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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
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    DIONISI JOINS THE CIRCUS!

    15/06/2026 | 42 mins.
    The latest entrant to the managers office is Alessio Dionisi. Pete takes a look at his track record and his previous ability to get a top 8 place - which next season seems even more important - even though he has never gone up via a play off. Reactions are mainly caustic but that is more to do with the environment he will be entering into rather than hostility towards the new head coach.

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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    Kenny Jackett RIP

    12/06/2026 | 9 mins.
    A golden boy from two golden eras leaves us and Pete gives a brief synopsis of a football man who did so much for our club - and indeed as a manager - for other clubs. Thanks Kenny.

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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    HORNETS PULL THE UNDER 21'S AND THE IMPLICATIONS EPPP

    27/05/2026 | 34 mins.
    Pete takes Justin through his thoughts on the club removing the Under 21 side from the academy, the inevitable implications for our academy status and also explains some of the background around the much mentioned "EPPP"

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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    PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART THREE

    18/05/2026 | 51 mins.
    Justin and Pete are once again joined by Neal and Greg to go through the final player reviews with your marks out of ten, comments and whether they should stay or go. Finally 25/26 (from a DNSYE perspective) is laid to rest!
    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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    PLAYER REVIEW AND KEEP BIN 25/26 - PART TWO

    12/05/2026 | 45 mins.
    Justin and Pete are joined once again not only by Greg but also Neal Silverstein as we poor over players progress or lack of it from Squad number 10 through 20!

    No vol-au-vents were harmed in the making of this podcast.

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler, Stephen Atkinson, John Myers, Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara, Jim Cuthbert, Peter Birch, John Myers, Richard Pyne, Vydra Deeney!!! &PDF!!!

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About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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