Clairannoyance

This episode was recorded back in January during the Los Angeles wildfires. And yes, we know it’s been sitting in our spiritual junk drawer ever since. But consider this a karmic purge because this is the last episode from the archives and we are back on schedule after this! The backlog is fully cleared, the cosmic colonic worked, and our podcast feed has regular movements once again. In this episode, we embrace the chaos of the new year, talk about fire (actual and astrological), and examine why conspiracy theories have gotten dumber than ever. We also get real about personal evolution, sharing a practical framework for identity shifts (where you'll meet our alter egos, Lucky and Tippy) and we discuss what it actually takes to make lasting change when your life feels like it’s on fire — figuratively or literally.Inside this episode:The astrology behind the LA fires and why your identity might feel like it’s… unzipping itselfA complete evisceration of tunnel-based Hollywood fire conspiraciesWhy manifestation without a plan is just wishful griftingOur new favorite New Year’s ritual involving AI and aesthetic phone wallpapersHow to build better habits without hating yourselfThe moment we debut our spiritual alter egos and probably start a whole new religionAlso: practical accountability, dumb TikToks, bad movies, good mindset shifts, and the gentle reminder that even though time is fake, the choices you make with the time you have are very real.From here on out, it’s all fresh content. Thanks for sticking with us. Lucky and Tippy are ready. Are you?*******************************About The Serendipity Sessions:We began The Serendipity Sessions as a series in the Clairannoyance podcast so we could have real-time unscripted conversations. Unlike our subject-specific deep dives and guest interview episodes, The Serendipity Sessions is a raw reflection of the genuine bond we share. We have no rules and no episode notes in advance, just a free-flowing exchange of thoughts and emotions. It's an exploration of the outer banks of consciousness where untamed treasures are hidden away. We believe one sudden insight can hold immense value, far beyond most meticulously planned discussions. Each session is a unique encounter with chance as we defy routine and enjoy a spontaneous dance with spirituality. We aim to keep these episodes as evergreen as possible, so you can find your way here whenever you need to. And hopefully, you'll encounter pieces of yourself every time you join us.*******************************Please rate us 5 stars and leave us a review! It helps so much!*******************************Podcast & Host Resources:Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website 

We recorded this episode in December 2024. We’re releasing it in May 2025. Yes, we know. Time is fake. Calendars are a colonial construct. But astrology still slaps, even when it's late. We apologize for any outdated references in this episode, but we still wanted post it because this is the part of the year where things REALLY start to change. It's a great opportunity to reflect on the year thus far and stay prepared for what's coming next.This episode is an overview of the energetic architecture of 2025. We discuss the biggest planetary shifts, collective themes, and the existential whiplash that these historic astrology formations are unleashing. In this episode, we cover:Why 2025 is a preview of the next five yearsWhy Pluto in Aquarius is the era of aliens, AI, and collective uprising (and why drones might be the new oracles)How Saturn and Neptune moving into Aries will completely reshape our understanding of identity, imagination, and self-leadershipWhy Uranus in Gemini will make nerds hot again (sexy librarians, you're on deck!)What it means when every outer planet changes signs in such a short period of timeThe astrology behind class revolts and why corporate overlords should watch their backsAnd how you, dear listener, can pivot, strategize, and maybe even monetize your way through this cosmic paradigm shiftYou’ll also hear us:Predict the weaponization of butt plugs for interdimensional travelPraise the rise of spiritual individualism and customizable capitalismDeclare the death of “cool” and the rebirth of authentic weirdnessAnd remind you (gently? lol no) that you’re going to need to stay adaptable, resilient, and a little unhinged to ride this wave.This episode is chaotic, unscripted, and completely vital. Even if it’s five months late.The astrology doesn’t care when you listen. Just that you do.***************************P.S. PLEASE RATE OUR PODCAST AND SHARE IT WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!! ***************************Podcast & Host Links:Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

