Le Batard & Friends - Mystery Crate

Tony is moving into his new house and desperately needs help… but nobody on Mystery Crate wants to lift a single box. Then Rose casually admits she once dumped an entire couch at a construction site and LEFT IT THERE.

This episode spirals into:

Illegal couch littering confessions

The worst moving experiences ever

Pandemic flashbacks

Drunk deer roaming France

Trash chute chaos

Dog disasters

Celebrity sightings in New York

Bowling debates

Old ass hockey stories with Roy

Also featuring: Mark Messier’s legendary 1994 guarantee, HOA nightmares, and why nobody should ever help friends move after age 30.Subscribe for more Mystery Crate chaos.
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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, we somehow went from discussing Matthew McConaughey’s disgusting tuna recipe… to debating the greatest fictional houses ever… to fully tier-ranking LETTERS of the alphabet.

Yes. Actual letters.

Along the way:

Chris Cote reveals a truly disturbing shower habit

The crew debates whether “C” should even EXIST

Rose passionately defends the letter “R”

Q becomes the most controversial letter in the alphabet

We discuss the best TV/movie homes of all time

And somehow tuna, weddings, Spotify, Scooby-Doo, and crab cakes all make appearances

This episode spirals immediately and never recovers.Featuring: Chris Cote, Jessica Smetana, Roy, Rose, Zaslow, Tony, Amin, and Dameshek
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On today’s episode of Mystery Crate, Chris Cote reveals how his DraftKings joke completely fell apart live on-air, Rose tells the most awkward Dan Le Batard / Mike Schur story imaginable, and the crew debates the saddest songs of all time.

We also get into celebrity sightings at LaGuardia, elite cookie rankings, oat milk betrayal, and whether Jess should’ve FaceTimed Dan for random golfers. Chaos as always.

In this episode:

Chris Cote’s failed DraftKings prank

Rose’s awkward Mike Schur encounter

Saddest songs ever debate

Celebrity sighting guessing game

Best chocolate chip cookie discussion

Oat milk vs real milk controversy

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Is Jeremy an Ally? How Many Times Do YOU Cook in a Week, Chris Cote is snuggled up af, an we dig into 2000 MLB Logos Tier List all on this week’s Mystery Crate.
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This week on Mystery Crate, commenters call Chris Cote skinny so he celebrates by eating like crap. Zas has microplastics in his balls and we get a newly minted, Cote's New Ass Story of the Day to pair with Zas's Old Ass Story of the Day.
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