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Talk Birdie To Me

Nick O'Hern & Mark Allen | Kaizen Media
Talk Birdie To Me
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    ☎️ Voicemail: Tour Pro Scott Laycock on the Australian Bear vs The Golden Bear!

    04/07/2026 | 2 mins.
    Tour Pro Scotty Laycock is always good for a story, and he recently re-listened to the pod where Nick and Mark discussed the ANWA when Asterisk Talley self-combusted after a poor decision in a bunker (we've all been there!). Scotty tells a similar (ish) story, and about The Australian Bear vs The Golden Bear, in this voicemail.
    We're live from Titleist and FootJoy HQ thanks to our great partners:

    Hostplus, Talk Birdie To Me's official retirement partner
    BMW, luxury and comfort for the 19th hole;
    Titleist, the #1 ball in golf;
    FootJoy, the #1 shoe and glove in golf;
    Golf Clearance Outlet, they beat everyone's prices;
    Betr, the fastest and easiest betting app in Australia;
    The Find My Player app - follow every player on every tour;
    And Southern Golf Club.
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    Friday Feedback: An update on Local Rules. Blind Par 3's - good or bad? And when Jack Newton drank Mark under the table.

    02/07/2026 | 24 mins.
    A Friday Feedback pod today, plenty of comments and questions from you.....hopefully a bit more sedate after the drama of yesterday's Mean Tweets episode....brutal....

    00:00:00 We have an update on the discussion on the 'rake and replace' local rule from last weeks show.
    00:05:00 Couple of comments on the chat last week about the 2009 Australian Open when Mark was absolutely crueled by official Trevor Herden, and a fun story about Tommy Fleetwood from wolfpacker Pete.
    00:06:00 Kal from Winnipeg has written in with an observation about the ultimate 'slow play' partnering of Tour Pros.
    00:07:00 Mark tells the story of the worst 2-shot penalty he ever received, he's still dirty about it.
    00:08:00 A wolfpacker asks Mark to retell his story from Texas about the college students stealing the flags as part of a hazing ritual.

    After the turn:

    00:11:30 A bunch of suggestions for great course/clubhouse combos after last weeks chat about it.
    00:15:00 An update on the 13th Beach Duck Spring Roll disaster.
    00:16:30 Mark tells a story about getting poleaxed with the legendary Jack Newton at the Dunvegan
    00:19:30 Recently we spoke about the Top 5 holes architects would be 'fired' for if they tried them today, wolfpacker Tom has some additions to the list.
    00:20:30 Mark fails to learn from past experiences and goes to Grok again. It ends as well as you'd expect.
    00:22:30 And we finish with a chat about the merits (from Mark) and frustrations (from Nick) of short blind Par 3 holes.

    Keep the feedback coming, we love it!

    We're live from Titleist and FootJoy HQ thanks to our great partners:

    Hostplus, Talk Birdie To Me's official retirement partner
    BMW, luxury and comfort for the 19th hole;
    Titleist, the #1 ball in golf;
    FootJoy, the #1 shoe and glove in golf;
    Golf Clearance Outlet, they beat everyone's prices;
    Betr, the fastest and easiest betting app in Australia;
    The Find My Player app - follow every player on every tour;
    And Southern Golf Club.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Mean Tweets: 'Low IQ Dopes', 'You Don't Deserve a Show', 'Smirking Smart-Arse'

    01/07/2026 | 11 mins.
    Hard to believe, but sometimes we get negative, or as we call it, constructive criticism of the show and of us. We occasionally read these out during the feedback section, but today, we thought we'd pull a bunch together and do a bonus mini episode where Nick and Mark read out your 'Mean Tweets' - nothing is off limits, and Nick and Mark are seeing this feedback for the first time as they read it out live on the pod.

    Ouch.....

    We're live from Titleist and FootJoy HQ thanks to our great partners:

    Hostplus, Talk Birdie To Me's official retirement partner
    BMW, luxury and comfort for the 19th hole;
    Titleist, the #1 ball in golf;
    FootJoy, the #1 shoe and glove in golf;
    Golf Clearance Outlet, they beat everyone's prices;
    Betr, the fastest and easiest betting app in Australia;
    The Find My Player app - follow every player on every tour;
    And Southern Golf Club.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Ep211: The New PGA Tour Structure...we analyse how it works and what it means. And is it all over for Phil Mickelson?

    30/06/2026 | 56 mins.
    We start todays show talking about the Travellers and the excitement of the playoff between Viktor Hovland and Scottie Scheffler, it was a fantastic finish, Nick was glued to it and was impressed by the crowds who turned up for the playoff that morning. We go with an early Touch of Class.

