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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
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  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

    OPPOSITION VIEW - PRESTON NORTH END

    11/2/2026 | 38 mins.
    We chat with Oli from the Butter Pie Podcast about all things Preston North End, Prediction Leagues and why Carls head resembles a potato!
    COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!

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  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

    POST MANAGER APPOINTMENT PHONE IN

    09/2/2026 | 1h 15 mins.
    Is Ed still here? Yes for the time being. There are going to be a lot of jokes like - sorry! Pete gives some background to our leftfield appointment and looks at his success or otherwise as Head Coach at three Belgian teams and we hear from supporters their reaction to the new head coach - Ed Still joining the club,

    COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!

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  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

    WATFORD WOMEN 4-3 OXFORD UNITED

    08/2/2026 | 19 mins.
    A quite remarkable game where both teams went flat out from start to final whistle!! Chewbacca, Emma Thompson and Michael McIntyre feature in sillier moments on the terraces but the game as a spectacle was as compelling an advert for Womens National Football as you will find!

    COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!
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  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

    POST MATCH PHONE IN - SOUTHAMPTON 1-0 WATFORD

    07/2/2026 | 1h 13 mins.
    A frustrating game where a substitution of a player at a defensive corner results in the newly arrived sub losing his man for the decisive goal, is frustrating enough but we rue a poor second half and a lack f fire power as we have not scored since Blackburn Rovers away!

    COYH!!This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

    & PDF!!!

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  • Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

    THE OPPOSITION VIEW - SOUTHAMPTON (AWAY)

    04/2/2026 | 34 mins.
    We chat with Football Martin from Southampton and cover off their ex managers that might become our new latest manager, we hear about their transfer window (be careful what you wish for Hornets fans!!) and Carl and Justin are trying out a new tactic in the prediction league by being even more grumpy whilst people appear to be passing away near AFC Postbox!!!

    COYH!!

    This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

    Huge thanks to all our Patreons:

    Chris Giannone,

    RichWFC2,

    Steve Holliman,

    Paul Fiander Turner,

    Sean Gourley,

    Lee Anselmo,

    John Parslow,

    Mark von Herkomer,

    Neil Silverstein,

    Steve Brown,

    Dave Lavender,

    Kasey Brown,

    Nipper Harrison,

    Boyd Mayover,

    Colin Payne,

    Paul Riley,

    Gary Wood,

    Karl Campion,

    Kevin Cremen,

    The Big Le – Bofski,

    Greg Theaker,

    Malcolm Williams,

    Peter Ryan,

    John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!!

    Jack Foster,

    Jason Rose,

    Michael Abrahams,

    Ian Bacon,

    Ken Green,

    Nick Nieuwland,

    Colin Smith

    Ant!!!!!

    Westlie Wheeler

    Stephen Atkinson

    John Myers

    Ryan D!

    Dave Mullins,

    James McNamara

    Jim Cuthbert

    Peter Birch

    John Myers

    Richard Pyne

    Vydra Deeney!!!

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About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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