Golf Is Ruining My Life

IS IT POSSIBLE? DO WE DARE TO BELIEVE? Could after 48 hours at Augusta National the concept of back to back wins for Rory begin to dawn as a reality. Maybe. Just Maybe.

The lads are back chatting with Alex from Todays Golfer on the hallowed turf of those Georgia Links. The only issue is that Green has been for a curry, watched zero golf, and had three pints of strong continental larger. It’s not ideal for us for the sponsors.

Strap yourself in for 30 mins of lukewarm takes and even more lukewarm-er-er banter.

TOMS

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Well hi there and welcome back to another daily dose of Masters chat from GIRML towers. On the show today we go over the ups (Rory) and downs (Bob oh Bob whyyy) of the first day of the Masters 2026.

We’re also joined LIVE from Augusta by Alex Perry from Today’s Golfer who brings us huge insight into the atmosphere, the players and the cheese sandwiches.

The Masters is up and running team! Happy Golf Christmas!

We’ll see you same time tomorrow for a second daily dose, yeah?

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In today's CHOCKABLOCK episode of GIRML the guys cross over to Alex from Today's Golfer who is LIVE on property at Augusta National, giving us the sort of in-depth analysis we can only dream of.

Not only that we dive back into the email inbox and answer your questions on breaking 100, handicap in competition etiquette and a serious GDRP issue involving Green's wife.

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We are KICK STARTING the BRAND NEW Talk Birdie To Me series in a big way… on the week of the first major in 2026 we present Masters Winner, Sheffield lad and all around British golfing LEGEND - DANNY WILLETT. 30 minutes of conversation covering that amazing win back in 2016 and how, EVEN FOR HIM, it’s hard to get an Augusta National tee time.

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It may be Golf Christmas out there this week, so to celebrate Toms G and P head over to Woodhall Spa with their pals at England Golf to play the hardest golf course in the country. In many ways this is their Masters Moment.

So, to prepare for the first (and last?) format featuring a rhyme:

TOM GETS A METRONOME

TOM THINKS HE’S PLAYING WELL

AND we do our first Roast or Toast as we go through one of YOUR scorecards with our pals at England Golf.

All this and more heading your way. AND don’t forget this week is of course Masters Week so we’ll be doing DAILY podcasts after each round. AND we’re starting our interview special - Talk Birdie To Me - with a MASTERS CHAMPION this Wednesday.

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