The Boyscast with Ryan Long

ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office.
 
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Chapters:
 
00:00 - Funny stuff during not-funny times
06:50 - Iran
11:30 - Sam Tripoli's prediction
19:53 - Larry Ellison bought Tik Tok
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29:38 - Gold prices
37:02 - Melania movie
42:57 - "Targeted sweeps"
50:25 - SNL vs. ICE
57:27 - Boyscast schedule / Dates
58:21 - Ye apologizes for antisemitism
1:01:55 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
1:03:40 - A private club for masculine men into men
1:11:39 - "I let my wife have an affair and now it's over. Should I console her?"
1:17:06 - Pierce Morgan's wife 
1:19:11 - Davos / group chats
1:26:34 - Wrap up

Activists on TikTok are honeypotting ICE agents to revenge porn them, Don Lemon raids a church, and an army of Spaniards dress up as Stephen Hawking for a good cause & a good time.
 
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Upcoming Shows:
Ottawa Jan 30th
Toronto - Jan 31 
Jacksonville - Feb 3
Miami - Feb 4
Naples - Feb 5
San Francisco - Feb 26
Sacramento - Feb 27/28
Philadelphia - Mar 17-19
Madison - Mar 26-28
Vancouver - April 2-4
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14
Detroit - May 15-16
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Phoenix - June 26/27
Boston - July 17
Halifax - Aug 8
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
DC - Dec 3-5 
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - ICE
01:04 - Autistic Barbie
09:08 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannyjokes.com for tickets!
09:45 - Don Lemon ICE protest
23:30 - Trump changes his mind about Renee Nicole Good
27:23 - Danny's video
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36:22 -  Tik Tokers fighting ICE with d*ck pics
49:17 - New term alert
51:05 - Ryan's theory
52:51 - Zoning in Texas
54:35 - Elon crowns Ryan the new CEO of Ryanair
1:04:24 - AD - Mars Men - Go to Mengotomars.com for 50% off and 3 free gifts at checkout
1:07:07 - Davos 2026
1:11:45 - Land & taxpayer acknowledgements
1:14:48 - Canadian woman doesn't want to murder her grass
1:16:30 - Iranian accounts shut down
1:18:44 - Iranians weigh in
1:22:21 - Stephen Hawking festival in Spain
1:23:31 - Australian antisemitism call
1:26:42 - The horrors of having huge jugs
1:30:00 - The horrors of having a giant hog
1:42:27 - Wrap up

Iran protests and imminent invasion, Dan Bongino loses his damn mind, and RIP Dilbert creator Scott Adams.
 
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Upcoming Shows:
Austin - Jan 16/17
Ottawa Jan 30th
Toronto - Jan 31 
Jacksonville - Feb 3
Miami - Feb 4
Naples - Feb 5
San Francisco - Feb 26
Sacramento - Feb 27/28
Philadelphia - Mar 17-19
Madison - Mar 26-28
Vancouver - April 2-4
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14
Detroit - May 15-16
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Phoenix - June 26/27
Boston - July 17
Halifax - Aug 8
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
DC - Dec 3-5 
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - Sh*t's HOT!
01:03 - Iran / Everything is all over the place
09:32 - How to deal with t*tty protests
17:20 - The son of the Sha / Lindsay Graham
23:43 - Benefits of the Iranian internet shutdown
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33:14 - Lashings in the square
35:41 - UAE cuts funding for study abroad in UK
40:00 - I've been mugged 3 times in London but it's rubbish to call it unsafe!
41:03 - DATES - go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
41:58 - RIP Scott Adams
43:36 - Eric Adams' crypto-semitic rug pull
48:54 - Fraud
53:40 - Philly Sheriff ain't playin no games
54:46 - Dan Bongino Epic Crashout
1:02:06 - AD - AG1 - Head to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast you'll get the welcome kit, a Morning Person hat, a bottle of Vitamin D3+K2, a AG1 Flavor Sampler and you'll get to try their new sleep supplement AGZ for free.
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1:05:23 - Trump vs. Powell
1:17:23 - Karens vs. Hip hop / Language evolves
1:29:22 - New Bryan Johnson just dropped
1:48:20 - Elon vs. Ashley
1:51:30 - Heroic Australian dude gets one more nut shot before transitioning 
1:52:23 - Wrap up

Trump kidnaps the president of Venezuela, a brutal ICE murder in Minneapolis, and Eric Adams vows to fight antisemitism with crypto.
 
