Sexy Unique Podcast

Lara and Carey return to Punta Cana for one last gig in paradise with the Southern Hospitality gang, but first they discuss Apple Martin’s high fashion debut, Dorit’s already-iconic book tour, and PK making the roads of Los Angeles a less safe place.

Back on Southern Hospitality, the crew assembles for one last dinner before Maddi’s big 9 pm DJ spot. Michols and Emmy’s conflict drives She Hulk into another, shuncking and dry-heave meltdown, leaving everyone at the table speechless. At Maddi’s big set, Emmy creates a chaos-diversion by throwing Michols under the bus with Molly. In Charleston, Lake takes her lady on a date and vents about her dad’s bisexual erasure, and VPR’s own Allyn Lewber plays a rindom acoustic set. Grace Lily, back in her tarot bag, comes face-to-face with Maddi and Joe Bradley for the first time since PajamaGate; Maddi calls Grace out for her troubling be shoot and Grace shows her grasp on sobriety is very much wavy.

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Lara and Carey hoof it over the hill to check in with the dregs of The Valley once more, but first, they discuss Ciara Miller needing to avoid the urge to go on Threads, West having to apologize to Jenn Fessler’s family, and a Ryan Lochte jumpscare like no other.

Back on The Valley, the San Diego Horror continues, as the crew takes to the pier for a sports bar dinner: Danny “Glug Glug” goes shot for shot with Schwartz and goes into a place of Startin’, Lacy and Jinet try to hash it out and Doute Irish exits, annoyed with Luke and her third adult diaper change of the day. The drama continues back at the Airbnb, as Lacy and Michelle face-off in the kitchen and Jinet does chair comedy. The next day, the group goes on safari as Danny’s drunken antics continue to make Nia’s life hell and everyone else uncomfortable. When the ladies prepare their men for Nia’s drag show beauty pageant, Danny’s blackout draws the ire of Lala, who’s had enough of his fuckery.

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Lara and Carey discuss Dorit and PK’s seismic debt, RHOBH’s renaissance, Amanda Frances’s chilling ascent, Rachel Zoe’s cultural impact, Kyle’s internal world, Sutton’s Southern gothic repression and more.

On Southern Hospitality, the crew continues their Punta Cana sabbatical, as Emmy’s demonic possession nears completion. Everyone (minus Emmy) heads off to a nightclub, and the next morning at breakfast, Lake and Molly try to work out their beef as Emmy’s repellent aura forces a safe word invention to mitigate discomfort from the rest of the group. Maddi and Joe talk babies, the group eats dinner on a crane 150 feet above a parking lot, Julia makes a surprise appearance (much to Emmy’s fury), TJ and Michols discuss the will they/won’t they nature of their friendship, Michols gives half the group a tour of his grandmother’s favorite church, and Carey and Lara try (and fail) to remember everyone’s last names.
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Lara and Carey discuss hantavirus woes, the Ladies of London tragedy, Kris Jenner Ozempic “truth,” and more.

Back on The Valley, Brittany, Zack, Jinet and Jason meet Schwartz’s gorgeous and shockingly formidable new legitimate model gf during a cursed TomTom brunch. Lacy, Doute and Nia hunt for costumes as Lacy reveals her (unsurprising) nemesis in the group. Hint: it’s not Michelle and she’s rindom!

The group then catches a ride of the terror train down to San Diego for their big group trip; Zack and Jinet cozy up, much to the dismay of Doute, who takes to the floor of the train to guzzle vino and stew. The cast divides into different houses on the SD compound as Danny — temporarily deprived of glug-glug— begins to terrorize Nia over being asked to help her with the baby; everyone heads to an amusement park where Doute’s postpartum body hell continues and Nia disassociates from the hell of get marriage. Tom Schwartz revels in the joy of new love to the girls; Lala and Michelle share a tender trauma bond on the beach at sunset.
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Lara and Carey discuss Lisa Barlow’s genetic proof of gay icon and Gizelle from Real Housewives of Potomac and Angelina Jolie uniting over the power of sorority.

Back on SoHo, Joe Bradley continues his flop tour by throwing Maddi a surprise pirate-themed booze cruise for her birthday; her being 11 years sober, not liking surprises and wanting a private celebration be damned! Lily Grace returns from her ketamine fog to ask Leva for a second chance at Republic. Then the crew heads to the Dominican Republic for a DJ Maddi hotel gig. Michols, excited to share his heritage with his friends and visit with his grandmother, stonewalls Emmy, whose micro aggressions have turned macro. After yet another painful defense of her insane and dangerous behavior, lawyer wife psychosis pushes her enters into a place of truck stop comedy at the dinner table, frightening everyone else in the process.
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