Heaving Bosoms

Hey HBs! Get READY because we're in for a 2 week event with FOR WHOM THE BELLE TOLLS by Jaysea Lynn! What a BEAUTIFUL and horrifyingly timely book. It lays bare so many ills of our current system while also being hilarious and adorable and poignant and we didn't know what to do with ourselves. This is part 1 of 4.

Bonus Content: Mel and Sabrina actually hate each other - surprise!, we can't help but talk about current events (we just invaded Iran!), there's a lot of blubbering, JRR Tolkien gurlies, cozy romantasy written by a trauma therapist, and so much more!

TW: our corrupt capitalist health system, cancer, terminal illness, dying, death, violence, child abuse, child sexual abuse, the dark parts of the foster system, substance use disorder, foreign invasions, and more.

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Sabrina and some pals are gonna tell Mel all about the rest of the Sweetverse series!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

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Hey HBs! When we left you yesterday, Baby had moved in with her pack, she made sure the other women didn’t get thrown out, she’s forging relationships with each of her horny alphas, and she got knotted for the first time! It’s been a big week for Baby. Today we've got a bad rival MC, a BFF to save, more knots to take, and a heat vacation to the nest of her dreams! Also, kidnappings and other nefarious deeds.

Bonus Content: the Shakespeare of insults and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Mel: When science catches up with your lived experience! A new study reveals that women with ADHD often experience perimenopause up to 10 years earlier and more extremely than their neurotypical counterparts. So THERE doctor who told me I was too young for hot flashes!
Sabrina: privacy window clings! Especially when they're pretty, crystally, prismatic clings that make you super happy when you look at them!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Sabrina and some pals are gonna tell Mel all about the rest of the Sweetverse series!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Heyyyy HBs! Welcome to the GREEN appreciation podcast, where we recap Baby and the Large Knot Howlers in order to worship the hottest alpha of all time, Ryan AKA Green AKA Grower AND Shower AKA Mel's dreamboat.

But also, it's our first omegaverse book and we've chosen the perfect intro-to-omegaverse text in BABY AND THE LATE NIGHT HOWLERS by Kathryn Moon. We've got late-blooming omega Baby (yes, that's her government name) who NEEDS a pack and a knot ASAP. Enter the alpha/omega matchmaking service, because how else would she find the biker gang of her dreams?
Y'all. This was a delight.

Bonus Content: Mel can't remember titles ever, Omegaverse Next Door, wannabe omegas, IRL bitter betas, wholesome motorcycle clubs, and so much more!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Sabrina and some pals are gonna tell Mel all about the rest of the Sweetverse series!

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! This is part 2 of our recap of TEMPLE OF SWOON by Jo Segura. When we left you yesterday, Miri and Rafa had just taken over a boat by force and kissed the daylights out of each other. That’s where we’re jumping in! 

Bonus Content: hard-hitting archeological budge projections, apple bananas, bird perverts, checking to see if she's preserved in her best form, and so much more!

Lady Loves:

Sabrina: The live-action version of HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON!

Mel: a wonderful Listener emailed us THIS LINK to buy Girl Scout cookies from trans and non-binary kids!!! Let's support these kiddos and treat ourselves!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Mel is venting about season 10 of Love Is Blind because there's SO MUCH TO SAY. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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Hey HBs! This week we’re digging into 2026 even more (and we’re doing it with specialty tools!) as we recap of TEMPLE OF SWOON by Jo Segura! There's super secret archeological goals in the Amazon rainforest and Miri can launch her career if she succeeds! But, super hot journalist Rafa (also super secretly) can't let that happen. Ancient civilizations! Amulets! Academia! Car crashes! Vine swinging! Rainforest smooches! Sexy cargo shorts!

Bonus content: Book skippers, the specialty care only southern masc lesbians can provide, a wide range of dude voices, golden shovels, brushes made of unicorn hair, and so much more!

Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This week Mel is venting about season 10 of Love Is Blind because there's SO MUCH TO SAY. Don't miss it! 

Credits:

Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz 

Art: Author Kate Prior 

Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast at gmail 

Follow our socials: 

Instagram @heavingbosoms

Tiktok @heaving_bosoms 

Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult

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