We Might Be Drunk

Big time ep this week. Jerry Seinfeld joins Mark and Sam for a master class in standup, craft, bombing, discipline, and the joy and pain of joke writing. They get into brutality onstage, late night comedy history, why Sebastian’s physicality kills, Rodney stories, Carlin stories, obsessing over bits that never work, and how to stay sharp decades into a career. Plus, some classic peeves, movie talk, and deep comedy philosophy. A monster episode. Sponsored by: Go to https://quince.com/drunk for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Go to https://Lucy.co/DRUNK and use promo code DRUNK to get 20 percent off your first order. Go to https://sheath.com and use promo code Drunk for 20 percent off. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JerrySeinfeld #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #bodegacatwhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No guest this week, but Mark and Sam go deep on bombs, butt-plug subway sightings, Skankfest chaos, slow eaters, Chipotle crimes, Utah threesomes, Knicks heartbreak, Fallon and Stiller encounters, panic attacks on stage, AI nightmares, Hedberg memories, and a full tour through comedy hell gigs. This one has everything: rants, peeves, wild stories, wisdom, filth, and a surprising amount of baseball. Sponsored by: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today athttps://shopify.com/drunk Find your forever cookware @hexclad Visit https://hexclad.com and cook like a pro. #hexcladpartner For a limited time, get 40 percent off your entire order Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code WMBD F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15 percent off with the code DRUNK15 https://theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15 #theperfectjeanpod Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBDMerch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril tickets: https://punchup.live/sammorril/ticketsMark Normand tickets: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #Shopify #Hexclad #GetSoul #PerfectJean #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No one riffs like Pete Holmes. The boys sit down with the King of Whimsy for a wild ride of comedy philosophy, stroke stories, Seinfeld deep dives, porno charts, music bits, youth pastor energy, and the eternal mystery of the trumpet. Plus, they break down the art of delivery, the curse of crowd work, LA vs NYC hangs, kid-fucking Mike callbacks, and why Pete wants comedians thrown off stage by ICE. A classic WMBD hang. Sponsored by: Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/WMBD Give the gift of smooth this holiday season with The Performance Package 5.0 Ultra. Get 15% OFF your entire order with code WMBD at https://Manscaped.com Take advantage of Ridge’s Biggest Sale of the Year and GET UP TO 47% Off by going to https://www.Ridge.com/DRUNK #Ridgepod Go to https://Lucy.co/DRUNK and use promo code DRUNK to get 20% off your first order Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #PeteHolmes #MarkNormand #SamMorril #MintMobile #Manscaped #RidgeWallet #Lucy #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's Thanksgiving and Daniel Sloss is back in the studio, carving up the holiday with Mark and Sam. The guys get into cultural differences around Thanksgiving, wild road stories, questionable European toilets, serial killer documentaries, expat nightmares, and why coke apparently makes you clean the house. Plus, they break down holiday movies, Russell Brand’s mess, comics on the road, and the most unhinged list of slurs ever read on a podcast. A true holiday classic. Sponsored by: F*%k your khakis and get The Perfect Jean 15% off with the code DRUNK15 at https://theperfectjean.nyc/DRUNK15#theperfectjeanpod To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/DRUNK Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com @GothamProductionStudios | Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #DanielSloss #ComedyPodcast #Thanksgiving #BodegaCatWhiskey Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

No better way to be back in the studio than with comedy legend Judd Apatow. Mark and Sam go deep on the road, European gigs, bombing at the clubs, and why some crowds just refuse to laugh. Judd talks Larry Sanders, Sandler stories, Rodney Dangerfield in a bathrobe, writing on The Critic, the legacy of Norm Macdonald, and what comedy still gets right. Plus, behind-the-scenes of classics like Anchorman, Bridesmaids, Pineapple Express, and what it actually takes to make a real, modern comedy movie. Sponsored by: For a limited time, get 40% off your entire order! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code WMBD. Go to https://sheath.com and use promo code Drunk for 20% off. Just click the link in the description or go to https://buyraycon.com/mightbedrunk to save on Raycon audio products sitewide. Eat smart at https://FactorMeals.com/drunk50off and use code drunk50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Subscribe to We Might Be Drunk: https://bit.ly/SubscribeToWMBD Merch: https://wemightbedrunkpod.com/ Clips Channel: https://bit.ly/WMBDClips Sam Morril: https://punchup.live/sammorril/tickets Mark Normand: https://punchup.live/marknormand/tickets Produced by Gotham Production Studios: https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com Producer: https://www.instagram.com/mrmatthewpeters #WeMightBeDrunk #MarkNormand #SamMorril #JuddApatow #ComedyPodcast #StandUpComedy #BodegaCatWhiskey00:00 Back from Europe: Reunion & Travel Tales 03:00 Comedy Hangouts Abroad: Seinfeld & More 08:00 Crazy Tour Stories: Flights, Gigs, and Near Misses 13:00 Getting Sick on the Road & European Audiences 17:00 Crowd Differences: Stockholm to Amsterdam 22:00 Favorite Bars, Cities & Wild Nightlife Encounters 28:00 Weird European Habits & Cultural Clashes 33:00 Travel Peeves: ATMs, Coffee, Hotel Check-Ins 36:00 Planes, Trains & American Pride 40:00 Comedy Special Moments & Meeting Sandler 42:00 Judd Apatow Joins: Classic Comedy Stories 46:00 Rodney Dangerfield & Early Comedy Days 52:00 Behind the Scenes: Larry Sanders & The Critic 01:00:00 Norm Macdonald: Legacy and Documentary 01:10:00 Comedy Docs: Hicks, Carlin, and Comic Greats 01:17:00 Comedy Industry Changes & Making Movies Today 01:25:00 Notes, Failures & Navigating Hollywood 01:35:00 Comedy Movie Memories: From Anchorman to Bridesmaids 01:41:00 Diane Keaton, Annie Hall & Iconic Performances 01:46:00 Long Island Comedy Roots & Standup Scenes 01:51:00 Tour Dates, Plugs & Closing Remarks Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices