Leeks, nipples, killer whales and the perfect tongue ratio
On the show this week: we talk nipple piercings, sneaking out of home stories, and Caitlin’s sock fights.
Plus, we weigh in on whether social media should be banned for under-16s, debate why killer whales need a rebrand, and uncover the correct ratio of tongue when going in for a kiss.
Oh - and Gracie is gobsmacked by a surprising ‘key’ update.
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1:29:23
The language we use about women, the day from hell, six teaspoons of Milo, and why we were all so cringe not that long ago
We take a deep dive into patriarchal standards and explore how, far too often, the choices of women and girls are scrutinised more harshly than those of the perpetrators. It’s not about what they wore, what time they were out, or who they were talking to. Women and girls are entitled to live free, safe and happy lives. Gender should never determine one’s access to safety.
We also put Jacinda Ardern’s famous ‘six teaspoons of Milo’ to the test - with surprising results.
There’s a confronting moment as we revisit some of our worst Facebook statuses. WHO WERE WE?
And should Caitlin change her emergency contact to her boyfriend? We put him to the test...
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1:14:49
Tits and boobies (birds), Brodie & Nigel and Kevin & Jo, carrot cake and sugar bugs
This week, we’ve got a problem with purée, it’s been a shocking week for wāhine in Aotearoa, and we break down everything you need to know about the Diddy trial that’s just kicked off. Plus, Gracie blesses us with some cute-as-shit bird names.
We also chat about Mobland, CPR, sugar bugs, and a step-sibling story from Caitlin that had Brodie thinking about a dating scenario she’d definitely never want to be in - especially not with her mum involved.
Also, a huge thanks to everyone who’s filled out our listener survey so far - we really appreciate you and all your feedback. If you haven’t done it yet, click here - you’ve still got one more week!
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1:24:51
Brodie’s big bulls, broccolini and baby names
This week, we take a look at the role of independent broadcasters in politics (promise it’s sexier than it sounds), that Lady Gaga concert, the Met Gala, and sexy, sexy jobs.
Plus: what is a cruciferous vegetable?! And why can’t we call our kids "Fanny"?
Also: If you’ve ever wanted to share your thoughts on the podcast, you’re in luck! We’ve put together a short feedback survey that takes just a couple of minutes to complete. Your input will help us make the show even better. Click here to have your say. Ngā mihi nui!
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1:26:05
Dead people selfies, zombies and lanyards, pass the parcel, and COACHELLA
The girls are back and in the same room together, which, as usual, means an added layer of hecticness.
Gracie petitions to bring back the lanyard (though we’re not entirely sure it ever left?!).
Brodie takes us on a Coachella deep dive.
There's a rather unhinged conversation about zombies thrown into the mix.
We learn about the dick wiggle.
And, on the subject of petitions, we're bringing back pass the parcel - the adult version.
Three Kiwi gals who love a laugh, sometimes a cry, serious chat, ridiculous chat, girly chat, dirty chat, funny chat, all of the chat! Think of us as your best friends at home with you having one of those glorious catch ups best friends have.
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