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The Messed Up Gardener

Esther William (Aitken)
The Messed Up Gardener
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    Ep 174: Stop Growing the Wrong Crops (This Is What Actually Saves Money)

    25/04/2026 | 26 mins.
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    Free Gardening Resources at the bottom of the show notes
    What if your garden isn’t failing…
     it’s just not built to return anything?
    Why do so many gardens look productive…
     yet still don’t reduce your grocery bill?
    And what if the problem isn’t how you’re growing…
     but what you’re choosing to grow?
    In this episode of The Messed-Up Gardener, Esther Williams breaks down one of the biggest blind spots in gardening.
    In this episode you’ll discover:
    🌱 Why most gardens feel productive — but don’t actually deliver results
     🌱 The “illusion of productivity” and how it keeps gardeners stuck
     🌱 Why crop selection matters more than soil, watering, or technique
     🌱 The difference between crops that carry your system… and crops that don’t
     🌱 The 3 crop roles (Anchor, Accelerator, Passive) and how to use them
     🌱 The hidden cost of growing the wrong crops (time, space, and effort)
     🌱 Why most gardeners choose low-impact crops (and don’t realise it)
     🌱 What actually saves money — and how to structure your garden properly
     🌱 The simple 3-question filter to instantly improve your garden
    If you’ve ever felt like your garden should be doing more…
    but you can’t quite figure out why it isn’t…
    this episode will show you exactly where things are going wrong.
    And more importantly…
    👉 how to fix it.
    🎧 Press play above to listen.
    If you enjoyed this episode, please consider sharing it with a fellow gardener or leaving a review. It helps more people discover the show.
    Feel free to reach out.
    📩 [email protected]
     🌐 www.themessedupgardener.com
    Facebook
    🌿 The Messed Up Gardener
     🍄 Shesther’s Gourmet
    Episode links mentioned in the episode:
    Ep 168: If Supermarkets Closed Tomorrow, Could Your Garden Feed You? https://www.buzzsprout.com/2076652/episodes/18845048
    Ep 171: Why Your Garden Isn’t Saving You Money (And How to Fix It)
    https://www.buzzsprout.com/2076652/episodes/18960724
    Ep 172: What a $100 Garden REALLY Looks Like (And Why Most People Get It Wrong) https://www.buzzsprout.com/2076652/episodes/18987083
    Ep 173: Why Most Gardens Fail in the First 90 Days (And How to Avoid It) https://www.buzzsprout.com/2076652/episodes/18987118
    Helpful Garden Resources
    If you'd like to keep learning, you can explore some of my practical gardening resources
    🌱 Create Your Own DIY Self-Watering Planters
     A step-by-step guide to building simple systems that help your garden thrive
    https://stan.store/EstherA/p/create-your-own-diy-self-watering-garden-planters
    🌿 Free Gardening Resources
    You can also grab a few of my free guides designed to help gardeners build confidence:
    🌿 12 Essential Tips for a Thriving Garden
     https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Organic Gardening Cheat Sheet
     https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Garden Goals Planning Worksheet
     https://stan.store/EstherA/p/get-my-garden-goals-planning-worksheet-now
    Until next time, remember:
    Gardening can happen in any space, in any place, and on any budget. 
    Gardening can happen in any space, in any place, and on any budget.
  • The Messed Up Gardener

    Ep 173: Why Most Gardens Fail in the First 90 Days (And How to Avoid It)

