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- We're back from a couple of weeks off (and broadcasting from a brand new house with no internet, filmed on a phone, so apologies in advance 😅). TG got to play the pro-am at Centurion and came back with the stories to prove it.
He was paired with Shannon Tan, who'd finished sixth at the Open four days earlier.
We also get into the format that made the whole day , you'll want to steal this for your next golf trip.
Plus, the story of Gary Player watching every single tee shot on 18, complimenting everyone, and then saying absolutely nothing when TG striped the best drive of his life. 😤
In the email corner, an American listener introduces us to Noel Fielding's cousin, a man proposes for his wife's hand on the 10th tee, and we give our best advice for finding your swing (and your confidence) again. ⛳
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An emotional one this week as it's the FINAL episode from the beloved shed studio (TG is quite literally dismantling it live as we record 😢). We get into whether golf is actually good OR bad for your health, the glorious/terrible world of halfway house food (doner kebabs at the turn, anyone?) and TP's cholesterol-vs-sausage-roll dilemma.
We also work out the best things to buy at the Open shop, share the sneaky (and definitely-not-legal) hack for getting your golf clubs on a plane, and read a Toast or Roast so lovely it nearly set us both off .
Oh, and an email forces us to completely redefine what "noshing off" means. You'll have to listen for that one.
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A sponsor-free, brought-to-you-by-YOU email corner this week, and it's a good one. We debate whether there's ever a circumstance where it's genuinely okay to be a bandit (Liam from Germany might just have found it), and marvel at the world's longest seven wood, a 250 yard freak shot across a cobblestone bridge that started a full-blown junior vs grumpy members war. 😤
We also get into the tragedy of the hole-in-one nobody can ever know about (anonymous snuck off work, and it might just be the darkest golf fear of all), our favourite non-instruction golf books, and an ongoing existential crisis about whether we've read these emails before.
Plus, the Egypt work trip is happening in November and it turns out some of you are actually coming.
The Link is here if you fancy it. (15th -19th Nov we'll be there) 🐪⛳ - https://www.golfbreaks.com/en-gb/holidays/cairo/hilton-pyramids-golf-resort/packages/7dc84fcf-8016-4e82-8207-cb000d42ddf0/
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Big topics this week.
We're on a mission to convince you that a 300 yard drive is worthless because a good SCORE is the only thing that actually sticks with you.
We also finally get to the bottom of artisan golf , make the case for a proper UK & Ireland links swing after Birkdale, and TG tells the story of the mate who asked for advice and then flatly refused to take it.
Also with our friends at England Golf, Ben serves up a genuinely tragic Toast or Roast.
All this and more coming up on this week’s episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life.
See you Thursday!
Tom’s 👊
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31/07/2026 | 39 mins.WE'RE BACK with a new episode of Talk Birdie To Me
This week we're joined by broadcaster and proud Scotsman, Gordon Smart. 30 minutes of chat about learning to grip a club with his grandad, the perfect golf handicap (spoiler: he agrees with us) and quite possibly the most horrendous first tee experience ever told on this show, hungover at Sunningdale, following Geoff Hurst, Jimmy Tarbuck and Lee Sharpe. 😳
We also hear how golf got him through losing his voice and his job in lockdown, playing the Old Course in reverse (something Tiger's never done), his run-in with Sean Connery at a urinal 🍺 and his DREAM four ball. 👀
Gordon's Article - https://soundergolf.com/blogs/journal/silence-in-a-special-place
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Toms Price and Green are having their lives ruined by golf. They can't stop. So instead here's a podcast with interviews, funny bits, giveaways and more. If you're addicted to golf, if you have no intention of stopping even though it makes you miserable, then this is the podcast for you.
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