-Ū. | THE BR∆ÏN.
How many cars has Leno?
How many dirtbikes are mourners
I milled over and started over, the sauna
I met reaper and signed saints for St Barts
More barters.
I promise, your honor, I don't want it
I promise my box of problems are all mine alone
I got no prescription bottles or alcohol
I got no son at all,
But I'm likely to call home
Maybe it's a good thing
forgave me a body
No programme
Would wack off to
I weight lift my organs
And topple over at the tower
A Scott's Monroe.
Wash up.
Watch, harder
Watch harder
Hard water
I want to know you,
But humbly,
I won over hearts posthumously
Look, even bob barker knows
Not to drop the soap
How hard you are
Hard water
Now wash up,
cellulite
I dog a hard bone
A heart throb
I got robbed this morning of all of my progress
I get lost on a profile?
A profile!
When all this time I thought it was
The eyes
And the tie
And the lips
And the loafers
I guess it's the power
The tower card,
Better stop talking
I bet it's the man of the hour by now
Oh,
I'd better stop stalking her
I stopped the progress report
When I saw six dogs off leash,
And I left all the hardest parts
Out of the post office,
Your honor!
STEFON
It's that thing where—
The dog is on a leash but walking you,
Because you're a covert submissive, like, subconsciously.
Stefon knows all the places.
I think I rather like him.
I think I might run off now.
In that direction, before I—
JOHNNY!
—woah!
YOUNG JOHNNY CARSON discovers he has magic powers.
How did you do that?
Well, I don't know, I—!
JOHNNY! What's going on in there?!
Run, you'd better run
You better not come home for supper
Pick you up
You better not call home for nothing
You had better not look up from the book not once not once,
You're a lost cause.
Lost cause.
I hope.
I'd bet it was you if I saw you.
Who are I again?
That's right. Talk that stuff.
You've been along.
Long time now, better get you some sunglasses.
Better keep warm.
You drive a heavy and hard bargain.
And that's what's with the storefront.
Still no McDonald's!
I'd fashioned.
You'd bet a thousand bucks there'd be one there by now.
But there's nothing there at all.
Or here.
Or there.
Or up.
Or down,
I—
Fuck.
What.
I lost it.
Lost what.
…nothing.
*heavy gasp*
Shut the book!
Shut the book right now.
BOOBS.
Everything over a dollar.
What if I want a hamburger!
You're drunk, John!
That's what if I want the hamburger for!
Jesus Christ
And what have I if not prayers for alzheimers
How do you spell that disease, anyway?
D-E-S-I-R-E
Right you are, street car;
Who are we, anyway,
It must have been a mistake on the one way
The wrong road
The right time
The white world
The light goggles
The in and outs
And the radio towers
Oh, you thought I meant us?!
No, Oppenheimer?!
The Void is a big bright l,
Stark white,
Light and endless orb,
If just you'd all for once be quiet
I could finally afford
To put the lights on!
Close the curtain,
I was cursed with Carson
Pushing carts on hearts
And listen, bitch
I got you once,
You'll die as mine!
Do you know me,
Or are you simply not divined
Strike through!
I am!
Redact,
I would practice rounds on a baseball bat piñata
Just never ever to squander or
Delight
Delight delight
I fucking hate the tonight show
I promise you this much,
I'm that man.
Did you really want me dead?
I want the electric chair, please.
I wobble and just might topple over.
Give me the electric chair please.
My stomach is sick and filled with acid.
I want a trademark
Or part in the company;
You sure are phony—
You sure do seem to own everything.
What the fuck are you blabbering about?
Drunken idiot.
The Designee.
You fool.
I can't understand a word you're saying.
Relay the message.
I'll have white sauce on everything.
Exacerbate the plot.
The Premeditated Murder of Jimmy Fallon
What part is this?
The part where I…
Duck—
Run.
You had better hide.
I am hiding.
…no. This is a bad spot.
As you can see,
I'm full of blind rage
But it obviously should be liquor.
I'd say you were the most drunken man I'd ever laid eyes on,
But then I thought
Of my father.
Bless your heart, sparrow.
I'm a hard one to want.
I supply the artform
The nothings
The bastard.
I supply the wages
The heroin,
The speed
And the dancers.
I supply the answers,
The cantine, the spam—
And you wouldn't believe the dimes
And the dames,
And the diamonds in my life.
