The Edge Breakfast

We’re getting way too personal today! From Dan being told he needs a sex coach (rude) to Meg’s accidental "diagnosis" on a Lord of the Rings tour, we are truly a bunch of misfits. Clint’s got a winking problem that’s getting him in trouble with the boss, and Dan’s 15-year-old self is back with a dramatic dinosaur poem that is scientifically... questionable. You aren’t ready for the chaos.
00:38 – The Mailbag: Does Dan need a sex coach?
02:18 – Clint’s winking problem and "cutting people in half"
03:45 – Clint’s childhood 360-degree spinning tic
04:55 – Meg’s LOTR tour confession
05:38 – Dan’s "toe-walking" and the autism link
07:44 – The Dinosaur Poem: A dramatic reading from Dan’s diary
09:30 – Fact-checking 15-year-old Dan’s leaf statistics
11:15 – Guess the Fart: A tragic failure

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off Friday on The Edge with Anzac Weekend banter, a 6am throwback (Avril Lavigne), and a long-weekend “more or less” game comparing public holidays worldwide. They run the Fuellette, recap Edward’s $5,000 win and near-miss $50,000, then miss out on another $5,000 with Ruby and Laura as Dan’s spins fall short. The team tests Clint’s “luck” with a scripted call to his wife Jamie, shares celebrity and music updates, and opens calls about long engagements and “wedding waiting room” delays. Later, listeners share out-of-hospital birth stories, they chat Celebrity Treasure Island conditions with Harrison, and interview All Blacks legend Jeff Wilson about Christchurch’s new stadium and Sky Sport’s free pass.

00:00 Friday Banter and Texts
01:54 Choosing the 6AM Throwback
03:55 Avril Pick and Listener Reactions
05:25 Spooky Tunnels at North Head
08:56 More or Less Public Holidays
12:58 First Call Table Dancer
16:16 New Music Friday Picks
20:41 Fuel Wheel Chaos Returns
22:19 Ruby Spins for Fuel
24:27 Edward Recap and Baby Eight
28:19 Testing Clint Luck Script
33:17 Scandal Hailey Duff Engagement
35:47 Wedding Waiting Room Talk
36:58 Wedding Waiting Room Rants
37:41 Celebrity Scandal Update
38:51 Calls From Long Engagements
41:52 Eternity Ring Debate
43:15 Fuel Wheel Final Spin
43:55 Producer Diary Highlights
56:27 All Black Legend Interview
01:00:36 Dan's Diary Throwback
01:04:59 Born Outside Hospital Stories
01:11:42 Celebrity Treasure Island Chat
01:15:38 Wrap Up And Plugs

We’re spiralling. Dan’s old diary entries have resurfaced, and it turns out he was a massive hater about Nick’s girlfriend back in the day—calling her a "skank" and a "sloth" after only 24 hours! Plus, we try to settle the ultimate group chat debate: have we had more pints or more tugs in our lifetime? The math gets dusty, the HR department is worried about our cereal lockers, and Dan tries to eat a dry Weet-Bix live on air. It’s chaos, it’s petty, and Dan’s libido is officially a topic of national concern.
00:00 – The Taylor Swift Melbourne trip betrayal.
01:54 – Dan’s Diary: The "Skank" girlfriend entry.
04:30 – The Pop-up Headlight "Fatty" incident.
05:40 – The Dry Weet-Bix Challenge begins.
07:20 – HR Intervention: The cereal-filled locker scandal.
09:30 – The Math: Pints vs. Tugs debate.
12:15 – 15 Beers a weekend? Clint’s habits under fire.
14:20 – Meg’s "Wodka" nightmare and Dan’s low libido.

Clint, Meg and Dan open the show talking about freezing temperatures around New Zealand before discussing Zara Larsson teasing a major “Girls Trip” collaboration. They chat with listener Nicole about her pets’ great names and Dan’s legally misspelled middle name “Keune,” then play “More or Less” comparing IMDb movie ratings. Dan shares an awkward undercarriage issue, and the crew spin their Fuellette wheel: Uber driver Gagan misses $5,000, but Edward—dad of seven—wins $5,000 and declines the risky spin, only to learn a test spin would’ve landed on $50,000. They riff on luck, unique (often unfortunate) names, birth-plan disasters, first-kiss stories inspired by Love on the Spectrum, and end with a Foo Fighters-era entry from Dan’s diary.

00:00 Frosty Morning Banter
01:23 Throwback Song Debate
03:54 Caller Nicole Pet Names
08:05 Scandal Celebrity Updates
11:10 More Or Less Movie Ratings
15:13 Naughty 6:40 Undercarriage...
19:50 Fuellette
25:07 Unique Names Returns
32:44 Birth Plan Gone Wrong
41:05 The Edge Breakfast Caucus...
47:21 Fuellette
54:14 Love on the Spectrum Kisses
01:03:12 Clints Lucky Streak Debate
01:12:14 Deb Gets the News
01:14:45 Dans Diary Returns

We are spiraling today and honestly, I’m not sure we’ll ever recover. From Meg’s absolute horror at a "baby voice" cuddle request to Dan’s legendary lack of rhythm, we’re unpacking the most unhinged things ever said in the heat of the moment. You aren't ready for the "ancestors" comment—it’s peak chaos!
00:00 – Meg’s hair dilemma: Bangs or the big shave?
01:50 – Guy’s "selfless" Pokémon pack opening for his son
04:00 – Dan vs. Guy: Is it charity if it's on social media?
06:45 – The main event: The worst things said during sex
08:15 – "Jump off the mountain with me"
10:30 – The "ancestors" and the Red Sea metaphors
11:45 – Meg’s "Quaddle" horror story
14:20 – The Overthinkers test out their best (worst) dirty talk