    18/04/2026 | 23 mins.
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                            Free Gardening Resources at the bottom of the show notes
    What if nothing has actually gone wrong with your garden…
    But it just feels like it has?
    Why do so many gardens start strong… Only to slow down, stall, and become confusing within the first few weeks?
    And what if the problem isn’t what you’re doing… But when you’re expecting results?
    In this episode of The Messed-Up Gardener, Esther Williams walks you through the stage most gardeners don’t fully understand — the first 90 days.
    Not in a complicated or technical way…
    But in a clear, practical way that helps you understand what’s actually happening beneath the surface.
    Because the truth is, most gardens don’t fail because people stop trying.
    They struggle because the early stages don’t behave the way people expect them to.
    And without understanding that… it’s easy to start second-guessing everything.
    In this episode you’ll discover:
    🌱 Why early growth can be misleading — and what it actually means
    🌱 What really happens between days 14–30 (and why things start to feel “off”)
    🌱 The “Mistake Window” — where most gardens get overcorrected
    🌱 Why gardens don’t respond instantly (and how this creates confusion)
    🌱 The stage where confidence drops — and why this is completely normal
    🌱 What successful gardeners do differently during this period
    🌱 The simple 90-day framework to help your garden stabilise and start working
    If your garden has ever started well…but then felt inconsistent, slow, or uncertain…
    this episode will help you understand exactly why.
    🎧 Press play above to listen.
    If you enjoyed this episode, please consider sharing it with a fellow gardener or leaving a review. It helps more people discover the show. And if you’d like to see what I’m working on behind the scenes — including our current greenhouse setup (yes… 5000 strawberry plants incoming 😅) — feel free to reach out.
    📩 [email protected] 🌐 www.themessedupgardener.com
    🌿 Follow the Journey
    Facebook
    🌿 The Messed Up Gardener
     🍄 Shesther’s Gourmet
    🌱 Helpful Garden Resources
    If you’d like to keep learning, you can explore some of my practical gardening resources:
    🌱 Create Your Own DIY Self-Watering Planters
     A step-by-step guide to building simple systems that help your garden thrive.
    https://stan.store/EstherA/p/create-your-own-diy-self-watering-garden-planters
    🌿 Free Gardening Resources
    You can also grab a few of my free guides designed to help gardeners build confidence:
    🌿 12 Essential Tips for a Thriving Garden
     Practical guidance from planning through to harvest
    https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Organic Gardening Cheat Sheet
     Simple natural methods for chemical-free growing
    https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Garden Goals Planning Worksheet
     A simple worksheet to help you plan your garden with intention
    https://stan.store/EstherA/p/get-my-garden-goals-planning-worksheet-now
    Until next time, remember:
    Gardening can happen in any space, in any place, and on any budget. 🌿
    Gardening can happen in any space, in any place, and on any budget.
  • The Messed Up Gardener

    Ep 172: What a $100 Garden REALLY Looks Like (And Why Most People Get It Wrong)

    11/04/2026 | 22 mins.
    🎧 Press Play to Listen to Today’s Episode
                           Free Gardening Resources at the bottom of the show notes
    What does a real $100 garden actually look like?
    And more importantly…
    👉 would it actually save you money?
    Because a lot of people are starting gardens right now…
    spending hundreds… sometimes thousands… And still not seeing a real return.
    In this episode of The Messed-Up Gardener, Esther Williams breaks down what happens when you strip it all back.
    No overbuilding. No unnecessary spend. No Pinterest-perfect setups.
    Just a simple question:
    👉 If you had $100… how would you build a garden that actually works?
    👉 Something that starts reducing your grocery bill.
    Because once you understand how to structure a garden properly… everything starts to shift.
    In this episode you’ll discover:
    🌱 How to break down a $100 garden budget so every dollar actually contributes to food
    🌱 The simple shift that changes what you grow (and why most people get this wrong)
    🌱 How to choose crops based on real return — not just what feels rewarding
    🌱 Why some crops quietly carry your entire garden (and others don’t)
    🌱 The most common mistakes that waste time, money, and momentum
    🌱 What actually happens in the first 30–90 days of a working garden
    🌱 How a small garden can realistically start replacing $10–$20 per week in groceries
    🌱 Why gardens don’t save money instantly — but build value over time
    If you’ve ever felt like your garden should be doing more…
    or wondered whether it’s actually worth the effort…
    this episode will help you step back and see things differently.
    🎧 Press play above to listen.
    If you enjoyed this episode, please consider sharing it with a fellow gardener or leaving a review. It genuinely helps more people discover the show.
    And if you're ready to start building a garden that actually works…
    my practical guides are waiting for you in the links below.
    📩 Reach out here:
    [email protected]
    🌿 Follow the Journey
    Facebook
    🌿 The Messed Up Gardener
     🍄 Shesther’s Gourmet
    🌐 www.themessedupgardener.com
    🛠 Helpful Garden Resources
    If you'd like to keep learning, you can explore some of my practical gardening resources:
    🌱 Create Your Own DIY Self-Watering Planters
    A step-by-step guide to building simple systems that help your garden thrive
    https://stan.store/EstherA/p/create-your-own-diy-self-watering-garden-planters
     
    🌿 Free Gardening Resources
    You can also grab a few of my free guides designed to help gardeners build confidence:
    🌿 12 Essential Tips for a Thriving Garden
    Practical guidance from planning through to harvest
    https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Organic Gardening Cheat Sheet
    Simple natural methods for chemical-free growing
    https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Garden Goals Planning Worksheet
    A simple worksheet to help you plan your garden with intention
    https://stan.store/EstherA/p/get-my-garden-goals-planning-worksheet-now
    Until next time, remember:
    Gardening can happen in any space, in any place, and on any budget. 🌿
    Gardening can happen in any space, in any place, and on any budget.
  • The Messed Up Gardener

    Ep 171: Why Your Garden Isn’t Saving You Money… (And How to Fix It)