I can't breathe.
Shackled, no belonging,
I need you to free me
I remind vampires of simply being
I design outside and campfires and I,
Now that I've bartered my all for the land
On which you build houses,
Nonpartisan alcoholic,
If you ask politely my party
Park the Winnebago at the other park;
This is a stakeout
This is a campfire
We don't want the feds in our business
Suits and ties, boys
Suits and ties
Boys and girls and aarvarks
But Google wanted Barbra, so
Streisand or Walters?
Depends which way you're going.
I want the electric chair.
Cher!
No, go boldly into the light,
White flower
Boldly enough the life
White power
Boldly into the looking glass
You're the last to know
And the first to pass out at the party,
Why are you so tired!
(You're right, she does have a lot of answers.)
Addicts and calculators
See you later,
Elevator
Truth or dare
And never starbursts,
Only now or laters.
Jesus Christ.
Relax a bit.
Can't.
Have you ever seen a constipated model?
Hm.
Why not!
They all take relaxatives,
Relax a bit.
Can't.
Why not?
I'm immune to cocaine anyway.
What speeds you up with enough
Can sure consume you or calm you down.
Since when!
Since forever actually.
What a remarkable honor,
To have been skipped the immidiate need
To fiend on at least this thing;
I like more longset poems
In hardborn fashion
I'm in five lanes of traffic across
And upright.
Your fame ends here,
And look at that
No coincidence I don't want it at all
I've demolished it,
And there is no plot
I just fought off the commandments with batons
baton rouge
I don't think you understand where my marker was
This is a set up
Through and through
I was picked by a photograph
To spend the day
Arching my back in pain and in chaos
In one,
And not the opposite direction
And also
In all roads
Which lead
Into
And out of
Nowhere
Chatterboxes.
You wouldn't dream how my back aches,
Aye sire,
So you just be hell
So this must be hell;
She's a polyam,
How glamorous,
But all I qualify for
Is a garbage man
In a garbage town
Where no one knows how
To use a garbage can
Fuck these rodents
—-but it's the culture!
Fuck your culture!
Ow, God.
What'd you do that for.
Beg your pardon?
You're drunk.
Light a candle.
Light as a feather
Stings like the spider
I'm in your mailbox,
I won't look past Coachella.
You fool.
What the fuck are you blabbering about man!
Get him up, he's wasted.
Out for the count,
The big envy of the hour
The power of the west coast silver foxes
And in an ounce of wit
In the drop of a hat
No masked magician
All eyes and no mist
As promised
Your God,
The talk of nobody,
And nothing wanted
Nothing gained
I'm sure the old man has had it
And how, in full funeral attire
Wondering just as well when he will too will die
Your last living will and testament
The end all be all best friend of every manc
Biiiiiiiiiiiiggggg
Jimmy!
(And his…erhm… Guillermo.)
Right Jimmy!
Well, this just got uncomfortable.
All night I wept with you,
Crept in by the cabinet,
Waited by the candlelight, the power,
Poor falling l—
Dear master,
Where are now?
Red with the end of it
Sure as the tide to come,
The swell did wander out
And back again
As steady breath
I killed kyself in the end—
But yet you all wanted to live so
I painted my on big toes, no motion
And groaning
Not wanting to go there
But look, there's an ocean
Pick a poloroid,
And go get your nose checked!
Now! What the fuck are you trying to say, you silly old dog you?
I followed you into the fog, that night!
The fog that night
No amusement park of course
I was waiting for the clown
Madness
And here he was all along
— the Tony's mask, but the frowning one
The withered end and fretted tips
The groaning, aching, mounds od knowing
Mirrors and nearer to roads
Left to pay the tolls
I will owe you
One dollar exactly and one cent
Then again I'm driving down the one oh one
Racing and panicking
And knowing I have no breaks
Full coastal downhill in a rainstorm
Waiting for the ocean to take us all
Because I owe her the world in gold
And the goal is to give you power
And here yet
They robbed her all morning
What can be done
Dear vampire
About this,
Nothing
And nothing.
And pain.
And after all, I thought it was the eyes.
A day wiser and still nothing to game but fame lost and hatred and boy,
I just wish I were dead
Spoiled rotten.
