fuel, debates costly surprise bills and public dental care, reads Clint’s old love letters, swaps Jim Carrey on the A-list, and starts a Chroma Card sensory challenge where Meg wins a caller $1,000 by touching a mystery box item.

00:00 Breakfast Show Kickoff
01:26 Jack Antonoff Birthday Picks
04:06 Baby Poop Kitchen Chaos
07:43 First Caller Dairy Farmer
11:37 Easter Chocolate Quiz
15:38 Ass Grab Experiment
19:49 Rhys Darby!
24:28 EZ Money
27:29 Meg Health Diagnosis Story
36:58 Fuellette
39:31 Creatine Benefits Explained
44:07 Rhys Darby and Last One Laughing
47:20 Last Joke Standing Challenge
51:00 EZ Money 10K Game
52:57 Clint Reads Love Letters
58:51 The Bill was WHAT?!
01:07:24 A Lister List Upgrades
01:10:58 Chroma Card Sensory Challenge