The Edge Breakfast

I’m genuinely worried about Clint. He’s trying to “science” his way into his wife’s pants with a mid-morning text, so we put it to the test live on air. Let’s just say Meg’s husband had a very… efficient response. You aren't ready for the "helicopter" analogy—it’s pure chaos.
00:00 – The merch competition update: Who’s left in the mixer?

01:15 – Portugal, Pele, and a very awkward racial blunder.

02:20 – "The Text That Gets Sex": Clint’s morning experiment.

04:30 – Meg texts her husband "Let’s pleasure each other tonight."

06:05 – The Helicopter Analogy: Dan and Clint get graphic.

08:50 – AI Dilemma: Would you opt-in to "Truth Link"?

10:45 – Dan uses his "filter" (and then immediately breaks it).

12:10 – The verdict on Meg's husband's response.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off the show with their “take the edge off” cash giveaways and chat about Spotify turning 20 and revealing listeners’ all-time top songs. Dan shares an embarrassing park encounter while packing up his remote-control car, and the team surprises night-shift security guard Richie with a $500 Woolworths voucher via the Boost button. They discuss Meg’s on-air swearing slip during a segment about the Broadcasting Standards Authority, then open the phones for stories about horrible teachers. More listeners win money for bills and groceries, and the hosts react to a news story about a Pak’nSave Lotto worker being let go after 30 years with minimal notice. The episode includes Dan’s diary, a call to his friend Chris, pay-rise advice from a SEEK career coach, and the team’s and listeners’ most-played Spotify songs.
00:00 Show Kickoff
01:33 Dan Remote Car Cringe
05:51 First Call of the day
09:53 Scandal
12:17 Naughty 6:40
16:43 Worst Teachers Stories
26:52 Take The Edge Off Winner
29:36 Years of Service Gifts
37:31 Boomer Book Takes
42:17 Pay Rise Expert Tips
46:45 Listener Negotiation Stories
49:43 Take The Edge Off Call
52:21 Dans Diary Confession
56:23 Calling Chris In New York
59:33 Spotify 20 Wrapped
01:03:54 Listeners Top Songs
01:08:19 Niall Horan Wedding Slip
01:11:30 Wrap Up And Goodbye

We’re diving into absolute chaos today after Meg decides Clint needs a "sexy" emo makeover with a brown eyeliner pen. Honestly, he looks less like Johnny Depp and more like a pirate who’s had a very rough night at sea. But the real drama starts when we unpack the mystery of a certain handprint left on a steamy shower glass—Dan, we all saw the demonstration, and the glove definitely fits! You’re not ready for how fast this one goes off the rails.

00:00 – The "Hostess with the Mostess" and 5:30 AM face problems.

01:05 – Clint’s emo makeover: The eyeliner incident.

03:15 – Dan’s "Foundation" fears and the Peking Duk connection.

04:50 – Meg’s "Everything Shower" and those niche shower steamers.

05:40 – The Mystery of the Shower Handprint: Dan gets exposed.

08:00 – Headstone Quotes: Clint’s "arrogant" legacy.

10:15 – ChatGPT tries (and fails) to write Meg’s respectful eulogy.

12:30 – "Dan Wobby" and the iPad grave idea.

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off early with chat about Kiwi F1 driver Liam Lawson, then debate whether strangers should touch a baby after an elderly woman squeezes Millie’s cheeks. They hear from John, a protectional personnel officer who has worked for Celine Dion, and share scandal stories including Rod Stewart calling Donald Trump a “rat bag.” The team plays “More or Less” one-hit-wonder streams, argues whether using Farmers cologne testers daily is naughty or smart, and tries to investigate Dunedin’s St Clair Beach shark closures. They give away cash and massages on “Take the Edge Off,” discuss bizarre thefts (including stolen ashes), riff on couples being opposites, read Dan’s Diary, and rank Adam Sandler, Trump and Madonna on the A‑Lister List.
00:00 Early Morning Banter
02:18 Strangers Touching Babies
06:15 First Call of the day
11:22 Celebrity Scandal Bits
13:51 More Or Less Game
22:10 Small Town News
25:32 Take the edge off winner
29:09 Weird Things Thieves Take
36:00 BSA Scrapped
37:45 Royal Rat Bag
39:08 Creche Driveway Drama
43:47 Opposites Attract
51:01 Take the edge off winner
53:50 Dans Diary Roast
58:52 Biscuit Debate Spiral
01:02:33 A Lister List
01:10:56 Wrap Up Outro

Clint’s algorithm has spoken and he’s ready to sell everything and move to Guatemala for a grand a month. We’re not sure if he’s actually leaving or if he’s just had enough of Meg calling Tom Hanks “Robert Gump,” but the wheels officially fall off when we try to imagine the show without him. Spoiler: Dan as an anchor is a total car crash you have to hear to believe.
0:00 - Meg’s Tuatara struggle
2:30 - The "Ata mārie" vs. "Mōrena" debate
4:45 - Robert Gump & Meg’s movie fails
6:30 - Dan’s $200 secret RC car tires
9:15 - The danger of "Elephant Gifts"
11:00 - The crew’s 3 favorite things
14:30 - Clint’s Guatemala escape plan
16:00 - Dan tries to anchor the show (and fails)