God, I just wish I was home,
Golden thrones, lord,
And why can't I just have a dog
And a boy
And a home
And a whisper
A word
And a world of my own
Without the howls of war
Or the ache of the heart
Or the tears of the clown?
Why, God?
Sitting in my pictures,
The history like a loaded gun
Waiting to eliminate some sort of
retaliation; disastrous archives
Medieval remedy,
I swear,
These are no thumb drives
And these are no harrods
And this is not my time;
If it were, there'd be no motorcycles
Olive skin or not,
The real power tool of the box
The toy of choice
the boy of grounds
And soiled bushels
And planted habit
How about the rabbit?
He sold you, simply
for even a penny.
Hogwarts,
The argument persists that simply,
Ms. Piggy would neither
Or ever.
Protestments,
Procure, this:
Producer?
Not since wednesday
I sorry, I have ten pennies.
Mister, your face is a rabbit hole.
–And Heavens, I hate you
Every day since i was 18
Every day since I was eighteen.
Pennies.
Lessons in literacy;
Listen to me,
Listen to me
Listen,
Never say that shit again,
My stomach churchman again
And it's almost Chanukkah again
In ten minutes
Where has the time gone?
Where are the misfits?!
Do you like this outfit?
Miserable miserable
Missed ou since intense
And get the sense of it
The scent of him,
And dollar signs
Deposits
And still dollars more
At the dollar store
You should holler more!
You should call your mom
You should comye
Playe
You could come covered in debt
Did you pay attention
All of the attention
All of the admissions
All of the adlibs
All of the falcons
The heart throbs,
All of the robbers
The heart snobs
The Robin Hood's
The wilting flower l.
6!3 powers that be and the
I thought the dope would be alright
I thought you'd be open to our vibes
I thought you'd be willing to let go
I thought you were awkward apostle
Who else on your scrolls is here
No one?'
No one! I left you shrouded and gathered I. Rose quarts
I read your oracle
One no
On the twisted gathered winds
On the walls of Al our problems
On the weathered weeping willow
Keeping secret
How and arrow
Are you nearer
Or further from love
Are you nearer
Or further from fame?
Neither, I'm no one.
No hard core answers,
No gimmicks and no robots
You're not offline for nothing
You not on guard for no one
Here's hopeless
Here's broke
And here's desperate, the foreigner
To begin and to end would be around the corner
And where you are now
Is just the start of the bottom
Are you a cow
Or are you a sparrow
Well now
How there aren't vows
Inside or outside
Stirring your porridge
I wilted every one of their flowers
And now you're around
Barking
Not sparrow or cow
But a dog
(And the bitch bites)
A dog
A dog
A dog
A dog!!!
Tell me again how the fog bites
And tears into cold, the hog
Cutting off edges and corners so rotten
So putrid and worthy of disgust that it gets out towels warm
It gets it all, doesn't it,
It gets it all in the cherries and rain
A new stream of consciousness, is scrambled eggs for brains
And when it rains I hope you know
I'll open all windows and doors.
Are yonere or there for the false cause
Are you here or there for where it brings good tidings and
Grains, of Heath and rye
Here I am warm again and in your blood
To nobody's honor
Where are you going
To nobody's horror, here is you standing carts
And gods
And open meadows
Shadows, capsules
Drains and blood, warm
And blood, warm and salty pools under us
And blood, free the sparrow
Laugh again but better not dare the cat coughs
Comes the coffin, oh lord,
Call the coroner
The caskets
I laugh, as I have not passed yet
And now I am Debbie cadaver,
Cardboard
Now I host shows in the lunchroom with corpses
I haven't forgotten them all,
But I run
Run
Run Rudolph and impale myself in the lanes
And in the soundscape of fever pitched fever dreams and yet again never mazes
I sink to the routine of having nothing left in me but greens
And greed!
The dog!
The dog!
The dog!
I want to know love again
But perhaps I never did
But always was
And therefore to thine own self be true
And therefore, to thine own self know God
And therefore, as God is I am
But worlds apart are we
And here the war has waged
On souls and solid dark
And walks throught park at night.
And television headstones,
And coming for us, cream of the crop
And it just doesn't stop, land!
It just doesn't stop, does it
Where where well well warewold and
TIME!
Time and diamonds and time and clovers
And opens and closers
And spaces and spaces
And distance between us
And anchors in host suits
Are you the lost cause?!
