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EnterpriseSplaining

Jamie, Maria, Bill
EnterpriseSplaining
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  • EnterpriseSplaining

    The Good, The Bad and the Skagly!

    10/09/2026 | 1h 24 mins.
    Giddy-up! It’s our 100th EnterpriseSplaining episode and to “celebrate” we’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 3, Episode 9 “North Star,” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. This week the Enterprise Crew finds a colony of humans, living a rootin’ tootin’ cowboy lifestyle, right down to the horses, rotgut, and hangings! As they sort out the history of these people and the oppressed alien “Skags,” Archer gets close to schoolmarm Bethany, and it all ends in an old timey gunfight. Also, we’re joined by Ryan Consell, author of the Stealing from Wizards series (which we highly rikermend and you can listen to for free via the podcast of the same name)!
    Rikermendations:
    Ryan: The Young Necromancer's Guide to Ghosts by Vanessa Ricci-Thode
    Jamie: Tiny Bookshop
    Maria: A Nice Indian Boy
    Bill: Hairspray (1988)

    We now have merch! Show your love for EnterpriseSplaining and the cutest beagle ever with a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt!
    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.
    The show is produced by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media
    Follow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain
    Follow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplaining
    Like us on Facebook: EnterpriseSplaining
    Send us an email: enterprisesplaining@gmail.com
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    Second Contact: Archer's Got Brain Worms!

    03/09/2026 | 52 mins.
    This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 3, Episode 8 “Twilight,” now that Maria and Bill have watched this episode which shows us one of the worst potential future timelines where Archer and T’Pol enter into a romantic relationship and Malcolm grows a goatee (the horror!).
    Also, in our Mammary Alpha segment, we learn about Star Trek makeup artist Michael Westmore and the legacy of the Westmore family in Hollywood.
    A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “Archer's Got Brain Worms!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week.

    We now have merch! Show your love for EnterpriseSplaining and the cutest beagle ever with a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt!
    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.
    The show is produced by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media
    Follow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain
    Follow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplaining
    Like us on Facebook: EnterpriseSplaining
    Send us an email: enterprisesplaining@gmail.com
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    Archer's Got Brain Worms!

    27/08/2026 | 2h 15 mins.
    We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 3, Episode 8 “Twilight,” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. Archer gets timey wimey brain worms leading to a terrible future where earth is destroyed, humanity is nearing extinction, and Malcolm has a goatee. But don't worry, it's not all bad! T'Pol wears normal clothes for the first time ever!
    Jamie and Maria are at DragonCon! Look up Jamie’s panels in the DragonCon app by searching for “Jamie Bernstein” on the speakers tab.
    Rikermendations:
    Bill: Widow's Bay
    Maria: Sheep Detective
    Jamie: Zoey's Extraordinary Playlist

    We now have merch! Show your love for EnterpriseSplaining and the cutest beagle ever with a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt!
    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.
    The show is produced by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media
    Follow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain
    Follow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplaining
    Like us on Facebook: EnterpriseSplaining
    Send us an email: enterprisesplaining@gmail.com
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    Second Contact: Free Shipping with Xindi Prime!

    20/08/2026 | 1h 11 mins.
    This week, we’re on a second contact mission, revisiting Star Trek: Enterprise Season 3, Episode 7 “The Shipment,” now that Bill and Jamie have watched it.. A word of warning: If you haven’t listened to the episode before this one, “Free Shipping with Xindi Prime!,” go listen to that first because this is a follow up to last week.
    Memory Alpha Shirt & Pant reference
    We now have merch! Show your love for EnterpriseSplaining and the cutest beagle ever with a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt!
    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.
    The show is produced by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media
    Follow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain
    Follow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplaining
    Like us on Facebook: EnterpriseSplaining
    Send us an email: enterprisesplaining@gmail.com
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    Free Shipping with Xindi Prime! (feat. Dr. Raychelle Burks)

    13/08/2026 | 1h 51 mins.
    We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 3, Episode 7 “The Shipment,” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. Tipped off by last week's Beast-incel, the Enterprise heads to a planet where they believe the Xindi are manufacturing parts of their superweapon only to find a weirdly chill Bigfoot Xindi planet where nobody is aware there's a war on. Also, Trip and Phlox mess with a Xindi weapon to see how it works and it goes exactly as poorly you'd expect. Plus, Guest Raychelle Burks joins us to marvel at the weird science the many safety and security protocols that everyone ignores in this episode.
    Rikermendations:
    Raychelle: Buffalo Hunter Hunter - Steven Graham Jones (book)
    The Ballad of Black Tom - Victor LaValle (book)
    Bill: The Martians: The True Story of an Alien Craze that Captured Turn-of-the-Century America - David Baron (book)
    Jamie: Given (Anime)
    Maria: Mitchell and Webb Are Not Helping + Mitchell and Webb Talk About Some Sketches in a Pretend Room (YouTube series)

    We now have merch! Show your love for EnterpriseSplaining and the cutest beagle ever with a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt!
    EnterpriseSplaining is proud to be part of the ESO Network.
    The show is produced by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media
    Follow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain
    Follow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplaining
    Like us on Facebook: EnterpriseSplaining
    Send us an email: enterprisesplaining@gmail.com
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About EnterpriseSplaining
EnterpriseSplaining - The podcast where we try to explain Star Trek: Enterprise to each other! We are bewildered by this show. We have questions - so many questions! Join Jamie, Bill, and Maria as they attempt to make sense of this 22-year-old show that represents one of the strangest chapters of Star Trek history. Haven’t watched or don’t want to watch the show? No problem! At EnterpriseSplaining, we’ll do that work for you! Every week, one of us will watch an episode and explain it to the others - or try to. No Star Trek knowledge is necessary, although it might help? Who knows. This show is weird. Listen along as we try to uncover exactly what this show was trying to accomplish and what it ended up doing. Will this podcast be useful? Probably not! Will it change the world? UNLIKELY! Will they solve all of humanity’s problems through this exercise? ALMOST DEFINITELY NO. But we’ll have fun doing it and that’s really the point. Follow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social] Follow us on Instagram: @enterprisesplaining [https://www.instagram.com/enterprisesplaining/] Like us on Facebook: [https://www.facebook.com/EnterpriseSplaining] Send us an email: enterprisesplaining@gmail.com Sound assistance by K.O. Myers at Particulate Media [https://particulatemedia.com]
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