
Lord Nelson: “Thumb In Ass Is NOT My Party” NEW SINGLE DROPS!
13/12/2025 | 34 mins.
Plastic Catastrophe With Lord Nelson just dropped the grooviest, head-nodding, “IF U WANNA PARTY” single and these two go FULL chaos talking music biz, direct-to-fan, and why nobody’s buying albums anymore… until this absolute nuke drops. SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee – Strongest shit on the planet. Code CHRIA20 = 20% off → https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazEWant tomorrow’s episode TODAY + VIP exclusives + daily AI news pods with ZERO ads?One $4.99 subscription unlocks it all, everywhere:► Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com► Substack: https://cmspn.substack.com/subscribe► Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium/theclassicmetalshow Rock the gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/Chris’s books that started half the fights in metal:Call Me Chris → https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4Little Victories → https://amzn.to/43A143y…AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY… → https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqWho parties harder than Lord Nelson & Matt Acevedo in 2025… GO! This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

I'M TALKING BLOWJOBS, HE'S TALKING KENNEDY: WTF IS MY LIFE?! (Audio)
08/12/2025 | 1h 36 mins.
Seth and Chris kick off a manic Monday talking about long weekends and shocking Browns game decisions. Then, they bring on Jake Underwood, the new host of the Jake Underwood Show on WHK 1420, who hired Seth as his producer, to talk about his political background, his vision for the show’s local politics focus, and his time with the Kennedy campaign. Long-time friend and “roving restaurant reporter,” Tony Masaccio, checks in to discuss the closure of Flats restaurants Rum Rauner’s and Inferno, and why downtown Cleveland businesses will be fine even with the Browns moving. Did Seth really get his paycheck-cashing story out on air right next to the new, classy host?Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE. Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase!Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#JakeUnderwoodShow, #WHK1420, #ClevelandTalkRadio, #BrownsStadium, #CharlieKirk, #TonyMasaccio, #RadioDrama, #MAGA, #AmericaFirst, #NuruMassage This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

SHE MET A FAIRY AND NOW SHE'S CHANNELING ALIENS, I'M NOT KIDDING
07/12/2025 | 1h 7 mins.
Join Bill as he takes an absolutely mind-stretching journey with the incredible Dr. Yafi Yair, exploring how the recent lockdowns unleashed a powerful global energetic shift toward multidimensional travel and extraterrestrial awakening. This episode dives deep into light language activations, field tuning, and healing veteran trauma by connecting with your higher self and channeling unheard-of realms. Are we all just one fairy encounter away from expanding our consciousness and tapping into our own multidimensional power?Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE. Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase!Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#Multidimensional #Extraterrestrial #FairyEncounters #LightLanguage #SpiritualAwakening #Consciousness #UnseenRealms #AlienContact #Conspiracy #MindBlown This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

"THEY CAN'T STOP YOU!": RICK JAMES TAUGHT US ALL TO BE A SUPER FREAK!
06/12/2025 | 20 mins.
“It’s a beautiful thing to know that you’re so good, they can’t stop you! You can do whatever you want! They’ll still buy your music!” 🤯 Wait till you hear WHY the Big Guy with the Big Show, LORD NELSON, said that about the absolute legend, Slick Rick James... you’ll spit your coffee, bro. ☕️Today on the C.A.R., we’re cruising straight into the greatest hits of the incomparable, unstoppable, Super Freak himself, Rick James, diving deep into his electric, funky, and totally unforgettable musical catalog. Host The Lord Nelson That Is lays down the law on why James’s influence still permeates music and culture, no matter what controversy surrounded him. Are you ready for the deepest funk dive you’ve ever taken? Click the link and LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO!Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: SPONSOR: Blackout Coffee - https://www.blackoutcoffee.com?p=BoNofhazE. Use Promo Code CHRIA20 to save 20% on your next purchase!Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#RickJames #SuperFreak #FunkMusic #ClassicAlbumReview #LordNelson #HolyShitMoment #MusicReview #GreatestHits #SoulMusic #PodcastClip This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe

I WAS AN ARMY PARACHUTE RIGGER ON LSD WHO WANTED TO DIE
30/11/2025 | 1h 20 mins.
Former parachute rigger Christopher Morgan sits down for a raw, inspiring conversation about his turbulent upbringing, his time in the military, and the shocking mistakes that led to a General Under Honorable discharge. This mental health specialist got brutally honest about battling the demons of LSD misuse, violent tendencies, and suicidal ideation after leaving the Army, eventually turning his pain into purpose by earning a Psychology degree and becoming a Qualified Mental Health Specialist focused on military veterans. Can the darkest chapters of an Army Rigger lead to a new mission bigger than himself?Tired of ads? Grab ad-free episodes, early drops, and bonus rants on our premium platforms!👉 Locals: https://classicmetalshow.locals.com👉 Rumble Premium: https://rumble.com/premium 👉 Substack: [SPONSOR: Guns N’ Roses - The Broadcast Collection 1988 - 1992 - https://amzn.to/4o5xcEh]Rock our gear: https://classicmetalshow.creator-spring.com/CHRIS AKIN’S BOOKS (buy or the algorithm wins): Call Me Chris – https://amzn.to/44TDIZ4 Little Victories – https://amzn.to/43A143y ...AND OTHER THINGS I SHOULD NOT SAY... – https://amzn.to/3SRP3BqEverything here is 100% opinion. DYOR before you @ us.#VeteranSupport #MentalHealth #ArmyRigger #TraumaIntoTriumph #MilitaryLife #SuicidePrevention #SecondChances #HolyShit #Redemption #PodcastHook This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit cmspn.substack.com/subscribe



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