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    THREE STRAIGHT! THE WALLABIES CRUSH JAPAN & ‘MR 1000’ MASSIMO DE LUTIIS JOINS KOKO

    18/08/2026 | 1h 8 mins.
    DADDY SWOOP IS HOME!

    This week on The KOKO Show, we have a HUGE surprise for all our faithful KOKO-Nutters. You’ve been worried sick, you’ve been asking about his whereabouts and we can finally confirm that the great man has returned — DADDY SWOOP IS BACK ON THE COUCH!

    With the DOGG back in the house, the boys get straight into the footy as it rained GOLD in Townsville, with the Wallabies putting Japan to the sword in an emphatic 56-17 victory.

    The lads break down the tale of two halves up north, Les Kiss’ depth experiments and a dominant performance from the Aussie pack that had the forwards turning to the backs and saying, “Hey boys… HOLD OUR BEER!”

    Plus, in a massive coup for the show, we welcome arguably the biggest and most beautiful debutant in Wallabies history — the ‘Millemium Man’ himself, MASSIMO DE LUTIIS!

    Big Mass jumps into the hot seat to take us inside his dream Wallabies debut, reveal just how late the celebrations went after the match and he explains why his beautiful mother sends him off every week with FIVE ESKIES full of food. The big fella needs his fuel!

    But ladies and gentlemen, that is certainly not all… In Other Rugby News, the boys unpack Michael Cheika’s homecoming to the Waratahs, we preview the Wallaroos’ massive showdown with the Black Ferns and finish things off with something a little sweeter as we taste-test Wallaroo Michaela Leonard’s baked goods from ‘Made by Mac’.

    So sit back, relax, pour yourself a cuppa and grab your favourite biccy because this week on Kick Offs and Kick Ons, the boys are back together and we’re SPILLING SOME SERIOUS TEA!

    It’s footy, food, Wallabies and a returning Daddy Swoop — what more could you bloody want?!

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    TIME STAMPS
    0:00 – Start of the show
    0:43 – Swoop is back
    04:22 – Wallabies v Japan review
    09:08 – The differences between the halves in Townsville
    13:08 – Suaalii position debate
    17:23 – Jorgo is back at his best
    19:06 – Longyarn doesn’t miss
    20:23 – Les’ depth experiment
    22:09 – Cape Mentelle’s Uncompromising Character of the Week
    26:10 – Intro Massimo De Lutiis
    28:28 – About his debut
    30:14 – Post-match celebrations
    36:32 – Massimo’s take on Test footy
    38:03 – Massimo’s dating life
    39:01 – Massimo can lift tin
    41:20 – The Ireland defection
    43:02 – Massimo’s questions
    46:52 – Other Rugby News
    56:55 – Grafting & Crafting - Cookie tasting from ‘Made by Mc’
    01:02:15 – Ma’a’s Haka
    01:04:40 – Springboks v All Blacks Game 1 Preview
    01:06:00 - Close the show

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    LES KISS STARTS WITH A BANG! Wallabies Win & Izzy Dagg Talks Rugby’s Greatest Rivalry

    11/08/2026 | 1h 3 mins.
    The Wallabies are WINNERS in the Les Kiss era!

    This week on The KOKO Show, the boys get stuck into the Wallabies’ nail-biting win over the Brave Blossoms in Osaka. In tough conditions — and playing a man down for a quarter of the match — the Wallabies held off Eddie Jones’ Japanese side to hand Les Kiss a BIG W in his first game as Wallabies coach.

    But we’re not just talking Aussie rugby! The lads break down the Springboks’ close call against Los Pumas, we take a look at the All Blacks’ tussle with the Stormers and we hand out the Cape Mentelle Uncompromising Character of the Week Award to none other than Les Kiss after his dream start in the top job.

    And of course, it wouldn’t be Kick Offs and Kick Ons without an A-GRADE guest…

    This week we head across the ditch and welcome All Blacks legend and Rugby World Cup winner ISRAEL DAGG!

    With Izzy in the house, the boys break down New Zealand’s chances against the Springboks in the Greatest Rivalry Series, find out just how bloody hard it is to learn the Haka and reminisce about the time Izzy Dagg helped bring Matt Giteau’s glistening Test career to an end.

    Wallabies’ wins. All Blacks v Springboks. World Cup stories. Haka chat. Izzy Dagg taking the piss out of Gits. What more could you want?

    So sit back, relax and bask in the glorious glow of a Wallabies victory because it’s time for an all-new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons!

