Still Not Straight

We opened the X Files… and apparently you lot have been THROUGH IT.
This week, we’re talking exes, the good, the bad and the ones who absolutely should have stayed blocked.
You sent us your wildest stories and somehow they involve cheating fiancées, exes following people interstate, secret relationships, stolen puppies, Bumble BFF “sleepovers”, breakups that refused to stay broken up and a woman pretending all of her lesbian exes were actually men.
Tessa and Shan also get into their own exes and situationships, trusting your gut, why we ignore red flags when we’re in love, the chaos of lesbian dating and whether anyone really knows what happens inside someone else’s relationship.
The silver lining? Pretty much everyone has been through it and eventually, you get to look back and laugh.
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Class is in session, babies.
This week, Tessa & Shan present The Gentlewoman’s Guide to Being a Better Partner, aka all the things women wish their partners just got without having to be asked.
Think less grand romantic gestures and more: notice the overflowing bin. Know her coffee order. Make the reservation. Put your phone down. Kiss her when she gets home. Keep dating her. Listen when she needs to vent. And please, for the love of God, take some initiative.
Tessa brings her very scientific DON’T BE A DICK framework, Shan brings an actual slideshow, and together they cover the little things that can make a very big difference in a relationship.
Because as the girls realise, the secret isn't actually that complicated: notice your person, know your person and don't wait until they have to ask.
Whether you're a girlfriend, boyfriend, wife, husband, partner or currently very single, there might be something in here for you.
Welcome to The Gentlewoman’s Guide.

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We promised we’d go deeper on our taboo topics… so naturally, we’re dedicating an entire episode to SEX.
What actually counts as lesbian sex? How often should couples be doing it? Is scheduling sex actually a good idea? Should you ever fake an orgasm? How important is foreplay? And is “lesbian bed death” even real?
There’s also a questionable step-by-step lesson in foreplay, some deeply personal confessions, and a rapid-fire round that probably tells you far too much about both of them.
Nothing is off limits. You’re welcome, babies.
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We’re back and after a quick debrief of the SNS Social Club (which absolutely popped off), we’re talking about all the things you’re apparently not supposed to talk about.
Money. Relationships. Religion. Aliens. Nothing is off limits.
How important is money in a relationship? What do we actually believe? Are there some things you just shouldn’t say out loud? And, naturally, do we believe there’s something else out there?
We go there and Shan may or may not be the reason we’re not here next week.
It’s chaotic, questionable and very SNS.
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We thought what happened in Europe stayed in Europe…
Apparently not. Tessa’s back and recapping the entire trip, the good, the gay, the unexpected homophobia, and the story she genuinely thought she’d never tell.
Oh, and apparently we need to address the Sarah rumours too.
We’re back babies.
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