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Upcoming Shows:
San Antonio - Jan 14
Houston - Jan 15
Austin - Jan 16/17
Ottawa Jan 30th
Toronto - Jan 31 
Jacksonville - Feb 3
Miami - Feb 4
Naples - Feb 5
San Francisco - Feb 26
Sacramento - Feb 27/28
Philadelphia - Mar 17-19
Madison - Mar 26-28
Vancouver - April 2-4
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14
Detroit - May 15-16
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Phoenix - June 26/27
Boston - July 17
Halifax - Aug 8
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
DC - Dec 3-5 
Ryanlongcomedy.com
 
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To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast
 
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AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
 
00:00 - What a week
04:49 - Venezuela
07:42 - Who was Maduro?
16:54 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets!
17:36 - Socialist revolutions
25:44 - Jan 6th vigil
26:52 - Is this a ramp up to WW3?
32:35 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit
34:50 - Potential negatives / Harem theory
42:01 - Venezuelan protestors
44:42 - White chicks living by gang code
46:56 - What do you do with a dictator / Is this really about oil?
52:24 - Muslims not letting women speak / domestic violence
54:33 - One child policy
57:11 - AI slop is getting less sloppy
1:01:10 - Mamdani urges Trump to release Maduro
1:04:50 - Hilton V. ICE
1:07:21 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off
1:09:23 - ICE murder
1:16:47 - New frauds
1:20:38 - AI photos scamming food delivery
1:22:42 - Stranger Things update
1:24:51 - Eric Adam's legacy
1:26:12 - New food pyramid
1:30:38 - OF Models getting visas
1:36:50 - Dark personalities in the digital arena / Wrap up

Somalian daycare scammers in Minnesota? Ryan accidentally interviewed Zohran Mamdani in 2020, and biohacker Brian Johnson's insufferable simping.
 
BONUS EPISODE EVERY WEEK: http://patreon.com/theboyscast 
 
SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS!
Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription!
 
Upcoming Shows:
San Antonio - Jan 14
Houston - Jan 15
Austin - Jan 16/17
Ottawa Jan 30th
Toronto - Jan 31 
Jacksonville - Feb 3
Miami - Feb 4
Naples - Feb 5
San Francisco - Feb 26
Sacramento - Feb 27/28
Philadelphia - Mar 17-19
Madison - Mar 26-28
Vancouver - April 2-4
Minneapolis - may 8/9
Chicago - May 12-14
Detroit - May 15-16
Winnipeg - Jun 4-6
Spokane - June 18-20
Phoenix - June 26/27
Boston - July 17
Halifax - Aug 8
Nashville - Aug 12/13
Kansas City - Aug 14/15
DC - Dec 3-5 
Ryanlongcomedy.com
 
Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy
Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes 
FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com
 
To advertise on this podcast please email: [email protected] with Subject: Boyscast
 
Ryan @ryanlongcomedy
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tiktok @ryanlongcomedy 
AUDIO  PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489
 
Chapters:
00:00 - Public apology
01:09 - Intro
01:33 - Somali scammers
12:43 - Government scams
18:53 - Kenyan army scam
21:18 - Burglary
26:00 - Austin
31:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription!
33:13 - Mi-scam-i
37:47 - Ryan interviews Zohran
42:44 - Newscum slept with his best buddies wife
45:06 - Movies over vacation / Heated Rivalry
50:00 - Rap reactions
50:47 - Stranger Things sucks
56:50 - Mamdani
59:56 - First black Briton was actually white
1:01:51 - Canadian judge reduces sex criminals sentences by race
1:06:24 - Brian Johnson simping
1:20:45 - Long stories from Women
1:23:57 - Michael Tracey v. Epstein files
1:31:28 - Mother gets her children's Xmas gifts through dumpster diving
1:34:08 - Xmas in Scottsdale / Wrap-up