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Sarnia de la Maré FRSA
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  • The Duke of Dunstable’s Seduction A Mills and Swoon™ Short by Sarnia de la Mare
    Mills and Swoon: “The Duke of Dunstable’s Seduction” by Sarnia de la Mare , for Tale Teller Club Publishing.Lady Antonia Bellweather had three secrets, well a lot more than three but I will break readers in gently.She couldn’t ride side-saddle without swearing.Her French maid was actually from Glasgow.And she’d once had a highly inappropriate dream about the Duke of Dunstable involving marmalade and a velvet chaise. (It was a strange dream that also involved the butler, but luckily, things had become hazy at that point.)Sadly, the Duke had yet to reciprocate any marmalade-based fantasies, though he did occasionally stare at her bodice as if trying to recall where he’d left his monocle.Her Ladyship had spent all season attempting to draw more of the Duke's attention. She had even asked assistance of her friends, a lady of ill repute and even her French maid (just in case the things they say about Glaswegian girls was actually true).The Season was in full swing. Antonia’s dance card was crammed with tedious barons and sweaty viscounts who spoke only of dogs, land, and their mother’s digestion. But the Duke — Augustus Thorne — was different. He smelt faintly of scandal and expensive leather. His wit was as dry as her aunt’s sherry. But, most annoyingly, he refused to flirt back. The Duke was most certainly the most eligible bachelor in London and there was fierce competition from other debutants. Even the odd widow sitting on a huge pile was proving to be a thorn in her Ladyship's silky smooth rump.Until the day she fell out of a tree.She’d been retrieving her hat, which had flown off during an extremely fast canter and landed in the crook of a particularly uppity sycamore. Scrambling up in her riding habit (with the kind of agility that would have horrified her governess), she lost her balance — and her dignity — and landed flat on her back in a hay cart. Her skirts had turned themselves inside out and covered her face, completely exposing her new bloomers. (At least they were French and not from Glasgow.)And who should be there mounted ion his stallion holding a hunting crop with one raised eyebrow?“Lady Antonia,” said the Duke, with a slow smirk. “Is this a regular occurrence or should I be concerned?”Her Ladyship peeled the crinolines from her blushing cheeks.“I assure you, Your Grace,” she gasped, winded and scrambling around to retain some modesty, “I climb trees entirely for sport. And hats.”He moved his horse closer, his voice sinfully low. “That wasn’t very ladylike.”"I did it on purpose to get your attention'' she lied.Then he laughed — that deep, sinful kind of laugh that makes one’s stays feel over-tight — and offered her his hand."Your undergarments have my full attention, your Ladyship."The Duke pulled her towards him and mounted her side saddle on his horse. No swearing this time. His nethers were pulsing.“I should reprimand you,” he said, squeezing her tightly, “for unseemly behaviour.”“I dare you,” she whispered.He clicked his heels and they galloped to the hayloft. Her heart was pounding, a mix of desire and a touch of trepidation that was also, let's face it, exhilarating. The Duke reprimanded her with his manliness. No marmalade was required, and no butler intervened, thankfully.Three weeks later, the banns were read.The Duke of Dunstable had finally met his match, a woman who climbed trees, defied etiquette, wore the most lustful knickers in London, and knew exactly how to take a gentle reprimand with the eagerness of a virgin, again and again.© 2025 Sarnia de la Mare.A Mills and Swoon Short for Tale Teller Club Publishing.
