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Last night’s MAFS Australia Season 13, Episode 3 gave us two brand-new couples and… yep, the villain has officially entered the chat.

First up, we meet Bec and Danny. Things start off suspiciously well - chemistry, vibes, optimism - until the honeymoon hits and suddenly we’re asking: how did we get here so fast? From smooth sailing to 🚩 real quick, and we break down exactly where it all went wrong.

Then… Chris and Brooke.
Chris, our season’s self-appointed alpha, was paired with model bride Brooke - and the wedding moment said EVERYTHING. When the celebrant asked for a kiss to seal the deal, Brooke said ✨absolutely not✨ and served him a cheek kiss only. Awkward? Yes. Telling? Also yes. Is this going to work… or are we already watching the slow-motion crash?

And let’s talk about Chris’ vibes, because WOW. He proudly hates “needy” people, people who fake tan, and fat people - and somehow expects us to believe he’s the catch? The misogyny is loud, the red flags are waving, and we unpack why he’s already giving season villain energy.

Is Bec and Danny salvageable?
Is Brooke already emotionally checked out?
And how long before Chris says something truly unforgivable?

We’ve got thoughts. Many of them.

If you love MAFS Australia recaps, reality TV commentary, and pop culture hot takes, this episode is for you.

🎧 New MAFS Australia Season 13 recaps dropping all season
👉 Follow the podcast so you don’t miss a single messy moment

MAFS Australia Season 13 Episode 2 delivered two weddings, early chaos, and our first real taste of drama.

In this Married at First Sight Australia recap, we break down Luke & Mel’s wedding and the spectacle that was Gia & Scott. Gia arrived with undeniable main character energy, a bridal party that felt more like a cast, and a “Man of Honour” (yes, we’re coining that) who immediately made himself essential to the plot.

We also need to talk about Will and Georgia - the winged monkeys have arrived. The fight that unravelled before Gia’s wedding saw Will briefly steal the spotlight, giving Gia a run for her money in the main-character stakes (even if he’s firmly a side character).

And if that wasn’t enough, we had a dial-in caller drop some tea on Steven 👀☕️ Listen to the end of the episode to get the full scoop.

We’re calling it early: Gia is here to carry the drama, Episode 2 has set the tone for a chaotic MAFS Australia Season 13, and we’re fully seated.

If you love MAFS Australia recaps, reality TV commentary, and pop culture hot takes, this episode is a must-listen.

🎧 New MAFS Australia Season 13 recaps dropping all season - follow the podcast so you don’t miss the chaos.
MAFS Australia Season 13 Episode 2 delivered two weddings, early chaos, and our first real taste of drama.

In this Married at First Sight Australia recap, we break down Luke & Mel’s wedding and the spectacle that was Gia & Scott. Gia arrived with undeniable main character energy, a bridal party that felt more like a cast, and a “Man of Honour” (yes, we’re coining that) who immediately made himself essential to the plot.

We also need to talk about Will and Georgia - the winged monkeys have arrived. The fight that unravelled before Gia’s wedding saw Will briefly steal the spotlight, giving Gia a run for her money in the main-character stakes (even if he’s firmly a side character).

And if that wasn’t enough, we had a dial-in caller drop some tea on Steven 👀☕️ Listen to the end of the episode to get the full scoop.

We’re calling it early: Gia is here to carry the drama, Episode 2 has set the tone for a chaotic MAFS Australia Season 13, and we’re fully seated.

If you love MAFS Australia recaps, reality TV commentary, and pop culture hot takes, this episode is a must-listen.

🎧 New MAFS Australia Season 13 recaps dropping all season - follow the podcast so you don’t miss the chaos.

MAFS Australia Season 13 has officially kicked off, and if Episode 1 is anything to go by, we’re in for absolute chaos. In this Married at First Sight Australia recap, we break down the hens party, the bucks night, and the season’s first two weddings - plus share our very unsolicited opinions and a little insider intel (you’re welcome).

We’re calling early: who’s giving villain energy, who’s the main character, and who’s already screaming future heartbreak. If you love MAFS recaps, reality TV commentary, and pop culture hot takes, this one’s for you.

New MAFS recaps dropping throughout the season - follow the podcast so you don’t miss an episode!

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