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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

Tony Santore
Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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  • Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

    Rainwater Harvesting & Plants-As-Infrastructure with Brad Lancaster

    19/2/2026 | 2h 12 mins.
    Brad Lancaster is a guerilla tree-planter and rainwater harvester in Tucson who has been instrumental in changing the way that the city he lives in treats rainwater and street trees. He has helped covince the city of Tucson to update its own infrastructure so as to absorb - rather than waste - rainwater by using things like curb-cuts, street-side infiltration basins and native plants. In this conversation, we learn how cities in hot, arid climates can update infrastructure and use native plants to reduce flooding, keep the landscape cooler and provide a better overall quality of life for the people that live in them. This conversation is full of hope. check out the abundance of resources and diagrams on Brad's website : www.harvestingrainwater.com and neighborhoodforesters.org

    Ad-free episodes of the crime pays podcast are available on the patreon at : www.patreon.com/crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt

    BRAD'S WEBSITES:
    HarvestingRainwater.com

    CosechaDeAguaDeLluvia.com

    NeighborhoodForesters.org

    BRAD LANCASTER'S YouTube CHANNEL:
    https://www.youtube.com/c/HarvestingRainwater

    BRAD'S BOOKS (available at deep discount direct from him):
    https://www.harvestingrainwater.com/shop/

    RAIN GARDEN PLANTING ZONES - and how to figure out what to plant where
    https://www.harvestingrainwater.com/resources/rain-garden-planting-zones/

    Urban Drool Harvesting in Los Angeles
    https://www.harvestingrainwater.com/2009/03/harvesting-urban-drool/

    Self-guided water tours in Tucson (in-person or virtual)
    https://www.harvestingrainwater.com/tour/

    Hydrologic redistribution of soil moisture by mesquites (there are better studies, but this is a start)
    https://eos.org/research-spotlights/how-mesquite-trees-gain-a-competitive-edge-in-arid-arizona

    Guerilla planting
    https://www.harvestingrainwater.com/2022/09/guerrilla-planting-of-rain-and-native-food-forests-vibrant-acts-of-hope-collaboration-and-letting-go/

    Before and after images of water-harvesting in our neighborhood streets:
    https://dunbarspringneighborhoodforesters.org/2022/09/before-and-after-photos-of-green-infrastructure-in-dunbar-spring-neighborhood/

    Eddy basins:
    https://www.harvestingrainwater.com/resource/backwater-or-eddy-basins/

    DIY curb cuts:
    https://www.harvestingrainwater.com/resource/do-it-yourself-curb-cut-guide/
  • Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

    Ecuador Rantzzzz

    16/2/2026 | 1h 58 mins.
    All episodes of The Crime pays podcast can be listened to ad-free on the patreon : www.patreon.com/crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt
  • Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

    Rants about the Texas Caper, Abuelitas Hating Nature, Asphalt Heat Islands, etc

    28/1/2026 | 1h 31 mins.
    Ad-free episodes of the CPBBD podcast can be heard at www.patreon.com/crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt

    In this episode we talk about South Texas Development, remnant thorn forests surrounded by McMansions, the Asphalt Heat Island, the South Texas Caper (Quadrella incana, Caper Family - Capparaceae, Mustard Order - Brassicales), grannies that hate street trees Crime Pays fan appreciation, Fighting City Hall for native scapes, general societal ignorance regarding the living world, Jack faking his own death in order to eat more hot dogs and more.
  • Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

    Rants about Tree Planting, the Urban Heat Island, Etc

    20/1/2026 | 1h 24 mins.
    Ad-free episodes of the podcast can be enjoyed on the crime pays Patreon at www.patreon.com/crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt

    Opening song is about Jerry Falwell.
  • Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't

    Estado de Hidalgo Rants

    13/12/2025 | 1h 16 mins.
    Rants about the plant life of the state of Hidalgo Mexico, including but not limited to Cephalocereus senilis, Fouquieria fasciculata, Fouquieria purpusii, Magnolia scheidiana, obsidian piles, and more. 

    All episodes of The Crime Pace podcast are available for ad-free listening on the Patreon at : https://www.patreon.com/CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt

    Mexico Plants Checklist : https://drive.google.com/file/d/1a5GcJ39ysO_n2XbsazLZeyF9H1wDi4Zx/view?usp=drivesdk

    Diversidad Floristica Oaxaca : https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-EXwZV3FOd5sahIE2wlnUmqN_JcLC4bB/view?usp=drivesdk

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Why do some plants grow where they do? How can geology cause new plant species to evolve? Why are some plants pollinated by flies, some by bats, some by birds, and others by bees? How does a plant evolve to look like a rock? How can destroying lawns soothe the soul? This is a show about plants and plant habitat through the lens of natural selection and ecology, with a side of neurotic ranting, light humor, occasional profanity, & the perpetual search for the filthiest taqueria bathroom. 
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