Bad Movies Rule!

• Immortals (2011)

  Immortals wants to be 300 so bad—but it’s a CGI-soaked fever dream instead. Henry Cavill’s Theseus swings a sword, Mickey Rourke chews scenery as an evil king, and the gods (Luke Evans, really?) watch from the sidelines. It’s all slow-mo battles, sweaty abs, and a magic bow that… doesn’t matter? Is this mythic mess a hidden gem or total trash? We roast 2 hours of bronze-age nonsense with our trash loving family. Two weeks left in our 1K Patreon push—join the chaos! Hosts: James Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Stephanie Farrell Fuel the Bash: We’re at 520 patrons—hit 1K by May 19 for a Surf Ninjas roast and Wisconsin Baywatch shoot! $5 gets uncut eps, Discord, and rants at patreon.com/badmoviesrule. Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab “This Shirt Is Trash” tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Mailbag Madness: Bootleg Weiners, Trash Flicks, and Podcast Cheaters

  Our trash loving BM-Rmy sent us mail—and it’s wild! We’re talking book-to-movie flops, listeners cheating with other pods, selling bootleg wieners from the studio, trash cinema gems, and tips for new podcasters. It’s a chaotic mailbag roast! James, Clint, Ryan, and Joe dive into your questions, rants, and weird ideas—60 minutes of pure BMR madness. Five weeks into our 1K Patreon push—join the fam! Hosts: James Hauser, Clint Busch, Ryan Mueller, Joe Goratowski Fuel the Bash: We’re at 500 patrons—hit 1K by May 19 for a Surf Ninjas roast and Wisconsin Baywatch shoot! $5 gets uncut eps, Discord, and rants at patreon.com/badmoviesrule. Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

  Bella’s back, and she’s moping harder than ever in The Twilight Saga: New Moon. Edward (Robert Pattinson) dumps her, so she cries to Taylor Lautner’s abs—I mean, Jacob—for 130 minutes. Sparkly vampires, shirtless werewolves, and the Volturi’s glitter gang can’t save this slog. Is it a romantic mess or a brooding bust? We roast this teen angst fest with our 110k trash fam. Four weeks into our 1K Patreon push—join the chaos! Hosts: James Hauser, Nicole Frier, Joe Goratowski, Jenna Hauser, Lauryn Mattila Fuel the Bash: We’re at 500 patrons—hit 1K by May 19 for a Surf Ninjas roast and Wisconsin Baywatch shoot! $5 gets uncut eps, Discord, and rants at patreon.com/badmoviesrule. Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Action Jackson (1988)

  Carl Weathers is Jericho “Action” Jackson—a Detroit cop with a mean right hook and meaner one-liners (“How you like your ribs?”). He’s up against Craig T. Nelson’s slimy mob boss in a B-movie bonanza of exploding taxis, mansion car chases, and Vanity’s… questionable musical numbers. This ‘80s flop swings big—does it land or crash? We roast even the ones we love for all of you! Three weeks into our 1K Patreon push—join the madness! Hosts: James Hauser, Ryan Mattila, Ryan Farrell, David Hillestad Fuel the Bash: We’re at 483 patrons—hit 1K by May 19 for a Surf Ninjas roast and Wisconsin Baywatch shoot! $5 gets uncut eps, Discord, and rants at patreon.com/badmoviesrule. Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• The 13th Warrior (1999)

  Antonio Banderas trades Zorro for Viking cosplay in The 13th Warrior—a medieval dark epic where an Arab poet battles bear-worshipping cannibals with Norsemen who scream louder than the plot holes. Directed by John McTiernan (then Michael Crichton, oops), this box office bomb swings hard. Is it a sword-slaying epic or a berserker bust? We hack through 90 minutes of mead-soaked madness—thh BMRmy picks the bones. Two weeks into our 1K Patreon push—join the fight! Hosts: James Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Curt Mummer, Joe Goratowski Fuel the Bash: We’re at 500 patrons—hit 1K by May 19 for a Surf Ninjas roast and Wisconsin Baywatch shoot! $5 gets uncut eps, Discord, and rants at patreon.com/badmoviesrule. Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Snag tees at teepublic.com/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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