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Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
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    OPPOSITION VIEW - MILLWALL (HOME)

    13/1/2026 | 31 mins.

    We chat with chaps!! Chris joins us to discuss all things Lions and especially Darius Henderson and the lack of alcohol in the away end at Watford!! Plus we preview the scores and try to to work out if any humans can beat inanimate object score predictions and Brett throws his dice off a balcony!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler Stephen Atkinson John Myers Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara Jim Cuthbert Peter Birch John Myers Richard Pyne Vydra Deeney!!! & PDF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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    Frozen - Slippery when convenient!

    04/1/2026 | 58 mins.

    Yes we let people have a rant and some revelations came forth (as they often seem to) after a shambolic postponement 15 minutes before kick off away at Hull City!!! Suggestions of skulduggery and slippery goings on are by no means a reflection of the City supporters many of whom will have travelled great distances to be there - but someone should have a lot of explaining to do! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler Stephen Atkinson John Myers Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara Jim Cuthbert Peter Birch John Myers Richard Pyne Vydra Deeney!!! & PDF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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    POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 2 - WFC 3-0 BCFC

    02/1/2026 | 1h

    Hear the rest of the fan reaction and Pete goes through the statements in full from the Chairman and the owner respectively plus reviews and limericks after an excellent showing at Vicarage Road. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler Stephen Atkinson John Myers Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara Jim Cuthbert Peter Birch John Myers Richard Pyne Vydra Deeney!!! & PDF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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    POST MATCH PHONE IN PART 1 - WFC 3-0 BCFC

    02/1/2026 | 1h 3 mins.

    Hear the initial fan reaction after a pulsating win over the Blues where most peoples only complaint is that we didn't score more and Kaiden is on the hunt for extra wingers!!! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler Stephen Atkinson John Myers Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara Jim Cuthbert Peter Birch John Myers Richard Pyne Vydra Deeney!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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    OPPOSITION VIEW - HULL CITY (AWAY)

    01/1/2026 | 47 mins.

    Justin and Pete catch up with old friend of the pod Ant from To Hull and Back podcast about all things Tigers ahead of our trip to Humberside. We discuss Gelhardt and the Hull injuries that they have so far got around, their manager who has them playing good and effective football, Pete puts the others through another round of Wiki-Player and finally Pete has some strange ideas about changing the FA Cup draw for the 3rd round. COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Cremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Peter Ryan, John Thekanady - Ambassador of Dubai!! Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! Westlie Wheeler Stephen Atkinson John Myers Ryan D! Dave Mullins, James McNamara Jim Cuthbert Peter Birch John Myers Richard Pyne Vydra Deeney!!! & PDF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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About Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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