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The Montoyas

The Montoyas Podcast
The Montoyas
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  • The Montoyas

    Migraines, Sleepovers & A Haunted House

    29/04/2026 | 1h 2 mins.
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    Tayla has been struggling with migraines lately, she’s seen the doctor three times and even went to a therapist. With no relief in sight, Marcelo's mum Litana offers to help by looking after the twins and stays the night. From the moment she walked into the house she felt bad vibes, the vibes must have been strong, she claims she woke up with a headache! Who’s got the sage??Tayla's inner cheapskate comes out again, she shares a story about a NYE holiday in Thailand. Of course she had to book the cheapest accommodation, keeping with the bad vibes theme, it was right next to a cemetery! Tayla ended up having a crazy episode of sleep paralysis, lucky Marcelo was there to save her.
    A great DM came in from an audience member asking about Tayla and Marcelo’s most embarrassing moments when meeting the in-laws. Tayla shares how Marcelo taught her a Fijian word, that she innocently used it in conversation. Can we guess where this is going? You guessed it, a Fijian telling off was in store for Marcelo.

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    Marcelo Lost His Wedding Ring

    22/04/2026 | 1h 10 mins.
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    Marcelo has something to confess this week...after multiple close calls he's finally gone and done it, he lost his wedding ring!! The Montoya's attempt to retrace his steps and find it, all they find is disappointment and denial. One of them accepts it's gone, the other just can't, any guesses? 

    Tayla had a revelation this week after watching a Jay Shetty podcast about ADHD, she took the online test and unofficial diagnosis is in, she has ADHD!? Marcello doesn't buy it obviously, but as Tayla outlines the common traits, the similarities are too crazy to ignore. 

    The Tayla has an impromptu visit from Tayla's Nona that leads to a story about what it's like living in a nursing home. Nona drops a bombshell, one of her friends remarries a fellow nursing home resident and didn't tell her family!! Tayla turns to Reddit and finds out more than she bargained for, promiscuity in nursing homes is off the charts! 

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    Nose Jobs For Everyone Featuring Susan Lombardi

    15/04/2026 | 1h 11 mins.
    The Montoyas welcome their second guest… You’ve been asking for her and she's finally here, it’s Tayla’s mum, Susan Lombardi! She came prepared and is ready to settle things once and for all, you don’t want to miss this. 
    Tayla finally steals a moment to scroll social media uninterrupted by the twins, in the one room of the house where closing the door should be a given, you guessed it, the toilet. Her scroll time is rudely interrupted by a call from Marcelo, the mute button was used and fibs were told.
    Tayla has had her long anticipated appointment with an ear, nose & throat specialist. Does she find out why it always sounds like her nose is blocked, why no matter how long she sleeps she’s always tired? Does she need surgery, could squeeze in a 2for1 deal?
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    The Defamation of Tayla Montoya

    08/04/2026 | 48 mins.
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    Marcelo's mum Litiana joins the Lombardi family for Easter and has a front row seat to Tayla’s Nonno sharing his expert injury analysis of the NRL easter game. Out with the Pannatonne, a new Italian fruit bread is in town, have you tried the easter specialty Colomba?
    Tayla overhears Marcelo ordering a “Montoya wrap” from the local cafe…turns out he has a special off menu item especially for him, what in the diva! He needs extra, extra protein, 3 eggs, halloumi and bacon. The cafe is used to his diva behaviour but Tayla is understandably shocked and embarrassed. 
    In this week's Blue Wealth Property segment we learn the Montoyas were invested in a viral Chris Brown clip of him necking on a married woman! Tayla poses a hypothetical question to Marcelo, what would he do if his dream of being on stage with Mariah Carey came true?
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    The Race We've All Been Waiting For

    01/04/2026 | 1h 5 mins.
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    The time has finally come. In an amazing feat of endurance and athleticism, Tayla has…drum roll please…completed her bronco! We know you’ve been dying to know her final time, check out the full video on our YouTube this Friday.
    Tayla and her mum Sue take the twins for a follow up pediatrician appointment, the wait time tips them over the edge. The doctors office didn’t know what was coming, disagreements were had, accusations flew and tensions were high!
    We have a new segment this week, bought to you by Blue Wealth Property. Find out what the Montoyas invested in this week, we promise it’s not what you think! Tayla learns a leopard can change its spots, Marcelo confesses he does like reality TV! Below deck fans we have a new member! 
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About The Montoyas

Rugby League star Marcelo Montoya is a clean freak who makes sure everything in his life is ”just so”. His wife Tayla thrives on annoying her husband with her form of hilarious disorder, constantly keeping him on his toes. Once they start talking, the conversation could end up anywhere.   Join in as The Montoya’s lift the curtain on the life and relationship of Aussie imports assimilating into New Zealand as a newly married couple. Think Keeping Up with the Kardashians crossed with Modern Family and tune in for the podcast you never knew you needed. Follow: @themontoyaspodcast on TikTok and Instagram About The Hosts: Tayla Montoya is an ex-cheerleader with her roots from a large Italian Australian family, with all the passion and fire that comes with that. Most importantly, she is like that friend at the BBQ that is constantly surprising the group with a new questionable take, internet-based obsession or just something to annoy her husband. Marcelo Montoya is a Fijian Australian professional rugby league player and brings insight into what it actually means to be a professional sportsman. He is a little bit bogan, and a whole lot of a perfectionist. He strives for everything in his life to be centered and deliberate so he can perform at the highest level, while contending with his wife’s need to try and throw him off balance.
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