    3:00 Touch of Class for BMW goes to Viktor for the viking tribute with the crowd, it was a ripper.
    4:00 We can't ignore the Phil Mickelson news that has been coming out over the last few days, and Nick and Mark discuss. We'll avoid the details of what is has been alleged that he has done, and we more talk in broad brushstrokes about Phil and his career. Mark says that he feels it will be difficult for Phil to ever play again, and Nick says that his downfall has been sad to see. Both feel that Phil would have made a brilliant commentator, but that seems very unlikely now.
    7:00 The news that has come out about the new PGA Tour Schedule and Structure, we discuss in detail. Nick and Mark love it. We discuss some of the key points: promotion/relegation, the removal of sponsor invites, shorter schedule, how do the tours work together and what is the path for any returning LIV players?
    14:00 Chat about the PGA Tour's approach to shoring up national opens, clearly a power move, and Mark says that whilst it is a good move, no way it would have happened without LIV.
    18:00 Have Golf Australia given Mark a whack? Dan says yes, Mark is a little more circumspect about it. We explain on the show
    22:00 For Hostplus, Talk Birdie To Me's official superannuation partner, Mark awards this weeks plus for golf to the proposed Mens schedule that the PGA Tour have released.

    After the turn:
    26:00 Nick lists the Top 5 Tour Pros who go down rabbit holes trying new things for their game.
    35:00 Lots of feedback, heavily Wyndham Clark based - not so much on him, but on our comments about him. Also feedback for Southern Golf Club on Niemann's penalty, Nicks comments about young Australian golfers, and a couple on Min Woo Lee.
    45:00 Nick's global highlights from the last week, an underwhelming set of results for Australians - Karis Davidson aside - but some great results from others to run through, including an appalling effort from a caddy in Europe....
    53:00 And for the Golf Clearance Outlet, we wrap with Mark's masterclass - 3 key things to do to start your swing, particularly if your flexibility isn't what it was.

    And right at the end of the show, Mark and Dan play a short musical trivia game for fun while Nick isn't in the studio. See how you go....
    We're live from Titleist and FootJoy HQ thanks to our great partners:

    Hostplus, Talk Birdie To Me's official retirement partner
    BMW, luxury and comfort for the 19th hole;
    Titleist, the #1 ball in golf;
    FootJoy, the #1 shoe and glove in golf;
    Golf Clearance Outlet, they beat everyone's prices;
    Betr, the fastest and easiest betting app in Australia;
    The Find My Player app - follow every player on every tour;
    And Southern Golf Club.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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    Monday Mini: Zero Aussie Men made the US Open Cut. Is there a problem?

    28/06/2026 | 16 mins.
    On today's Monday Mini Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen put Australian Tour Pros under the spotlight, the men specifically as the women are killing it. But following a week where no Australian made the cut in the US Open for the first time since somewhere around the 1950's, is there a problem? Certainly you, wolfpackers, seem to think there may be given the volume of correspondence we received following the cut on Friday.

    Is there a problem, what is it, and what are some of the ways we could address it? Nick makes an observation about the entitlement of some younger players today, and Mark says that the access to Q School was easier in previous years, and says that the basketball model for talented young Australian basketballers is worth looking at for young golfers. He explains how that system works on the pod today.

    And we finish on a positive by discussing some of the great womens golf flushers over the years, including some Aussies. But join the conversation....what do you think would help with the approach to become stronger for men internationally? Love your thoughts and ideas.

    We're live from Titleist and FootJoy HQ thanks to our great partners:

    Hostplus, Talk Birdie To Me's official retirement partner
    BMW, luxury and comfort for the 19th hole;
    Titleist, the #1 ball in golf;
    FootJoy, the #1 shoe and glove in golf;
    Golf Clearance Outlet, they beat everyone's prices;
    Betr, the fastest and easiest betting app in Australia;
    The Find My Player app - follow every player on every tour;
    And Southern Golf Club.
    Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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About Talk Birdie To Me
Tour Pro's Nick O'Hern and Mark Allen talk golf every week on Talk Birdie To Me. The latest news, issues, and stories from Australia and Worldwide. As two golfers who played at the highest level, they tell it like it is, and take you behind the scenes to get an inside look into the world of golf.Nick O’Hern reached #16 in the world rankings and is the only player ever to beat Tiger Woods twice in matchplay. Mark Allen is a former Touring Pro of 15 years - played a British Open at Carnoustie, and in his career has hit 12 hole in ones.....you can see the video of one of them here.Together, they host Talk Birdie To Me each week from Titleist and FootJoy Headquarters. Listen wherever you get your podcasts, or watch on YouTube.A huge thanks to our Talk Birdie To Me partners:Hostplus - the official retirement partner of Talk Birdie To Me;BMW - luxury and comfort for the 19th hole;Titleist - the #1 ball in golf;FootJoy - the #1 shoe and ball in golf;The Golf Clearance Outlet, they beat everyone's prices;Betr, ahead of the gameFind My Player - track any player on any tour in seconds.And Southern Golf Club.Follow, subscribe and listen or watch Talk Birdie To Me here: https://linktr.ee/TalkBirdieToMeExecutive Producer: Kaizen Media.Sound Design: Loud Zebra.For enquiries click here. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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