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  • The Olive Grove Agreement: A Hot and Hilarious French Villa Romance – A Mills & Swoon™ Short
     📘 The Olive Grove Agreement: A Hot and Hilarious French Villa Romance – A Mills and Swoon One reluctant heiress. One infuriatingly hot ex-chef. And one very firm agreement made over figs and fornication.Title: The Olive Grove AgreementA Mills and Swoon ShortWhere inheritance meets innuendo and everything smells faintly of rosemary and bad decisions.Cass Winter was not in the mood for a French villa.She had deadlines, a dodgy knee, and the last time she tried to drive on the right side of the road she’d accidentally parked in a fountain. But apparently, her great-aunt Iris had passed away and left her La Maison du Hérisson, a once-grand property in the hills of Provence. And so, armed with nothing but SPF 50 and mild resentment, Cass arrived.It was hotter than she expected. And louder. Especially in the garden, where someone was swearing in French and violently attacking an olive tree.She squinted.He was shirtless. Tanned. And wielding garden shears like they owed him money.“You’re not supposed to be here,” he barked, in the polished English of someone who’d once dated a model named Saskia.Cass raised a brow. “And you are?”“I live here,” he snapped. “Who the hell are you?”Meet Luc Brousseau, disgruntled former chef, current squatter, and all-round beautifully difficult man.It turned out Iris had taken him in after he “quit” (read: was fired from) a Michelin-starred kitchen in Lyon for seducing a critic and flambéing her handbag. She let him stay in the guesthouse in exchange for cooking and grumpiness.And now? Now the guesthouse had no formal deed. And Luc had no intention of leaving.“I’m not going anywhere,” he said over dinner that night, ladling cassoulet into bowls like a man who knew exactly what he was worth. “Unless you drag me out in handcuffs.”Cass smiled sweetly. “Don’t tempt me.”The first week was war. Passive-aggressive Post-it notes on the fridge. Loud music at strategic times. He cooked at midnight. She reorganised the pantry just to upset him.But then… something shifted.It began with wine. Then a storm. Then her power went out and he “reluctantly” invited her to sleep on his sofa. One glass of Châteauneuf-du-Pape became two. Then his hand was on her thigh. Then her dress was on the floor.He kissed like he argued—deliberately, intensely, and with far too much tongue.“Still want me gone?” he growled, half-naked, pinning her against the ancient stone wall.“Ask me again tomorrow,” she gasped.In the morning, she found a croissant, a perfectly brewed coffee, and a note:Keep the villa.I’ll keep the guesthouse.We’ll share the rest.—LShe sipped the coffee, watching him prune a fig tree shirtless. Again.Cass smiled.The inheritance wasn’t the only thing that needed handling delicately.The End.
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  • Plus-One Problems by Mills and Swoon A Short Love Story for Romance Lovers #sarniadelamare
    Plus-One Problems: A Risqué Fake Dating Romance at a Hen Do – A Mills and Swoon Short Subtitle (optional for blog or preview):She needed a fake boyfriend for 48 hours. What she got was robes, rooftop kisses, and something suspiciously close to feelings.
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  • Beneath the Amber Moon by Sarnia de la Mare a Mills and Swoon short stor
    Beneath the Amber Moon by Sarnia de la Maré FRSAMarina Vale had precisely three rules for her new seaside life:No high heels before noon.No men named anything.And absolutely no falling in love with anyone who owns a boat.By Tuesday, she’d broken two of them. By Wednesday, the third was looking dangerously shaky.Marina had returned to her family’s crumbling clifftop manor in Dorset with grand intentions of solitude and home-grown tomatoes. After a spectacularly public London divorce involving a hedge fund, a Hungarian model, and a poorly aimed breadstick, she was determined to become the kind of woman who wore linen without creasing and talked to plants. Instead, she found herself staring far too long at the new dockhand's biceps.Aeron Maddox. With a name like that, he was contractually obliged to be hot. And he was. The kind of hot that made you reconsider feminism, underwear, and your grocery list all at once.She spotted him on her morning walk to the bay—shirt clinging, jeans low, working a coil of rope like he was in a very niche exercise video titled Knots and Thighs.“New?” she asked, casually clutching her water bottle like it might burst into flames.He glanced up. Dark hair. Sharp jaw. Smile like he knew what she dreamt about.“Temporary,” he replied, eyes dragging slowly from her sandals to her sunhat. “You?”“Divorced,” she said brightly. “And drying out.”Aeron laughed. A deep, quiet kind of laugh that suggested he didn’t take much seriously—except maybe the way he was currently not taking his eyes off her.Enter: Theo Ellison.Theo was her past dressed in corduroy and good decisions. He’d been her almost-fiancé back when she still thought brunch was a personality. Tall, charming, and entirely too nice, Theo turned up at her door three days later, holding a bouquet of ethically sourced wildflowers and the sort of hopeful expression that made her deeply suspicious.“I heard you were back,” he said, rain dripping from his hair. “I thought… I might come and ruin your peace.”“Oh, thank God,” Marina said. “I was starting to make sourdough.”He kissed her cheek and smelled of bergamot and poor timing.Things escalated, as they tend to do, over a dinner party.Marina had invited them both without thinking. Or rather, without admitting she was thinking. Theo brought wine. Aeron brought a crab. There was jazz. There was risotto. There was tension so thick it could be spooned into ramekins and served with a sprig of regret.When Theo leaned in to whisper something undoubtedly poetic, Aeron raised a brow and cracked a claw.“Everything all right, Marina?” he asked, voice low and infuriatingly amused.She cleared her throat and tried not to explode. “Peachy. Just two old flames and one highly flammable woman.”After dessert, Theo offered to help with the dishes. Aeron stayed behind to dry. Marina, foolishly, stood in the middle like a Regency heroine on a hen night.“I remember the sound you made when I touched your neck,” Aeron murmured, not looking at her. “Wonder if you still do.”She dropped a spoon.From the kitchen, Theo called, “Still like chamomile, Rina? I made a pot.”And that’s when she knew she was absolutely, completely, and spectacularly doomed.Later that week, Marina stood on the cliff path, barefoot and wine-glossed, watching the moon spill amber across the water.Two men. One heart. Zero bloody clue.But for now? She was exactly where she wanted to be. Between chapters. Between kisses. Between one delicious mistake and another.She grinned, tilted her face to the wind, and whispered to no one in particular:“Tomorrow, I’m buying a boat.”The End.
