Two Guys on a Plane

We’re switching things up and having some fun today—because honestly, sometimes you just need to laugh about the chaos that comes with this job. We’re diving into an aviation-themed game of “Would You Rather,” and let’s just say… some of these choices had us questioning everything from our travel habits to our sanity. From standby wins to airport meltdowns, we’re breaking down the realities of life in the sky in the most unfiltered way possible.
Along the way, we’re talking about flying in bad weather, the people who text us like we control the airline, and the little travel quirks we’ve picked up over time. If you’ve ever wondered what flight attendants really think about turbulence, crying babies, or sprinting through the airport—this one’s for you. 
Episode Highlights
[0:47] We kick things off with why we love games and introduce our aviation edition of “Would You Rather”
[2:12] We talk recent flying experiences, dodging storms, and why staying home during chaos feels so good
[4:05] We vent about people texting us about flight delays like we run the airline
[5:20] Window seat vs aisle life—and why we’re firmly aisle people
[8:07] Good trip with a bad crew or bad trip with a good crew? Crew always wins
[10:28] Turbulence vs crying babies—our answer might surprise you (or not)
[12:43] Why flight attendants are actually terrible at packing
[16:05] The magic (and chaos) of non-rev travel and clutch standby wins
[18:16] Group travel vs solo travel—and how we completely changed our minds
[21:19] Lost luggage vs constant delays… both are brutal, but one hurts more
[28:35] That last-minute standby miracle leaving Thailand we’ll never forget
[33:07] Bachelorette parties vs school groups—pick your chaos
[35:49] Commute or move somewhere you hate? Easy choice for us
[37:05] Living out of a suitcase forever… honestly, we already kind of do
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We’re sitting down with Adriana Brauckmann—host of The Pre Nup Podcast — to talk all things weddings, travel, and yes… flying fears. From destination weddings and honeymoon trends to the chaos of bachelor and bachelorette parties, this one’s packed with stories, laughs, and some seriously helpful insights if you’re planning a big trip (or a big day).
We also flip the script and let Adriana grill us as nervous-flyer passengers. We get into turbulence, airplane mode myths, overhead bin drama, and what’s actually going on behind the scenes at 35,000 feet. If you’ve ever had questions about flying—or wondered how to make your wedding unforgettable without going broke—you’re gonna want to hear this. 
Episode Highlights
[0:46] We kick things off introducing Adriana and why this convo is the perfect mix of weddings + aviation
[2:23] Adriana shares a wild turbulence story that’ll make any nervous flyer sweat
[5:21] We break down turbulence—why it’s gotten worse and why you shouldn’t panic
[6:35] Adriana dives into how she got into the wedding industry and started her podcast
[10:16] We relive our own wedding planning chaos (yes, including handmade map flowers)
[15:15] Why the “little details” actually make or break a wedding
[15:52] Bachelor/bachelorette trips—fun bonding or totally out of control?
[20:41] Where couples are really spending money now (hint: honeymoon > wedding)
[24:05] Trending honeymoon destinations—including why African safaris are having a moment
[32:39] Destination weddings: smarter, cheaper, and way more personal
[39:21] Adriana puts us on the spot with nervous flyer questions
[40:24] Airplane mode—myth vs reality
[42:55] Why alcohol hits harder in the air
[44:32] The truth about airplane coffee (you asked… we answered)
[47:11] Why your “one pound overweight” bag actually matters
[48:43] Overhead bin chaos—why there’s never enough space
[51:01] How rare in-flight emergencies really are
[54:01] What flight attendants actually do during scary moments
[56:24] Our biggest passenger pet peeves (yep… we said it)
[1:00:30] How to instantly get on a flight attendant’s good side
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As flight attendants, we learn so much during our new hire training and yet… there’s so much they don’t teach you! In this episode, we’re getting real about the stuff you only learn once you’re actually out there flying. From the chaos of adjusting to the lifestyle to the small habits that can make or break your experience, we’re sharing the advice we wish we had—and the advice you all brought to the table.
We dive into everything from protecting your peace (and your sleep), to navigating crew dynamics, to the little survival tricks that keep you sane at 35,000 feet. Whether you’re brand new to the job or years in and still learning, this conversation is packed with honest, hilarious, and surprisingly practical insights you won’t hear in training.