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    TIMESTAMPS

    00:00 - Start of the Show
    00:46 - Tributes to the Rugby Community
    03:27 - Rugby Roundup - WALLABIES V JAPAN - First Take
    09:37 - The Wallabies kicking game
    11:21 - Japan has some new weapons
    13:50 - Game 2 in Townsville
    15:33 - The Red Card
    17:22 - ARGENTINA V SPRINGBOKS
    21:16 - STORMERS V ALL BLACKS
    22:44 - Cape Mentelle Uncompromising Character
    25:41 - Other Rugby News - Nard and Fanga return for Tahs
    27:00 - Cheik to the Tahs?
    30:40 - We welcome Izzy Dagg
    34:24 - Izzy aging beautifully / Life post footy
    39:46 - Ma'a is playing against the All Blacks
    44:04 - Learning the Haka
    46:57 - The Greatest Rivalry
    51:25 - How will the All Blacks go
    57:43 - Series prediction & Start, Bench, Drop
    01:02:44 - Close the Show

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    The Les Kiss Era Begins! Tom Hooper & Josh Canham Join KOKO

    04/08/2026 | 1h 8 mins.
    This week on the KOKO Show we are serving up a ploughman's platter of chunky chaps to bring in a new chapter of Australian Rugby under the one true hugger Mr Les Kiss. That is right! Up first, we were joined all the way from an onsen in Osaka by the man of the moment and hat-trick hero Mr Josh Chanam. With Joshy in tow the lads chat about all things Wallabies on tour, the feel of the team under Les and how the lads are preparing to demolish the Japanese on Saturday. Secondly, all the way from the chilly streets of Canberra one of the Wallabies’ wounded best Mr Tom Hooper joins the show to discuss his injury timeline, what it’s like playing footy in Exeter and who the hardest bastards are to play in World Rugby.

    Plus, the boys share their own thoughts about the impending Les Kiss takeover of Australian Rugby and what they believe this great man has to offer the game at a national level. We also get stuck into a little Rugby Round Up Segment where we dissect the Waratahs’ close loss to the Blues in the Super W Playoff Final last weekend. Finally, the boys play a little game called ‘What Said That?’, where they try and guess which of their Wallabies coaches said some outlandish quotes over the years. So sit back, relax and lay a big ‘Kissy’ on a loved one. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons, Lesssssssssss Gooooooooooo!

    TIMESTAMPS
    00:00 – Start of the Show
    03:26 – Josh Canham Joins the Show
    05:36 – Josh on the Les Kiss takeover
    07:39 – Josh on Japan & the Japanese toilets
    11:15 – Josh's red hot form
    13:21 – Quick Fire Questions
    13:21 – Josh on this week's game
    16:08 – Has Eddie used any mind games?
    16:54 – Josh Leaves
    18:51 – The Boy chat about Les Kiss
    22:37 – Goit on his different Wallabies coaches
    27:44 – The Who Said It Game – Coaching Edition
    32:11 – Goit's relationship with Robbie Deans
    33:32 – Rugby Round Up – Super W Playoff
    36:17 – Wallabies v Japan Preview
    41:09 – Other Rugby News
    44:41 – Tom Hooper Joins KOKO
    46:12 – Tom's injury & return date
    47:48 – Tom's time in Exeter
    49:09 – Tom's decision to return to the Reds
    54:48 – Tom's preferred position
    55:44 – Winner Stays On Game
    1:06:44 – Close of the Show

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    The Wallabies are Back and to Help the Boys Celebrate Angus Bell Joins KOKO

    21/07/2026 | 1h 11 mins.
    This week on the KOKO show we are joined by our favourite bodacious baddie, the king of the piggies and the loosest loose-head in the business Mr Angus Stephen Bell. With Belly riding up front the lads broke down how the Wallabies turned their international season around by folding the Italians like a couple of calzones. He also spoke on how the Wallabies farewelled Joe Schmidt in style and what this means for their confidence for the remainder of the year. Belly also talked about his time in Ulster pretending to be a number 10, how the Irish way of life is similar to Australia and how his time in the Emerald Isle has shaped his game for this international run. The boys also do a full Rugby Roundup Segment thanks to Active Ops, to put a juicy little bow on the midway point of the Nations Championship, plus the lads also preview the next big international fixtures that are coming up soon for the men in gold and we spend a little time to wax lyrical about Joe Schmidt’s time in charge of the Wallabies.

