Three Kiwi gals who love a laugh, sometimes a cry, serious chat, ridiculous chat, girly chat, dirty chat, funny chat, all of the chat! Think of us as your best ...
A sensible shoe, a flagina and a wenis, a missing underpant and a cold sausage in bed.
Guys, it's "f*ck it, it's Christmas" rules from hereon in (basically because the cookies are out for sale haha).
Brodie's stoked some of the biggest rockstars in the world are wearing a sensible shoe, because she is too.
Caitlin teaches us about our flagina and our wenis and you best believe there's juvenile behaviour.
Gracie left some "items" at her naughty night away hotel stay and can't bring herself to collect them.
We discuss Bonnie Blue and Annie Knight (OnlyFan creators) who are causing controversy by hosting sex sessions with "barely legal" (their words) 18-year-olds - prompting Australia to revoke Bonnie's visa ahead of Schoolies. Is it predatory behaviour?
Some wise words from Brene Brown following one of the most cooked weeks in American politics.
And food in bed? What about a cold sausage?
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1:15:12
Chin hairs and fireworks, spewing and jandals, fascinators and broccoli heads.
Confirming Brodie isn't grumpy this week - but actually full disclosure we do get grumpy about fireworks but we get that out of our system nice and quick.
Ok there's also a little grump about what we may see come out of the U.S too...
THEN IT'S ALL HAPPY DAYS FROM THERE!
Are we officially in the silly season? But also, who's getting amped up for festi season?
We debate the merit of the humble jandal.
We agonise over why we get rid of hair on some parts of our bodies only for it to sprout in other places.
We get a good insight into what the youth are up to thanks to Brodie's attendance at the Travis Scott concert.
And, what would you be able to give a 30 minute presentation on with no preparation?
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1:18:55
0800 Salami, bring back the landline, brows, nipples and Pitbull
(Warning: Brodie's in a foul mood).
We eat cheese kransky live on the show just in case you didn't know how much we love them...
Petition to bring back the landline and cancel the inbox.
We hear about a brow disaster and HOW ON EARTH IS THAT STILL HAPPENING????
Plus the importance of timing a running poo.
Oh yes! And a Caitlin update!
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1:16:29
Mad John and the Boys, platypussys, curfews, the Govy G and a hot dog with a side of benedict.
Boy oh boy she's a WILD ride this week, just when you think we might be wrapping up fart chat completely hijacks the chat about an hour in and all bets are off from there.
We pay homage to our male listeners.
We learn facts about platypussys (yes we are calling them that) and stoats and cicadas.
We're leaning into curfews and potluck dinners.
We've got a new job idea for Brodie, Gracie gives new meaning to a hot dog and quite frankly we're deceased at this point.
But then we die a little more when we learn the true meaning of Benedict.
You may need two goes at this. LOL.
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1:23:26
Potato Pom-poms, long 'D', the gals commune and key beeps.
Can you remember the time the nation sold out of Potato Pom-poms? We didn't either but best you believe it's to do with Food in a Minute!
And how do you define the "D" in long distance relationships?
We have grand master plans and an update on The Commune.
We give ourselves a slap for how much we get in our heads about our bodies.
And we attempt to ban key beeps.
Three Kiwi gals who love a laugh, sometimes a cry, serious chat, ridiculous chat, girly chat, dirty chat, funny chat, all of the chat! Think of us as your best friends at home with you having one of those glorious catch ups best friends have.
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