Snark Bait

Welcome back, baby snarks! The world is a dark place right now, so hopefully this DET gives you some much-needed laughs about low-stakes celebrity drama. Our hearts are with Minnesota — make your voice heard and call your representatives today about defunding and disbanding ICE: 5calls.org 

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Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

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Approximate Timestamps:

00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

05:50 Beckham family feud

15:37 Karamo Brown/Queer Eye drama

26:30 Ads Break

29:27 Ashley Benson accused of OF recruiting

34:38 Southern Charm 

43:50 DEOs & LEOs

54:48 Final Thoughts & Wrap up
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Everything is content for this OG YouTuber — including abuse, acts of racism, and reckless endangerment. 

We’re going on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour!


Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:


Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 


Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 


Full Video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 


Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 


Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 


Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Thank you to our sponsors!

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00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

11:50 Overview

12:45 Career 

24:53 Ads

27:43 Business Ventures 

29:05 The Downfall of DD (2021)

52:30 Hiatus and Comeback

55:39 Rumored Relationships

01:00:50 Final Thoughts & Wrap up
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BREAKING: Amanda Batula and Kyle Cooke officially confirmed their split after months of speculation AND Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham confirmed that he and wife Nicola Peltz-Beckham are, in fact, feuding with his famous parents. Obviously, we had to hop on the mic. 

We’re going on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour!


Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross 

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WELCOME BACK TO THE BEST DAY OF THE WEEK! Christy and Sophie are here to give you the rundown on Alix Earle’s latest endeavor, Hailey and Justin Bieber’s recent litigious behavior, Kendall Jenner being naturally flawless, Stephen DeMarco being a demon from hell, the “Euphoria” trailer, and more!

We’re going on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour!


Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:


Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 


Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 


Full Video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 


Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 


Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 


Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

Thank you to our sponsors!

Go to honeylove.com/SNARK for 20% off the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market!

Go to oneskin.co/SNARK to unlock your healthiest skin and use code SNARK for 15% off!

Approximate Timestamps

00:00 Intro and Initial Thoughts

00:47 2016 trend on Instagram

13:36 Alix Earle starts a YT series

19:06 Ads Break

22:00 Kendall Jenner Denies Facial Work

27:20 Hailey Bieber Drama

33:10 Discussion on TRAITORS

36:00 Stephen DeMarco on Tell me Lies

42:14 Euphoria trailer

44:50 DEOs & LEOs

57:30 Final Thoughts & Wrap up
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TRIGGER WARNING: This episode contains discussion of substance abuse and suicidal ideation. Please listen with discretion.

Christy and Sophie unpack the many revelations in the “Summer House” star’s new memoir, “Cake Eater.”

We’re going on tour!! Click here to get your tickets to the Dark Energy Tour!


Friday 5/15/2026 Los Angeles


Friday 6/12/2026 New York City


Sunday 6/14/2026 Chicago

For ad-free episodes and bonus content, subscribe to our Patreon! 

Make sure to follow us on Instagram and watch full episodes on YouTube!

@snarkbaitpod  

@christynoel__

@soph_ross  

FULL LINKS:


Tour - https://www.x1entertainment.com/snarkbait 


Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/snarkbaitpod 


Full Video up on YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/@snarkbaitpod 


Snark Bait Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/snarkbaitpod/ 


Christy’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/christynoel__/ 


Sophie’s Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/soph_ross/ 

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Approximate Timestamps: 

00:00 Intro and banter set up

03:00 Early Summer House context and Steven/Carl dynamic

10:00 Steven outing Carl and sexuality speculation

20:00 Addiction, accountability, and early fallout

28:00 Bravo culture, drug use, and podcast drama

36:00 Reality TV incentives and toxic environments

41:30 – Loverboy job issues & Kyle confrontation

48:10 – AD BREAK – HelloFresh

49:25 – AD BREAK – Lumi Gummies

51:00 – Curtis’ overdose & Carl’s relapse

1:02:30 – Rock bottom & decision to get sober

1:10:30 – Returning to Summer House sober / identity shift

1:18:30 – Carl & Lindsay relationship, engagement, fallout

1:30:00 – Wedding cancellation & aftermath

1:36:30 – California sober & post-breakup life
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