Locked and Probably Loaded with DJ and Kelly

DJ is finally FREE from corporate tax prep, Kelly has popped blood vessels in both eyes from too much research, and somehow that’s only the beginning.

This week on Locked & Probably Loaded with DJ & Kelly, we get into Kaia Gerber’s story about being spiritually cleansed with a didgeridoo, Chris Hansen’s thoughts on Robert Pattinson playing him, the upcoming Anthony Bourdain movie Tony, and why having a Regal Unlimited pass has basically turned going to the movies into our part-time job.

We also talk ADHD, visual clutter and the impossible task of getting rid of stuff you’ve owned for years; celebrity impersonators who may look more like the celebrity than the actual celebrity; whether yachts are secretly terrifying; and the important financial strategy of sneaking a four-course meal—with dipping sauces—into a movie theater.

Then Kelly brings up a theory about the way men and women interpret the 1–10 pain scale at the doctor: are men comparing their pain to the worst thing they’ve personally experienced, while women compare theirs to the worst pain they can imagine? And could that be one more reason women unintentionally downplay their pain when seeking medical care?

Plus: New Jersey, hangovers, soft pretzels, mushrooms, tiny thumbs and entirely too much information.

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Chapters

These should work nicely as searchable YouTube chapters:

00:00 – DJ Survived Tax Prep
04:00 – The McDonald’s Flash Mob
06:23 – New Jersey & DJ’s Legendary Night Out
09:06 – Hangovers, College Drinking & Boone’s Farm
10:49 – Kelly’s Internet Is Still Fighting Her
12:01 – Kaia Gerber’s Didgeridoo Exorcism
13:49 – Robert Pattinson Is Playing Chris Hansen?!
16:48 – The Anthony Bourdain Movie Tony
17:18 – We’ve Turned Going to the Movies Into a Job
20:42 – ADHD, Clutter & Getting Rid of Everything
23:29 – DJ’s Extremely Disturbing New Art
25:00 – The Tupac Murder Trial
26:33 – Celebrity Impersonators Are Getting Too Good
29:45 – Are Yachts Actually Fun?
31:07 – Why Terrible Things Keep Happening on Yachts
32:42 – Do Men & Women Rate Pain Differently?
38:39 – Maybe Going to Bed Sober Is Unhealthy
39:15 – Never Look at Your Hands on Mushrooms
41:09 – Patreon & Live Happy Hour

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DJ should be on a cruise. Instead, he’s doing taxes because his travel companion waited until the last possible second to remember one tiny problem: there’s a warrant out for his arrest.

Then DJ and Kelly recap a VERY busy week at the movies, including One Night Only, Spider-Man: Brand New Day, Super Troopers 3 and I Want Your Sex. Which movies worked, which didn’t, and why exactly is One Night Only essentially “The Purge, but for sex”?

Elsewhere: why Dungeons & Dragons creates instant secondhand embarrassment, whether Gen Z’s declining interest in drinking and dating might have something to do with how insanely expensive it is to leave the house, DJ’s unwavering devotion to Irish Spring 5-in-1, rising electricity bills, political hypocrisy, the WNBA protest stunt, and the Lindsay Clancy trial.

Plus, on Patreon: DJ experiments with Jell-O that expired in 2022, The Last House gets absolutely demolished, and we establish the official Locked & Probably Loaded rule: listen to an entire episode before deciding whether you hate us.

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Chapters

00:00 Welcome to Locked & Probably Loaded
00:56 DJ’s Five Days of Tax Prep Hell
02:25 How DJ Earned Free Cruise Rooms
03:49 The Cruise Disaster: “Your Warrant Is Not My Responsibility”
05:23 Taco Bell, Below Deck & Recovering From the Cancellation
06:44 Would DJ & Kelly Survive Dungeons & Dragons?
08:06 The Freedom — and Horror — of Being Cringe
09:45 One Night Only: The Purge, But for Sex
13:29 Spider-Man: Brand New Day
14:13 Super Troopers 3
15:41 I Want Your Sex
16:49 Why Isn’t Gen Z Having Sex?
18:52 The WNBA Protest Stunt
20:36 Why Is Electricity So Expensive?
22:35 Things Nobody Tells You About Owning a House
23:45 DJ’s Unwavering Loyalty to Irish Spring
27:29 Political Hypocrisy & Ken Paxton
32:46 Max Miller & Political Scandals
35:31 Matt Gaetz Invades DJ’s Facebook Algorithm
37:24 The Lindsay Clancy Trial
45:10 Boston, Justice & an Interesting Way to End a Podcast
46:03 Patreon, Live Happy Hours & What’s Next

PATREON BONUS

46:59 Does Jell-O Expire? DJ Finds Out
48:47 The Cruise That Never Happened
49:40 Why This Podcast Is Almost Impossible to Clip
52:31 Rage Bait & the Internet Attention Span
53:25 The Last House: What the Hell Was That?
57:13 Back to Tax Hell
58:54 The $1 Taco Bell Quesarito That Costs $1.60

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In this episode of Locked & Probably Loaded, DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart dive into late-night overthinking, documentary rabbit holes, anxiety spirals, sleep deprivation, and why "research is not a nighttime activity." They also share stories about organizing their homes, finding unexpected gratitude, cruise planning disasters, and the strange tricks that actually helped improve their moods. If you've ever stayed awake Googling yourself into a panic, this episode is for you.

00:00 Welcome & DJ's Sleepless Night

01:00 Why Late-Night Research Is a Bad Idea

03:00 The Documentaries We Can (and Can't) Watch

08:00 Acting Crazy Might Actually Keep You Safe

11:00 Can Smiling Actually Change Your Mood?

14:00 Organization, Gratitude & Sleepless Nights

20:00 The Rabbit Hole of Jewelry and Collecting

25:00 Why We Can Never Finish Organizing

31:00 The Worst Chore in the World

33:00 Why This Podcast Makes Us Happier

35:00 DJ's Cruise Dilemma

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DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart recap one of their most chaotic weeks yet, beginning with a hilariously brutal review of Her Private Hell, a film so bizarre that they couldn't stop talking about it long after leaving the theater. They also share their spoiler-free thoughts on The Odyssey, discuss Hollywood filmmaking, storytelling, and what separates artistic ambition from self-indulgence.

The conversation continues with stories from their Puerto Vallarta vacation, including travel mishaps, a nationwide T-Mobile outage that convinced them the apocalypse had begun, getting trapped in an elevator in Mexico, first-class flight upgrades, food poisoning before a flight home, awkward fan encounters, vacation disasters, and Kelly's newest hobby: learning to sew.

If you enjoy movie reviews, behind-the-scenes Hollywood conversations, travel stories, comedy, and unfiltered conversations about filmmaking and life, this episode is packed with laughs, unexpected detours, and plenty of chaos.

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DJ Qualls and Kelly Blackheart record their latest (and most chaotic) episode yet after battling internet issues, late-night recording, and travel exhaustion. They break down DJ's nightmare airline experience returning from Toronto, discuss the current state of consumer protections, corporate consolidation, Hollywood's obsession with algorithms over creativity, and why independent filmmakers are being pushed out of the industry. The conversation also covers their upcoming Mexico trip, behind-the-scenes stories from the entertainment industry, a review of a recent movie, a hilarious Supernatural fan encounter, Conor McGregor's UFC injury, the changing landscape of television and film, and why audiences are craving original storytelling more than ever. If you love candid conversations about Hollywood, filmmaking, current events, travel, pop culture, and behind-the-scenes entertainment stories, this episode is packed with honest opinions, laughs, and plenty of unexpected detours.

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