Simon Mayo's Confessions

• Abra-abra-cadabra & other tales

  Join Father Simon in the confessional for another uproarious episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, he and the spirited Confessional Collective dive into hilarious pranks and unforgettable blunders that are guaranteed to have you in stitches. Andy brings us a fresh confession involving a mischievous voice-activated car named Debbie, leading to some playful deception with his wife. Then, hear Tez's wild tale from Australia, which involved lots of booze and a prank call home. Matthew shares an unforgettable story from his youth when his beer-fueled antics nearly sent a lead singer flying off the stage at a concert—talk about rock 'n' roll chaos! And Sir, the English teacher, reveals his culinary catastrophes that lead to a cooking disaster in an attempt to impress his family. With cheeky remarks and laughter aplenty, it’s another rollercoaster of confessions you won’t want to miss! Got a wild confession? Send it to [email protected]!

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• Ca plane pour moi & other tales

  Step into the confessional for an uproarious new episode of Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, the collective dives into hilarious mishaps and unforgettable tales that will leave you chuckling. First up is Sinbad’s 1984 Sea Cadet saga, where ambitions collide with reality in a brilliantly crafted prank involving a fake letter from the Navy. Then, listen in as Nigel recalls the chaos of a school trip to Belgium that takes an unexpected twist, fueled by a toy pistol misunderstanding. Stephanie is looking for some forgiveness for some Birthday buffoonery on a bully. And finally, Ian shares his comical running faux pas that leads to unintended recognition for his wife. Get ready for laughter, a sprinkle of moral reflection, and, of course, a good dose of fun! Have a wild confession? Reach out at [email protected]!

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• The caravan of love & other tales

  Step into the confessional for the latest hilarity on Simon Mayo's Confessions! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dive into a world of mischief and moral dilemmas. From Barty’s cheeky phone renaming mishap during a garden party to Dermot’s unforgettable French lesson, these confessions will have you in stitches.Plus Steve shares his cringe-worthy outburst during an important NHS meeting that didn’t go as planned and The Keymaster of ’94 has a holiday camp hiccup involving some very vigourous activity. Join us for a delightful mix of laughter and jaw-dropping revelations. Have a hilarious confession of your own? Send it to [email protected] and join the fun!

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• Child in time & other tale

  Step into the confessional for the exciting premiere of Season 7 of Simon Mayo's Confessions! Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they kick off the new season with a delightful mix of hilarious confessions and unexpected anecdotes. This week, we hear from an anonymous former social work student who accidentally picked up the wrong child—an incident from the 1980s that left everyone breathless! Plus, Sid’s humorous dilemma in a Marks & Spencer lingerie section has everyone in stitches, along with Marjorie's shocking culinary confession involving cat food and a pie. There's also a bonus confession from the Crypt involving Private Paul's Army Medical. Get ready for laughter, chaos, and a sprinkle of moral pondering. Tune in for the ride of your life! Want to confess? Send your stories to [email protected]!

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• Mother knows best & other tales

  Step into the confessional for a hilariously chaotic finale of Season 6 of Simon Mayo's Confessions with a final from the crypt special! This week, Father Simon and the Confessional Collective dive into a mix of outrageous, laugh-out-loud stories and moral shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing! Join Marky Mark as he shares a cheeky confession from his days running a pub in the Isle of Man, involving a life-sized naked statue and some very confused ladies. Next, Tammy shares a hilarious escapade from her youthful days at a festival that takes a bizarre turn involving a nun and a disaster in a portaloo! Then, get ready for a wild tale from Danny that takes a turn at a swimming facility, introducing his unsuspecting in-laws to the world of nudism! Plus, don’t miss Jane’s water park calamity that raises questions about true friendship. Tune in for a delightful blend of comedy, confessions, and all the banter you love, as we bid farewell to the season. Got a story to confess? Send it to [email protected] and it could well feature in Season 7!

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