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  • Love in the Time of Goo Genre: Sci-Fi/Horror/Romance (B-Movie Style) by Tale Teller Club
    Love in the Time of GooGenre: Sci-Fi/Horror/Romance (B-Movie Style)Tagline: "It oozed from the swamp… and straight into her heart."ACT I: The Swamp, the Scientist, and the Soda JerkIt’s 1959 in the steamy backwoods of Cypress Hollow, a nowhere town where nothing ever happens—until Dr. Veronica Flame, a chain-smoking exobiologist with a tragic past and a PhD from "a European university that definitely exists," crash-lands her government jeep in the middle of Swamp Sector Z. She’s investigating strange seismic readings and rumors of glowing frogs.Meanwhile, Johnny Rocket, a square-jawed soda jerk with a leather jacket and a motorcycle named Freedom, dreams of rock 'n' roll stardom and escaping his dead-end job at Big Bob’s Milkshake Haven.They meet when Johnny finds Veronica passed out next to a steaming crater, cradling a glass vial of neon green goo. He takes her to town, ignoring the throbbing, ominous hum from the swamp that makes dogs howl and milk curdle.ACT II: The Ooze AwakensThat night, while Veronica recovers in Johnny’s retro-futuristic trailer (decorated with pin-up posters, rayguns, and Elvis records), the vial begins to pulsate. Unbeknownst to them, the goo is sentient… and lonely. It escapes.The next morning, townsfolk start acting strange—romantic, even. Sheriff Buck’s hound falls in love with a fencepost. Old Widow Dangle dances in the street with a mailbox. Everyone is infected with hyper-emotion, driven by an alien need to love.Veronica deduces that the goo is extraterrestrial pheromone concentrate from Planet Zarnok-7, engineered to end war by making beings fall in uncontrollable love. It’s a weaponized cuddle-bomb.Johnny wants to destroy it. Veronica, torn between science and her feelings, argues they should study it.Meanwhile, the goo, now an eight-foot-tall translucent blob named Merv, forms a crush on Johnny. It tries to gift him a bouquet made from car bumpers and live possums.ACT III: The Heart That Ate Cypress HollowAs Merv’s emotional instability grows, he kidnaps Johnny and constructs a wedding altar out of rusted shopping carts and jukebox parts in the center of the swamp. Veronica must choose: save Johnny, or join Merv’s polyblobule hive-mind of intergalactic affection.Veronica confronts Merv with a flamethrower and a love poem. Her words confuse the creature, forcing it to experience heartbreak. The goo begins to dissolve, but not before releasing a final burst of psychic pheromone gas.Johnny and Veronica wake up in each other’s arms, covered in slime but deeply in love. The townsfolk recover, dazed but happy.EPILOGUE:Back at Big Bob’s Milkshake Haven, now renamed Merv’s Café of Love, Johnny strums his guitar while Veronica serves cherry phosphates. A tiny blob watches from a petri dish in the corner—pulsing… waiting…Roll credits over doo-wop ballad: "Love Is a Gooey Thing."
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