Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats".

Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 843

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:32 - Showing The Boys Terminator

00:09:59 - Opening Clip: Digging In Yo Shit

00:17:18 - Clip: Calling All Throat Goats

00:20:42 - Stranded In Paradise

00:30:04 - Mike Fedele

00:37:22 - More Safety Tips With Larry

00:44:34 - Clip: Stranger Danger

00:45:38 - Clip: Grab Those Testicles

00:47:37 - Will Blunderfield + Mantak Chia

00:50:17 - Pot Discourse

00:55:18 - Field Trip At The Dump

01:04:13 - Clip: Trash Talking White Kid

01:06:43 - Closing Song - "Daddio's Patio (Feat. Cutter Tha Killer Klown) by Celador
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This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy.

From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 842

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:50 - Facts Of Life Girls & Vintage Collectables

00:08:30 - Not About That Weed

00:14:45 - Opening Clip: Can't Make Friends

00:20:33 - Saxophone

00:26:36 - Clip: Crazy Church Man

00:37:35 - Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous

00:48:01 - Lipshitz Plug

00:49:36 - Christina's Curations

01:03:49 - Home Alone House & Boring Corporate Fast Food

01:09:40 - Closing Song -"Cool Girl Club" By Versace Kolache
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Hallelujah! Where’s the Tylenol? It’s a very YMH Christmas, and the studio is lit up like Clark Griswold’s house because comedy legend Chevy Chase stops by! Tom and Christina unwrap holiday trauma, German Christmas music meltdowns, Santa vs. Baby Jesúska, dangerous European elevators, and the evolution of internet weirdos. Then Chevy joins to talk SNL, Three Amigos, the making of Vacation, Forrest Gump almost being his role, improv secrets, wild celebrity encounters, and why Richard Pryor was untouchable. Grab your eggnog and your wolf coat—this one is a Christmas classic.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 841

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:11 - Merry Jeans-mas!

00:06:57 - Opening Clip: Cure For A Bad Day

00:08:57 - Threads, Diddy Doc, & Day Of The Jackal

00:19:51 - Clip: Chinese Girlfriend Song

00:20:49 - Situational Awareness

00:26:05 - Chevy Chase

00:30:15 - Saturday Night Live & Studio Comedies

00:39:42 - Other Roles, Directors, & Dan Aykroyd

00:46:53 - Presidents

00:50:12 - Carlin, Pryor, & The Bomb Squad

00:56:31 - The Legacy Of Vacation

01:03:05 - Wrap Up

01:04:41 - Closing Song - "Bedspread Shit" by Unknown
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Check your six, mommy! In this absolutely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, Tom and Christina suit up in tactical vests and announce a bold new YMH initiative: total-life preparedness. From flashlight stances to 10-second doorway scans, the leaders of the Mommy Militia learn how to navigate a world full of lurking threats, fire, danger, and of course… clowns. Shout out to Jason Fabus for the amazing sax intro (IG: @jasonfabus).

Tom and Christina show off an impressive array of emergency gear (machetes, trauma shears, MRE pizza with 5,000 calories, brass knuckles, and a foldable murder-credit-card), before the two dive into more safety guy Larry Betz safety lessons, some prime examples of black romance, horny James Joyce letters, trench foot, some horrible or hilarious clips, some TikTok's, and then addressing the loss of a truly stacked inspiration.

Stay safe. Stay ready. And never walk into a Chili’s without scanning the exits first.

Your Mom’s House Ep. 840

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:00:12 - Farts & Safety

00:06:44 - Opening Clip: Restaurant Scan

00:16:40 - Clip: Safety Shaun

00:18:59 - More Safety Tips & The Perfect Neighbor

00:30:54 - Clip: Misgendered Meltdown

00:35:11 - Clip: Talk To The Butt

00:37:08 - James Joyce Love Letters

00:41:31 - Clip: Big Gay Clowns

00:43:59 - Madonna

00:47:03 - Clip: Headbutt Self Defense

00:48:46 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:54:15 - Clip: Isolation Year

00:57:41 - RIP Mary Magdalene

00:59:16 - Clip: Pastor's Cool Advice For Women

01:04:38 - Fedsmoker Jr

01:09:05 - TikToks

01:19:38 - Final Safety Tips

01:22:01 - Closing Song - "She Got Tits" by Joseph and John Juarez
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This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are firing on all cylinders as chaos reigns from start to finish. Christine boldly reclaims her glasses identity (sparking a surprisingly heated household debate), questionable gift choices come under scrutiny, and the internet once again proves it was the greatest mistake.

From rage-filled rants about fake followers and bots, to disturbingly confident accountants, fetish podcasters breaking down their very specific preferences, and viral videos featuring hornets, skateboarding trauma, and shower-time courting rituals, this episode will make you cry m, my baby!

Tim and Christine also check out more content from their new favorite survivalist, chime in on a Italian man's scam with his dead mother, and go off about people walking among us who aren't as sane as they seem. Add in fart economics, tactical vests for children, holiday gifting advice, and a deep dive into what really makes something “gay,” and you’ve got a classic YMH rollercoaster. Buckle up, Mommy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 839

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Chapters

00:00:00 - Intro

00:03:58 - Opening Clip: Fireside Chat

00:07:19 - Clowning Around A Pazsitzky Effect

00:17:00 - Prepared Not Paranoid

00:28:40 - Lipstick Plug

00:30:16 - Bitches Love A Strong Jawline

00:34:39 - Clip: Fart Fetish Confession

00:39:20 - Clip: Domino's Fart Pizza

00:43:18 - Horrible Or Hilarious

00:49:34 - MMA Domination

00:51:43 - Hitler Won An Election

00:58:19 - Italian Mom Scam + Plain Clothes Psycho

01:05:38 - Meghan Markle's Salmonella Thanksgiving

01:08:35 - Crack Is Whack

01:14:40 - A Really Cool Story

01:19:38 - TikToks

01:33:49 - Closing Song - "SooWoo" by Josh Del
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