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Episode Highlights
[0:32] We kick things off with what training doesn’t prepare you for in real flight attendant life
[2:15] Drew shares why you should NOT make major life changes your first year
[4:01] I talk about the best advice I got early on—hydration and skincare actually matter
[6:15] Drew calls me out on my postcard obsession (and why it’s still worth it)
[7:07] We get into practical advice—shoes, swelling, and surviving long days on your feet
[8:15] We react to your advice: taking time off, saving money, and not losing yourself
[10:00] Genius hotel hacks—like not getting lost in endless hallways
[14:07] Early morning van ride etiquette… please just be quiet
[17:49] Let’s normalize doing absolutely nothing on a layover
[20:21] Finding your “thing” on layovers—food, coffee, running, or just resting
[21:28] Choosing your battles with passengers and knowing when to tap out
[23:07] “Snitches get stitches” and why crew support matters more than anything
[25:38] Don’t lose yourself—have a life outside of flying
[27:53] Know your contract (we mean it) and protect yourself
[31:08] Why flying with friends beats any destination
[33:42] Hotel coffee pots… just don’t
[36:14] When the job starts wearing on you—change something
[38:15] Health, safety, and why your ears and immune system matter more than you think
[42:11] Emergency snacks = survival
[47:48] The reality of money starting out and why savings matter
[50:27] Using your flight benefits to remember why you love this job
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In this episode, we’re taking you along on one of our wildest travel adventures yet—our group trip to Thailand. What should have been a smooth non-rev journey quickly turned into a chaotic travel saga involving snowstorms, canceled flights, last-minute tickets, and a four-hour Uber ride through a blizzard just to make it to the airport. Somehow, against all odds, we made it to Thailand… barely in time for the trip to begin. 
Once we arrived, though, the adventure really kicked off. From rooftop welcome drinks in Bangkok to tuk-tuk food tours, floating markets, long-tail boats, and even trying some questionable street food, the trip was packed with unforgettable moments. We’re sharing what surprised us most about Thailand, the highlights from traveling with our group, and a few lessons we learned the hard way along the journey.
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Episode Highlights
[0:00] Our “simple” trip to Thailand turns into a travel nightmare before we even leave the U.S.
[2:10] A snowstorm causes canceled flights, standby chaos, and a scramble to escape Philly.
[5:30] We abandon non-rev plans, buy tickets, and take a four-hour Uber to JFK.
[9:20] We finally arrive in Bangkok, meet our group at rooftop happy hour, and start the trip with a welcome dinner.
[11:20] Night one: night markets, an empty nightclub, and learning Bangkok nightlife starts late.
[13:00] Day two includes a cultural museum, a long-tail boat ride, and a new favorite Thai dish.
[15:20] A tuk-tuk street food tour leads us to exotic fruit and some very questionable snacks.
[18:10] The famous railway market and floating markets where vendors move their shops for passing trains.
[21:00] An unforgettable drag show featuring queens from Drag Race Thailand.
[24:30] We fly to Phuket and immediately start judging the airline service.
[26:00] Island hopping around the Phi Phi Islands with snorkeling and shark conservation rules.
[31:20] A “relaxing” day featuring Thai massages that absolutely wreck us.
[33:30] Our final night in Phuket exploring Old Town and night markets.
[36:00] We wrap up by sharing where we’re traveling next.
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Hotels. The glamorous perk of flight attendant life… until they’re not. This week, we’re pulling back the curtain on what crew hotel life is really like — the good, the weird, and the absolutely unhinged. From “food beds” vs. “sleeping beds” to conference tables with no actual beds in sight, we’ve seen it all.
We’re also venting (just a little) about holiday passengers, airplane bathroom etiquette, and those deplaning sprinters who think row 37 is somehow first off the aircraft. Plus, in Galley Gossip, a mid-flight wardrobe change turns the aisle into a full-blown fashion runway somewhere over Kentucky. Buckle up. This one’s chaotic in the best way.
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Episode Highlights
[1:03] We talk holiday travel madness — once-a-year flyers, seat confusion, and why row numbers suddenly stop making sense.
[2:42] Drew goes full lecture mode on airplane bathroom etiquette. Tissues. Courtesy. Please.
[5:24] My rant: the deplaning sprinters who think common courtesy no longer exists.
[7:28] The glamour of hotel life — from rundown apartments to La Quinta feeling like luxury.
[9:31] Food bed vs. non-food bed. Office beds. Furniture that makes zero sense.
[11:38] The mysterious conference room hotel suite situation (yes, it happened).
[14:50] Accessible room surprises and asking the front desk for a “bathtub and shower curtain.”
[16:35] Naked hallway stories and why we need data on this immediately.
[17:22] Worst hotel offenses: bad beds, bad pillows, and impossible-to-find outlets.
[19:22] Connecting room paranoia… and Drew apparently opening the door on purpose.
[20:09] When your coworkers fight next door and security gets involved. Hotels: sometimes Jerry Springer, sometimes Marriott.
[23:25] To inspect for bed bugs or live blissfully unaware? We choose peace.
[25:39] Bathtubs vs. showers — and why soaking your feet in a sink may or may not be acceptable.
[28:11] Regional flying throwback: ordering pizza to the hotel before we even land.
[31:00] Galley Gossip: A passenger changes into a floral sundress mid-aisle and asks us if it’s giving Magic Kingdom or Epcot.
[34:32] We wrap it up and invite you to send us your wildest hotel stories.
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