The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Crazy JP Morgan scandal, the Met Gala is halloween for rich people, and Bryan Johnson continues to be weird on twitter.
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
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Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
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Atlantic City, July 19th
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
00:00 - Met Gala is halloween for rich people
8:13 - Dates - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
10:00 - Chirayu Rana
11:47 - Catch me if you can was BS
14:28 - JP Morgan
21:23 - Chirayu's other scams
23:35 - Canadian memes
24:22 - The things women do for men
26:25 - Any job is a woman's job (as long as there's air conditioning)
27:32 - JP Morgan cont'd
29:39 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics
31:04 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns
33:00 - Rana's ChatGPT logs
46:11 - Bollywood sketch
51:12 - Infowars bought by the Onion
54:08 - Mamdani
57:06 - 7th grade boys calling lunch goyslop
1:01:00 - Fat made a comeback
1:03:12 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription
1:04:55 - Cuck of the Week
1:17:40 - Meghan Thee Stallion & Etsy witches
1:20:09 - Ian Lara's witch doctor story
1:22:43 - Scandalous discovery
1:26:33 - Bryan Johnson and his girl's vag
1:29:55 - Weird Science
1:34:16 - Wrap up

Shots fired at the WHCD, Activists are up to their old tricks, and Danny & Ryan recount their Bitcoin Conference appearance
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Portland - May 1-3
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Danny Shows:
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489

Southern Poverty Law center in controversy, a betrayal of friendship over Wegovy, and Dave Chappelle explains himself to NPR.
 
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Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics
 
Upcoming Shows: 
Portland - May 1-3
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Danny Shows:
Charlotte - April 29th
Washington, DC - April 30th
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
https://dannycomedy.com
 
Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
00:00 - Rapid fire runthrough of the week
01:35 - Honey pots
03:49 - Southern Poverty Law Center
07:07 - Ryan walked into a revolving door
09:04 - Alex Jones on Charlottesville
20:00 - Rundown of SPLC article
21:47 - 2/3rds of women think men are bad
23:25 - Alcohol is a body positivity potion
24:51 - Aileen Wuornos / Nurses are serial killers
31:22 - AD - Shipstation - Go to https://shipstation.com for a 60 day free trial with full access
33:24 - AD - Cheers - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off
35:19 -  Every group has their own atrocity
38:40 - Circumcision 
40:59 - Help! I'm a lesbian but women gross me out
51:38 - Anne Hathaway on body positivity
56:50 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation
58:54 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 10% off Marek Health and Marek Diagnostics
1:01:00 - Losing friends over Wegovy
1:11:37 - Animal suffrage
1:14:34 - Seatbelt Libertarians
1:15:44 - Dave Chappelle
1:24:57 - Fake social media celebrity news
1:25:55 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com
1:27:13 - Addressing the intro situation
1:34:43 - Politics and comedy
1:37:03 - Ruby Rose says vomiting on Katy Perry made her get sober
1:38:28 - Wrap up

Jada Pinkett Smith continues to ruin Will's life, new Pope is weak on crime, and Canada adds even more letters to the LGBTA acronym.
 
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Upcoming Shows: 
Portland - May 1-3
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Danny Shows:
Charlotte - April 29th
Washington, DC - April 30th
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
https://dannycomedy.com
 
Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
 
To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast
 
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
00:00 - Wrap up the war / Cuba
04:14 - Allbirds shoe company pivots to AI
06:21 - My 600 lb life star Dolly Martinez dead at 30
08:37 - Punk at the Park founder discovered to be Trump donor
09:35 - Sabrina Carpenter hates muslims
13:20 - Iran war being fought through memes
14:43 - Israelis dine and dash during missile sirens
16:54 -  Trump at war with everyone
18:12 - Trump vs. Pope
26:47 - Pope is weak on crime
27:58 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics
29:29 - AD - Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription
31:07 - Cool guy / Nice girl theory
43:58 - Christians in a tough spot
45:11 - Does America have the most types of people?
47:04 -  Wrapping up Pope stuff
48:39 - Migrants in Britain Gayming the system
55:28 - Canada turns LGBTA acronym into a Strong Password
1:04:10 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts
1:06:02 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
1:07:46 - Boomers ruining Canada
1:09:38 - Jada Pinkett Smith can't stop ruining Will's life
1:19:07 - Swalwell & Shkreli
1:23:30 - Inside the Femosphere
1:31:53 - Secretarymaxx your girl
1:48:24 - Wrap up

The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist.
 
SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST!
Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content
 
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!
Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns
Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box
AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs
 
Upcoming Shows: 
Portland - May 1-3
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14 
Detroit - May 15-16 
Lansing - May 17
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Boston - July 17
Denver - July 23-25
Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
Tacoma - Sept 17-19
Phoenix - October 16-17
Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7
Calgary - Nov 12-14
DC - Dec 3-5 
Providence - Dec 10-12
Punchup.live/ryanlong
 
Danny Shows:
Chicago - April 10/11
Detroit - April 12th
Charlotte - April 29th
Washington, DC - April 30th
Ocala, FL - May 2nd
San Diego - May 6th
Chandler - May 7th
East Providence, RI - May 17th
Brooklyn, NY - June 4th
Tacoma, WA - July 15th
Spokane, WA - July 16th
https://dannycomedy.com
 
Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
 
To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast
 
Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
Danny @dannyjokes
Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy
Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy
Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy
tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
00:00 - Power Plant & Bridge Day / Iran
05:31 - Trumps crazy tweets
09:16 - Orange Dust
10:13 - "Civilization" tweet
11:18 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
11:43 - How to invest in light of DJT apocalypsing an entire civilization?
16:07 - "MAGA" Podcasters
18:04 - Tucker's not having it
20:53 - MAGA Shop losing sales due to Iran war
25:00 - HuffPo claims Trump may be a narcissist
27:23 - Is the ceasefire happening or not?
29:25 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns
31:16 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box
32:45 - Forbes 30 under 30 for women is a direct pipeline to jail
36:27 - Orgasmic Meditation founder gets 9 years in iron bar hotel
49:50 - Boyscast Suckmeoff Pilates
1:01:54 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs
1:03:22 - Newsom's wife concerned about young men being radicalized
1:09:39 - Alien talk
1:18:35 - Byron Noem's main gal goes on press tour
1:20:40 - Influencers face an uphill battle convincing women to be frugal
1:37:11 - Wrap up