Simon Mayo's Confessions

• The itchy and scratchy show & other tales

  Step into the confessional for another hilarious episode of Simon Mayo’s Confessions! This week, we dive into a collection of hilariously questionable decisions, from a rugby player's outrageous prank with a mysterious rub to a woman's chicken soup debacle that has serious consequences.Join Father Simon and the Confessional Collective as they unravel the chaos behind Max's April Fool's prank that left a city in uproar, Lorraine's alarming food fail that sent her brother straight to the hospital, and Max's April Fool day prank that has a town in stitches.With plenty of witty banter and dazzling accents, this episode promises gasps and laughs aplenty. Plus, don't miss the Not For Broadcast section where things get a little too scandalous for tea time. If you have your own shocking confession, we want to hear it! Email us at [email protected].

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• Knock knock, who's there & other tales

  What do a cruise convenience calamity, a Chuckle brothers signed program, a washed up coffin and a possessed car have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!This week's episode features Colin's escapades with fellow students car. Then there's Redrock's tale, featuring a well made coffin that went in the river and washed up down the coast, leaving people to wonder what happened to contents. Meanwhile Gordon (or should that be Graham?!) is forging the signatures of a comical duo and over on the cruise ship the 'Big Shiny' Johnny Boy is having some toilet trouble.In the Not For Broadcast Section there is a relationship revenge. Plus, the team chat chocolate feelings, and coughing fits! Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to [email protected]

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• Caught out riding fences & other tales

  From a swimming pool prank, to a missing cat, clairvoyant chaos and a gardener getting caught short, this week's confessions serve up another round of mischief, mishaps, and morally questionable decisions from a new generation of sinners as they seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective! The Not for Broadcast section involves a toothbrush and a rude hand gesture. There's also talk of podcast prison, showering behaviour and Matt is actually right about something.Brace yourself for an episode packed with laughter, gasps and moments you wont forget.

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• Give it away, give it away, give it away now & other tales

  What do a budgie's flight for freedom, a stuffed cornet, shouts of 'Wally' and some hot hot sauce have in common? They're all tangled up in this week's mischievous confessions!This week's episode features Chad's chilli confession, where a childhood love of spicy food let to an unfortunate A&E trip for an unsuspecting classmate. Then there's Andy's sad budgie tale, featuring a high-stakes race between man and bird - Andy won and the budgie had a less than happy ending. Meanwhile David's campsite chaos saw an innocent game of shouting "Wally" spiral into a full sale eviction of his Baptist camp neighbours and over in Class 3, Nick took extreme measures against an irritating cornet player, leading to the unforgettable phrase: "Jammed a cushion up his cornet"In the Not For Broadcast Section we hit peak disgrace with a Vomit Comet. Plus, we discuss the secrets to becoming the best podcast in the world an why every household should keep an emergency supply of full fat milk. Buckle up - It's going to be a good one. Have your own confession? - email it to [email protected]

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• All together now & other tales

  The stage is set and the confessions spotlight is on, and this week's tales are funnier and more outrageous than ever. Get ready for exam rallying, sister pranks, sickly scouts and bets as a new generation of sinners seek redemption with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective!This week features Andy who ended up collaborating with 140 other students during an exam, Drucilla who told her sister she would be dead by 6pm, Joe and how his journey home from Scouts shocked two unexpecting victims and Lady Jane and her betting syndicate and illicit use of choir robes to hide contraband. Meanwhile the Not For Broadcast Section features some pee. There's also talk of liberal arts, Huey Lewis and the News and vomit noises. Be prepared for laughs, gasps and some very sickly sinners.

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