The Edge Breakfast

Yas fills in for Meg on The Edge as the team recaps the weekend,. Dan celebrates Lewis Hamilton’s first Ferrari F1 win in years, admitting he cried at 2:00 AM. They cross to “correspondent” Sven at the FIFA World Cup ahead of Sweden vs Tunisia, then start a World Cup prediction hunt with Clint’s mum as an oracle. A “Take the Edge Off My Life” cash call is controversially awarded after a voicemail answer, plus another winner gets $200 for car servicing. The crew debates morning sex and tongue kissing stats, plays a musicals-budget game, teases their Hook musical (including talk of a Hook–Smee kiss), and shares partner addiction stories like 80+ pairs of shoes.
00:00 Monday Banter Begins
00:38 Hamilton Win Hype
01:56 Weekend Catch Up Stories
03:18 Garage Clean Chaos
05:07 World Cup Cross to Sven
09:26 Scandal Headlines Roundup
10:49 First Call of the day
14:44 Naughty 640
18:27 More or Less Musicals
23:45 Take the edge off
25:52 Voicemail Controversy
27:45 What Made You Cry
34:05 Celebrity Scandal Roundup
35:40 French Kissing Stats
42:48 Take The Edge Call
45:45 Hook Musical Kiss Pitch
52:31 Exposing Addictions
01:02:30 FIFA Oracles

I am still reeling from what we just let Dan say on air. We dug up our deepest university shame pits, starting with Clint’s bizarre backyard boxing match in a homemade "scort" and Yas’s horrific "slutty tradie" wardrobe malfunction. But nothing compares to Dan’s questionable panic attack.

We have officially gone too far today, and I blame the Friday energy. What started as an innocent debate about what color your jiz would be if you could choose it somehow spiralled into Meg confessing she completely skipped second base for years. Dan nearly lost his mind, and yes, we closed the week with a literal game of 'Guess the Fart.' You're not ready for this chaos.

On Pajama Day, Clint, Meg and Dan kick off with banter about makeup and take calls, including apprentice electrician Mehi who claims a 98% accurate party trick. They finalize blurbs for Hooked: The Musical, react to viral moments from Cardi B, Timothée Chalamet and Zara Larsson, and build a controversial Pride Month “top five” list of gay icons, landing on Ricky Martin, Billie Eilish, Miriam Margolyes, RuPaul and Elton John. They highlight a 45% rise in NZ phone and text scams, then “take the edge off” by fixing Brandon’s cracked windscreen with Novus and fundraising with The Kindness Collective to buy warm pajamas for kids—text PJ to 3343. They also launch a FIFA World Cup predictor: Clint’s mum, Christine.
02:04 Caller Mehi Electrician
02:42 Wild Party Trick Talk
06:00 Celebrity Scandal Roundup
08:20 Naughty 640
13:19 Votes and Final Rankings
17:14 Take the Edge Off Giveaway
18:56 Booking a Windscreen Fix
19:10 Crack Jokes with Mike
20:10 Laura Calls from London
22:36 Weekend Sports Smorgasbord
24:41 Scams Up 45 Percent
28:42 World Cup Oracle Animals
32:18 Clints Mum Predicts
36:39 National PJ Day Drive

We are completely spiraling today and you are not ready for how uncomfortable this gets. Dan immediately derails the show by admitting he did a baby-voice roleplay on Meg’s breast, and now he's terrified his mother-in-law is going to hear it.
Things only get messier from there. We get into a massive fight over a broken studio camera, play a post-it note game that turns incredibly dirty, and try a round of "flirting tennis" that makes us sound like two glitching AI robots trying to read an erotic script. Turn it up, it's absolute chaos