The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Jada Pinkett Smith continues to ruin Will's life, new Pope is weak on crime, and Canada adds even more letters to the LGBTA acronym.
 
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Lansing - May 17
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Chapters:
00:00 - Wrap up the war / Cuba
04:14 - Allbirds shoe company pivots to AI
06:21 - My 600 lb life star Dolly Martinez dead at 30
08:37 - Punk at the Park founder discovered to be Trump donor
09:35 - Sabrina Carpenter hates muslims
13:20 - Iran war being fought through memes
14:43 - Israelis dine and dash during missile sirens
16:54 -  Trump at war with everyone
18:12 - Trump vs. Pope
26:47 - Pope is weak on crime
27:58 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics
29:29 - AD - Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription
31:07 - Cool guy / Nice girl theory
43:58 - Christians in a tough spot
45:11 - Does America have the most types of people?
47:04 -  Wrapping up Pope stuff
48:39 - Migrants in Britain Gayming the system
55:28 - Canada turns LGBTA acronym into a Strong Password
1:04:10 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
1:06:02 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
1:07:46 - Boomers ruining Canada
1:09:38 - Jada Pinkett Smith can't stop ruining Will's life
1:19:07 - Swalwell & Shkreli
1:23:30 - Inside the Femosphere
1:31:53 - Secretarymaxx your girl
1:48:24 - Wrap up

The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist.
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Portland - May 1-3
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
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Chicago - April 10/11
Detroit - April 12th
Charlotte - April 29th
Washington, DC - April 30th
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
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Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
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Chapters:
00:00 - Power Plant & Bridge Day / Iran
05:31 - Trumps crazy tweets
09:16 - Orange Dust
10:13 - "Civilization" tweet
11:18 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
11:43 - How to invest in light of DJT apocalypsing an entire civilization?
16:07 - "MAGA" Podcasters
18:04 - Tucker's not having it
20:53 - MAGA Shop losing sales due to Iran war
25:00 - HuffPo claims Trump may be a narcissist
27:23 - Is the ceasefire happening or not?
29:25 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns
31:16 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box
32:45 - Forbes 30 under 30 for women is a direct pipeline to jail
36:27 - Orgasmic Meditation founder gets 9 years in iron bar hotel
49:50 - Boyscast Suckmeoff Pilates
1:01:54 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs
1:03:22 - Newsom's wife concerned about young men being radicalized
1:09:39 - Alien talk
1:18:35 - Byron Noem's main gal goes on press tour
1:20:40 - Influencers face an uphill battle convincing women to be frugal
1:37:11 - Wrap up

Kristi Noem's husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Madison - Mar 26-28
Vancouver - April 2-4
Portland - May 1-3
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Danny Shows:
Pittsburgh - April 9th
Chicago - April 10/11
Detroit - April 12th
Charlotte - April 29th
Washington, DC - April 30th
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
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Chapters:
00:00 - No Kings funniest moments
10:04 - Kristi Noem's husband is freaky
14:35 - Prayer energy drink
18:39 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
19:11 - Noem's husband cont'd
22:22 - Lindsay Graham is a Disney adult
24:17 - No Kings articles
27:35 - Druski v. Erika Kirk
33:56 - AD - Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping
35:34 - Gang check-ins
40:10 - NDP conference in Canada is WILD
56:23 - Special Ed teacher admits to banging 2 students
1:00:25 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription
1:02:02 - JD Vance says aliens are demons
1:06:08 - Patriot babe honey trap
1:08:20 - Comedian sued over Lion King lie
1:11:24 - UK Police warn 'there is no safe way to strangle'
1:16:44 - How to tell if your man is liberal
1:33:25 - Wrap up

A Pastor shares a bit too much of his personal life in viral tweet, Danny gets in hot water for a naughty tweet, and an epidemic of midlife women disgusted by their husbands.
 
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Upcoming Shows:
Madison - Mar 26-28
Vancouver - April 2-4
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14
Detroit - May 15-16
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Phoenix - June 26/27
Boston - July 17
Halifax - Aug 8
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
DC - Dec 3-5 
Ryanlongcomedy.com
 
Danny Shows:
Pittsburgh - April 9th
Chicago - April 10/11
Detroit - April 12th
Charlotte - April 29th
Washington, DC - April 30th
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
https://dannycomedy.com
 
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Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
00:00 - Danny's spicy tweet
13:27 - Blogs moralizing
20:12 - Drawn-on freckles
21:16 - Campaign promises vs. reality
24:06 - Cenk
28:01 - Erika Kirk
30:13 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase
31:52 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets
32:25 - Pastor virgin vs. Hoe
47:38 - Jesus was a pimp
52:43 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
54:17 - Midlife women are disgusted by their disgusting husbands
1:08:10 - UK disability fraud
1:13:04 - Bloggers vs. Norris
1:18:47 - Woman marries river
1:20:01 - Help my wife won't let me sniff her panties
1:25:10 - Wrap up

Is the new Ayatollah gay? Louis Theroux's latest documentary takes the internet by storm, and Trump forces his cabinet to wear clogs.
 
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Upcoming Shows:
Madison - Mar 26-28
Vancouver - April 2-4
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14
Detroit - May 15-16
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Phoenix - June 26/27
Boston - July 17
Halifax - Aug 8
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
DC - Dec 3-5 
Ryanlongcomedy.com
 
Danny Shows:
Pittsburgh - April 9th
Chicago - April 10/11
Detroit - April 12th
Charlotte - April 29th
Washington, DC - April 30th
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
https://dannycomedy.com
 
Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
 
To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast
 
Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
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tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489