Bad Movies Rule!

• The 13th Warrior (1999)

  Antonio Banderas trades Zorro for Viking cosplay in The 13th Warrior—a medieval dark epic where an Arab poet battles bear-worshipping cannibals with Norsemen who scream louder than the plot holes. Directed by John McTiernan (then Michael Crichton, oops), this box office bomb swings hard. Is it a sword-slaying epic or a berserker bust? We hack through 90 minutes of mead-soaked madness—thh BMRmy picks the bones. Two weeks into our 1K Patreon push—join the fight! Hosts: James Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Curt Mummer, Joe Goratowski Fuel the Bash: We’re at 500 patrons—hit 1K by May 19 for a Surf Ninjas roast and Wisconsin Baywatch shoot! $5 gets uncut eps, Discord, and rants at patreon.com/badmoviesrule. Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Snag tees at teepublic.com/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Hackers (1995)

  Dial-up modems, rollerblades, and Angelina Jolie’s pixie cut collide in Hackers—a ‘90s cyberpunk fever dream where teen hackers battle a floppy-disk villain (Fisher Stevens, somehow oilier than the plot). Jonny Lee Miller’s Zero Cool hacks the planet, but can he hack this script? We shred this 90-minute time capsule—glowsticks and all. Is it a techno-trash masterpiece or a 404 error? Hosts: James Hauser, Brian Bzdawka, Ryan Mattila, Stephanie Farrell Join the Bash: We’re at 445 patrons—hit 1K by May 19th at patreon.com/badmoviesrule! $5 gets uncut eps, Discord, and exclusive rants. Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Grab BMR tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Trash Talk Throwdown: Airheads Sparks a Fan War

  On today's episode someone comes at us for our take on Airheads and for the supposed lack of actual bad movies on our show. We also discuss Rad Day, Jason Momoa's physique versus James, and a slew of other listener submitted questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Hard Target (1993)

  Jean-Claude Van Damme’s mullet meets John Woo’s slow-mo doves in Hard Target—a ‘90s action fever dream where rich psychos hunt homeless vets for sport. JCVD plays Chance Boudreaux, a Cajun drifter who kicks ass, punches snakes, and rocks denim like it’s a religion. Lance Henriksen chews scenery as the big bad, while Wilford Brimley’s moonshine uncle steals the show with an accent worse than the plot. We dive into this 90-minute explosion fest—does it hit the mark or miss like a drunk hunter? We'll decide if it's a keeper or trash. Hosts: James Hauser, Clint Busch, Bob Hauser, David Hillestad Join the Family: Fuel more bad-movie madness at patreon.com/badmoviesrule—$5 gets you uncut eps, Discord chaos, and a vote on our 1K Bash roast! Email Us: [email protected] Voicemail: 262-757-8567 Mail: Bad Movies Rule, PO Box 383, Burlington, WI 53105 Gear Up: Snag “BMR University” tees at teepublic.com/user/bad-movies-rule Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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• Zack Ward on Resident Evil, Transformers & Bad Movie Glory

  Zack Ward (Resident Evil, A Christmas Story) joins us to dive into the glorious mess of his movie legacy. From slashing it up with the dogs on Resident Evil to surviving Transformers insanity, he spills the behind-the-scenes dirt you didn’t know you needed. Is Resident Evil a hack-and-slash masterpiece or a total dumpster fire? We talk all things Zack! Join the roast—hit patreon.com/badmoviesrule to back the Bad!” Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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