    Plus, the lads hand hat-trick hero Josh Canham the Cape Mentelle ‘Uncompromising Character of the Week Award’ for his heroic efforts against the Italians, a performance so good that WADA had to drug test him at full-time. We also got stuck into a little reflection on the week that was in sport, with our fan favourite segment ‘How Good is Sport?’ brought to you by TCL. So sit back, relax and raise a glass to the great Joe Schmidt and Laurie Fisher for all they have done in Australian Rugby. With pride in our hearts and gratitude in our loins, it is now time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons. Les GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

    Time Stamps
    00:00 – Start of the show
    00:38 – Koko popping bottles toast
    02:30 – Git's holiday recap.
    03:10 – Intro Angus Bell.
    04:22 – Belly on the Italian Game.
    06:40 – Angus Bell on Joe Schmidt.
    08:01 – What presents did the departing coaches get?
    08:47 – The growth of the Wallabies’ set piece
    11:01 – Belly's time in Ulster.
    12:57 – Belly on Josh Canham
    15:52 – The Les Kiss takeover
    16:42 – Eddie Jones and the upcoming Japan tests.
    18:47 – Belly on Miles Amatosero's debut
    21:15 – Farewell to Belly.
    23:47 – Highlight & lowlight of Goit's holiday.
    25:50 – Rugby Round Up by Active Ops – WALLABIES V ITALY
    32:03 – ALL BLACKS v IRELAND
    37:36 – ARGENTINA v ENGLAND
    44:03 – SOUTH AFRICA v WALES
    45:46 – JAPAN v FRANCE
    47:08 – FIJI v SCOTLAND
    49:28 – Cape Mentelle's Uncompromising Character of the Week
    53:25 – Did We Schmidt It In?
    58:13 – Tribute to Joe Schmidt.
    01:03:58 – How Good Is Sport brought to you by TCL
    01:10:02 – Close the Show.

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    James O’Connor Joins KOKO to Dissect the Wallabies’ Winter Woes

    14/07/2026 | 1h 9 mins.
    This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by the ‘Golden Child’ of Australian Rugby, he is the man that made the frosted tip hip, a bloke that would shine with a magic jaw line, it is the one and only Mr James Rabs O’Connor. With James riding up front, the boys go deep inside the Wallabies’ dramatic loss to France at Suncorp, breaking down the issues surrounding the side and illuminating both the mental and physical shortcomings that are apparent on the field. Plus, with Active Ops providing us with up to date data we cover all the necessary stats from the weekend of International Rugby. The boys then move on to chat about James’ immediate playing future and how they believe his rugby IQ and IP would be invaluable for the Wallabies in the current climate. We also shed some light on the positives from the game with a little segment brought to you by Cape Mentelle Wineries called ‘The Uncompromising Character of the Week’, where we highlight the work of Tom Staniforth coming home to Australia but playing for France on home soil.

    Finally, we close the show with another dose of ‘How Good is Sport’ brought to you by TCL and then we put Swoop back in the hot seat with a brand new look at ‘Swoop Will Sort It’. As the Wallabies’ hole gets a little deeper and Joe Schmidt’s tenure comes to an end, we call on all Australians to rally around the lads and get them over the line against the mozzarella massaging men of Italy. They need us right now! So sit back, relax and throw your frozen pizza in the oven. It is time for an all new episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.

    Timestamps
    00:00 – Intro to the show
    02:50 – Recap of the Wallabies House
    07:45 – Rugby Round Up brought to you by Active Ops
    08:01 – James O'Connor joins the show
    12:46 – Wallabies v France
    24:23 – The Wallabies need old I.P.
    27:23 – Has JOC spoken to Joe?
    31:37 – The Fraser McReight chase
    34:57 – The Ntamack show for France
    36:28 – Wallabies should pick experienced players
    40:31 – James talking about GBR Podcast
    40:52 – What James brings to the Wallabies
    42:38 – James’ playing future
    48:11 – Cape Mentelle – Uncompromising Character
    54:58 – All Blacks v Italy
    58:03 – South Africa v Scotland
    59:17 – Japan v Ireland
    59:46 – Fiji v England
    1:00:53 – Argentina v Wales
    1:01:19 – Third Round Predictions
    1:01:56 – How Good is Sport – by TCL
    1:07:37 – Close of the show

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A rugby show like no other, where the only thing bigger than the names are the laughs and good times. In an unfiltered chinwag with host and comedian, James 'The Professor Rochford, Adam Ashley-Cooper, Matt Giteau and Drew Mitchell share incredible stories from their global careers and offer their take on rugby's latest happenings. Every week we'll be diving into what’s been going on across ‘the game they play in heaven’ amongst other on and off-field fun. Imagine catching up with your mates at the local drinking hole and debriefing on the weekend's antics…that is if your mates were some of the best rugby players of all time!That’s the low-down. We love making it and hope you'll love tuning in. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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