Conspiracy Social Club AKA Deep Waters

Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: Dylan recovering from baby aids and a near-lethal arugula overdose, the UFC stealing the name "Deep Waters" from us with zero shame, Tom Steyer being the most milquetoast $2.6 billion human alive, Sarah Paulson showing up to the Met Gala with a dollar bill taped to her eyes, the final boss of woke arriving as a black queer trans quadriplegic with cerebral palsy, Cash Patel announcing UFO files are coming and pastors being secretly briefed for Project Blue Beam, Scott Pressler's resurfaced "explore talent" thirst trap photos, the hantavirus cruise outbreak and 323 vials of deadly virus going "missing" from an Australian bio lab, Sam claiming he invented ass eating in 1978, Yellowstone grizzly mauling on local news, data centers rebranded as "Chip Cities," Kevin O'Leary lying about the Stratus Project being green, Span installing chips directly into the walls of new homes confirming Matrix theory, Marco Rubio explaining the Iran war goal is reopening the Strait of Hormuz we forced closed, Iranian "kamikaze dolphins" as the most obvious projection psyop ever, MTG claiming Trump texted her that her son deserves to die, Chinese courts banning AI layoffs while America hurtles toward UBI, Epstein's haiku-style suicide note ("No fun. Not worth it."), the House reauthorizing warrantless FISA 235-191, and a serious pitch to crowdfund ThroatGoat.com via Shalom Bananas merch sales. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.
 
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Sam Tripoli, Dylan Wrenn, and Darksmith are back to break down: Comment of the Week, the fake assassination attempt at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Oz Pearlman the Israeli mentalist somehow not seeing it coming, the suspiciously calm reactions from JD Vance, Bondi, and Rubio while Cheryl Hines gets completely ignored by the Secret Service, the Henry Martinez tweet that allegedly named the shooter back in 2023 and whether the whole thing was pre-planted or backdated by Twitter insiders, the rainbow saturation butler-moment psyop and the entire coordinated influencer rollout afterward, Lindsey Graham losing his election and going full kamikaze for a $400 million taxpayer-funded "ballroom" that just happens to look exactly like the Third Temple, Shalom Baranes scoring a no-bid contract via an "urgency exemption" usually reserved for war and disasters, Trump reading scripture about Solomon's house of sacrifice on national television, the "two kings" tweet days after telling 60 Minutes he's not a king, King Charles and Donald Trump being 15th cousins because of course they are, Senate quietly voting down a resolution to block military strikes on Cuba while everyone freaks out about the shooter, Ozempic turning beautiful people into Gila monsters, Anne Hathaway tossing out "inshallah" on the Devil Wears Prada 2 press run, Megan Thee Stallion explaining why Klay Thompson should be paying her $40k a month, the 2027 mandate putting AI surveillance cameras inside every new vehicle and the Hutchinson-style kill-switch implications, Janet Mills vetoing the data center moratorium, weaponized ticks and red-meat allergies conveniently arriving while Bill Gates invests in lab-grown meat, and why moving to the Appalachians might be the only move left.
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Sam and Dylan are back to break down: the return of the "Butler" assassination theory, peptides and LA biohacking culture, and California politics getting weird with a fast-rising candidate, Katie Porter backlash, and a gender double standard debate that somehow turns into Kanye. They also take shots at SNL vs UK comedy (including the "crab man" sketch), hit NFL Draft optimism, and question why an assassination attempt never got a real investigation—breaking down theories ranging from staged optics to elite warnings to something more symbolic.  
Midway through, it's chaos—Spirit Airlines horror stories, fan comments, and the usual insanity—before the episode flips into something darker. They dig into the case of a UFO-linked scientist who sent chilling messages before her death, claims of surveillance and break-ins, and a bizarre license plate swap story that sparks a debate: paranoia or something real? That opens the door to bigger ideas about competing futures (tech elites vs China), timeline manipulation, and whether anyone is actually pulling strings.  
The second half zooms out—patterns of missing scientists and military figures, failed searches, and the feeling that too many coincidences are stacking up. They connect it to historical infiltration tactics like the Pinkertons, debate modern versions through the SPLC and federal involvement, and close on culture and belief—Trump, RFK, Hannity leaving Catholicism.
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Sam and Dylan are back to break down: Comment of the Week chaos and early show banter going completely off the rails with a spirited pegging discussion. Then they get into the main rabbit hole early with missing scientists tied to UFO and plasma research, a pattern of high-level experts disappearing, and whether there's a coordinated effort to suppress certain discoveries, plus sentient plasma theory, "ghost moons," and whether what we're calling UFOs might actually be energy-based life or some form of consciousness we don't understand.
Then it's Geopolitical Corner with JD Vance making an ass out of himself, is the EU evil or not, China "cucking" the U.S., and Trump vs the Pope. After that it moves into Sports Corner: Is Dianna Russini piping down DILF-ass Vrabel?, "is Troy Aikman gay?", the UFC getting too political, and whether everything from sports to entertainment is getting pulled into narratives whether fans like it or not.
They wrap it up with late-show chaos circling back into media and culture with Will Smith's annoying ass wife Jada Pinkett Smith, Lena Dunham's r-word story about Adam Driver, and Putin's hot ass daughter.
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Albuquerque, NM: 6/12-6/13
Austin, TX: 6/18
Saint Petersburg, FL: 8/14
Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19
Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10
New Orleans: 11/14
Austin, TX: Dec 11th-13th
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Sam and Dylan are back to break down: Kristi Noem's husband's huge sloppy fake stuff, $25K on Cash App, his lack of commitment to the bit, and Trump reacting to the scandal.
 
Then it's straight into the Throat Goat domain gold rush, strip clubs printing money from soldiers shipping out, drone warfare fears, and Lindsey Graham at Disney World during all of it with a bubble wand living his best life.
 
Then a full meltdown with "Let's Piss Sam Off" as the guys break down CHEZ the Giants Fan, trans discourse, HR turning into hostage negotiators, and the argument that it's never "just let us be," it's always "change everything."
 
They also get into Project Blue Beam, beardless Matt Gaetz talking about alien-human hybrid programs, UFO psyops, missing Epstein files, Trump making billions, and whether everything is just a giant distraction while real stories get buried.
 
Then it's surveillance state paranoia with Flock license plate readers, Palantir-style data tracking, 15-minute cities, pre-crime fears, and whether safety tech is just a gateway to full control.
 
Finally, the guys close on the autistic masterpiece that is the Voynich Manuscript, a 15th-century codex no one can translate, filled with alien plants, fake constellations, and women with massive tits in baskets.
 
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Hamilton, Canada:  4/16
Toronto, Canada: 4/17
Dallas, TX: 4/24
Fort Worth, TX: 4/25
Huntington Beach, CA: 5/05
Austin, TX: 5/22 (Live Taping Of Sam Tripoli's Comedy Special)
Albuquerque, NM: 6/12-6/13
Austin, TX: 6/18
Saint Petersburg, FL: 8/14
Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19
Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10
New Orleans: 11/14
Austin, TX: Dec 11th-13th
 
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