Today we welcome an entire TV show into the Cancelled courtroom, 7th Heaven aka the Bible re-written for Fox 8.  So whether you sat through the random marathons on Saturdays or have never watched an episode we are here to prove to you how truly cooked this show was, and of course assign charges and sentences.  And we ask some very important questions like should a teenager go to jail over stealing a single drinking glass? Should a child be suspended for simply sticking up their rude finger? Or is it even possible for three different members of the same family to have twins at the exact same time? Plus, more of your lazy gewl stories!  THE END BITSSubscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Today we welcome into the Cancelled Courtroom... Mr Ben Affleck. He's an actor, father, sad boi and owner of a very questionable back tattoo (it's been described as a 'phoenix rising from the butthole').  If you were one of the lovely people who made it to our Sydney live show, you will have heard parts of this story before... but since most of what we do is not planned #lazygewls, it's going to feel like a new episode.  Ben's crimes include - making superhero movies and hating them, being not very nice to Jennifers and wearing a towel too high. But with charges like those... do the sentences fit the crimes? THE END BITSSubscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is the story of a woman who side-chicked too close to the sun.  Welcome Queen Cam Cam to the Cancelled courtroom. Dust off your royal robes, but not your tiaras (because just like the coronation this is a lowkey event) while we judge Camilla on crimes such as being bad at cheatin', owning a pool in a country that is too cold to have one, and bad phone sex etiquette.  But, does the sentence meet the crime? Plus - we have more of your lazy gewl stories.  THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s episode, we’re talking about someone who seems uncancellable - Kate Middleton. Yes we know it's technically Princess Catherine, and no we don't care.  From allegedly hunting a Prince, to wearing slutty nail polish, and coming from the wrong kind of family we look at all the crimes this royal lass has committed.  But do the sentences fit the crimes?  Plus, we hear more of your lazy gewl stories.  THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.au.Support the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's coronation time, and that means we're bringing back one of our favourite episodes, the cancellation of King (Prince) Charles.  This weekend might be one of celebration, pomp and pageantry but this 74 year old has done a lot of (bloody) things and we need to talk about them again. From a hobby as boring as watercolours, to THAT phone call, and terrible break dancing, we look at all the crimes, and assign sentences. But are they fitting for the new King? THE END BITS Subscribe to Mamamia GET IN TOUCH: Feedback? We’re listening! Call the pod phone on 02 8999 9386 or email us at [email protected] CREDITS:Hosts: Clare and Jessie Stephens Producer: Talissa Bazaz Audio Producer: Thom Lion Mamamia acknowledges the Traditional Owners of the Land we have recorded this podcast on, the Gadigal people of the Eora Nation. We pay our respects to their Elders past and present, and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander cultures. Just by reading our articles or listening to our podcasts, you’re helping to fund girls in schools in some of the most disadvantaged countries in the world - through our partnership with Room to Read. We’re currently funding 300 girls in school every day and our aim is to get to 1,000. Find out more about Mamamia at mamamia.com.auSupport the show: https://www.mamamia.com.au/subscribeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.