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• Jamie vs. the LABOUR SIMULATOR ⚡🚨

  This week, things get painfully real. Sophie straps Jamie into a labour simulator — and let’s just say, he might finally understand why women deserve every snack, foot rub, and gold medal going. Will he tough it out like a hero, or crumble faster than you can say “contractions”?ALSO, Sophie’s dreaming of a cervical sweep, Jamie’s OBSESSED with breast milk, and we get a graphic description of Sophie’s bits. You’ve been warned.PLUS, the couple reminisce about their wild Freshers Week partying, and Sophie doesn’t hold back telling Jamie he’s absolutely not ready for parenthood.And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Jamie and Sophie have PHONE S*X!

  This week, things get SAUCY as Jamie and Sophie dial up the heat and try phone s*x for the very first time! Expect clumsy dirty talk, questionable role play, dodgy accents - and Sophie seriously considering divorce. 📞💦Plus, Sophie CRIES over Jamie’s freshly bleached hair, and reveals which band she wants performing live on the labour ward while she gives birth. ALSO, the couple accidentally crash a nightclub, Sophie is STILL constipated, and Jamie quizzes her on what “s*x-adjacent” activities she’d be up for during pregnancy… leading to a shocking confession that might just be their wildest yet. 👀And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Jamie’s fingers slip somewhere SHOCKING

  This week, Jamie and Sophie are joined by doula extraordinaire Poppy Child, who swoops in with some much-needed wisdom — and the occasional reality check. From breathing tips to contraction hacks, Poppy talks them through the A–Z of surviving childbirth. PLUS, Poppy gives Jamie a live tutorial in perineal massage — but will Jamie’s enthusiasm score him top of the class, or just a pain in Sophie’s derrière? 🍑 Brace yourselves... it’s about to get weird. ALSO, the couple have a scandalous sex update and a heated debate about which positions they’ll try next time they do the deed. 👀 OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected], SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.Join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Don't forget to pre-order Jamie's new book, Boys Don't Cry, coming out in October 2025! https://boysdontcry.co.uk/And say Cooey to Producer Ewie! https://www.tiktok.com/@cooeyewieThanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Thanks to Poppy Child for joining us!Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/popthatmumma/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@popthatmummaWebsite: https://www.hypnobirthing-positive-birth.com/—Credits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Would Jamie and Sophie be SWINGERS?

  Jamie straps on a baby bump for a day to TRY and understand Sophie’s struggle, but Sophie is NOT impressed. Meanwhile, Sophie decides she is going to pack her bags and live in SILENCE. And just when you thought things couldn’t get wilder, Sophie and Jamie decide it’s time to spice things up and maybe try out swinging!And OF COURSE, we love your listener messages. Keep sending all your stories in to [email protected],SLIDE into our DMs @nearlyparentspodcast, or WhatsApp us your voice notes on +447735380973.And join our WhatsApp channel to stay up to date with all things NearlyParents! https://whatsapp.com/channel/0029VbBWFLA0bIdiVVTmU73S Thanks for listening xInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcastCredits: Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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• Sophie and Jamie set up BLIND dates! Bonus episode!

  In this special bonus episode, we shake things up with a Speed Dating Special! Jamie and Sophie are joined by some very special guests, all on the hunt for love.You’ll get a sneak peak into these REAL first dates, with fun first impressions, and LOTS of unexpected moments. Will sparks fly or will it all…flop?Sophie and Jamie share their words of wisdom when it comes to navigating the dating scene. Is being too sweet a dealbreaker? Have the NearlyParents met a new family member?! And has Sophie stumbled across a brand-new love herself?This episode is sponsored by Audible. Thanks for listening x—Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nearlyparentspodcast/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nearlyparentsEmail: [email protected]: https://www.youtube.com/@nearlyparentspodcast—Credits:Exec Producer: @ewannewbigginglisterProducer: Magda CassidyAssistant Producer: Rhoda AbrokwaVideographer: @jakeji.pSocial Media: Anthony Barter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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