This one’s for the spiritual rebels and the cosmic dropouts who are tired of being told they have to remember who they were in Atlantis in order to evolve. The New Age industrial complex sings the same tone-deaf songs on repeat: “Remember who you are!” and “Remember where you came from!” and “Remember your soul’s purpose!”Why are all these made-for-TikTok gurus so obsessed with “remembering” everything? And how many grudges do you think they carry if they’re always hyper-fixated on digging up the past? It’s exhausting to constantly “process” and “unpack" your life. You’re allowed to become something new without recovering every last version of who you’ve been. What if forgetting is how we survive the things that would otherwise shatter us?This episode is about how freaking punk-rock it is to say, “Fuck my origin story!” (Not really, but kinda.) We’re not saying your past experiences are unimportant. And we’re not saying you need to forget everything you’ve been through. We’re not even saying that forgetting is easy to do. But sometimes… it is easy? Actually, many times… forgetfulness just… happens.Forgetting is a function of your consciousness, not a flaw. It’s a psychic technology (and a healthy neurological process!) that helps you drop your outdated scripts, abandon your self-imposed limitations, and start fresh. You can’t live a full-ass life if you’re always trying to recover some perfect past version of yourself.In an era where everyone’s clinging to their storyline, maybe the most sacred thing you can do is lose the plot on purpose. Maybe the goal isn’t to remember who you are, but to become who you weren’t.If you’re white-knuckle-gripping anything that’s outgrown you, this episode is your permission slip to misremember it on purpose, or forget about it all together. And if you can’t remember what any of this means tomorrow — good.***************************Podcast & Host Links:Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

Long time no talk! By talk, we mean screaming into the void. Put your headphones on -- we have a lot of catching up to do. We know. We disappeared. But like any good ghosting situation, we’re returning with no explanation… except an entire episode of explanations. In our first episode since January, we blow the dust off our mics and confront who we thought we were before life sideswiped us with plot twists, spiritual detours, and 47 new existential crises.This comeback episode is equal parts cute and chaotic. Featuring six semi-structured segments (plus a fully unhinged AI narrator for no good reason whatsoever), we reflect on how we’ve changed since January, chew on the ways the world has changed, and hopefully we also make you feel a little bit better if your current bar for thriving is "I cried, but I scheduled it."  Let's all trauma dump together into the abyss and hope the abyss claps back with some clarity, shall we? We’re back. We missed you. New episodes are coming regularly. Let the emotional spirals commence. ***************************Podcast & Host Links:Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website

We recorded this episode shortly after the election, so we're posting it a bit behind schedule! Sorry for the delay on this one! But it's still very pertinent information with Inauguration Day around the corner! YES. It’s a political episode. On a spiritual podcast. You have to be plugged into reality to live an ethical spiritual life. Engage.Some of the themes we discussed include:Our personal opinions and reactions on the election resultsElon Musk being absolutely insane and continuing to run Twitter into the groundElection deniers and voting regretsWho’s really playing identity politics here?Kamala Harris’ bipartisan strategy was a valiant effort but failed miserablyDemocrats need to embrace progressive policiesBlack women and LGBTQ community carried the weight for democratsRight wing unity vs. Left wing fracturingGet your abortion pills while you still can (AidAccess.org)Protect your online privacy and digital dataMutualize your mutuals!Stop hating on the astrologers who didn’t accurately predict the presidential winner, you weirdosHave hope. If all you have is fear, that’s still better than choosing to disengage all together. Fear is a great motivator.***************************BIZMOS 2025 ASTROLOGY CALENDAR! We're still at the very start of 2025, so get the 2025 Bizmos Astrology Calendar if you haven't yet! So much astrology jam packed into a year-long calendar, all written by Ryan. You can easily add this calendar to your phone or computer calendar so you’re always up-to-date on what’s happening in the cosmos! Check it out!***************************Podcast & Host Links:Clairannoyance InstagramClairannoyance TikTokClairannoyance WebsiteMegan's InstagramMegan's TikTokMegan's WebsiteRyan's InstagramRyan's TikTokRyan's Website