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  Sending a HUGE THANKS to every single one of you that listened, commented, reviewed, DM'd, and field-corresponded-ed! It was a really hard decision to close this chapter, but we hope to stay in touch over at Nobody's Listening, Right? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• Tetris Championships Field Piece, Taco Bell Kiosk Kindness, Musk & Trump Breakup

  Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Andy Makes Elizabeth’s Day In Interview With Tetris Legend Sharky At Tetris World Championships, Oregon Track Star Literally Double Somersaults Her Way To Winning State, A Thoughtful Plea To Customers From A Taco Bell Employee, How One Panda Express Team Made A Tired Mom’s Day, and A Crossing Guard Retirement Send Off Fit For The King He Is    Plus Today’s Headlines: Musk And Trump Self-Owning While Feuding, LA Peaceful Protests Rendered Chaotic By Vengeful President With Military Deployment Against Citizens, RFK Junior Claims To Buoy Science By Retiring All Scientists On Vaccine Committee, Leaders Of ‘Orgasmic Meditation’ Cult Convicted Of Coercion Charges, TSA Takes To Facebook To Address Their Mutual Love For Costco, and China Takes Extreme Measures To Curb Cheating By Students If you have a soft hitting news story to share please reach out!  send us a link at [email protected] Follow Nobody’s News Instagram TikTok Youtube Check out our other show, Nobody’s Listening, Right? Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:42 Headlines 31:18 Classic World Tetris Championship 40:42 Track Star Summersaults To Win 42:18 Taco Bell PSA 47:01 Panda Express Keeps It Human 51:46 Crossing Guard Legend Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• Monkey Herpes Cures Cancer, A Blimp History Lesson, Bees Bee BeeUsy On Border

  Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: France Bans Public Smoking Where Children Might Be Present, Iconic Goodyear Blimp Celebrates Turning 100 In Ohio, Burger King Employee Who Works Shift After Graduation Receives GoFundMe Donations For College, Two Hikers Who Took Shrooms Called 911 Devastated To Report Their Friend Was Deceased Only To Later Learn They Were Just Really Really High And Friend Was Fine, Long Haul Truck OverTurns Releasing Millions Of Honeybees On Highway, Nurse Anesthetist Groped And Kissed Sedated Women And Loses License According To People Mag, and Hero Rescues Kitten Stuck For Two Days With The Sound Of A Mother Cat’s Meows Plus Today’s Headlines: Trump Says Putin Is Pissed After Phone Call, Trump Agrees For First Time With Elizabeth Warren On Debt Limit, Obama Surprisingly Cites Article Steve Bannon Is Quoted In On AI Economic Impact, Monkey Herpes Could Hold Key To New Cancer Treatment According To Preliminary Research On Mice, Doritos And Mountain Dew Could Carry New ‘Not Recommended For Human Consumption’ Label If Texas Bill Goes Through, and Sydney Sweeny Sells Personal Bathwater Soap For Some Reason If you have a soft hitting news story to share please reach out!  send us a link at [email protected] Follow Nobody’s News Instagram TikTok Youtube Check out our other show, Nobody’s Listening, Right? Chapters: 00:00 Intro 02:12 Headlines 20:21 Paris Bans Smoking Sorta 23:23 Goodyear Blimp Turns 100 30:47 Burger King Graduate 34:02 Shroom Overload 38:31 Bumble Bee Accident 41:28 People Magazine Goes Hard 46:00 Heartwarming Kitten Rescue Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• Frisco Flips Out, Trump Hates Tacos, Nothing Can Stop Morris Or Joanna

  Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Idaho Man Has Incredible Story Of Survival After Getting Trapped Face Down Under A 700 Lb Boulder, San Francisco’s Public School System Quickly Backtracks On Controversial New Grading System, First Photos And Videos Captured Of The Elusive Subalpine Wooly Rat, and People Magazine Wows Us Once Again With Story Of Passenger Who Cut In Line To Board Airplane Plus Today’s Headlines: Trump Doesn’t Like Question By Reporter About The ‘TACO TRADE’ Calls It Nasty, Elon Musk’s Tenure As Unelected President Sidekick Comes To End, Unstable Glacier Collapsed Onto Village In Swiss Alps With One Resident Reported Missing, Toto Toilets Sets Their Sights On Untouched Bottoms In US, Haribo Recalls Happy Cola Fizz Gummies In Netherlands After Cannabis Contamination If you have a soft hitting news story to share please reach out!  send us a link at [email protected] Follow Nobody’s News Instagram TikTok Youtube Check out our other show, Nobody’s Listening, Right? Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:38 Headlines 14:19 Trapped Under Boulder 21:53 Fs Are Now Ds 31:17 Wooly Rats 33:37 No Cutters Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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• Plane Too Big, Our Planet And Survivor Getting White Hot, Paraglider Too High

  Today’s Soft-Hitting stories: Man Sues Colorado Rockies For Getting Struck By Foul Ball And Poor Performance, Chinese Paraglider Cheats Death After Flying To 28,000ft, Two Men Accused Of Targeting Casino Winners In Cars On Trial, Burt’s Bees And Mike’s Hot Honey Team Up For Lip Balm Collab, Study Unveils Surprising Source Combatting Global Warming In The Arctic, And A Carnival Cruise Ship Rescues 4 People And 3 Dogs Stranded At Sea Plus Today’s Headlines: JD Vance Spoke At 2025 Bitcoin Convention And Called Out Senator For Standing Him Up, Potential Problem With Qatari Jet According To Trump It’s Too Big, Brace Yourselves For Killer Heat According To Top Weather Forecasters,  Astronomers Have Discovered Mysterious Object In Milky Way, Mike White Slated To Return To Survivor If you have a soft hitting news story to share please reach out!  send us a link at [email protected] Follow Nobody’s News Instagram TikTok Youtube Check out our other show, Nobody’s Listening, Right? Chapters: 00:00 Intro 03:29 Headlines 15:53 Man Sues Rockies 21:11 Paraglider Goes Too High 25:28 Lowlife Crooks Caught 28:34 Burts Bees X Mike’s Hot Honey 30:41 Penguin Poop 35:00 Carnival To The Rescue Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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