Kick Offs and Kick Ons

This week on the KOKO Show your prayers have been answered! You have begged and pleaded for this man to return and KOKO has delivered. Coming in and running a juicy unders line from the outside channel is a man that goes by many names and has just as many different personalities. He has been called Snorkatron, Snorklebeanie, Captain Insano and of course the Porn Master. This Linfield legend lives off a steady diet of reminiscing about his 2003 SF intercept, making the tech world his bitch and forcing people to tell him that his lisp even as an adult is still really cute. So please put your hands together for Stirling Austin Mortlock! With Stirlo in tow the lads get down to business throwing questions at the Oracle in a segment we call ‘Snork Talk’, they chat about the current Wallabies set up and they shine a light on what actually happened when Morty called a Code Red on Swoop. Plus, we chat about round 9 of the Superb Rugby and we play a new little game called ‘Green and Goldylocks’.

Finally, we reintroduce old friend NordVPN back on the show as a sponsor, as well as the lads get giddy about the news that they are heading to Super Round in Christchurch in only a couple of weeks. Plus, we let Swoop run a muck inside his Temu cupboard and boy, let's just say he is giving main character vibes. So sit back, relax and let the innate beauty of Snorkatron fill your every orifice, it has been worth the wait. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show
02:34 - Stirling Mortlock surprise
03:41 - Nord VPN Sponsor read
05:55 - Stirling as a dad
08:18 - The famous code red on Swoop at the Brumbies
16:35 - Snork Talk Segment Begins
18:40 - Stirling as a captain
23:27 - The Wallabies’ outlook in 2027 and 2027
28:28 - The best players have another gear
34:57 - The current Wallabies’ coaching set up
35:51 - Stirling’s work in sports tech
39:44 - Snork Talk Rapid Questions
46:44 - Stirling’s Wallabies back-line
49:58 - The Giteau Law is back
53:00 - ‘Green and Goldilocks' Game
01:02:48 - Super Round Christchurch Plug
01:06:35 - RUGBY ROUND UP SEGMENT
01:10:42 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
01:19:25 - Close of the Show

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This week on the KOKO Show we take a philanthropic approach to talking absolute garbage and sprinkling our chaos with just the right amount of rugby. Although we didn't give you a guest this week, we make up for it ten fold with a sublime wrap up of all the rugby that took place in the Pacific, including the Tahs big upset of the in form ACT Shetland Ponies and how the Canes just keep rolling. Plus, we have a little mental health check-in on all the lads, we belatedly celebrate the births of Drew and Swoop and we play a cheeky little game of Never have I ever.

We are well aware this show is simply the 50 minutes attached to the segment that is sweeping the nation, so without fail we serve up a truly centered and holistic version of ‘What’s in Swoop’s Temu Cupboard’. So sit back, relax and let the inane chatter of four has-beens fill the void in your life that has been vacant for so long. Here at KOKO we want to wish you all a happy and safe Easter and may the bunny be bad for your waistlines. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS

00:00 - Start of the show
02:18 - KOKO Health Check and Weekend wrap up
09:24 - The modern day sporting parent
13:07 - The KOKO Birthday Game
19:59 - Rugby Round Up - BRUMBIES V WARATAHS
27:28 - HURRICANES V REDS
29:57 - FORCE V CHIEFS
34:03 - OTHER SUPER RUGBY SCORES
37:01 - Other Rugby News
41:33 - Never Have I Ever Game
50:09 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
59:00 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined live in the studio by our favourite ‘KOKO Confidant’ and Ireland Rugby’s answer for the weird uncle at a family BBQ, it is the one and only Mr Mack Daddy Hansen. With Mack in the studio and wearing pants for the first time the lads get down to business talking about his current injury, the Irish Six Nations campaign, what he is doing back in Aus and his budding relationship with Andy Farrell. This episode is wall to wall laughs as Mack and the boys go for long walks down memory lane, shoot the shit about cracking career moments and then they finish with a little swiping session in a game we like to call ‘Teammate Tinder’.

