Don’t drink and drive…because obviously it's bad. Also, we might make fun of you. On today’s episode, we cruise to South Korea, Wales, and (of course) Florida for some of the stupidest DUIs we’ve ever heard of. Plus, how a few dum-dums manage to beat their charges ... in a most surprising way! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is your dentist a fake?
17/06/2026 | 36 mins.
Josh and Rory learn about the long history of fake dentists in the U.S., which involves clowns and cocaine. They also discuss the modern advances in dental scammers, which involves nail technicians and meth! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How NOT to be a thief
10/06/2026 | 40 mins.
If you’re planning a career in thievery, listen up! This episode is dedicated to robberies gone wrong—and there are so many stupid ways to fumble the money bag, including revolving doors, inescapable escape rooms, and sleepy getaway drivers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who's leaving sausages in mailboxes? (And other mysteries)
03/06/2026 | 40 mins.
Sometimes when a crime is committed, the first question asked is "huh?" Josh and Rory look at some real head-scratching mysteries. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: Did we just write the song of the summer?
29/05/2026 | 7 mins.
The grand reveal of CrimeLess's take on the Florida state song. Lyrics by Josh and Rory, arrangement by Alex from Fiverr. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
What’s the best way to rob a bank? How do you fake your own death? Can you deploy a swarm of bees to get rid of the cops? And if so, how (theoretically) would one do that? All of these questions and more are answered on CRIMELESS, a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers the questions that you’re too embarrassed, or too afraid, to ask, lest it land you on an FBI watchlist.
Each week, comedian Rory Scovel and his co-host, the veteran journalist and true crime podcaster Josh Dean, break down a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, monkey gang war, or otherwise outrageous crime. The story will catapult the hosts into an exploration of the minutia of the crime, the wild characters who committed it, and how the hosts could do it better. While the show will be funny, first and foremost, listeners will also learn something — at least enough to seem interesting for 10 minutes at a party. It’s How Stuff Works, if How Stuff Works got drunk and robbed a Papaya King, to pay for the Bored Ape NFTs it bought to cover its gambling losses. Or You’re Wrong About, but mostly focused on things that Florida Man did after smoking too much kratom. (Or do you snort kratom? We definitely need to do an episode unpacking WTF kratom is.)
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