The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator.
 
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Chapters:
00:00 - Ray Dalio says the old world order is over.
03:48 - Court rules Ontario must pay for gender reassignment
10:31 - Millennials are cooked
12:00 - AI has some problems
18:49 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
19:27 - Jordan Peterson salivates while warning the world about AI nudes
22:41 - Chinese AI attacks
33:58 - OpenAI decommissions its most seductive chatbot
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48:59 - Nerds are hot now
50:29 - Girls are so over bad boys
51:50 - Looksmaxxing has hit critical mass and is over
1:05:09 - The "Stripper Index" signals recession
1:11:43 - "Why Maga-boosting comedy bros are ditching Trump"
1:17:49 - Gentrification
1:23:01 - Utah politician waterboards daughter for not cleaning her room
1:23:57 - Chinese Overwatch players protest proposed change to characters can-size
1:24:47 - British pubs in countryside are making Muslims feel unwelcome
1:30:58 - It's ok for women to fetishize gay men but not for dudes to enjoy lesbians
1:33:53 - Wrap up

Epstein's friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white.
 
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Chapters:
 
00:00 - Eventful week
01:08 - Howard Lutnik
07:11 - Love Guru Chopped (Deepak Chopra)
12:19 - Crypto crash memes
17:37 - Super Bowl
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32:07 - Right here right now sketch
34:04 - TPUSA Flubbed it
42:25 - Buju Banton
45:16 - Danny's Stand up to Goy Hate sketch
52:02 - Shamwow Vince running for office
55:43 - Winter Olympics so white
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1:02:20 - Funny olympics stuff
1:09:23 - Frozen hammer
1:10:58 - Ski jumpers injecting acid into schmeckel???
1:13:30 - Steve Bannon
1:15:31 - J-Mail
1:17:43 - Ring cams are part of the surveillance state rollout
1:26:16 - Chinamaxxing
1:40:23 - Microplastics in body overblown?
1:42:37 - Wrap up / Dates

Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform.
 
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
00:00 - Melania box office numbers / critic response
04:28 - Epstein files / Woody Allen
20:35 - Steve Bannon Epstein interview
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27:52 - Bannon cont'd
42:27 - Ryan's Heated Rivalry joke
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46:54 - Bill Gates / Epstein banned from XBOX
50:34 - Michael Sailor
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1:04:06 - Peter Attia
1:13:11 - Elon vs. Hoffman
1:23:49 - Epstein had low T?
1:26:59 - Social media platform for AI agents sparks concern
1:41:27 - AI poses bigger threat to useless jobs like the ones women do
1:42:32 - Wholesome corner - Grandmother breaks 40 years of celibacy to become prostitute due to poor economy

ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office.
 
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DC - Dec 3-5 
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San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - Funny stuff during not-funny times
06:50 - Iran
11:30 - Sam Tripoli's prediction
19:53 - Larry Ellison bought Tik Tok
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29:38 - Gold prices
37:02 - Melania movie
42:57 - "Targeted sweeps"
50:25 - SNL vs. ICE
57:27 - Boyscast schedule / Dates
58:21 - Ye apologizes for antisemitism
1:01:55 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
1:03:40 - A private club for masculine men into men
1:11:39 - "I let my wife have an affair and now it's over. Should I console her?"
1:17:06 - Pierce Morgan's wife 
1:19:11 - Davos / group chats
1:26:34 - Wrap up

Activists on TikTok are honeypotting ICE agents to revenge porn them, Don Lemon raids a church, and an army of Spaniards dress up as Stephen Hawking for a good cause & a good time.
 
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Upcoming Shows:
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Kansas City - Aug 14/15
DC - Dec 3-5 
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - ICE
01:04 - Autistic Barbie
09:08 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets!
09:45 - Don Lemon ICE protest
23:30 - Trump changes his mind about Renee Nicole Good
27:23 - Danny's video
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36:22 -  Tik Tokers fighting ICE with d*ck pics
49:17 - New term alert
51:05 - Ryan's theory
52:51 - Zoning in Texas
54:35 - Elon crowns Ryan the new CEO of Ryanair
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1:07:07 - Davos 2026
1:11:45 - Land & taxpayer acknowledgements
1:14:48 - Canadian woman doesn't want to murder her grass
1:16:30 - Iranian accounts shut down
1:18:44 - Iranians weigh in
1:22:21 - Stephen Hawking festival in Spain
1:23:31 - Australian antisemitism call
1:26:42 - The horrors of having huge jugs
1:30:00 - The horrors of having a giant hog
1:42:27 - Wrap up