    04/04/2026 | 29 mins.
    🎧 Press Play to Listen to Today’s Episode
    👉 Free Gardening Resources at the bottom of the show notes
    Hi Welcome to The Messed Up Gardener  
    Most gardens look productive… But are they actually saving you money?
    Or just making you feel like they are?
    In this episode of The Messed-Up Gardener, Esther Williams explores a question most gardeners never stop to ask.
    Because the truth is, many gardens are beautifully designed for enjoyment…
    👉 but not for financial impact
    That doesn’t mean your garden isn’t valuable.
    In fact — the opposite is true.
    When you start looking at your garden through a slightly different lens…
    you begin to see where the real opportunity is.
    In this episode you’ll discover:
    🌱 Why most gardens replace the cheapest parts of your grocery bill — not the expensive ones
    🌱 The simple mindset shift that turns a garden from a hobby into a strategy
    🌱 What “high-impact crops” actually are — and why they matter
    🌱 The $1 vs $10 rule that changes how you choose what to grow
    🌱 Why some gardens never save money (even when they should)
    🌱 How small changes can quietly reduce your grocery bill over time
    🌱 The hidden ways gardening saves money beyond just what you harvest
    If you’ve ever wondered why your garden isn’t making a bigger difference financially…
    👉 this episode will change how you see everything you grow
    🎧 Press play above to listen
    If you enjoyed this episode, please consider sharing it with a fellow gardener or leaving a review. It genuinely helps more people discover the show.
    And if you'd like structured help turning your garden into something more productive…
    my guides are waiting for you below 👇
    🌿 Helpful Garden Resources
    If you'd like to keep learning, you can explore some of my practical gardening resources:
    🌱 Create Your Own DIY Self-Watering Planters
     A step-by-step guide to building simple systems that help your garden thrive
    https://stan.store/EstherA/p/create-your-own-diy-self-watering-garden-planters
    🌱 Free Gardening Resources
    You can also grab a few of my free guides designed to help gardeners build confidence:
    🌿 12 Essential Tips for a Thriving Garden
     Practical guidance from planning through to harvest
    https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Organic Gardening Cheat Sheet
     Simple natural methods for chemical-free growing
    https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Garden Goals Planning Worksheet
     A simple worksheet to help you plan your garden with intention
    https://stan.store/EstherA/p/get-my-garden-goals-planning-worksheet-now
    🌿 Follow the Journey
    Facebook
    🌿 The Messed Up Gardener
     🍄 Shesther’s Gourmet
    🌐 www.themessedupgardener.com
    📩 [email protected]
    Until next time, remember:
    Gardening can happen in any space, in any place, and on any budget.
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    Ep 170: The Hidden Reason Many People Give Up Gardening

    28/03/2026 | 17 mins.
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    Most people don’t give up gardening because they didn’t enjoy it.
    They give up because the first year feels harder than they expected.
    Because what most people don’t realise is this:
    The first year isn’t about success.
     It’s about learning.
    And many gardeners stop just before everything starts to get easier.
    In this episode of The Messed-Up Gardener, Esther Williams explores what’s really happening during that first season — and why it can feel frustrating, confusing, and sometimes overwhelming.
    Not because you’re doing it wrong…
     but because you’re right in the middle of the learning curve.
    🌱 In this episode you’ll discover:
    🌿 Why the first year of gardening is often the hardest
     🌿 The gap between the “garden dream” and reality
    🌿 What the “messy middle” actually means
    🌿 Why soil matters more than plants
    🌿 How gardening knowledge compounds over time
    🌿 Why the second year feels so much easier
    If you’ve ever felt like your garden wasn’t working…
    This episode will help you realise:
    You’re not failing.
     You’re learning.
    🌿 If This Episode Helped
    Share it with someone who might be feeling discouraged in their garden 🌱
     Or leave a review — it helps more gardeners find the show.
    🌿 Free Gardening Resources
    🌿 12 Essential Tips for a Thriving Garden
     https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Organic Gardening Cheat Sheet
     https://stan.store/EstherA
    🌿 Garden Goals Planning Worksheet
     https://stan.store/EstherA/p/get-my-garden-goals-planning-worksheet-now
    Until next time, remember:
    Gardening can happen in any space, in any place, and on any budget. 🌿
    Gardening can happen in any space, in any place, and on any budget.

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About The Messed Up Gardener

Hello and Welcome to The Messed Up Gardener. This podcast covers all areas of gardening from a beginner, intermediate to advanced level. It covers gardening on any budget, any space, any place. There are no rules when it comes to me, and my gardens and I do it messy. There is nothing more fun than getting your hands dirty and creating that space that gives you joy and abundance. This podcast will give tips, tricks, hacks and methodology’s to make any space work from the tiny indoor garden to the rolling meadows with even a dash of bees, mushrooms and hydroponics thrown in. I have been a horticulturist for as long as I can remember and in the industry since I was 15 so that’s nearly 30 years of hands on gardening experience. I am really looking forward to being on this journey & doing it messy with you.
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