The Edge Breakfast

We just wrapped a massive radio show, but we couldn't leave without spilling our most absurd secrets! From Meg dropping a total bombshell about her past medical history to a primary school teacher asking for our wildly inappropriate musical script, things spiralled fast. Plus, we bring back iconic Guess The Fart!

It’s an “Every Caller Wins” morning on The Edge as Clint, Meg and Dan give away Rhythm & Vines double passes with four days of camping (about $1,000 each) to callers like Lucy, Sophie, Harmony, Natalia, Jamie, Brody, Sydney and others, plus selfless winners nominating friends and family. The team debates what counts as a “plethora,” shares studio banter and tips on how to get on air, and reacts to Megan being quoted in The New York Times after comments about Ariana Grande and culture shifts around thinness. Segments include Naughty 6:40 featuring a nurse’s bizarre ER story (four potatoes), Easy Money attempts for $1,000, clickbait callback stories, and Clint’s chaotic playdate handcuff mishap.
00:00 Every Caller Wins Kickoff
00:40 What Counts As Plethora
01:41 Studio Lights Chaos
02:30 First Winner Lucy
04:08 New York Times Ariana Quote
07:21 Sophie Wins And RNV Drama
08:58 How To Get On Air
13:11 Scandal Hilary Duff Reunion
15:17 Natalia And Anna Win
17:50 Naughty 640 Potato Story
10:06 Easy Money With Brody
24:54 Cold Call Pass Twist
26:02 Sydney And Mackenzie Win
27:33 New Music Friday Picks
27:56 Pay It Forward And Bad Photo
31:41 First Surprise Calls
35:06 Easy Money Game
37:50 RNV Redemption Stories
49:00 Clickbait Callback Teases
52:26 Coma And Metal Face
56:33 Fluffy Handcuffs Chaos

We’re breaking down our wild personal bank account names and old-school Chrisco hampers, but things get off track when Clint lets off a hot, silent-but-deadly fart in his car at football practice. How does he escape?

Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with a coffee catch-up, nap confessions, hazard-light parking “hacks,” and a premium economy upgrade story, then Dan continues his revving-game streak by identifying a Mitsubishi Galant Ralliart by sound. They discuss a viral Timbaland clip, take first call from Esther on mat leave, and cover a $3M peptide seizure and beagle border checks. Guy Montgomery joins to talk Spelling Bee and roasts Producer Carl’s terrible spelling. Easy Money callers struggle with S and L. The team debates meeting heroes with stories about JJ Watt, Pink, Ariana Grande and others, gets relationship prompts from Erica, reacts to a council Zoom bathroom backdrop, previews their Fiji trip with bartender Billy, and opens the phones on freezing flats and dodgy landlords before playing “They’re a 10, but…
00:00 Coffee Catch Up Confession
02:25 Hazard Lights Parking Hack
03:10 Business Class Upgrade Drama
03:55 The Reverend Returns
10:01 Timbaland Viral Er
11:33 First Call
15:07 Peptides Border Seizure Talk
18:41 Guy Montgomery Spelling Bee
22:18 Easy Money S
23:51 Post Game Pass Banter
24:35 Never Meet Your Heroes
27:26 Pink Photo Rejection
29:31 Listener Celebrity Encounters
34:03 Dating Prompt With Erica
38:06 Council Zoom Bathroom Drama
42:23 Air Zooka Fart Gun Fallout
46:14 Work Card Privileges Stories
46:44 One Artist On Repeat
47:18 Music Obsessions Chat
47:45 Fiji Trip Tease
48:39 Easy Money Letter L
50:07 No Winner Fallout
51:09 Selling Fiji Packages
53:39 Calling Beachcomber Bar
55:39 Cold Snap Complaints
56:39 Dunedin Flat Horror
01:04:52 Theyre a 10 But
01:08:44 Partner Habits Calls

We officially went way too far, and now corporate is involved! Clint spent $80 of company money on an Air Zooka fart gun, and the purchase got flagged by the CFO and sent straight to the CEO. We tested it live in studio.