Golf Is Ruining My Life

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A sponsor-free, brought-to-you-by-YOU email corner this week, and it's a good one. We debate whether there's ever a circumstance where it's genuinely okay to be a bandit (Liam from Germany might just have found it), and marvel at the world's longest seven wood, a 250 yard freak shot across a cobblestone bridge that started a full-blown junior vs grumpy members war. 😤

We also get into the tragedy of the hole-in-one nobody can ever know about (anonymous snuck off work, and it might just be the darkest golf fear of all), our favourite non-instruction golf books, and an ongoing existential crisis about whether we've read these emails before.

Plus, the Egypt work trip is happening in November and it turns out some of you are actually coming.

The Link is here if you fancy it. (15th -19th Nov we'll be there) 🐪⛳ - https://www.golfbreaks.com/en-gb/holidays/cairo/hilton-pyramids-golf-resort/packages/7dc84fcf-8016-4e82-8207-cb000d42ddf0/

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Alright Par Pals 👋

Big topics this week.

We're on a mission to convince you that a 300 yard drive is worthless because a good SCORE is the only thing that actually sticks with you.

We also finally get to the bottom of artisan golf , make the case for a proper UK & Ireland links swing after Birkdale, and TG tells the story of the mate who asked for advice and then flatly refused to take it.

Also with our friends at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠England Golf⁠⁠⁠, Ben serves up a genuinely tragic Toast or Roast.

All this and more coming up on this week’s episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life.

See you Thursday!

Tom’s 👊

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WE'RE BACK with a new episode of Talk Birdie To Me

This week we're joined by broadcaster and proud Scotsman, Gordon Smart. 30 minutes of chat about learning to grip a club with his grandad, the perfect golf handicap (spoiler: he agrees with us) and quite possibly the most horrendous first tee experience ever told on this show, hungover at Sunningdale, following Geoff Hurst, Jimmy Tarbuck and Lee Sharpe. 😳

We also hear how golf got him through losing his voice and his job in lockdown, playing the Old Course in reverse (something Tiger's never done), his run-in with Sean Connery at a urinal 🍺 and his DREAM four ball. 👀

Gordon's Article - https://soundergolf.com/blogs/journal/silence-in-a-special-place

MASSIVE thanks to our friends at GOLF NOW for helping make this series happen and bringing it to the masses. Check out all the amazing deals on their site below and remember use code GIRML10 on the app to get an extra 10% off HOT DEALS

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Make sure you hit that subscribe button as we’ll be back every other Friday for another episode of Talk Birdie To Me!

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Alright Par Pals 👋

TG is in a full non-golfing slump (moving house means the beloved shed studio is being retired 😢) but that won't stop us solving one of golf's great debates once and for all: what is the PERFECT golf handicap?

We also get into why being fitted by someone who ISN'T incentivised to upsell you is a total game-changer, and how long it takes for the hope to reignite after a truly disastrous round

It's also the FINAL email corner before we pick our winner for Egypt 🐪, and we finish on possibly the greatest holiday golf email ever.

Thanks to our friends at GolfBreaks for hooking us up with an amazing prize, remember the best email of the summer will be joining us for 4 nights at Hilton Pyramids Golf Resort, In Egypt with 3 rounds of golf (1x Dreamland GC, 1x The Allegria GC, 1x New Giza GC).

⁠COME TO EGYPY WITH US (WE'LL BE THERE 15-19 NOV 2026)⁠

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Alright Par Pals 👋

Buckle up, because this week TG tells a story so scandalous it could get us sued. For legal reasons, none of it happened to anyone we know it happened to a man called Tommy Greenfield, from Ireland, who mows fields until 1pm. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

We also get into the shyness of the new golfer, the various times we've had to walk off a course early (Celtic Manor, RIP), and TP relives his club championship meltdown.

We’ve also got another Toast or Roast with our friends at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠England Golf⁠⁠, where Jack takes us through possibly the most heartbreaking scorecard in podcast history.

All this and more coming up on this week’s episode of Golf Is Ruining My Life.

See you Thursday!

Tom’s 👊

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