Australia Day, Justin Baldoni vs Ryan Reynolds, and the Macca's Betrayal
Ollie says we need to change the date. Rojan spills on The McDonald’s Betrayal, featuring late-night nuggets, a boyfriend meltdown, and a soda water crime scene.
They also Curly Lewis Arson Fiasco (junkies, firebombs, wrong address—classic), and Ollie’s new Pokémon obsession that’s ruining his life. Plus, the Ryan Reynolds vs. Justin Baldoni PR War gets spicy, and Rojan decorates the studio with Shrek mugs and dodgy online finds.
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37:07
Black Holes, Aliens, and the Universe’s Sense of Humor: Our Chat with Astrophysicist Dr. Kirsten Banks
Ollie and Rojan dive headfirst into the universe with Dr. Kirsten Banks, astrophysicist, and professional space yapper. The crew gets their minds blown as Kirsten breaks down black holes that eat way more than they should, the infinite weirdness of dark matter, and why Venus melts everything that touches it. Spoiler: Saturn’s not walkable, but it’s still cool.
Rojan goes wild over meteors, Ollie tries to figure out if aliens are watching us (probably not), and the group explores parallel universes, spaghettification, and why the Milky Way is basically a giant pizza. Turns out the universe has a wicked sense of humor, and Kirsten’s here to prove it.
It’s part science lesson, part existential crisis, and 100% chaos as the gang unpacks why Earth might just be the lamest tourist spot for aliens. .
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1:07:42
2025 is our Post-Brain Rot Era: Weddings, Weird Traditions, and Beach Cabanas
Ollie admits he’s a Taoist (kinda?), Ro survives a Jewish wedding (sweat, chairs, and no one knows why), and Albo’s out here waging war on beach cabanas like he’s got nothing better to do.
We dive into insane wedding traditions (why are grooms in Korea getting smacked with fish?), cringe confessions (hello, pocket pussy disaster), and Ollie accidentally texts his boss about beetroot. Also, gender reveal burnouts are a thing, and they’re as dumb as they sound.
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33:09
2024’s Ins and Outs: Bubble Skirts Are IN, P Diddy Is OUT and Surviving Christmas with Your Sanity
Rojan rolls into the studio wearing a bubble skirt that Ollie says looks like “a nappy rolled into a dress,” while he’s flexing mismatched socks and an Australia Day hat no one asked for. Fashion? Dead on arrival.
They roast family Christmases—forced bonding, random lunch guests, and Persian-ified traditions (right after Ollie accidentally calls Rojan Serbian—he’s lucky to still be alive). The Ins and Outs List gets wild: bubble skirts are IN, run clubs and P Diddy are OUT, and doomscrolling can die already.
It’s festive, dysfunctional, and full of bad takes. 🎄
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34:42
Ray Gun's Cease-and Desist Letter and Lily Phillips' Plan to Bed 1,000 Men in 24 Hours? w/ Tim Abbott!
Ollie and Ro welcome Tim Abbott—meme king, podcast fan, and self-invited guest who slid into the guest seat like he owned it.
The crew revisits the heated barefoot-in-the-office debate (spoiler: it’s still gross), unpacks Lily Philips’ wild plan to bed 1,000 dudes in a day, and bond over their mutual beef with radicalised Swifties.
Tim also opens up about his restless energy, the highs and lows of the online world, and the struggle of pretending to adult while staying true to his chaos.
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