Plus, we knock the froth off a couple of cold ones and give you a full wrap of the Superb Rugby, giving Slips his flowers for conquering game 203 and most importantly we go deep on all the action from across the weekend in the Pacific. Lastly but certainly not the ‘leastly’, Swoop comes in real hot from a forage around his Temu Cupboard with a few items that will leave you hairless and shocked to your core. So sit back, relax and let the majestic nature of Mack Hansen fill your every nook and cranny, this fella is one of a kind and he stars in the all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:

00:00 - Start of the show
02:50 - The boys open up about what they love rugby
11:41 - Mack’s injury update
15:22 - Ireland’s Six Nations Campaign
18:47 - Mack’s bond with Andy Farrell
23:56 - Mack’s accent and leaving the Brumbies
27:31 - The first time Mack played the Wallabies and how you deal mentally
33:59 - KOKO’s Teammate Tinder
45:22 - Rugby Round Up - BRUMBIES V CHIEFS
49:22 - DRUA V REDS
51:01 - WARATAHS V BLUES
55:04 - OTHER SUPER RESULTS
55:40 - Swopp’s Temu Cupboard
01:08:05 - KOKO’s upcoming bet with Mack
01:09:13 - Close of the Show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by the man that is about to sit alone atop the mountain as the most capped Super Rugby player ever. That is right this rag tag show has once again landed a white whale and the game of rugby’s ‘Mr Right Now’, James ‘Styvo’ Slipper. This coming weekend slips moves to 203 Super Rugby games and takes out the title, so on the show he humbly talks about all the records he holds, his imminent playing future and he defends some funny stories that we got from his wife Kara. This bloke has changed the game of rugby in Australia for the better and this week on KOKO we give this big backy bastard his flowers and shower him with some much deserved adoration. Plus, we tackle all the action from the Superb Rugby and we proudly crown France the Champions of the Guinness Six Nations, after an ‘all-time’ after the siren execution of those English lads.

However, this week isn't all about the RA RA - we take some time to talk about our weekend activities, we discuss the best proposal stories, we test the boys French speaking skills and of course we dumpster dive right back into Swoop’s Temu cupboard. So sit back, relax and take and intravenous dose of some fucking C’est La Vie. It is time to say “Such Is Life” with an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMECODES

00:00 - Start of the show
01:52 - Weekend reflections
06:15 - RE-KOKO-MENDATIONS
08:30 - Patreon Plug
08:57 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - DRUA V BRUMBIES
12:39 - REDS V WARATAHS
16:33 - HURRICANES V FORCE
18:47 - Intro James Slipper
20:09 - James Slipper on the Brumbies performance in Fiji
21:03 - Slipper shirt reveal
21:37 - James Slipper on breaking the record this coming weekend
22:20 - James Slipper’s playing future
24:00 - The 2026 Brumbies
26:02 - James on collecting so many records
28:22 - Loosehead Landmarks Game
36:40 - Proposal Stories
38:50 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - IRELAND V SCOTLAND
40:53 - WALES V ITALY
42:04 - FRANCE V ENGLAND
45:44 - THE FRENCH SPEAKING GAME
51:12 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
58:16 - Close of the show

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This week on the KOKO Show we are foraging around the world of rugby as lone rangers lost in a wilderness of psychedelic southern footy and naturally naughty northern Internationals. That is right, we are serving up an extra sloppy no guest nonsense for you, allowing our little island of misfit degenerates to spread their wings and do what they do best, talk absolute rubbish and little bit of rugby.

First up, we get stuck right into all the action of Super Rugby from the weekend that saw the Reds sneak home against the unbeaten Brumbies, the Blues castrate the Crusaders and the Canes show the Tahs who is daddy. Just to name a few, plus we get right into the nitty gritty with the Guinness Six Nations, with Ireland downing the Dragons, the English getting pantsed by the panettone producing Italians and the Scots telling the French where they can escargot! Plus, we break down all the magical machinations heading into the final week of games as the best comp in the world (so they say) goes down to the wire.

Finally, the lads have a little fun around fire as they pick out some famous rugby appendages, they hand out some ‘Re-KOKO-mendations’ for the fans and of course we finish with our very own ‘Titan of Temu’. So sit back, relax and get out your night vision goggles, KOKO is about to go full stealth. It is time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

TIMESTAMPS:
00:00 - Start of the show
02:29 - Drew talks about a Waratah fan forum
04:25 - Initial chat about the woes of English rugby
07:19 - RE’KOKO’MENDATIONS
13:37 - Patreon plug
14:02 - RUGBY NEWS
22:08 - Rugby Round Up Part 1 - BRUMBIES V REDS
30:45 - HIGHLANDERS V FORCE
32:17 - BLUES V CRUSADERS
33:40 - CHIEFS V MOANA PASIFIKA
33:43 - WARATAHS V HURRICANES
42:41 - Prof’s Pick The Appendage
47:47 - Rugby Round Up Part 2 - ITALY V ENGLAND
50:00 - WALES V IRELAND
52:23 - SCOTLAND V FRANCE
56:01 - Six Nations is coming down to the wire
57:33 - Listener question
01:02:15 - Swoop’s Temu Cupboard
01:09:13 - Close of the show

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