Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan Le Batard / Mike Schur story imaginable, and the crew debates the saddest songs of all time.

We also get into celebrity sightings at LaGuardia, elite cookie rankings, oat milk betrayal, and whether Jess should’ve FaceTimed Dan for random golfers. Chaos as always.

In this episode:

Chris Cote’s failed DraftKings prank

Rose’s awkward Mike Schur encounter

Saddest songs ever debate

Celebrity sighting guessing game

Best chocolate chip cookie discussion

Oat milk vs real milk controversy

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Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week, Chris Cote is snuggled up af, an we dig into 2000 MLB Logos Tier List all on this week’s Mystery Crate.
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This week on Mystery Crate, commenters call Chris Cote skinny so he celebrates by eating like crap. Zas has microplastics in his balls and we get a newly minted, Cote's New Ass Story of the Day to pair with Zas's Old Ass Story of the Day.
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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, things go completely off the rails…

We start with a very heated debate about tuna (yes… tuna), somehow transition into Masters menus, Larry Bird stories, and then—out of nowhere—Rose takes us on a LIVE tour of Guatemala City 🇬🇹… all the way to an Applebee’s.

Along the way:

-Tuna takes get way too serious

-The Masters menu turns into a full breakdown 🍽️

-Zas delivers another legendary old-school story

-Rose proves Guatemala is VERY real… with a full field trip

-And yes… we end at Applebee’s

This episode is pure chaos—in the best way.
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Things got completely out of hand on this episode of Mystery Crate.We kick things off with the murder of the cold open, followed by a wild negotiation over $200, an original song debut, and then… absolute chaos.The main event: a 2v2 trivia showdown featuring buzzers, confusion, cheating accusations, and zero organization. What should’ve been simple turned into one of the most chaotic games we’ve ever played.Plus:-Debut of “Every Rose Has a Luis”-Millennial movie trivia (that no one could follow)-Controversial buzzer rules-Indiana Jones debate gets weird-$100K hot dog eating hypotheticalSafe to say… this one spirals.
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