Welcome to "Proper True Yarn," the podcast that takes you on a rollicking journey through the wildest, funniest, and most extraordinary stories from around the ...
The Snake Charmer, Harpoon Needles, and the Mysterious Lizard Liquor with Jeff Perot
Welcome back to the Proper True Yarn Podcast, where the yarns are wild, the laughs are loud, and the stories are proper true—maybe with just a bit of extra seasoning. This episode features none other than the legendary Jeff Perot, who’s got a treasure trove of outrageous tales straight from the Aussie outback.First, Jeff takes us back to a snake-killing adventure that nearly ends in disaster, with a shot that blows a garden rake sky-high and sends the whole crew into a panic. And then there’s the time Jeff ended up in a hospital with an infection, but ended up dodging a "harpoon needle" and making a daring escape in full cowboy regalia, only to get caught by the cops.We also get a wild yarn about legless lizards and metho, with a hilarious twist involving Jeff's mate "Gnarly Ryan." Not to mention a kitchen disaster starring Mrs. Mahoney, a cook whose culinary skills were... let's just say, unforgettable.This episode is a proper cracker, packed with all the classic Aussie humor, outback mischief, and Jeff’s legendary storytelling. You won’t want to miss it!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Hypnotized Jackaroo, Beasley’s Misadventure, and a True Rooter’s Tale
In this episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, we’re joined by the legendary Jeff Perot, a true character from the outback who’s lived a life full of wild stories, crazy adventures, and unforgettable yarns. Jeff takes us back to his school days at Saint Brendan’s in Yeppoon, where a mate named Bob Beasley became infamous for his hilarious blunders in class. From calling the "sick boy" a "hospital case" to clashing with a forgetful poetry recital, Bob’s antics had everyone in stitches. But it’s not just schoolyard tales; Jeff shares stories from the bush, including a hypnotism prank that left a mate with soot-covered face and a bewildered mind, and a trip down memory lane with the famous Brian Cohen—aka "The Horse Whisperer."From a wild comedy show at school to the mischief and chaos of the Australian outback, this episode is full of laughs, oddball characters, and true Aussie grit. Get ready for a proper true yarn, as Jeff recounts some of the most bizarre and hilarious moments in his long, adventurous life. You won’t want to miss it!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Brian's Last Laugh: The Funeral Mishap & The Ultimate Final Cruise
In this gripping episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Brian Perry shares an exclusive and emotional story from the funeral industry. A special tribute to his mate Brian, an old-school funeral director from Gladstone, who passed away after battling cancer. What was supposed to be a routine transfer turns into a disaster when Brian's hearse breaks down, leaving him stranded with a body in the back of his vehicle. From struggling with a faulty immobilizer to loading his mate into an old Hilux ute for the final journey, this episode is filled with humor, mishaps, and a bit of supernatural mischief. It’s a yarn about loyalty, friendship, and the unforgettable last laugh from beyond.#propertrueyarnd Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Buzzing the Barra: The Helicopter Mishap & The Ultimate Fish Wingman
In this wild episode of the Proper True Yarn podcast, Brian Perry shares an epic yarn about buzzing a bloke fishing from a helicopter and scaring the shit out of his mate Knuckles in the process! After a close call with fuel and airspace, the crew swoops in to get a closer look at a massive 1.3m barra being caught, all while dodging potential disaster. From flying low over boats to tracking fish on a chopper flight tracker, this episode is packed with high-flying action, mischief, and the ultimate fishing wingman moment. Tune in for some classic yarns that will have you hooked!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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The Wildest Funeral Requests: Gold Seeds, Prince Alberts & $60K Coffins
In this Proper True Yarn episode, Knuckles sits down with Bryze, a funeral director, to share some of the most bizarre, jaw-dropping funeral requests he's ever received. From families wanting to retrieve gold seeds from the deceased's body to requests for a Prince Albert piercing removal, nothing is off-limits. Brian also dives into the world of extravagant funerals, including $60,000 coffins and multi-generational mausoleums, revealing the surprising costs behind some of the most lavish send-offs. Tune in for an unforgettable conversation that goes beyond the grave.#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Welcome to "Proper True Yarn," the podcast that takes you on a rollicking journey through the wildest, funniest, and most extraordinary stories from around the globe. Join your host, the one and only Knuckles from Country Trucker Caps, as he sits down with an eclectic array of captivating individuals, each armed with a remarkable tale to share.Buckle up for a whirlwind adventure as we dive headfirst into the rich tapestry of human experiences. With a mix of humor, heart, and sheer audacity, our guests regale us with their most unforgettable yarns. From heartwarming anecdotes that tug at your emotions to sidesplitting tales that leave you doubled over in laughter, "Proper True Yarn" promises an electrifying blend of storytelling unlike any other.Whether it's a daring escapade across far-flung lands, an encounter with the supernatural that defies explanation, or simply a slice of life that resonates with the universal human spirit, our podcast uncovers the gems that make our world a truly captivating place.So, grab your favorite pair of Country Trucker Caps and prepare to be enthralled. Tune in to "Proper True Yarn" as Knuckles and his spirited guests weave a tapestry of the extraordinary, reminding us all that life's most incredible moments are often just a story away. Remember, it's not just a tale – it's a proper true yarn!#propertrueyarn Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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