Historical Homos

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HELLO MY LITTLE HORMONES!
Saw the Odyssey. Have some thoughts.
As a recovering classicist and practicing homosexual, my take is pretty simple: this is not our Odyssey.
As a pacifist and optimistic believer that humanity deserves to take care of herself, even in these dark hours, I think this film is timely and to some degree, quite moving.
Nolan may not have given us an Odyssey that any self-respecting, fun-loving, faggocious mythology nerd will treasure...but he does make some good points that we all need to hear.
This is above all an Odyssey for Trump's America, and while it is joyless, austere, and bleak (aka pure Nolan) – we should listen to what his Lordship the Dark Knight has to say.
WARNING. SPOILERS GALORE.
Love you! Bye.
© Sebastian Hendra 2026

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"What if the gayest thing about me is how annoying I am?" – Michelangelo, unverified
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OK we all know Michelangelo. The David. The Sistine Chapel. Blah blah blah.
But did you know he was also 100% a homosexual, according to basically every source we have?
Of course you don't! Because the straight agenda has kept it under wraps for centuries – and because Mike's version of gay tends to make us all a little bit uncomfortable these days.
Instead of settling down and marrying a woman like a good Italian Catholic, Michelangelo spent his life obsessing over his work, himself, male bodies, and the teenaged apprentices he liked to flop around with behind the scenes.
Because yes, like so many Historical Homos before him, Mike's taste in men skewed uncomfortably young.
He was, like all his Florentine compatriots, obsessed with sodomy – and in Renaissance Florence, that usually meant pederasty, which back then meant men in their 20s and 30s (or older) pursuing teenage boys.
Perhaps this is why when we talk Michelangelo today, we don't talk gay. Instead, we focus on the sculptures and paintings that made his name, changed Western art, and still attract the wonder and awe of all who gaze upon them.
Well, this episode believes we can talk about BOTH. Who was Michelangelo before he was Michelangelo? Was he always gay, or did the Medici court turn him? Did he sculpt the David because of pederasty, or just to prove a point to Leonardo da Vinci? And did he ever find love in his incredibly long life?
 
Hark! The answers to all these questions and more begin to trickle into your tight little earholes, from the genius brain of Professor Catherine Fletcher, who joins once again to walk us through the gayest Renaissance in history.
So strap your inflatable marble dildos on and let's get dive in! The water is, of course, human temperature.
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Episode Credits

Written and hosted by Bash
Edited by Alex Toskas
Produced by Dani Henion
Guest: Catherine Fletcher
© Sebastian Hendra 2026

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HAVE YOU HEARD OF FASHION?
HAVE YOU HEARD OF LESBIANS?
Well then, this might be the episode for you.
Now, we all know lesbians can chop wood and bring order to almost any situation – that is why they are so highly paid, and why I, personally, feel subservient to them. #GayRights
And yet, despite their near-total domination of the world order (and my life), fashion is not one of the accomplishments we typically associate with our lesbian overlords.
This is bigoted and historically wrong, because many lesbian women helped invent Fashion.
Some of the most notorious lesbian and bisexual women over the last 500 years were known for their bold fashion choices, from King Christina's equestrian menswear to Anne Lister's combinations of lace bonnets and lordly overcoats. (If one is going to extract coal from one's lands, one must always serve cunt.)
In the last two centuries, in particular, lesbians got even more experimental. The Sapphic revival in the Victorian Era brought Grecian fabrics to prewar England and France, while the Post-WWI Gender Revolution brought monocles and tailored suits to Berlin, Paris, and Harlem.
These advances in sartorial lesbian technology didn't just allow women to experiment with fashion. They allowed lesbians to do what they do best: find one another, fall in love, move in together, break up, and then fall in love with each other's exes.
AND THEY LOOKED FIERCE WHILE DOING IT.
Join Bash and his lesbian fashionista expert guest this week, Eleanor Medhurst, as they uncover and recover the story of what lesbians wore and why we're still talking about it today.
Florals for spring may be groundbreaking – but lesbian fashion has always been herstory-making. (I'll workshop it...)

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Episode Credits

Written and hosted by Bash
Edited by Alex Toskas
Produced by Dani Henion
Guest: Eleanor Medhurst
© Sebastian Hendra 2026

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2,500 years ago, two gay guys and an extremely toxic third inadvertently gave birth to Greek democracy.
Yes, my proud brethren, long before anyone threw the first brick, we stabbed the first tyrant.
In typical straight fashion, over the course of two millennia, the straight world forgot about our sacrifice.
But that stops NOW.
Harmodius & Aristogeiton are little known to us modern queers, but in antiquity they were notorious. The Ladies Liberty of the ancient world.
But were they actually gay lovers? Did their boy-on-boy love usher in the world's first radical democracy? Can one top and one bottom really change the world?
The answers await in the warm, milky hot tub that is queer history – so come on in, the water is...human temperature.
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Episode Credits

Written and hosted by Bash
Edited by Alex Toskas
Produced by Dani Henion
Guest: Harry Tanner
© Sebastian Hendra 2026

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HI GAY! Happy Pride.
In honour of this year's festivities, we're kicking off the month with one of the more obscure Yesterqueers in the Historical Homos canon. Why? Because we can. Don't like it? You're homophobic.
King Edward II was not only a massive F-slur, he was also one of the worst kings in English history. AND YEAH YOU CAN BE BOTH. THAT IS EQUALITY.
Join Bash and his brilliant host, Kit Heyam, who wrote the book on Edward II and is a bestselling author of trans history, to uncover the truth of Edward's very gay ways.
Why was he obsessed with fitness and DIY projects? Who was he shtupping at court? And how should one allocate wealth and privilege to the nobility when hot people technically deserve them more?
All will be revealed inside the queer cauldron, so take your filthy peasant slippers off and get ready to dive in. The water is...human temperature.
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Episode Credits
Written and hosted by Bash
Edited by Alex Toskas
Produced by Dani Henion
Guest: Kit Heyam
© Sebastian Hendra 2026

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