JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

Three hosts. Thirty two contenders. One champion. Welcome back to the World Cup of Everything.

Jaack, Stevie and Robbie are once again making their way through knockout rounds of 16 random options from a category of their choice, until only one winner remains. 

Jaack has picked athletes, Robbie’s category is smells, and a very drunk Stevie gives us… potatoes. 

Check out #659 for the previous World Cup Of Everything episode. 
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To celebrate the World Cup kicking off, we’ve brought on special guests and football content creators Tom Garratt and Zac Djellab for our 2026 World Cup Special. 

Tom explains why he’s potentially banned from America, and Zac shares why he can barely remember witnessing Messi’s World Cup triumph in person. We discuss everything from the funniest football chants, the best kits, and greatest goals to the most irritating footballers in the game and the worst matches we’ve suffered through. 

We make our full World Cup 2026 predictions, including England's chances, potential flops, breakout stars, squad selections, and one bizarre thing we think will happen during the tournament. And there’s money on the line as the boys go head to head with a football quiz! 
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In this very cursed episode, we’re switching up the dream episodes concept as each of the boys are planning a NIGHTMARE DAY for the other two. For every stage of the day, the victim must choose between two terrible options and pick the one they’d hate the most, gradually building their ultimate Nightmare Day.

What’s for breakfast? What clothes are you having them dress in for the day? Daytime activity? Cursed gift? Which 3 people are you bringing along for the day? What’s for dinner? Evening activity? How do you end the night?
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The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing the things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years. Is London actually as bad as everyone says? Are American sports secretly better than English sports? Is fart humour actually peak comedy? Has Coachella gone from the best festival on Earth to overrated? Is religion harmful? 

Plus militant vegans, Bojack Horseman, skinny jeans, mint Aero, and boxers vs briefs. 
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