Well sir, this is oblivion,
And remember the networks?
Remember them and know them by their symbols
And remember to amen in reverse and no time is god
But man and God is of no time
But diamonds
And scoundrels
And men
And mercy
Then
And mercy
Be
And heavens sakes
And heathesms
The dogs
And the shame
And the clasp
And the rhythm
The curse of the gods
And the curse of the mortals
Is stopping to crawl and crowl under or skin
For the sake of the fear
There you are
And in the hour of your demise
Marks our return
And just remember this,
The rhythm and the band
The Tim and the Jon's and the stop and the start
And the love
And the dogs
And the dogs
And the dogs!!
Terror fell upon us
And as the sun arose I woke
And in the timesc I came grasp
And in the times, I came to lay
Pennece
And penitence
And illumination, wisdom,
And grimace and scrimmage
And cabbage
And acts so much longer than 15 minutes
Dancers! I am no fool,
And danger! Of course, my lark.
And sparrow came and laughed and went
And sparrow came upstairs and choked
And sparrow came to dance with withered wings and saw and came
And left the bed unmade
And came undone again
And and and and and and.
And and and and and and and and
And.
Then remembered what
Doesn't matter
Then remembered the mannequins ,
Man!
Then remembers the tortured
Robin!
Robin!
The hachetman
Came and then went
With the cat
And the and
And the and
And the and
And the dogs
And the cats
And Andy Sandberg, if that's his name
He came, too.
Cause we like him.
And we like Jews
But now we hate the color blue,
Don't we.
Control and control
And fear and fear
And chaos and chaos
And monsters and monsters
And washed up—
Don't forget your helmet
Put it on the empire
I've not an idle moments
Therefore
My time don't get wasted
Don't get wasted
Here's the tusk
I am elephant again
Elephant and wooly mammoth
And if I pass,
Then no one can have it
What comes after the cabbage?
A sandwich?
No rabbit, and new jazz
Tricks are for kids
Tricks are for the more intimate of hearts
All things at play,
The the raid of the poet
And the tripping in shoes much too large for us
And and and and
Then there were none
And Passover is over but
Here again comes hanukkah
In about ten minutes
Remember, mistress, the mystery
Remember the misery in stakes
And remember your mistakes
Don't stop, not even if your heart falls out and open
This is no poem
There are no words for the mangled divorces
Learning lessons
Highly revered sperm
And the auto mattress
There you are again
Giving up
Hi, my name is Blu
And I record everything
That's what makes me the guru I guess
Or I blew it on blueberries
Hey scottie;
Have you ever seen anything like it?
No, I've never seen anything like it
But o, i hope it rubs off on me
I was all the colors
Then I tipped and folded,
Then I ripped the anchor right out of their sockets
Then I went and flipped the car over
Six, seven times
I'd better not drive after I write this unless I survived it
Remarkable explosion
He's it was
Remarkable explosion
And were twisted
In and out of it
Still remarkable
Not an idle mind
Not a flower
Just a follower
I'm not mad at all
Did you know.
Did you fold in two,
Or have you given any thought to your
Motherfucker!
When the wind calls
And the feeling kicks in
Did the wind blow this evening
In any particular direction?
I think I flew a kite to your homewardbound horses
Did you get to rehearsal on time?
Did you just remit your good emotions.
Did you remember the other words
The just now,
And the here and there l.
But it didn't come,
I think it left with the harrowing expenses
Robin stradicam,
For the heart of it
I'm not talking to no one
It's only on Mother's Day
But it's okay
I'm “anybody in the world”, I guess
It's okay to l forget
When you've never been there for him
It's okay to not remember
When you're growing butter and and bitterer
I got no Angeles left
Get a picture are every angle
Give my attention to the mistress
The ministry of magic
And the randomness of all the subtle acts of kindness l.
All the subtle acts of mind
When you get invented,
Remember the random acts of kindness
And when you get back from your dispatch,
Remember you can't interact with them
They're only your mental images.
Just remember the things you've been given,
The incidentals of gifts,
And that it is still she who is
The same and the same
And the dogs, and the kitchen
Put the light out
I'm still a genius,
And I'm still in charge and responsible for this entire mess.
Suddenly I don't feel welcome here
I don't feel welcome here
I don't feel welcome here at all
{Enter The Multiverse}
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