Staying Alive with Jon Gabrus & Adam Pally

On this episode of Staying Alive, hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally sit down with a guy who’s really done the work, it’s The Simpsons showrunner Matt Selman, and he’s brought along his Doughboys hat and a Notes app full of fitness topics to discuss, so you KNOW this is serious business. They’ll talk about Gold’s Gym, mindless accumulation, getting reprimanded for singing while working out, getting paid to laugh at powerful people, getting fired from Seinfeld, and, of course, food, at some length. Plus: John Cena says “alcohol kills gains,” and what are we doing with this lotion in the bathroom thing, everybody?

 

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This episode was recorded April 21 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA

Special thanks to Brett Boham

Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris

Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music

Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann

Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson

 

Keywords for this episode: Bill Maher, The Simpsons, Duff Man, Mar Vista, LA fires, Billy Crystal, Verse, Chi SPACCA, narcissism, body dysmorphia, Gold’s Gym Venice, Pumping Iron, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Fox lot, profanity words, The Gym, Billions, DEXA Scan, Prenuvo, CPAP, John Cena, party schools, Seinfeld, DOMS, Tabata, Michelada, Simpsons tattoos

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In this bonus clip from Staying Alive, guest Blair Socci used to read all the time for pleasure, but now she just can’t focus. This relatable topic leads to her explaining the last several years of Bravo’s Summer House in quite some detail, and eventually to an airing of grievances with that notorious TERF JK Rowling.

 

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Check out her podcast Spaced Out with Blair Socci

 

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This episode was recorded April 27 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA

Special thanks to Brett Boham

Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris

Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music

Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann

Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson

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On this episode of Staying Alive, it’s shades up as hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally sit down with real life Pokémon Blair Socci (@fter Midnight, Spaced Out with Blair Socci) to discuss her recent autism diagnosis, vibration plates, flirting on planes, and the epic tale of Blair’s 24 hours on OnlyFans (as a result of this conversation, she’s restarted it! Ankle down, no hole!). Plus, Blair was a big fan of their show A Million And One Ways To Party Before You Die (close enough), and Pally’s dating advice: “Find the liar that lies the least.”

 

Follow Blair @blairsocci

Blair’s OnlyFeet HERE

Check out her podcast Spaced Out with Blair Socci

 

Full video episodes available HERE.

Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive

 

This episode was recorded April 27 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA

Special thanks to Brett Boham

Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris

Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music

Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann

Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson

 

Keywords for this episode: Sunglasses, Autism, Bono, Horace Grant, log flume, Michael Phelps, Wade Boggs, Love On The Spectrum, Occam’s Razor, Pedialyte, vibration plate, red light mask, lymphatic drainage, strength training, Comedy Store, Caulipower Frozen Pizzas, Foccacc, Mamie, chicken caesar wrap, Ron Funches, nighttime gummies, running, up that hill,  shrimp pasta, A Million And One Ways To Party Before You Die, dick pics, Frozen, OnlyFans, ankle down, no hole, Marc Maron

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In this bonus clip from Staying Alive, guest Vic Michaelis turns the tables on the fellas with a question of their own: “What other job would they do, if not comedy?” This leads to a discussion about families, older peers, losing your parents, and a laundry list of things Adam doesn’t think he could do. Plus, sincere praise for Vic and their elite level voice of reasoning.

 

Follow Vic @vicmmic, check out Very Important People on Dropout.TV!

Donate to Zebra Youth, Lost-n-Found Youth, Transgender Law Center!!

 

Full video episodes available HERE.

Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive

 

This episode was recorded April 27 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA

Special thanks to Brett Boham

Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris

Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music

Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann

Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson

 

Keywords for this episode: Dan Smith Teaches Guitar, lifeguard, salesman, nurse, teacher, parents, VIP, Matt Besser

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On this week’s episode of Staying Alive… look, this show is available as a video podcast and you’re gonna want to watch this episode, because although they can talk TO their guest Vic Michaelis’ hand, hosts Jon Gabrus and Adam Pally may not talk ABOUT Vic Michaelis’ hand. They’ll instead talk to their good friend Vic (Very Important People, Dimension 20, Game Changer) about taekwondo (but not the hand), growing up in megachurches (but not the hand), and eventually, yes, the hand. Um, white socks with loafers MUCH?!

 

Follow Vic @vicmmic, check out Very Important People on Dropout.TV!

Donate to Zebra Youth, Lost-n-Found Youth, Transgender Law Center!!

 

Full video episodes available HERE.

Check out Staying Alive merch at siriusxmstore.com/stayingalive

 

This episode was recorded April 27 at Forever Dog in Los Angeles CA

Special thanks to Brett Boham

Staying Alive is produced by Devon Torrey Bryant and Anne Harris

Engineered and edited by Devon Torrey Bryant, who also wrote the music

Associate producer and video editor is Maddie McCann

Executive produced by Jon Gabrus, Adam Pally, Sean Hayes, Will Arnett, Jason Bateman, Bernie Kaminski, and Rich Korson

 

Keywords for this episode: Woody Harrelson, The Hobbit, Montana, THE RED HAND, Russell Brand, Jesus fish, Paul Bettany, vitamins, THE RED HAND, Sylvester Stallone, taekwondo, Foot Fist Way, Napoleon Dynamite, THE RED HAND, Pacific Rim, Portland, Sliding Doors, Stuart Little, football, SCUBA certification, THE RED HAND, Radiohead, pottery, Gravid Water, tie-dye, The Pitt, Savannah Bananas, Zebra Youth, Lost & Found, Transgender Law Center

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