JaackMaate’s Happy Hour

To celebrate the World Cup kicking off, we’ve brought on special guests and football content creators Tom Garratt and Zac Djellab for our 2026 World Cup Special. 

Tom explains why he’s potentially banned from America, and Zac shares why he can barely remember witnessing Messi’s World Cup triumph in person. We discuss everything from the funniest football chants, the best kits, and greatest goals to the most irritating footballers in the game and the worst matches we’ve suffered through. 

We make our full World Cup 2026 predictions, including England's chances, potential flops, breakout stars, squad selections, and one bizarre thing we think will happen during the tournament. And there’s money on the line as the boys go head to head with a football quiz! 
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In this very cursed episode, we’re switching up the dream episodes concept as each of the boys are planning a NIGHTMARE DAY for the other two. For every stage of the day, the victim must choose between two terrible options and pick the one they’d hate the most, gradually building their ultimate Nightmare Day.

What’s for breakfast? What clothes are you having them dress in for the day? Daytime activity? Cursed gift? Which 3 people are you bringing along for the day? What’s for dinner? Evening activity? How do you end the night?
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The older you get, the more you realise some of your strongest opinions were absolute nonsense. In this episode, we’re discussing the things we’ve completely changed our minds on over the years. Is London actually as bad as everyone says? Are American sports secretly better than English sports? Is fart humour actually peak comedy? Has Coachella gone from the best festival on Earth to overrated? Is religion harmful? 

Plus militant vegans, Bojack Horseman, skinny jeans, mint Aero, and boxers vs briefs. 
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Simon Wilson makes his Happy Hour hat trick, and this time he’s on for a game of ‘Would You Lie To Me?’! Simon has to read out a series of statements - some true and some completely made up - to see if reigning champion Stevie can separate the fact from the fiction. 

Did Simon have a cameo in a Justin Bieber music video? Does he regularly play the president of Poland on Playstation? Did he win an ITV dating show and then reject his match? Is it true that he celebrated his birthday in North Korea with a cake from the government? 

We also chat fatherhood (his 1 year old son has already been to more countries than us) and his latest travel adventures including a trip on Pakistan’s most dangerous sleeper train. Plus Simon brings in an item to show us that is without a doubt the most expensive thing that has ever been inside the Happy Hour studio… 
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It’s been a year since last our confessions episode and, with our upcoming live show, we decided now is the perfect time to collect more of our listeners deepest darkest confessions. Two little boys and their really old dad are reacting to YOUR submissions, and deciding whether the filthy sinners can be forgiven. 

We’ve got a groundbreaking update on a confession someone made in front of the entire audience at a 2023 Happy Hour live show that involves a famous singer. There’s a blunder with a beggar, a shoe swap in a shoe shop, and a faecal gift for a future mother-in-law. 

Jaack also has a few confessions of his own, including his bidet fail, why he made the news at age six, and the prank he played on a neighbour that haunts him to this day… 
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