Ratbag with Mel & Sam

Toot toot! We hope you aren't listening to this whilst waiting for your mate to get out of the house and slowly gander to your car?! You deserve better!!!Thanks for joining us for another completely-important Ratbag episode! We are stoked to be your new favourite podcast hosted by Mel-will-get-her-licence-when-pigs-fly-O'Brien, and Australia's most impatient-hatchback-owner Samantha Andrew.In this episode, the girls rapid fire some important hot takes including finding a new event like the races, minus the animal cruelty (we need somewhere to watch men fall over in Gazman suits!!). Mel wastes no time in harping on about the cinematic brilliance that is 'Monsters University' (#getthemtomonsterland) and Tom opens up both their eyes to a bizzare way he likes to style himself, which involves not a lot of weather forecast watching, and more a 'trust your gut' kind of approach.If you're still waiting on that main road and your mate hasn't opened your car door yet, zoom off without them, into the sunset man!!! You don't need em!!!If it isn't bleedingly obvious. We jadoreeee you we’ll see you on Thursday for another Ratfood!Mel & Sam—You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://bit.ly/MelAndSamYouTubeFollow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!—Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.—A Grouse House PodcastRecorded at Haven't You Done Well ProductionsProduced by Thomas Zahariou Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Alright, lil rats, this is a safe space. Raise your hand if you have ever listened to a song just because you KNOW it’ll make your Spotify Wrapped just that liiiiiiittle bit cooler (we see you <3 )In this week’s Ratfood, Mel & Sam chat about a rapidly growing makeup trend that they OBVIOUSLY single-handedly started, they unpack the unparalleled horrors of self-taping (in which Mel shares an embarrassing clip from a self-tape that almost ruined her life this week), the pair chat Mrs Doubtfire, sweaty bums, the perils of being hangry (note: heat-angry) and finally … *drum roll please* it is CHRISTMAS COME EARLY in the world of music as they predict what their own soon-to-be-released Spotify Wrapped will look like.We hope you’re having a beautiful week wherever you are! Keep nibblin’, and we’ll see you on Monday for more VERY important content. We love you!xxMel & Sam—You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://bit.ly/MelAndSamYouTubeFollow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!—Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.—A Grouse House PodcastRecorded at Haven't You Done Well ProductionsProduced by Thomas Zahariou Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello you rats and welcome to another jam packed episode of Ratbag! In this episode Mel waxes lyrical about the joys of squirting, followed by a true life story only a splash blanket could solve. Sam then shares a horror story from the time her Hinge date had her completely confused … for someone else … Mel then brings a bonkers "would you rather" question involving a butch lesbian who can only talk in bouldering metaphors (we know our target audience, thanks so much for playing). The two then send it home with a disco number featuring a Renee Rap rap.As always, big kisses to you for tuning in and we will see ya this Thursday for our more "laid back" (a word that has never been used to describe us lol) 'Ratfood'.Mel & Sam—You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://bit.ly/MelAndSamYouTubeFollow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!—Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.—A Grouse House PodcastRecorded at Haven't You Done Well ProductionsProduced by Thomas Zahariou Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

WE PROMISE IT’S THE LAST WE’LL TALK ABOUT WICKED!!! WE PROMISE. IT’S ALMOST OVER. Welcome to Ratfood Week 4, lil ratzzzzz.First thing’s first, if you haven’t checked out our Wicked Parody music video yet, GO HAVE A LIL LOOKSEE! It’s our favourite thing we’ve ever made!! Nobody freak out! It’s not a big deal!GAY WICKED PARODY MUSIC VIDEO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KuYKrPZPWr4In this Ratfood, Mel & Sam unpack the global Wickedmania, their own thoughts on the film, the queer undertones of Elphaba and Galinda (apparently Jonathan Bailey is hot?? Couldn’t be for us!), they unpack the phenomena of lookalike contests that are taking the world (just not Australia - clearly!) by storm, Sam tells the story of the natural lip filler she got whilst third-wheeling on a date this week and lots, lots more!Thanks for listening, you rats! We love you dearly with all of our nibbly little teeth, and we’ll see you on Monday for more VERY important content.xxMel & Sam—You can watch the full video form of this episode on YouTube HERE: https://bit.ly/MelAndSamYouTubeFollow Mel & Sam on Instagram (@themelandsam) to keep up with all things pod, live shows and other nonsense. And remember, our Bring Bring Bitch hotline is always open! You can also send submissions to [email protected]!—Mel & Sam would like to acknowledge that Ratbag is being recorded on Stolen Land.The original custodians of this land have had a rich history of storytelling for over 65,000 years, and we pay our respects to the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin nation whose land we are recording Ratbag on.Treaties were never signed. Sovereignty was never ceded. Always was and always will be Aboriginal land.—A Grouse House PodcastRecorded at Haven't You Done Well ProductionsProduced by Thomas Zahariou Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.